Luna the terrible and virile

by usernameforthewin

Politics and penis

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The meeting hall was silent. the dignitaries watched as Luna's imposing musculature flexed and bent to straighten her papers, she knelt down at the punitive podium that had to be a fourth of the Lunar Princess's frightening stature. The problem made worse by the gigantic bulge in her pants pushing against the podium. It was plain to see for anypony there that with every shift or flex on the Princess's part her clothes would strain against the hulking beast restrained in her formal business wear. Luna cleared her throat before her speech "As many ponies here know the clean water for Los Pegasus has beco-" Before Luna could continue the doors burst open

"Dragon! Dragon! Everypony ru- Oh, Princess Luna. I-I didn't mean to-" The guard fearfully stammered having just rushed in to warn the politicians only to cower away from the mighty mare looking at him and him alone.

"It's quite alright, Sir Chargely. We appreciate the swift warning. We will take care of this." Luna extended her wings and removed her suit leaving her in a bra and loin cloth. She took off with such speed the ponies in the room fell to the ground covering their ears.

As Luna flew out into the sky she had little trouble finding a gold scaled, three headed dragon flying over head "So Luna the terrible showed her face? My name's Gim gob! You slayed my father two thousand years ago! It's time to die!" The dragon roared ferociously at Luna who stared him down fearlessly.

"Your father was slain because he slaughtered my subjects, robbed their homes, as well as endangering other kingdoms! You have no business here! Leave now!" Luna commanded taking an authoritative stance while in flight.

"You think that gives you the right to kill him!? What about what that did to me!?" Gim argued with his tongue whipping wildly between his tusks.

"Even if you mourn your father... I can't allow anyone to harm my subjects." Luna said with a cold demeanor.

"I've had enough of this you bitch! This is for my dad!" Gim swung his double tipped tail at Luna, with lightning speed she grabbed it "W-what!? No fucking way!" Gim yelped in surprise.

"I've had enough." Luna whipped Gim's tail sending him over her head.

"Of your FOUL LANGUAGE!!!" Gim impacted a nearby mountain before Luna flew on top of him knocking the wind out of him with the impact of her body.

"DO YOU HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR INFLUENCE!?" Luna roared in Gim's face.

"I-Influence what the hell are you talking about!?" Gim asked fearfully of the battle hardened titaness on top of him.

Luna slapped his left cheek "CHILDREN COULD BE SEEING THIS! IF THEY HEAR YOU SPEAK SO PROFANE THEY MIGHT FOLLOW SUIT!" She lectured loudly to the woeful dragon.

"Oh give me a break! What about you flashing that giant cock you've got!" Gim complained pointing to Luna's weighty endowment.

Luna looked down and blushed lightly "We do our best to cover ourself. But in this work I need mobility." Luna admitted turning away from his gaze. But as she did Gim crept a claw behind Luna slashing off her loin cloth, Luna's face filled with shock as her girthy shaft fell into the open air of the cool mountain.

"What kind of freak are you!? That bush is gigantic!" Gim pointed to Luna's member. Sitting on top of her shaft was indeed a thick furry bush, and under her balls was a thick trail of fur running down the middle like a testicular Mohawk.

"Someone... MUST TEACH YOU MANNERS!!!" Luna blasted Gim away with her royal Canterlot voice. As he sprawled back Luna grabbed him by the thigh throwing him overhead. As she flew up after him she grabbed him by the back bringing him down slamming him against her knee leaving him gasping for air.

"HOW DARE YOU EXPOSE A LADY LIKE THAT!!!" Luna roared as she spanked Gim's bottom.

"DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE CIVILLY!?" She spanked him again furiously.

"AND TO SPEAK SO FRANKLY ABOUT ANOTHER'S PERSON IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!!! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!!!" Five more spanks and Luna was finished. Gim whimpered and rubbed his now red butt.

"I'm sorry-I'm sorry. Please forgive me!" Gim begged pitifully before Luna's fiery glower.

Luna kept her glower on him, crossing her muscular arms along her ample breasts while she was at eye level with Gim's shin he did everything he could to bow before her imposing might "We shall personally teach you to be a gentleman." Luna said as a professional air returned to her voice.


Luna chained up Gim to a post outside of Canterlot "I shall return. For the time being I'm leaving a handful of guards. They will bring you food when needed, and make sure you do not cause trouble while I'm gone." Luna made sure to step closer to Gim to whisper her last words.

"Know that they will tell me if you curse, or do anything else unfitting of a gentlemen. Once I have deemed you fit to be a role-model, for those around you, I will let you go. Goodbye, Mister Gob." Luna said as she took a few banana leaves and fashioned a cover, for her penis before flying back to Canterlot and into the meeting hall putting her pantsuit back on.

"Sorry for that everypony. I'm here fo-" Luna stopped herself, as she saw all the politicians had left. Luna gave a heavy sigh as she zipped up her pants and walked down the steps, but her mood was made worse as she heard a ripping. Looking herself over she saw that her muscle laden back ripped open her suit by the hem. She growled with frustration before going out of the meeting hall with the hours of what happened while she was gone.


"Oh my poor hunky lulu. All those losers are jealous of how big your dick is." Celestia said while she hugged Luna's waist, using her other hand to feel at her abs of steel, and run her fingers through Luna's abundant happy trail.

"Sister, please. We don't like how you attribute my physique to some superiority to other ponies." Luna argued, but Celestia flew in her face hands in the air as if Luna'd spoken blasphemy.

"What!? Luna, have you looked in a mirror!? Look at those massive biceps you have! They've gotta be fifty inches around AT LEAST! And don't you try and tell me you don't have a big, beefy, monster cock! Because here is a guard's dick." Celestia explained as she made a marker appear before she drew a dick and balls in red, and then she made a blue marker appear "And here's the monster you're packing." she said as she drew a pretty accurate illustration of Luna's behemoth cock and balls which by any metric was overwhelmingly larger than the guard's.

"S-Sister! Don't draw genitals on the castle walls!" Luna said abashedly

"What? They won't mind if we do it." Celestia then signed the picture before Luna took her by the hand away from her graffiti.

"It is unbecoming of our status. We are Princesses and we must act like it." Luna explained marching down the hall shoulders squared and posture perfect.

"Oh come on! You've done so much for those ingrates! All they do is wheel and deal behind your back, and act like you're some barbarian." Celestia flew up in front of Luna holding her face lovingly "Even though I know you're a big, muscly, hunky hero." Celestia kissed Luna on the lips prompting Luna to blush.

"Not in public." Luna whispered.

"Luna! Why do you always have to act like the older sister? Shouldn't you be rebellious, audacious! You should be flaunting that big beast, and ordering mares to suck you off! You've definitely earned it! And to stop showering! Just let your thick bush get all musky, and sweaty." Celestia buried her nose in Luna's pubes reaching into Luna's pantsuit, and began fondling her furry ball sack.

"Tia!" Luna whispered angrily as she gently lifted her out of there "We act this way because you are so childish and openly lewd. Besides it would be wrong to force others upon myself." Luna said returning to her composed regal look.

"Wrong!? All those ingrates owe you! You've beaten so many monsters their grandparents weren't even alive, for the entirety of how much butt you've kicked."

"A pony should not use their power to exude authority over others. Authority is given to those the public sees as deserving of leadership." Luna explained.

"But you're the exception! You're a freaking saint, and you deserve to rule over them like a big, hung goddess! Demanding blow jobs, and ball massages whenever you want! And you should be able to force whoever you want to smell your big, musky balls anytime!" Celestia started drooling at the idea.

"Sister, We have no problem indulging your fantasies in private, And we appreciate how you relieve our sexual stress. But on the subject of stripping ponies of their rights is out of the question." Luna said

Celestia sighed before landing on Luna's powerful shoulder as it was a suitable seat for Celestia's thick rump "Fine, fine... I just wanted my baby sister to know I'm still her number one fan." Celestia said kissing Luna on the cheek.

"And we love you to, Celestia." Luna said as a small smile crept on her face "So what is for dinner?" Luna asked.

"I got the biggest steak, I could find! And roasted some potatoes, and green beans, and-" Celestia trailed on the meal she lovingly cooked for her sister while they went down the hall. Till finally reaching the dinner hall where Twilight sat looking up in shock at Luna.

"P-Princess Luna! It's good to see you!" Twilight said fearfully as she bowed to Luna.

"Princess Twilight? We did not know you would be here." Luna said looking rather perturbed to her solar sister.

"Oh yeah... I invited Twilight, 'cause I had a feeling she could use some good eating. Guess I forgot to mention that." Celestia shrugged as she looked nervous.

Luna held back a sigh Damn it, Celestia. Surely you don't think I'm so gullible to not see this coming. The number of times you've brought someone over to eat with us without telling me in your attempts to get me to let my hygiene and manners slip is quite tiring... Luna thought "We apologies, Princess Twilight. We did not know you would be here. If you'll excuse me I need to shower." Luna turned away but Celestia appeared in her way.

"Oh no you don't! Dinner's all set for us, and I worked really hard on it. I'm not gonna let you sneak off and just reheat some leftovers." Celestia said crossing her arms.

"Celestia, we're not presentable." Luna said seriously.

"Oh you're a little sweaty, I like it. Twilight, you don't mind Luna's musk, do you?" Celestia asked taking five steps over to see Twilight past Luna's hulking physique.

Twilight shrunk in her seat "I-I don't, I guess." Twilight murmured nervously.

"As your big sister I insist you forgo your shower, and stuff your face with your fellow Princesses." Celestia said pointing to Luna's seat at the table.

Luna finally sighed "Of course sister." Luna sat herself opposite Twilight while Celestia sat at the head of the table.

"Great! Now let's dig in!" Celestia said as she began serving the food with her magic.

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