After his betrayal at the hands of Dr. Samuel Hayden, and a very serious malfunction with the tether system, Doomguy wakes up to find himself in a very strange and new place, on an Earth he doesn't understand. Not only that but he has this overwhelming urge to… act like a normal human. He wants to settle down, get a job, have friends, live a normal life, and the part of him that wants to rip and tear is just a small idea in the back of his head, but he knows it's there, like an itch he can't scratch. He wakes up in a basement, in a house next to his Praetor suit and all his guns and equipment. There is also a note for him which says that it's his house, and that he better make himself look presentable… because his first day on the job is tomorrow at the most wonderful high school ever: Canterlot High.

How will Doomguy cope with his new life and job?
How will he live a normal life with all his memories of his "adventures" through Hell?
And how the HELL will he work at a high school?
(This is my first fic so please rate accordingly and if you dislike leave a comment why and maybe a way I can improve my writing. I am also in need of editors/proofreaders, if you would like to be one leave a comment or message me. As always constructive criticism is welcome and most of all ENJOY.)
Gore tag is because it's Doom.