McBERZERKER

One day brony was walking down the street when he heard a discouraging word and the skies were cloudy. It began to rain, so he ducked into the nearest KFC.

He went up to the counter and ordered an Zinger sandwich. You might be wondering where the excitement is when suddenly out of nowhere...

BERZEKER

Brony grabs some chicken from the fryer and shoves it down his gullet. He walks to a little kids and asks him:

"SON DO YOU LIKE MY LITTLE PONY?"

The kid replies:

"NO I LIKE TRANSFAGGERS."

Then brony replies:

"Well okay."

He then walked off never to be seen again.