Luna the terrible and virile

by usernameforthewin

World history for THOTs

Previous Chapter

Luna strolled out of a bedroom with a towel wiping the sweat off herself, Celestia soon came over wearing a frilly bikini made up to look like a maid outfit holding a pitcher and glass of water "Ooh Luna you are destroying pussy today!" Celestia cheered

Panting only slightly Luna tried to not grimace "Sister that is far too crass." Luna said taking the pitcher of water

"I'll tell YOU what's crass, that big ass pile of mares!" Celestia pointed to the room Luna had left, in Luna's wake was nearly a pile of semen stained mares blissfully dazed from Luna's intense love making

"Sister, they have names." Luna scolded

Celestia dismissed it with a wave of her hand "That's the tenth room you've filled with mares. At this point it's expected you forget their names." Celestia said

"Even if it's expected We refuse to treat a living being so callously like they were just meat." Luna said

"SOOO much meat. I mean damn look at those tits!" Celestia said

Luna shook her head "I have a great deal of work to do in finalizing their volunteer work." Luna said as she walked past Celestia

"Save a few loads for your big sis!" Celestia pleaded loudly

"Sister!" Luna turned back with a deep blush on her face

Celestia giggled before going to the near unconscious mares still reeling from making love "Alright, up and at um sluts." Celestia said casually nudging mares up onto their feet "Time for orientation. First five mares that get to the west courtyard get their pick of Luna's muscles to bathe." Celestia said and instantly the mares charged past Celestia with purpose


The mares and changelings had collected frantically waiting for instructions, soon enough Celestia flew down to them with a book in hand "Alright, you naughty little Thots. Hope you got your fill of Luna's cum cuz you're in for a LONG read." Celestia said while they groaned

"Can't we start washing Luna now?" One of them asked

"Silence!" Celestia commanded and they fell silent "Luna's a big softy -Except where it counts- when it comes to dealing with hos but I'm not. You bitches are gonna get in line or get the fuck out." Celestia said coldly scanning the crowd for dissenters before smiling in satisfaction seeing none

"Wonderful." Celestia said opening the book "Now onto your first history lesson. If you're gonna be worshiping Luna's cock you should at least know how awesome it is." Celestia explained


Luna marched through an indented mountain pass with a legion of pony soldiers. Surveying the road ahead "Captain!" The flank soldier spoke, Luna looked back seeing him raise his shield and point his sword upward. On the cliffs above Griffin archers had their sights trained on Luna and her men. One of them stepped forward with a banner "Surrender!" The Griffin captain ordered. Luna looked up at him solemnly "I ask you. Swear my men's safety and you may take me as your prisoner. I'm a Princess." Luna spoke

The Griffin captain was pleased "Very well. Your men may leave once they drop their weapons." He said

Luna looked at her troops and nodded "Captain you can't be serious!" One of them spoke

"That's an order!" Luna spoke thunderously

He scowled just a bit dropping his sword to the dirt. The company followed suit leaving Luna, she followed the Griffins to an opening where they tied her hands together "By the King this beast is massive!" A Griffin remarked using a whole bundle of rope tying Luna's massive forearms together

"She got a third leg!" One of them said tying her legs together

Luna coughed uncomfortably "Um... that's not a leg." Luna explained

The griffins had a hearty laugh at the griffin with his arms around her shaft as he threw it back causing it to swing heavily near her ankles "Get her moving." The Captain ordered leading his troops through the mountain

Finally reaching griffinstone, King Guto passed through his kingdom on a Sedan chair. He looked amazed to see Luna stripped of her armor and bound wearing a loin cloth and make shift bra. Despite standing eye to ab with the griffins Luna offered no resistance following the tugs of the lone griffin holding her rope

"Can this be? The fabled Princess Luna? Slayer of demons? Raper of maidens?" Guto asked

"It is indeed." The Captain said proudly

"Neigh! We have never violated an who have chosen to... engage us so." Luna blushed

The troops laughed once more but the captain glared at her "Silence, Slave!" He scolded raising his sword striking her knee, though in doing so his blade wobbled and his palm hurt as the muscle armored leg did not yield to his strike. Guto laughed

"Captain. Let her speak as she may... She'll be dead soon regardless." Guto grinned

Leading Luna through the town Guto had a parade in honor of his capture "Behold your King has brought down Princess Luna the ferocious!" Guto boasted

"I'll say!" A female griffin spoke up

"Whoo! What'd they feed her? Stop by my house later, Stud!" Another called out to Luna

"These are for you, Luna!" A griffin said flashing her breasts

"P-please clothe yourself! That is highly inappropriate in public!" Luna insisted garnering a joyful laugh from the crowd of ladies following along the float calling out to Luna

Guto growled Damn it. She's running this parade! Gotta assert my power. Guto threw a tomato at Luna "Let's show them we hold no respect for ponies!" Guto called out, Guto was delighted to see the ladies in the crowd seem to share his sentiment throwing buckets at Luna, though these were full of water drenching Luna, they swooned as they saw Luna's girthy penis stick to her loincloth, her every curve visible through the roughspun cloth. Looking where the women were looking Luna blushed as she tried to cover her outstanding member with her hands "No please! This is not civil behavior!" Luna begged the women as they cheered Luna on

Guto grumbled angrily "Enough!" Guto yelled "Take us to that wall." Guto said as the captor guided Luna to a stone wall. facing her to the crowed "Give us a flex!" A lady called out to Luna who looked at King Guto "Should I do as they ask?" Luna questioned innocently. Guto shook with rage "Archers! Shoot to kill!" He ordered as the ladies cried out in protest. The hail of arrows soared through the air striking Luna true, the arrows hit her dead on. The arrows hanging through her makeshift bra, between her breasts and a couple in her loincloth. The rest however either bounced off her or broke from the impact. Guto snarled "Again!" He demanded as they fired another volley once more hitting her dead on, but this time one lucky arrow sliced her loin cloth off driving the Griffin women to cheer

Luna blushed as she tried to cover her penis "King Guto I beg you! Think of the children!" Luna plead

In a blind rage Guto charged Luna as he started punching her thigh, his blows landing with a meaty smack. Luna looked uncomfortably scanning the crowd before looking back down at King Guto bellow her bountiful breasts "Please King Guto this is no way to be dressed in public." Luna spoke

Guto threw his hands up in rage "KILL HER!!! I WANT HER DEAD NOW!!!" Guto screeched

Soon after the troops tied Luna to a rack. Four griffins turned the wheels on either end pulling the chains binding Luna to the table. They struggled and strained to turn the wheels just an inch further as Luna looked at them worriedly "N-Not to micromanage your Majesty but I believe you need more men." Luna suggested

"KILL HER!!! KILL HER NOW!!!" Guto screeched, his voice cracking from his angry yelling, as more griffins ran over to turn the wheel the chains creaked and shook. Luna rose off the table now level with the wheels holding the chains, yet more griffins came over to turn the wheels till finally the chains snapped off, the torn chains whipping a handful embedding shrapnel in the unlucky.

Guto began stomping the ground angrily. The griffins took Luna to a blacksmith, he pulled a red hot cup from a furnace lifting it over Luna's pried open mouth. As the molten iron ran down Luna's face into her mouth she coughed sending flaming drops striking a few soldiers. When the smith emptied the contents he smacked her on the cheek with it. The ones unscathed by Luna's cough watched her anxiously. She coughed a bit "Sorry, but that's quite the foul taste." Luna said as they stormed off somberly

Elsewhere in the Celestia was reading in a patio in the sunlight "Grrr... these damn dildos keep breaking. Gotta find some metal as strong as Luna's cock." Celestia mused before hearing a noise drawing her attention. Looking on the horizon she saw Griffins. A pillar of them come from the mountains. Celestia giggled "Oh hell yeah! Time for some fried chicken!" Celestia's horn glowed charging a spell before she sighed "Wait... no. If Lulu where here she'd be all "Celestia you can't attack others without even knowing why they are approaching. They could be surrendering." gah I swear if she didn't have that big fat cock and those hard sexy muscles I'd tell her to buzz off." Celestia sighed pulling out a telescope focusing on the army. She had a fit of laughter "You've got to be kidding me!" Celestia laughed as they arrived at the border meeting Celestia. Across the border the Griffins in the front injured and bandaged up, some burned, others with eye patches and even a few blinded. Celestia stood with her arms crossed and a confident smirk on her face as she looked up at a blushing Luna in a sedan chair being carried by a number of buxom Griffins singing praises, though despite being griffins these Griffins looked whiter than they should. Many with large patches of feathers covered in white, Celestia knew all to well why they were dripping white off their bodies.

Guto walked up to Celestia who simply watched him fall to his knees taking off his crown "P-Princess Celestia. I King Guto formally surrender my kingdom to you and... and Princess Luna!" He squirmed pitifully at Celestia's hooves

Celestia looked up at Luna "You really did a number on em huh?" Celestia asked

"I... was their prisoner." Luna explained

Celestia broke out in laughed falling to the ground next to Guto "Oh maker above! That's-that's to funny! And you!" Celestia laughed pointing at Guto "You! You-you oh maker! You couldn't- hahaha! This is so funny!" Celestia laughed though it was clear she was laughing louder just to be annoying


"And that's just one many conquests under Luna's belt. So when you go back to her and worship that cock, remember the great feats it was responsible for." Celestia spoke to the Mares sitting at her hooves in silent awe. Celestia smiled "Oh and don't forget. Always swallow with Luna." Celestia added before a thought dawned on her "Would Luna's precious documents be nullified if she coated them in jizz?" Celestia thought aloud


In another part of the castle Luna assembled with a group of stallions all sitting in folding chairs, nopony in the room wanting to speak up. Luna was the first to break the ice "There's no avoiding it. I'm deeply sorry I slept with all of your wives." Luna said sympathetically "Had I known they were married I would have refused. I wish to rectify these problems with you all as best I can. If any of you have grievances you wish to air please do so." Luna said

One stallion in glasses stood up and glared at Luna "You animal! You ruined my life! I hate you!" He screamed

Luna frowned "I'm sorry. Your wife told me you were a soldier who died in battle." Luna said

"I hate you! I hate you so much!" He continued stepping closer to Luna until suddenly he fell to his knees his face in her flaccid penis and arms wrapped around her balls as they hung off the chair resting on the floor "Please! Can I drink your cum? I hear it makes a stallion's dick grow!" He pleaded

Luna stood up and backed away as the other stallions stood from the chairs equally looking as desperate "Yeah help us out! We can't compete when you've got such a huge advantage!" Another stallion pleaded

"N-Now hold on a second! This is supposed to be a support group! What I did was an accident!" Luna said

"Yeah, well you fucked our wives so why shouldn't we get the same!?" A sobbing stallion argued

"B-because, well I'm not attracted to you and-" the crowd started yelling incoherently "You admit it! You fucked our wives because you liked it!" One of them accused

"Admittedly it was enjoyable. But had I known they were committed to a stallion I would have declined!" Luna said

"Please just let us jerk you off! Anything! We just need a little!" A stallion cried

"S-Sir there is no evidence that my semen has that effect on a stallion." Luna insisted

"Screw science! We're desperate!" The stallions cornered Luna against a wall as she nervously looked through the crowd of broken stallions trying to convince her to fuck them