Part time school shoter full time lover a clopfiction

Once apon a time there was a school shooter named Josh one day he decided to shoot up a scool here is that story. "EVERY ONE ON THE FLOOR" I shouted "please dont kill me" A masculin and sexy strong smooth voice said "why should..."

I said as I say a sexy bod that would make Muta look jelly "I...I" said as this sexy bod looked confused "Hello I'm Josh" i said "I.. I'm dantae" said Dantae "Umm... are you single?" I asked but before he could answer a portal appered this portal show an image of some ponies

I grabed Dantae's hand and jumped in."WHAT THE HELL" Dantae said as me and him relized we were in Princesses Celestia's house and were ponies Dantae look as beutiful as before but he haid a light brown fur coat with a dark blue mane

but no cutie mark like me Dantaes tail was also dark blue and he was a pegases I asked dantae "WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE?" Dantae paused for a second "you look ho... you have a dark blue coat of fur and a yellow mane and tail"Dantae said "Who are you people?" Celestia asked

"WE are from a difrent dimension" I explained "you see in this dimension we were humans and now we are in your dimensions and glad to hang around" As I was saying this Dantae was checking out my hot bod with his mouth open."OH MY GOSH ITS PRINCESS CELESTIA" Dantae nerd gasmed "I love u u are best pone u so hot!!!!!!1111"

"Well we will get you guys a house" Princees Celestia said "WHERE WHERE WHERE?????!???!???!!!? Dantae asked ner gasmemily "At Ponyvile" "O MY GOSH <3" me and Dantae yelled. "Why are you gay's so exited?" Celestia assed "IN OUR DIMENSION U STAR IN AN AWESOME SHOW"

Dantae said "Ok?" Celestia said "WEll we have to get you in your house its next to princess Twiley's castles" "Awesome" me and dantae said.