Schadenfreude: The Lives of Captain Sunstorm and Lucky Stars.

by Dinodigger97

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Comedy
Length: 272

A simple story about two ponies, called Captain Sunstorm and Lucky Stars.

This a simple story of two ponies, the offensive,disgusting, and mean-spirited Captain Sunstorm and his polite yet trickster partner Lucky Stars, and the ways they make the lives of the ponies in Manehatten a living hell.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-16 13:16:31 UTC

Chapter 1: The Start of The Day

Manehatten. Such a wonderful place. Ponies everywhere and trouble everywhere. I love the pain of others. I've been tossed by fate so much, that I find other's poor fate extremly funny.

             "What,pray tell, are you writing?" Lucky Stars asks me, breaking my train of thought. I look up at him,"I'm writing a fuckin' book. It's just, really shit.'' I remark to him, getting up from the dirty desk. "Well....you've been up all day and you,by the looks of things, only wrote one paragraph. Am I correct?'' Lucky Stars turns to me, handing me a small glass of red wine. I love wine in the morning. "Yes. I'm a bad writer. Maybe in five years it might be fucking finished." I reply, taking a small sip of the wine. "Ow....hate to change this conversation between us, but your cousin,Derpy, called you earlier." Lucky Stars says, trying to change to conversation. "Did she buy an other stock in muffins? I mean, I love that cute little pegasus, but she doesn't have tell me about every last thing that she does!" I boast, putting my infamous top hat on the top of my uncombed mane. ''No, no no. One of her co-workers died today. A "Mister Dibbs" to be correct." Lucky Stars corrects me, opening the door for me. "Owwww...Ol' Dibbys died. I liked that old little gizzard." I say, walking out of the door.

           Manehatten. Such a disgusting city. Filled with mockeries of all kinds and sorts. From the heinous homeless pedophiles  that want all of your coins just for their to the cock-sucking rich