A Grand Tale of Help Me

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She woke up and she was completely she broke down. This is imperative to the story.

It's notable that her name was, in fact, the Banked Pie. She was composed of a series of numerical delicious roundels, some of which you put to baking within an oven or similarly hot place. Then, you will produce something magical for you to eat. Bank Pie was extraordinarily aware of and good at this. She woke up in her black, dark and room, and then she did a great and unutterable skip down the stairs.

"I am extremely loud," thought the horse, because - oh, di meliora, it was but a horse all along - and she walked herself down the area until she became at a place where the people who owned her were taking an aggressive and despotic sleep.

"Have you!!" shouted that very horse until that door had become so frightened that it did in fact peel itself from its hinges to allow the Darkened Pie some access to the gaspless area. It requested at the least some measure of open and fettered battlements from the bright brown boys, which the PIE unarguably could provide with the wet liquids of her various places.

You are amazed! You are, firstly, you are ablative! That can't be a WORD, you disgusting beast. You want to be nearer, beleaguered, three teasers meet eager leaders, briefly see easy and meagre teeming glee-beamers.

Now let's over to the house of many a good sun, in which a F greatly increases its chances of death.

Look, I'm aware that there are only so many things that can be rated 'PG' in life. So I'll skip forwards a bit. This is a yellow horse whose name is Flattershy. She is flatter than the horse that you understand. That's for copyright reasons. Her spin is compressed and her knees and elbows are pressed together in an uncomfortable and staticky way. Hers is a life of pain, and I do not envy her.

She resides at her own small cottage in which there are a great many muds and bracks that made up an around-about of the upper-builder places. Some of them are large and hateful and mean in nature, and some will write aggressive notes passively in order to fulfill their quota for the term 'passive-aggressive.' The horse itself is a passive beast, one of care and warm liquids herself, which can supplement the unbearable workload of the Browned Pie. However, this horse does not yet remember the toils of said Pie, and must restrain herself.

The yellow beast clomped down the stairs, each clomp echoing like a grasping gristle of a large boy's daily sandwich. "I am so fucking loud," thought the horse, and then it MELTED.

Let's please continue on to the lair of the horse which is bright, brimful white. It's so darned white that he grabbed his own chestles and wondered aloud, "Oh jeez?"

This lair is a descriptive paragraph. It takes the name of that thing that was mentioned by my avaricious mouth and spreads it as though butter on tost. Not toast, mind you - it is a delicacy that is fake. Tost. This crisp and alluring blanket of janky adverbs and ridiculously long-winded verbiage actually and literally tore out my vocal cords and replaced them with gender-based violence.

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The first thing she did in this morning is take off her coat and stay awhile. Of course, I can't be legitimate because that would cause bleeding and the like, which would have to be mopped up by that strange-headed janitor who only responds to the name he was given at birth. He can't speak. Neither can I. That's why I write with my fingers. White horse grew to a frightful size when she rolled her whole body off of that little bed-port and then she stood on her unfortunately dulled digits. You can spike them with metals if you so choose and she would be none the wiser.

The second thing she did is approach the staircase with a low and guttural growl. She is not proud of her stairs. They are nothing if not a source of frustration for her. How dare they be shaped like stairs when she is only shaped as though she were a horse? What rude little wooden children.

The third thing she did was take a step on those stairs, and when she did there was a god-licking CRACK which resounded throughout the allowance dugout, and the white creature was absolutely smacked in the face with shock and awe and dismay and slight moist. She said out loud next, "Oh, God, it, oh, God, it, why, it, when, I, oh." Because she was absolutely and NEGATIVELY loud. It was incrble.

Now, this white shroud of death had with her a small and opaque secondary being which was related to the shroud with a thread of life-affirming liquids. This secondary being was in a state of NON-ALIVE in a certain chamber of the establishment to which the blank animal had total and perfective access. The napkin-based creature approached, its each step an echoing painful explosion of whack and smplat, and it entered the domicile and spoke with its tongue and throat-flaps but instead uttered a "OH" which actually literally destroyed everyone's ears. My ears, you cry. I cry. We all cry, because we do not have the things we desire. That includes the ears that left us today.

Shut the fuck up and listen. There are two more based animals that we will approach with caution, without awakening the poor old dogs that we own. The first of these magical beasts is a disgusting creature with additional limbs that make it go upwards and sidewards and whatever wards you can imagine to the diagonal upwards if you wish or diagonal sidewards diagonal in a direction that leaves the locked concept of the small area you have grown accustomed to.

This entropic mass of Nike advertisement example is a blue it is a bright very bright blue. It is only so blue because there is no red in it; if there is red in everything, it is in nothing. Actually, that was just a poor off-the-books to a nonce that is dead, but this being did in fact obtain and keep a red inside itself, specifically directed towards its scalpular follicles. That's a hecking hair for you brainless boys back at the barnyard. It's got a red hair and a few other hairs of lesser note.

Let us take a glimmer at this very the muscled and sleeper horse, there. Its name is Rackabon Darjeeling, or thereabouts. This horse was fast. It was fast, it had to go fast. It got to go fast. It was fast it was f a s t. It was so very very fast it was speedy and boom point A to point B FAST. So the first thing it did when it did an awakeness in the bright light of the non-night was sit bolt upright and scream about its life. It screamed, "I am Ranted Ducks. I am Rancid Dishes. I was born fast and I went through my early-life learnings very fast. I will approach my work very fast, and I will approach my home very fast. When I go to the kitchen right now, I will do it very fast."

This is what the horse being would have screamed, as it did every morning. However, it was abjectly a very, very loudness this morning. Therefore, when it began to scream, it became several billion particles of itself. And it died the fastest.

Now, our final horse is a disheveled violet colour and it lives inside a large vegetable. Vegetation. It grew from the ground and it shall be placed into its bed come sunset.

This horse's name is Tangled Beef, and its duty is to consume paper. It awakens in the morning with the mind to solely consume paper and for no other task which I cannot tell you because it is not existent. It jokes quietly with its friends in its long and dutiful sleep, but upon awakening, it climbs from its dull stained-wood davenport and lands heavily upon the wooden ground of the vegetation which is its home.

Today, the slamber of the hoof-rocks on the woodens makes the beast gasp in surprise because it was such a large noise. 'Usually, the slamber is not so loud,' thinks the violet being as very quietly as it could. It takes care to approach the stairs with a quicklen-quietness and so it can breathe easy it re-imagines what it would have been like to eat dinner as a family in the olden days. This is a calming procedure given to the beast by a woman named Queen Sun.

She was never a part of this story, you dense insult! You trashy cabbage!

Regardless, the purple horse made to the bottom of the stair and then its small scaled counterpart exited it. The scaled counterpart said, "Hidey-ho, you aggressive adjudicator."

"Be very small," the horse replied, as small as it could. "I am loud."

"Yes," the scaled being replied, and then it was no more. He just up and sun, the rude little spinebiter.

The violet was unaware, because at this moment, it did a large ejaculation of debris from its face. That was its morning routine, and it was loud no more, because it was beyond and above that. Ejaculation is transformative.

Applejack was also there.