Three Ponies Went to a Bar

by DicyMath99

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Berry Punch, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1605

Three stallions walked to a bar.

Behold, one of the worst fan... no wait, am I already put the description before?
What's the differences anyway?
Three stallions walked to a bar. Soon, they would have an adventure. Or would they?
They wouldn't
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Author hint : I mean three I mean three OCs, not Twilight, an OC, and Berry Punch

Published 2017-01-31 06:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-01-31 06:40:01 UTC

A chapter

Author's Note

I admit, this story is suck

I would thank anyone who finds some mistakes in this stories:yay: Yeeeee

Oh yeah, no proofreader, no editor, just... this.

Updated : Brackets and braces, no more strikethrough, and no grammar repair, yet.

A chapter

At one sunny day, three stallion went to a wind-quiet bar on outskirt of Ponyville not on the same time.

A brown male earth pony entered the bar first with the longer face than anypony inside. Secondly, a cyan male pegasus rushed to the bar like he was in hurry and sat beside the earth pony. Lastly, an orange male unicorn just appeared himself beside the pegasus. All three of them ordered a same beverage, a shot of moonshine.

The earth pony's face were egg-melted.
What am I doing in my life?

The pegasus awkwardly move his wings like a filly. The way he sit makes one mint unicorn to grin at him. So, he looked to any other ponies' sit position.
This is the first time I'm on Equestria and I don't know how to sit properly. Man, I should've never touch that pedestal.

Suddenly, the unicorn greeted to both of them.

"Hello, my name is Morning Star. I was supposed to be on Canterlot Public Library, trying some teleportation spell. I don't have many friends, so what's your name?" he greet the stallion on his right like he's his friends or somepony who are related to him,

"Who are you talking to?" the earth pony replied with a low tone,

"Well, you chap," Morning grinned friendly to him,

"Me? Well, name's Mushroom Stew,"

"Hello Mushy, what's with the..."

"Long face? It's a sad story for you,"

"Tell me," Morning's eyes' glittering.

"Huh, here we... wait,-" Mushroom felt something wrong, "-why you say "Tell me" to me? Are you a royal spy?"

"Royal spy?!" The cyan pegasus screaming electrified. Almost anypony inside the bar put they attention to him, "Mmm... errr... so... sorry, I...I didn't meant to..."

"That's fine, I'm not a spy. So, what's bring you here?" Morning cheers the pegasus.

"I...play hide and seek," the pegasus' cheeks were sweaty,

"For a grown pegasus, that's kinda childish as I see from your wings," the pegasus tried to control his feathers, "So, who's the seeker?"

"Someo...ponies, with some err... armor, purple armor, with err... spears. Wait, no. I mean the royal guard?"

"The royal guard? What were you up to?"

"Well, err... I... I... breaking the palace's window," the pegasus stuttered his words

Morning's eyebrow raised, "What? No way the princess ordered the guards to chase a glass breaker. Speaking of which, what's your name?" curious Morning are curious,

"I...I am err... Sky Blue,"

"Oh, I can see that from your cutie mark," Morning saw two mountains, a curvy pathway which lead to the point were two mountains collide, and literally blue sky on the pegasus' rear end,

"Cutie wha..., oh I mean yeah that one," Blue surprised realizing his flank has a mark.

Both Mushroom and Morning shocked,

"What?"

After a few seconds of awkward moment, Morning changed the topic, "So, we're all ordered a shot of moonshine?"

Mushroom replied, "Yup," while Blue nodded his head.

"I'm just so lucky to teleported to this place. So what brings you here, Mushy?"

"Me, I'm depressed. My family died, whole tree branches, and I'm the last of them. You know how many mares broke my heart?"

Morning shaken his head.

"Count my mane's size," he pointed to his bowl-like polka dot mane, "Not only that. Well, you see, I had this mushroom farm. It was soooo diverse. But then, those flying nematodes..."

"Do you mean parasprites?"

"Yeah that one, ate the whole farm. Although the mane 6 succeeded clear Ponyville from those bugs, it still happens to me, weekly. I got debts, a thou... no three thousands bits of debts. So, I'm here to forget my, well, sadness," Mushroom sank under the deep sea of emotion.

"I see, I'm so sorry to heard that. And hey, how about you Sky?" Morning moved his attention to Blue,

"Well, I am hiding here, am I not?"

"So you just here for some moment?"

"Probably," Sky watched any panorama of a bar around him until..., "Hey, wait a second. Isn't she Twilight?"

Both Mushroom and Morning turn their heads quickly facing to the princess.

"Where?"

A hiccy alicorn woke up, "Hey... Pinkie... how's your cupcakes?"

"What happen to her?" asked the pegasus.

"I don't know, but I guess she had a good hungover with her friends," Morning confused.

"Did anypony said [burp] huge mane?" three bubbles came out from Twilight's mouth.

"What's wrong with this drunk mare?" Mushroom seemed to be a little mad.

"Excuse me?" Suddenly, a berry-maned earth pony waitress came with a rag on her mouth and another shot glass on her hooves,

"Not you, but her," the brown pony pointed one of his hooves to Twilight,

"Oh, her-" she rolled her eyes, "-she was drank a jug of Granny Smith's recipe of high quality apple cider. And I mean 'quality', I mean the foam," she wiped the side of a shot glass with a rag,

"Wow, how long she has been here?"

"Last night," the magenta mare put the glass on the rack.

"I'm sorry Dashy, but I'm afraid *burp* I can't walk *pop* properly, yet," Twilight count her stars above her head.

Morning Star tried to crack the wall fan-quiet situation by... "Hey, do you wanna hear my life?"

"Sure" Blue Sky agreed to him while Mushroom shrugged,

"Well, my parents rule a kingdom on the west of the Crystal Empire. When I was a colt, I studied at Celestia's School for the Gifted. Uhmmm... oh yeah. The egg thingy was on a high number by those judges. I graduated. Even the princess herself praised me alongside her.
What else that I want to tell you. Umm..., a spell that make me an alicorn for couples of minutes, err... mean, the spells that I learned so much that I forgot how to do it,"

"Talking about alicorn, is that mean you could do..." Mushroom seems confused,

"Yes, almost everything. I remembered a spell that could detect a changeling around us, watch,"

Morning's horn made a reddish force-field that spread across the bar. Then, a weird light came out from Blue's coat.

"Strange, changelings supposed to have a green ray, but you,-" Morning stared at Blue, "-you... are anything that's came out from Crystal Mirror,"

Blue shocked to heard it, "Hey Morning, may I give you a secret?"

Morning nodded his head. Blue moved his snout until his nose touched the tip of Morning's ear.

"The "anything" you said it means a human. I'm a human who accidentally touched the mirror and turned into... this," Blue's voice was hoarse, "a horse who has a wings on it. But lucky for me, I always want to travel around Equestria,"

"Hey, I can hear you," said Mushroom,

"Oh, umm, errr..., canyoubothkeepthissecret?" Blue Sky stretched his eyelids.

Mushroom and Morning stared at each other.

"Yeah, I never seen any so called 'human' here," Morning shrugged

"Meh, ya won't gonna be like those Sombra will ya?" said Mushroom,

"What, no, who the hay wants to enslave such a glimmery crystal ponies?"

The three of them laughed.

"*hiccup* Sunset and Starlight sat *hiccup* under a tree, S-H-I-P-P-I-N-G, *buuurp*," Twilight spinned her self like a ballerina inside Rarity's carousel.

"So, how long she will be sober?" Morning asked to the waitress,

"Long time, except..." the purple waitress inhaled a big amount of air "... a tea from a flower on the northest point of Equestria, far norther than the Crystal Kingdom, there will be few rebelling changelings, not like that bug who turned himself into some sort of a dragonfly, another few yak rebels, stormy weather, and oh yeah, talking about Sombra, he's there, he will lure anypony who cross his path and turned them into his servants and armies,"

"Wow, that was some extreme condition," Blue Sky commented, "is there any other solution?"

"There was this zebra who lives on another outskirt of Ponyville," the waitress pouring the moonshine.

"Welp, so, do we need some uhh.. help?" Mushroom seems to little bit pessimist,

"Nah, we could handle it," Morning, on the other way, seems to little bit optimist, "and, how about a shot of moonshine before our journey?"

At the same time, three shot glasses slide over the table. Mushroom watch the white substance in it.

"Huh, screw me. But, I'm in," Mushroom holding his glass with one of his hooves,

"Well, I always want to endeavor this world anyway. You take the lead," Blue agreed while he tried to take the glass, "And, uh...,"

"Don't worry, I hold it," Morning grab his and Blue's glass at the same time with his magic.

"CHEEERSSSS," three of them raised their glasses.

"Love? Is the cavalries here?" Twilight flied above them like the bubbly postmare.

"What?" Blue confused,

"Nah, we'll cure her," Morning put down his glass and ready to drunk.

(Shots later)

"Uhh, is it me or this drink?" Mushroom's face changed from soil into trees,

"For a bar drink, this succ," Blue's face looked like he wake up after a long sleep,

"Wait..., this is not even a moo... moo... moooo," Morning and the others fallen asleep on top of the table.

Meanwhile, inside the barrel room. The waitress, Berry Punch checking the barrel between bleach and sake, the moonshine. She opened the barrel. But before she could pour it...

"Wait, who's putting piles of sleeping rock inside the moonshine barrel?"

The end