Our Interesting life

by Fractiousspy6472

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6
Length: 3358

Hi im maddog, I am going to write a story that involves me and my brother being transported to Equestria, in a bad storm in my world. will my brother and I find a way to live with the ponys? Teen for mild language.

This is a story of me and my brother being transported to Equestria, during a stormy winter whiteout. That is, after they decide to run away from home to who knows where. This will be very different from the life they had, considering they both had never had any real friends.

I unfortunately lost all the friends I had. I was constantly bullied, in school, ignored, and a target. So I kinda gave up talking to people, and trying to make new friends, and turned to the only friends I had, ones that never talked back, and the only friends, were my animals.

Will me and Danny learn to open up to the ponies? Will we make friends? Or will the ponies go crazy by the imagination of us isolated boys?

I have a passion for animals. At my house, I have cats, dogs, horses, cattle, and pigs. Lots of pigs, almost all of which I raised. I am also in 4-H, which I have been in sense I was 9 yrs old. I am 17 almost 18 right now.

Published 2017-01-31 06:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-01-31 06:40:01 UTC

Normal day...sort of

Author's Note

Well I know this chapter was boring,:ajbemused: but I had to start some where:rainbowderp:. Please leave comments and tell me what you think. Please if you want to help with proof reading let me know in pm thank you I will update as often as possible.:rainbowwild: Till then enjoy.:pinkiehappy: This is My first fic so bere with me.:fluttershyouch: Thank you so much!:twilightsmile::rainbowdetermined2:

Normal day...sort of

Chapter 1.
Normal day… Sort of.

I woke up startled by my alarm clock. I look over and see that I have 10 minutes before I have to feed my steer. "Ugh, I don't want to get up," I mumble to myself. ¨The bed's too warm to leave.¨

So I hurry and get dressed, feed the dogs, and get outside. As soon as I step outside, I see a whiteout. Literally, a big snow storm. A disadvantage to living in Montana. If you want the weather to change or not, just wait 15 minutes. ¨Great. I am going to have so much fun working in this shit.¨ I say with a disappointed look on my face.

After I feed, I get back inside and get myself something to eat. The quote that my family always says comes to mind. "Animals first. They are more important." One of the downswings to having 4-H animals. Another, though is getting in trouble for something stupid. I get yelled at for not doing something that I was told, but I say I didn't hear, and I get blamed for the miscommunication. Plus,

I get ready to go back outside to do whatever I need to do, like moving animals, cleaning up around the barn, my normal chores. After I let dogs out and get my brother up. I get to his room, and say "Danny, get up, we have shit to do. I'll meet you outside." I then get my overalls back on and head outside to do what i need to do.

"Ugh, for fuck’s sake, I was only doing what I was told. Why does no one understand. I'm fucking tired of this shit!" I mumble to myself after I get out of hearing range of everyone else. I just got in trouble for something stupid again. I walked to my house when Danny appeared at my side. And as usual he told me of the idea that we have been discussing for quite some time.

"Come on Kenny, let's go. This is fucking stupid! I want to run away, and I know you do to." He says as he pokes me and kicks the snow. I look at him resentfully.

¨I know, Danny, I know. I don´t want to deal with them either.¨ This would be the fourth time I have considered that. Both of us have thought about it. After a while, I considered, because I didn't see a reason to be there any longer. I mean, what is the point of being here when everyone else looks at you like you are a piece of shit on the bottom of their shoes. And you don´t have the right last name. Habets. I live on a ranch or farm. What is so bad about that, especially in an agricultural state. I really don´t see what could be wrong. I was going to ask Danny where we were even going to go, but I didn't think that far ahead. I usually never do. Plus I realized that it was dark, even though it is only 6:45 p.m. 'This is gonna be hard' I thought to myself. "OK, grab what you need, and meet me at my truck. Although I am not sure where to go. Any ideas?"

Danny stops walking to think, as do I to see if there is any deer around our house, using my flash light. I can see he is thinking very hard at this predicament we now had. "I don't know, Kenny. Do you have any ideas?"

I chuckle sadly, "Nope. Not a fucking clue." He looks at me in sheer disappointment. "Lets just wing it, OK?" I finally ask.

"Ya why not?"

Having made our decision, we go get what we want to take with us. Me, my cell phone, my Kindle, some clothes, wallet, truck keys, and so forth. Danny, he grabs some random stuff, and almost brings his shot gun. I stop him in his tracks. "There's no way in hell you need to bring that thing."

"Aww, come on."

"I said no."

"Please??"

"Not no, but fuck no."

"Asshole", Danny says as he glares at me.

"Dumbass", I countered.

We keep up the insults till he finally puts the gun away, back in the house. But this time I am glad he didn't hit me, as he usually does, in our brotherly love arguments. I was glad that my parents were at my grandmother’s house, or we would be busted, and then have to wait to plan another escape. Even though I don´t like the idea of ´running away´, I prefer our ´temporary vacation´ plan. We then proceed to sneak to my truck, get in and put all our stuff in. As I get in, I think about what I am leaving. But now, I've had enough of the false accusations, and such. My mind snaps back to reality, remembering the storm still raging on, with no signs it is letting up. As we get going, I notice that the roads are bad. Very bad.

I continue to drive for about four miles, my mind drifting to what our family will do if they find us gone. but Danny's frightening scream jolted me from my thoughts."What now, Danny?" I say sarcastically, knowing he does that many times.

But as I look, I unknowingly drifted and almost landed into the ditch, which realizing what I was doing, gently guide the truck back to the right lane, but since the roads were bad, I could feel the truck’s ass end let go and we start drifting to the other ditch. The one thought crossed my mind. "SHIT! Danny, hold on!" As I feel the truck lurching as I enter the ditch, my head bounces off the steering wheel, the window and Danny's head. Pain throbbed in my head. But another thought crossed my mind. 'I don't want to die, yet!' but I noticed a bright light where I was heading. ´What the hell?! There shouldn't be anybody else on the road!´ The last thing I remember is Danny crying. And then BLACK.

I hope we didn't die.

My body felt warm, in spite of the cold winter air. As I force my eyes open, I could see Danny's head laying on the dashboard with blood all over his face. My head is on the steering wheel. I then forced my body to move, which I do get a reaction and sit up, and examine my surroundings. Huh, that is weird. There is no snow, not even a slight breeze rustling the leaves. A fairly large tree sat in front of my truck, which is surprisingly, still in good shape. I am sure glad we had our seat-belts on or we both might have flown into the tree.
Is this what heaven looks like? No it can't be. There should be no trees and green grass here. And a warm sun. Thinking this is a dream, I pinch myself, and was rewarded with searing pain.
Nope. Definitely not a dream. I then hear voices. Female voices. I begin to look around, trying to find the source of the voices. I gently shake Danny, saying, "Danny. Danny! Goddammit, answer me!" He stirs and relief floods over me.

He looks around and says,"Where the hell are we? Are we dead??"

Me, being the sarcastic asshole I am, say, "No, we are just in another world."

Danny glares at me. “Jackass.”

I smirk. “What are bros for?”
Then I hear the all too familiar voices. Again. "Oh dear Celestia! What is that?"

"I don´t know, Rarity, but the creatures, I hope are okay."

"Oh my goodness, we have to help them! We can't leave them in there!"

¨Easy, Fluttershy. You don´t know what could happen.¨

¨Danny, I think I know where we might possibly be.¨ I say with a little too much alarm in my voice for my liking, but I knew those voices, all too well.

He looks at me and says,¨Where the hell are we?!¨ With worry flashing in his eyes

¨I am not believing this myself, but we are gonna find out for sure.¨ I say as I proceeded to unbuckle and open the door. As I do, I hear some gasps and I look to my right. there before me, standing at the ass end of my Mazda truck, was six colorful, talking ponies. ¨Holy shit!! This can't be happening! Danny! Get over here and hit me so I can see if this is a dream again.¨

¨OK, what do you see tho-¨ As soon as he saw what I was seeing, his jaw dropped. We both look at each other, and he full out punches me in the chest.

¨Ow my nipple.¨ I say in my usual tone, to which we start laughing at my signature line when he hits me like that. The both of us then notices the confused looks on the faces of the ponies, who were now creeping up on us. But not all. A pink one was bouncing right up to us, with not a care in the world.

¨HimynameisPinkiePiewhatisyoursyouarenewhererightwhathappenedareyouokwheredidyoucomefromohmygoshyouarewhatareyouI´vneverseenyoubeforeIknoweveryponyheresoyoumustbenewdoyouknowwhatthatmeansawelcomeparty!¨ I was barley able to process that as Pinkie Pie was bouncing up and down in front of me.

¨Damn, I sure wish that happened to me everyday. I am Kenny, and this is my brother, Danny.¨ Then it clicked. ¨Wait, this is the weirdest dream. And isn´t this-¨

¨Welcome to Equestria!¨ Twilight says happily. Both me and Danny look at each other, with confusion and shock on our faces.

I say sarcastically, "Damn, must of been the cigarettes that we smoked before we left. What a fucked up dream.¨ We then start laughing again, with confused ponies in front of us.

We Get a face full of cake

As I and Danny continue to laugh stupidly and saying comments that we thought were funny, we finally get a hold of ourselves. As I look to the confused ponies, I say, "Sorry about that, my name is Kenny, and I am seventeen years old. And this is my brother, Danny, and he is fourteen. We are just not used to not having anybody around and we were very lonely back at home. I’ll explain that later. And talking to animals that talk back, uh, is just something that we didn’t see very often.” I look at the ground and mutter, “Although, I did sometimes wish that would happen.”

I turn back to Danny, who is trying to contain himself. I shouldn’t have looked at him, because he started giggling, which caused me to start.

“Danny, this is messed up. Big time. I should be waking up anytime now." I say to Danny as I look away. As I look at the ponies, I notice that they are no taller than my torso. 'Wow, they sure aren't that big.'

"Well, I can assure you that this isn't a dream," Twilight states calmly.

Pinkie stopped bouncing and had a sad look on her face, but immediately brighten again as she said, " I just knew that somepony was coming, but I didn't know who. Oh well, at least we can have a Welcome Party!! Come on!"

Both me and Danny look at each other, then I look at Twilight, who rolled her eyes, and says, "Oh Pinkie, they just got here. Give them a minute."

"Actually, I am wondering if we could have something to eat?" I ask remembering we skipped dinner. I also add, "And if this is real, Why are you even talking to us? We're outcasts, aliens, outsiders."

"Sure. what do you usually eat?" Twilight says, seemingly not hearing my other question.

I then suddenly remember that they are ponies, and stuttered, nervously rubbing the back of my neck, "Uhh, w-well, you see, um... We are omnivores." Shocked gasps came from the six ponies, and I raised my brows and quickly add, "Surely there are other animals that are that way as well, am I right? You don't really need to worry, I am not the one to eat animals, that are deemed ‘domestic’. Plus, that is not a good thought to think of,” To exaggerate my point, I make a disgusted face, and shiver.

I then turn to my truck, wondering what the hell I am going to do with it.
But I guess it was all over my face, because Twilight says, "I think I can help move the..." She looks at it, trying to figure out what it is. "Umm, what exactly is it?" All eyes turn to me as I try to explain it.

"Well, it is called a pickup truck that I own, and it is a vehicle that helps with transportation. You should be able to move it. Besides I don't see how yo-" I yelp and jump back as Twilight's horn starts glowing a magenta/lavender color, as does my truck. I could see her straining to move it with... Magic?

"Holy shit, it’s true! They are powerful!" I say in amazement as my truck spins 90 degrees. As soon as she sets the Mazda down, I can tell she is teeming with questions.

“Do you think you can move that back to Ponyville?"

"Well, hold on a minute," I say as I walk to my truck. "Danny, get in. Oh, and if you want a ride you can hop in the bed of the truck." All the girls had a nervous look on their faces.

"Wait, how does that work?" Twilight asks.

At that, I laugh. "Well, for one thing, this uses no magic, if you are wondering. Number two, it runs on gasoline, which I will explain at a later day, and three, just watch."

Twilight looks at me confused. I could totally see her just bombarding me with questions.

As I grab to turn the key, I add, "Oh and careful, It is gonna probably scare you. Just a warning." Rarity and Fluttershy didn't get scared too bad, considering they were further away than the other 4, who nearly jumps out of their skins as I start the truck. It hums to life, but it didn't seem all that loud. Then I remember they are ponies. Better hearing.

"Ha, I bet that thing is slow." Rainbow Dash commented. I look at Danny, then we both look at the cyan pony with a smirk.

"Oh ya? You want to bet me?" My brother says before I get a chance to say something. I give him a dirty look.

She grins, and I know she won't turn down a bet, cause she hates to lose. "You're on."

As I grip the steering wheel tighter, I remember the other ponies. " You want to get in the cab with us? It will be much safer. Besides, I don't want to leave you behind." Opening the door, I pull the driver's side seat forward and help the ponies in. Fluttershy, slowly creeping up to me, squeaks as I look at her. I gave a reassuring smile. "It is okay. You don't need to ride. Besides, I would never try to hurt animals, because we both love animals. But I have a passion for animals. Also, you do have wings." I say with a soft tone and heart.

As she gets out from behind her mane, our eyes lock. She suddenly looks back to the ground, but brings them back up, like she is not sure what to do. As she is shaking profusely, I try to think of something to say to ease her fears.

"I am not gonna go fast, maybe another day. I don't want to hurt myself or anyone else because I was being stupid." I said reassuringly. Turning to Rainbow Dash as I said it.

"OK, I think I will just fly to Ponyville. I-if that is OK with you," Fluttershy says as she looks at the ground.

Applejack, Pinkie, and Rarity had gotten in the bed of the truck, with Danny insisting that he sits back there too. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy said they would meet us back at Ponyville. Twilight, on the other hand, was sitting in the passenger seat, giving me directions on how to get to Ponyville, while in the process, learning about my truck. But as soon as she started asking about me, I kinda started to watch what I said and gave shorter answers. She saw this and tried to keep the conversation up. About a half a mile away, I had a couple concerns. But one stood out more.

"So, what are we going to do, with me and my brother arriving in a town full of ponies? Where are we going to put this thing?" I ask, glancing at Twilight. I was hoping for an easy answer.

"Well... We could put it on the edge of the town, and everypony else should be fine. You are not the first humans we have had. I think Princess Celestia would like to meet you." Then she seemed to remember something. "Oh no! Princess Celestia doesn't even know you’re here! As soon as we get to the library, I'll need to send a letter!"

The rest of the ride was quiet, save for the constant chatting in the back. As we neared the town, I started to get nervous. Just beyond the tree line, Twilight told me I could park, and walked the rest of the way.

As we entered the town, I notice that my brother was walking beside me, instead of Twilight. I turn around and I see a note. But I noticed something else. It was too quiet. I picked up the note which said,

Sorry Kenny and Danny, but I had to do a couple of things. If you like pastries, go to SugarCube Corner for something to eat.
See you soon!
~Twilight.

"Um, okay? Let's see if we can find this SugarStreet or whatever. Plus, I reeealy want chocolate right now." I say as I look around, trying to find the pastry building. At last, I see it, about 4 blocks away, from where we stood.

"Race ya!" Danny says as he sees it also, and takes off.

"Hey! I'm not running." I retort. But then, I realize, "Oh what the hell. YOLO!" I shout and take off. As we near the building, I notice something peculiar. "Danny there is no lights on, must be closed. AHH, it never hurts to see, right?" I say when I catch up to him. "I'll knock and we will see what happens."

As I walk to the door, Danny walks to the windows and looks in. "Ahh, fuck this, I’m just going in. I am hungry." But as soon as I stepped in the door, the lights came on, I hear a "Surprise!" and a gunshot sound resonated in front of me, and I was covered in confetti, party streamers and such. Oh and I scream, "Good God!"

And then I am tackled by a pink blur.

"Hi! Were you surprised? Huh? Huh? Were you? I was wondering when you were gonna come in. Well, you're here now, so we can play games and have a super duper fun time!”

Author's Note

this will be a different take on the HiE stories. I hope this is ok at least.:twilightblush: i kinda am starting to give up.:fluttercry: seriously.:fluttershbad: i really dont want to go insane:pinkiecrazy: I really don't.:fluttershyouch:

And if you want to see how this story goes, wait till update.

Anywho, I will try to update as often as possable. Any constructive critisizm will be appreciated.:twilightsmile:
P.S working on cover pic at the moment hope you like it!

~Lost, Found, and "Fur"ever Loved~

Maddog