Pinkie Pie Eats Poop

by Poniez n Stuff

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fetish, Comedy, Rarity, Profanity, Non-consensual, Random, Maud Pie, Violence, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Main 6
Length: 1185

Once upon-a-one-time, Pinksie Piez ates some of her poopie poo. This is the story of that.

Once upon-a-poop-time, Poopsie Pee-Poo ates some of her poopie poo. This is the story of that. Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poopie, poo, poop.

Published 2020-12-31 02:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-01-23 14:46:04 UTC

POOP

Once upon a poop, there was a Pinkie Pony Poopie Eater Pie, Pie, Pie, Pie, Pinkie Pie poop eating pony named Pinkie Pie. She ate her own poop. Giant shitty smelly brown turds of digested foods would dump out of her smelly, sweaty shithole and then, she would take the poopy poo-poo turd cakes and shove them in her mouthy mouth-hole, chew them uppity up-up, then swiggle swug swallow them down her throaty throat-thoat.

Everypony non-poop eater pone-pone-pony would lookity look, look, look at her nasity, gross, grinklty, gruplity, chewity, yum, yum, smell, smell, smell, poop eat and they were all like “HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THAT POOP EAT IS FUCKING NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Pinks didn’t give two half fucks that they were grossed out, so she did it in front of them all the “Tim ‘The Time Man’ Taylor” time. She would also force them to eat her poop too, because she’s a smelly nasty little poop eating sociopathic, insane, crazy poop eating “force others to eat poop” Poop Pony pony. It was nasty and gross.

After a year after she started eating poop, she’d already forced everypone in Ponyville to eat her poopy poop over 80,000 poopy times. It was super grossity gross, gross, gross. Lots of ponies died from all the poop eat. Ponyville’s name was changed to Poopyville, due to every second of everypony’s life becoming having to do with poopy. Mayor Mare had poop injected into her DNA and was changed to Mayor Muck, a sentient piece of poop that was the mayor of Poopyville.

Everyone’s water supply was replaced with Pinkie’s diarrhetic shit. They “washed” themselves in her poopity-doop-poop-doo-doo shit and also drank that nasty-ass scat every hour of the day. They had her giant poopy turds for breakfast, brunch, lunch, post-lunch snacks, pre-dinner meals, dinner, post-dinner desert, midnight snack and also ate shit every other second of every day ever. All they did was eat Pinkie Poo. It was gross. If you saw it IRL or even in a cartoon instead of just reading it in a fanfic, you would for sure puke from the disgusting sight. Also, if you already did puke, I apologize, but you prob’ly shouldn’t be clickin’ on a story called “Pinkie Pie Eats Poop” if it’s too gross for you to read.

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Author's Note

Fun fact: I started this story on January 4, 2017, but I only wrote the title and description until writing story right now.

Epilogue: Pinkie Pie goes on Larry King Live

Pinkie Pie went on the Poop Larry King Show to explain why she turned the universe into her poop.

“Why the fuck did you do this to us, you fucking sociopathic multiversal Poop Goddess of ultimate poopiness?!!?!?!?!??!” Poop Larry King asked.

Pinkie Pie took a long sip of Pinkie-shit-tea for 37 long seconds. She then smacked her lips and looked at Poop Larry King in the eyes. “Because I fucking felt like it, idiot.” She said.

Shit-Spike was watching the TV and cried because he was poop now.

Epilogue End.

Author's Note

Note: This story is part-fetish, part-comedy. Feel free to fetishize all of it.

Epilogue Epilogue: Epilogue to the Epilogue

Sadly, Larry King was diagnosed with COVID shortly after I wrote this story and has died as of today. The last chapter was not intended as an insult to him, just a comedy/joke in celebration of him. Within the contextual of the story now, he’s the only person in the multiverse un-pooped of Pinkie’s poop, as a dedication/memory of him.

Maud Finds Out Pinkie Eat Poop

Maud Pie was coming to visit her lesbian-sex lover, Rarity to have sex with her and saw poop everywhere. Maud never ever said nothing or showed emotion or any of that shit, but when she saw the poop everywhere, she was like “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!!??!?!!?!?!!?!?! THERE’S LIKE POOP AND SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYPONY IS EATING IT!!!!!!!!! THE TOWN’S SIGN SAYS IT’S CALLED ‘POOPYVILLE’ NOW!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!!?!?!??!!!?! WHY THE FUCK DOES THE SHIT SMELL LIKE MY SISTER PINKIE PIE’S SHITTY ASSHOLE-SHITHOLE POOP-HOLE?!!!?!??!??! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LITERAL SHIT?!!!?!?!??!!?!?”

Just then, Pinksie the Pooping Poop-Pony Pony pooped her way over to Maud and pooped on her own sister and shoved her poopy-doopy poop-poop in her sister-wister’s mouthy-wouthy and force her to eats and swallow and eat and taste and then poop out her sister’s own poop!!!!!!! IT WAS GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Rarity came to Maud and was like “YOUR SISTER MADE ME EAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!! DIE, CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and she smashed off Maud’s fucking face and Pinkie’s poop shot out of her neck hole as her head went flying at 7050 miles per hour across the universe and smashed into the sun and blew up the sun and turned the sun into Pinkie-poop and the poop flew everywhere in the universe and every living being in the universe was covered in Pinkie Poop and lots of them wanted to die from the nastiness of the disgusting diarrhetic smelly shit, but the poop morphed into their life force and made them immortal and became Hell on Earth/Hell in the rest of the universe. It was gross as literal shit.

The Mane Six Try to Stop the Poop

And so, all the the Mane Six, six ponies in group-of six, known as Mane Six (now, changed to Mane Shit, due to Pinkity Poops poopy poop covering them in poop and changing them into poopy shit), Twipoop Shitle, Fluttershit, Raripoo, Rainbum Dump and (shitty) Assholejack, all said “HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHIT, THIS POOPY DOOPY POOP-POOP SHIT IS SO FUCKING GROSS AND NASTY AND WE HAVE TO STOP PINKSITY POOP PYE, THE ONE WHO LAID HER SHITTY DUMP-DUMP POOP SHIT ALL OVER US AND TURNED US INTO SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! LET’S GO KICK HER ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

So they went and kicked Pinky Poo-Poo Anal Dumping Asshole Pie right in her shitty smell dumpity dump-dump shitty shit, shit shithole, nasty, nasty, smelly, welly, dumpy, dippy, shitty, shit, shit POOPHOLE!!!!!!!! They kicked her right in it and their hooves became so goopy poopy from her dumpy-wumpy pooper poop-poop and they all exploded, but didn’t die, they just turned into shitty shit poop turds diarrhea pooper-dooper poop, incapable of moving, because they were just like normal poop, but they were still sentient FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

Then, Pinsklie Poop Pie’s shitty smelly poop-poop flew up into Heaven and Nirvana and all the other concepts of the good afterlife place and went to all the ideas of God, including Yahweh, Allah, Shiva, Vishnu, Jesus, Brahman, the Tao and all the other idea concepts of deitic deities of godly God concepts of God and creator and supernatural entities ever and Pinkie Pony’s nasty shit flew up into all of them and fucking KILLED THEM and raped them and TURNED THEM INTO PINKIEPOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then the entirety of the multiverse was nothing besides Pinkie Poop and lots of sentient beings of shitty poop shit that had been turned the fuck into her nasty, wasty, smelly, welly, pooper dooper smell, smell, smell, gross-gross SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

The End.