Broly of Equestria

'Damn you pigeons! I swear when I get out of here I will make your kind extinct just like I did to those stupid Basalisks!' I roared in my mind as for the millionth time a pigeon decided to use me as it's personal toilet.

Yet even as I ranted and raved in my mind about how I would kill those flying rodents for doing this to me I knew they were empty threats. I had been trapped in this exact position in this exact place for so many years I have lost all track of time! For over a thousand years I have been trapped in stone because of those damn Princesses and for what? Because when they asked me to destroy an opposing army I did so? Bunch of backstabbing horses I say!

Still some of it may have been my fault as well as even I had to admit that I was a bit...unstable. But being given the form and power of Broly can do that to someone who just a short time ago had been nothing more than an average joe heading to con to have a good time.

Oh how I remember that particular day. Dressing up as the legendary super saiyan Broly, the trip to con, the various stalls I visited and finally meeting that man. The man I'm talking about is of course the one and only Merchant. I had bought Broly's golden neck piece from him for twenty bucks and suddenly found myself in the magical land of Equestria not soon after.

Now I was not new to the Brony community and admit I watched the show quite a few times myself however this version of Equestria was not like the others. First off was the fact I was thrown in well before the timeline for the show and that all of the 'ponies' were anthro's. Meaning they had the regular pony-like traits but were also humanoid only with hooves instead of feet.

Turns out Equestria was a pretty war torn place back in the day so it wasn't hard for a born, or maybe reborn in this case, fighting machine like myself to find some work. Those were pretty happy times for me as not being used to the power and insane bloodlust that came from such power and my new race it was easy to keep under control due to the constant battles I found myself in.

Yet even so I felt my mind steadily slipping away as I was consumed in the various battles of the world. Eventually I ended up joining the ponies and by proxy the Princesses. They respected my power and promised me powerful enemies to fight as long as I served them so serve them I did. Overtime the Princesses and I developed a close friendship brought on by constant fighting and countless time spent together.

Yet soon enough enemies began to become scarce while my lust for battle grew to the point I started exterminating entire races to try and quell my urges. Without knowing it I had truly succumb to Broly's insane saiyan nature. Even so the Princesses let me do as I pleased under their banner all the way up until the wars had finally ended. The ink for the treaty's wasn't even dry yet before they used the elements to imprison me in stone.

The Element's of Harmony however did more than just imprison me as they also gave me back my sanity at the same time so it wasn't completely a bad thing. With my sanity back I quickly regretted everything I had done up until that point yet even so I could feel the touch of my violent saiyan nature scratching at the back of my mind. What no one really knows however is that when your imprisoned in stone you are conscious the whole. Damn. TIME!

It was utter hell and I couldn't do anything about it! The princesses were smart to imprison me while I was in my base form as I didn't have the strength to break the enchantment and while imprisoned it seems I couldn't transform into my more powerful forms either. This left me up shits creek without a damn paddle in having to wait to be freed.

So now here I stood in Celestia's damn garden with nothing but shit happy pigeons to keep me company until something came along to free me.

My thoughts were broken however when I heard the clattering of hooves and I watched as surprisingly a very familiar mare appeared. She was a pink alicorn with curly yellow, purple and magenta hair pulled into a ponytail and was around six feet tall with a very curvy figure with a high C-cup bust if I had to guess and purple colored eyes. She was currently wearing a pink tube top with her Crystal heart cutie mark on the front and a pair of tight fitting jeans.

This was non other than Princess Mi Amore Cadenza or as she preferred, Cadence. I watched on curiously as she approached my statue with a curious look in her eyes.

"Strange I've never seen you here before. Then again I don't usually come this far into the garden." she said to herself as she began to examine me.

'Take a picture it will last longer' I think as she continues to examine my stone covered form before stopping in front.

Kneeling down I see her scrub away some of the vines that had grown over my time here. I had tried to read the inscription myself quite a few times but too bad so sad I can't move my damn head. Maybe now I can finally found out what old Sunbutt and Moonbutt wrote about me down there if Cadence reads it outloud.

"Huh, 'In honor of Equestria's most powerful warrior Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyan!?' I can't believe there aren't more statues of him around!" she said as I saw her look back up at me with awe and what I saw respect.

I for one was truly shocked they would say such a nice thing about me. What I expected was more along the lines of 'Bloodthirsty Warmonger' but hey I'll take it! Maybe they weren't complete and utter dicks for imprisoning me after all! That or they just didn't want anyone to know that they basically had a walking holocaust on their payroll and didn't do anything about it till the very end.

"Wait what's this?" wondered Cadence aloud and drawing my attention back to the mare as she leaned down to touch my pedestal once again.

As I wondered what else could possibly be written down there a bright flash erupted when Cadence's finger made contact. I was blinded a bit as well but since I couldn't really 'blink' my situation was a lot worse than hers. Just as I was about to unleash a mental tirade at how stupid and unfair not being able to blink was I stopped when I sensed something... off about my prison.

After delving a bit deeper I found that my prison was actually weaker! I don't know what Cadence did but I wasn't about to let this opportunity pass me by and started to increase my base forms power to it's max. I could literally feel the cracks forming all over my prison and from the scared look on Cadence's face she noticed as well.

'Almost there! Just one more push!' I mentally scream and with one final push my prison explodes in a shower of stone.

With my prison broken for the first time in over a millennia I could finally feel the wind as it brushed over my bare chest and through my long, spiky black hair. The various smells carried by said wind were only made better with my enhanced sense of smell. Looking down I saw a shocked Cadence looking up at me unable to comprehend what she was seeing.

Then quicker than she could react I scooped her into my arms in a massive bear hug and started to swing her around as she screamed in surprise. It was pretty easy for me to do since I was seven feet tall even in base form.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you! You have no idea what kind of hell it was being trapped as a lawn ornament! I could kiss you right now if it wasn't for the fact you were with Shining Armor!" I scream out only to freeze at her next words.

"What are you talking about!? We're just friends!" she yelled out.

'Ooooh shit.' I think to myself at what the timeline could possibly be. From my knowledge Cadence and Shining either hooked up in school or once he joined the guard. If neither one happened then that meant the timeline for the show still hadn't started yet and Cadence was still in school or at the very least just graduated.

"Uh sure! That's me just...rambling." I say quickly before I let go and step away. I couldn't even look at her for fear she'd call me out and demand how I know Shining but fortunately, or unfortunately, for me a distraction came in the form of pounding hooves.

In seconds I was held at spear point by the royal guards. I always found it weird how they almost all looked the same but never really questioned it.

"Stand down citizen! For trespassing on castle grounds you are under arrest!" declared one of the guards.

"Well then your a thousand years too late for that pal. I've been a special addition to this place long since before the guard was even established." I deadpanned making all of the guards look at me in confusion especially Cadence.

"That's enough Captain! I will take things from here." said a regal yet motherly sounding voice that I recognized almost instantly and made me tense up at the sound of it.

The guards then parted to reveal a mare who my instincts were now yelling at me to kill but thankfully I managed to shut them down. I promised myself a long time ago I would never allow my insanity to get the better of me and damnit I wasn't gonna brake it!

The mare was by all account's a goddess what with her shining white fur, rainbow color hair that blew in a non-existent wind and shining purple colored eyes. She stood at six foot ten and had a form that put even super models to shame with what had to be F-cup breasts and a natural hourglass figure despite the fact she ate way more cake than what was healthy. For her attire she wore a white greek style dress with golden accents with a split down the middle showing an unbelievable amount of cleavage along with her usual regalia.

I did not dare stare however as I instead focused on her eyes which were in what I liked to dub 'Princess mode.' What this meant is she was all business and wouldn't take anything less than everything from anyone. She can actually be real scary when she want's to be.

"..."

"..."

Neither of us opted to speak up as I was reliving our past experiences together and figured she was doing the same as well. We got along well in the past but once my insanity started taking the reigns our relationship grew rather strained, especially the one time she pushed me so far I nearly ended up killing her out of anger. A major low point from me at that time which ended up with me destroying an entire wendigo army just to relieve my tension.

Still I couldn't just let this silence go on. Right now she was probably contemplating if I was still a murderous psychopath or not.

"So....can I have something to eat?" I say with a smile which makes all the guards face fault and Celestia and Cadence sweat drop. It was a really happy day when I learned basic anime responses like that happened here and oh man did I enjoy them.

"....typical Broly. It's good to have you back." said Celestia with a smile which I return before pulling her into a tight hug. She struggles for a moment in protest but eventually relaxes and returns the embrace.

"It's good to be back Celestia. I promise I won't let my saiyan side get the best of me again." I say and I can feel the lone tear that she sheds as it fells on my shoulder.

"I'll hold you to it. Now let's get you something to eat. A thousand years you must be starving and afterwards we can...discuss some things about where we go from here." she said as she lead me to the dinning hall with Cadence following close behind. First food and then I will figure out where I go from here. Still it really was good to be back.

[/'That's what you think! HAHAHAHAHA!'b] cried the embodiment of Broly's insanity before I squashed it down. Why can't things ever be simple?