Luckily Loki likes liquid llamas

by Lucaridis

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

This is the story of a man that justs wants to have a bit of fun; normally that wouldn't be that bad but unfortunately for the multi-verse he's a raving lunatic.

This is a bit of back-story to the character Loki from 'Phantoms of the truth', which is a story a friend of mine made and is still making.

I sarcastically apologize for all spelling mistakes and other things that cause pain to the arses of the readers.

Sex tag for innuendos, probably and gore tag for funzies. I'll add more tags if necessary.

For some immersion Imagine Lokis' voice as Karma from assassination classroom.

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Luckily Loki likes liquid llamas

Wingless ÃngËl.

"H-hey um, Loki?" the young immortal Twilight Sparkle asked hesitantly as she was unsure how the magically handsome super mage Loki would react to such a bold proposition for conversation and obviously feared for her continued existence.

*SLUUURP*

"Holy nutcrackety goodness, you guys sure are lucky liquid llama taste so good or I might of just urinated on the your feet or hooves." this was of course one of the many thousand things travelling through the mind of Loki and was far from the strangest

"What, you know what nevermind, Loki can I ask you a few questions regarding your origins?" the now moderately calm but very confused Twilight ask

"Sparks, c'mon kid we're friendos now no need to be shy, l mean I know everything about you, it's only fair you can ask questions." Loki replied to the now very creeped out Twilight "Oh relax kiddo, I can keep a secret. Besides It'll take us a short while to reach our destination."

"O-oh okay then why don't we start with that, how do you know so much about us when we know nothing of you?" Twilight said hoping that he won't be immature like he usually is

"Ah, now that is a story that needs a bit of background to -" Loki paused not necessarily sure how to go about telling his tale "- How 'bout I tell you a story, that alright with you, Sparks."

Now it was Twilights turn to think, on one hoof she could get valuable knowledge against someone who doesn't appear to have any loyal bones in his body but on the other he could just make something up and tell her nothing of value. She quickly viewed her options and chose to listen to it anyway who know it might rise her morale for the oncoming battle "Sure, lets hear this story of yours."

"Noice, so this is the story of a fairly young man, in kis early millions of so we will call him Bet, so Bet was on his way to work one day when suddenly...

...Hey, brother." Now Sparks normally this wouldn't mean anything thing to Bet but the voice was strange but also very alluring so be the curious man Bet was he decided to investigate and when he finally found the source it shocked him, stand right infront of him was the impossible, his big brother, Deal , it was impossible for this to be because Deal had been relocated to Brimstone penitentiary for a multitude of war crimes. Now while it was suppose to be impossible for deal to be within the walls of the Silver city Bet didn't care all he cared about at the moment was his brother so Bet ran up to him and said with great enthusiasm "Deal, what are you doing here you'll get cought." and Deal replied with this " I know I cannot stay but I have a gift for you." as Deal said that he revealed a very powerful iteam it was a Pentimax, now a pentimax can be used for almost anything but its most notable ability is to allow access to restricted areas must like Brimstone penitentiary but as they say all good things come end and just after Bet took the pentimax they were swarmed by guards of all shapes and sizes and the vice-captian of the guard stated rather loudly " YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ESCAPING BRIMSTONE PENITENTIARY AND AIDING A KNOWN WAR CRIMINAL!!!" now of course Bet was teeny tiny bit livid about his situation because the vice-captian sound sounds, act and is a bitch but unfortunately he is by all accounts technicaly on the wrong side of the law so he was arrested and his brother was sent back to hel*COUGH* brimstone penitentiary.

Now Bet was faced with a real bad problem, he was going to be punished but the all-Father and if that wasn't bad enought it was because he was going to help Luci- Deal. But you want know something he-who-creates simply banished him like did his brother. The best part about this is aside from the super prisom complex the world was literally empty and he could do anything so he became the prison inspector. But alas that is a tory for anther time.

"Sparks, I must apologize but I Belive we have arrived." Loki stated as they began to walk toward Ponyville "Hey you purple eyed bitch race ya to the tow square."

Not a second after he said that a nightmarish figure replied "YOU FUCKIN WHAT MATE!!!"