Woke Up This Mornin'

by Freakeasy

Starry Eyed Surprise

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Author's Note

And so, after months of doubting my own writing ability, to the point that it had crippled my writer's lust for nearly the whole past year, I'd finally buckled down to finish this thing that I had ironically started the very next day after that first chapter had been such a huge draw.

I think by the time I'd posted that last entry, I'd already been at that point of no return, so even despite all the positive feedback, I couldn't even force myself to finish this frightfully belated chapter. This should have been finished way earlier than it is now, but we can't linger on should-have-beens now can we?

I hope this is sufficient for all the time I'd left you all hanging and I apologize greatly for letting that cranky old man in my brain keep me out for this long! As of two weeks prior, I'm a full year older, so I must move forward!

Bear with me!


Starry Eyed Surprise

“Mmm, fuck me, what did I do last night?”

The pinkish-purple unicorn muttered this as she woke up with a headache that could make an Ursa Major keel over.

She turned her head and she bumped something soft, fuzzy and warm, but stank of barfed up wine and cucumbers.

Starlight sat up as her eyes focused on the busty white unicorn who shared her bed, her pretty face currently marred by red wine and chewed up cucumber.

“Ew.” Star uttered as she looked over the pretty fashionista, her pristine white fur matted in various bodily fluids that had been expelled during last night’s activities.

She shook her friend, “Rares, it’s time to get up.”

Rarity murmured, “Ugh, Ms. Pommel, for the last time, the ball gag goes in your mouth.” before she woke up and remembered where she was. She saw Starlight trying not to laugh. Rarity blushed, “You heard nothing!”

Star snickered, “Sure, Rares, and by the way,” she levitated a mirror over using her magic, “have you seen yourself lately?”

Rarity saw her disheveled looks, “Oh, Celestia, I look as terrible as I feel!” She coughed up some more half-digested food, “Fuck me… Oh wait, you already did.” She giggled before a splitting headache hit her, “I feel like I’ve had my head jammed inside DJ Pon-3’s subwoofers all last night.” She tried to conjure up some smidgen of magic, but it petered out fast, “Ugh, I can’t even unicorn…”

Star snickered, “Was that even a sentence?”

Rarity muttered, “Fuck if I care… ugh… I need a bath badly.”

Star wasn’t as bad off as Rarity, “I need one too, we can both get in a nice hot bath together, how’s that?”

Rarity tittered, “Oh, you just want to take advantage of me in my weakened state, you fiend.”

Star giggled as she helped Rarity up. “Come along and watch your tail and…” She realized they were both naked. She quickly fetched a robe for herself and for Rarity, thank Celestia for magic. She didn’t bother tying up the robes though, so if anypony saw them, hey, they got a free show.

Somehow they made it to the bathroom without losing their robes, but when Starlight used her magic to open the door, they were both met by the comical sight of Twilight sitting on the floor by the toilet, having had a similar morning to Rarity.

Twi was in her panties, but she hadn’t even worn a bathrobe so her perky little boobs were out for her friends to see. She looked up looking like she’d stuffed her head into a blender. She saw the other two, their more impressive busts threatening to burst out of their robes and their finely trimmed muffs exposed to the world. She uttered the first thing she could think, “You girls are fucked up too?”

Star and Rarity both nodded, “Mm-hm!”

She pulled herself up on wobbly legs, “Care if I join you gals? I was going to have a shower, but all of last night came back with a vengeance.”

Starlight smiled, “Sure, why not?”

So the three friends all had a nice relaxing morning bath together.

And it was quite the invigorating bath for the trio too.

At first, they stayed focused to the task of bathing each other before Starlight, naughty instigator she was, nibbled on Twilight’s delicate neck while scrubbing the alicorn’s wings. She giggled as she paid special attention to Twi's flight muscles, making the lavender pony shiver and making her wings stiffen.

Rarity was just as naughty, licking her friend’s wing along its ridge just as it hardened.

Twilight panted between the two of them, “Of course you guys would turn an innocent thing like a bath into an orgy.”

Rarity clicked her tongue, “Nonsense, Twilight, a threesome does not an orgy make.” She giggled before kissing her friend on the lips.

Twilight returned the kiss while pulling herself into Rarity’s lap so their marehoods met in between.

Starlight pressed her tits into Twi’s back while she reached around and groped both hers and Rarity’s boobs. Her ears wiggled as she heard the moans and light smacking while the other two made out like horny teens.

As things were getting especially heated, the bathroom door swung open, “Twilight! You forgot your robe so I thought I’d hurry over and-” Spike froze in place when he saw three of his favorite mares making out together in the bathtub.

Twilight blushed at being caught; Rarity just winked seductively at Spike while Starlight spoke up, “How very thoughtful of you, Spike.”

The purple dragon stood there in tight black jeans, and not much else, with a visible tent showing in the front. He thanked whatever deity was watching right now that he’d started wearing button-fly jeans, otherwise he’d be feeling pretty confined.

Starlight licked Twilight, making the alicorn blush some more, “There’s room for one more, Spike, if you’re interested...”

Spike gulped, “Uh, thanks but uh… I, uh, have chores… yeah! Lots of chores! Um…” He turned to leave.

A dark blue aura pulled on his tail before Spike could make an escape.

Rarity dragged him over with her magic, “Now, Spike, we all know you’ve been pining after me for all these years, sweetie. Now, you get me, Starlight and Twilight.” She purred seductively, “If I were you, my fine young drake, I’d definitely take this opportunity.”

The girls parted as Spike fell into the bath with them, still in his jeans.

Before Spike could make a protest, Rarity was on him, giving the young dragon a big kiss on his muzzle and almost immediately breaking his resolve. He felt her tongue against his lips and he opened up as he threw his arms around his dream mare, letting Twilight’s robe drop into the bathwater.

Twilight felt herself color up something fierce at seeing Spike glomped by the mare of his dreams. After they had shared such a beautiful night, Rarity was going to steal him? Not if she had anything to say!

Her horn lit up and she focused her magic on Spike’s soaked jeans.

Starlight, meanwhile, was mostly watching until she noticed what Twi was doing.

Spike felt his button fly come open and his pants slide off. Underneath, he never wore underpants, never felt the need for it as his naughty bits were packed away in a neat pink slit, except for this moment. He moaned in his kiss with Rarity as somepony held his throbbing, tapered dragon dick around the base and he felt their tongue dragged slowly up his cone-like shaft.

Rarity broke the kiss and looked down to see Twilight, of all ponies, orally pleasuring Spike, “My, Twilight, are you sure you can take that on your own?” She teased.

Twilight giggled, “Bitch, you don’t even know the half of what I’ve done with this thing.” And she opened her mouth then went down on Spike, making the dragon flinch.

Rarity grinned, “Oh? Our Twi has already sampled Spike, has she?”

Twilight held up two fingers, the middle one held slightly higher than the index, “Twithe!” she mumbled around her drakefriend's cock.

Rarity feigned shock, the palm of her right hand pressed to her bountiful tits, “Oh, did I just get flipped off?”

Starlight giggled while her cushy pair jiggled, “I think you got flipped off, bitch!” She snorted from how ridiculous this was getting.

Spike sat in between as the three beautiful, wet mares bantered back and forth; his horny young male brain stepped in to break up the chatter, “Ladies, ladies, please! My dick’s hard as a lamppost right now, so could we dispense with the name calling?”

All three mares looked at him then all three grinned in near unison as Rarity spoke, “Whatever you say, Dragon Lord Spike.”

Twilight held his face, “We’re sorry.” She teased before kissing him on the mouth.

Spike held Twi as their tongues fought for dominance.

Rarity and Starlight both traded glances while they watched the princess drag her nails across the dragon’s pectoral scales.

Again, Spike felt someone’s tongue, then their mouth on his twitching malehood.

Starlight looked on as Rarity pleasured her favorite dragon by playing with his most intimate part. Star didn’t want to be left out, so she focused her magic on Twi’s cute butt which was practically in her face right now.

Twilight moaned in her kiss with Spike as she felt something push into her, not her pussy, but the other hole. She was about to break the kiss to see what was going on, when a warm, wet tongue flicked over her winking marehood causing Twi to stick her rear out more by instinct.

Rarity looked at what Star was doing.

The pinkish-purple unicorn had made a stallion dildo appear, purely made of magic, yet somehow solid enough to penetrate Twi’s untried tailhole. At the same time, Starlight had taken to the task of licking her teacher’s drooling pussy. She lightly caressed those firm cheeks as Twi pushed back against her, telling her through body language to keep going, which she fully intended to.

Rarity held Spike’s spike and she deepthroated his thick tapering dragon cock, tasting his salty, bittersweet pre as it periodically spurted onto her tongue.

Spike broke off his kiss with Twi so they both could look at what the other two were doing.

Twilight moaned, “Star… more… harder…”

Star heard and obeyed. She spread Twi’s cheeks wide and buried her muzzle as deep as she could in princess pussy, while her magic dildo bottomed out in Twi’s anal cavity.

Spike gently placed one paw on Rarity’s head as she gave him the very treatment he’d wanted for years. He didn’t say anything, no words were good enough to describe what he felt right now. He held his fair Rarity’s horn then began to stroke it, making her moan while she sucked on his cock. He turned his attention back to Twilight and he held her with his free arm, burying his snout in her boobs, then sucking on her nipples of dark violet.

So then everyone here had something they were doing and everything seemed just perfect…

“Twilight! Rarity!” Pinkie skipped into the castle, having spontaneously decided to drop in and pay a visit. But nopony was here to greet the excitable cotton candy pony.

Her boobs jiggled under the loose yellow blouse she wore today and her bodacious butt perfectly filled out the teal skirt she’d chosen. Her blue and white striped panties showed off her fluffy bubble butt in the best way.

All of a sudden, her clit twitched and Pinkie was bowled over with a very happy, needy moan, “Oooh… An orgy has started somewhere nearby!”

She pulled herself up off the floor, her panties moist now, “Mmm, that felt good… now… where are those naughty ponies?” She giggled sinfully as her poofy mane deflated, going perfectly straight as her cute blue eyes narrowed like those of a proper villain. Pinkamena was here and her Pinkie sense told her there was naughtiness occurring here, without her!

Pinkamena crawled on all fours, her rear high up as she sniffed out the naughty ponies.

And as Pinkie slowly got closer, Spike found himself with one unicorn perched upon his lap, while the other two lovely mares made out just next to them. Unsurprisingly, it was hard dividing his attention between Rarity, at long last riding him while the two Lights made a show of swapping tongue kisses while their horns lit up, violating each other’s bodies using their magic.

Rarity held Spike’s chin so she kept his focus on her, “Now Spikey-Wikey, a lady requires your full attention,” She kissed him as she swiveled her hips just perfectly to match the young drake’s still quite amateurish movements. She didn’t blame his lack of experience; Twilight was a fine first attempt for him, but now he was dealing with a more well-traveled mare.

Spike had pretty much been struck dumb by how fast this all transitioned; on the one hand, he finally had Rarity, the circumstances could be better though, not even the being in the middle of a magical unicorn orgy thing, he was all cool with that, but this bathtub was making it all very uncomfortable for him.

As if she could read his thoughts, Rarity whispered, "Would you like to swap places, Spike?"

Spike panted under the mare of his dreams, "But then you'll be the one uncomfortable."

Rarity rubbed his cheek and she kissed him, "So thoughtful, dear." She turned to the two Lights who were still fooling around, "Twi, Star? You two are the more talented ones? Would you please teleport us to a more convenient locale so our little ménage à trois could continue?"

Twi was out of it, what with having another pony's magic bottoming out her bottom.

Star was a tick more coherent, "I'll try, but don't blame me if one of us ends up fused to a wall..." Her pretty pink horn powered up with its pretty turquoise aura and she made everyone in the room, including herself disappear in a bright flash.

Pinkamena, already stripped down to her sexy, fluffy, semi-chubby pink body, was just outside the door when the smell suddenly vanished. She cursed, "Damn! The prey eludes the pink one!" She clenched her fists before getting back down on all fours, "I haven't a moment to lose! The game is afoot!"

...

A bright flash filled the room as three nude mares and one nude dragon dropped onto someone's couch.

The compact little room shook like it was on wheels as they all collided in a sweaty mess of limbs.

Twilight groaned, "Ugh, my aching head..." before she opened her eyes to see the little unfamiliar place she'd been brought to.

Rarity and Spike were both rubbing their heads as they became aware of their surroundings. They appeared to be inside some type of trailer. It was tight and narrow, like a Canterlot mare's back end.

Starlight blinked as she quickly realized where they were right now. "Oh dear..." She let slip.

Twilight grunted as she pulled herself up from the scratchy carpet that covered the floor. "Starlight... where did you bring us?" She already begun to suspect when she spotted a certain poster bearing the smug mug of a certain other unicorn she was familiar with.

Rarity heard footsteps approaching fast, "Um, girls..."

Starlight giggled nervously, "Uh... I think we're in Trixie's wagon."

And speak of the devil, that very voluptuous blue unicorn threw back the beaded curtain separating her bedroom from the rest of her tiny living quarters, shouting as she came out in a purple onesie bearing Starlight's cutie mark, "What in the name of all Tartarus is going on here?!"

And Spike, still pinned under beautiful naked mares muttered under his breath, "Tartar sauce..."