The 4000 Year Old Virgin

The other princesses discover that Celestia has never gotten laid. Like, not ever never! Obviously, this is a problem.

The other princesses discover that Celestia has never gotten laid. Like, not ever never! Obviously, this is a problem, and obviously they're ready to help her find a suitable stallion ... whether she wants them to or not.

Rated [Teen] for innuendo and sexual themes.
Cover image modified by an unknown artist from the original by spinnyhat.

Complete

Crossover

Sex

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Romance

Comedy

Profanity

28496 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

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11 Chapters:

Another Sunrise in Paradise 2017-03-18 09:53:19 UTC
1872
Poker Face 2017-03-21 12:28:45 UTC
2841
Holding Court 2017-05-17 19:09:43 UTC
1720
Mentor and Pupil 2017-05-18 20:31:01 UTC
1850
The Call of the Wild 2017-05-19 18:34:32 UTC
2472
Stranger in the Mirror 2017-07-20 23:00:32 UTC
2881
Dinner and a Show 2017-08-03 17:40:58 UTC
2344
One Red Rose 2018-04-05 00:19:05 UTC
3367
The Tower of the Moon 2020-02-13 22:24:30 UTC
3232
The Chase 2020-06-18 21:08:19 UTC
2169
A Perfect Night 2020-06-18 21:08:23 UTC
3748