In the span of a couple hours Cloud, Bonbon and Derpy had almost finished preparations for later. Lyra had run off at some point and had yet to reappear saying something about needing to "write something down before she lost it." And hadn't been seen since. As Bonbon walked out of earshot, Cloud pulled Derpy to the side and whispered,

"You remember the plan for later?" He said with a smirk. Derpy blushed and broke out in a huge smile.

"You bet I do! I'm so excited I can't keep a straight face!" She squeaked. Cloud covered her mouth with a hoof and hissed,

"Remember, no one can find out!" Derpy nodded before smiling at Cloud and flying off with a wink. Cloud shivered in anticipation. Whether the main plan worked or not, tonight was going to be a good night.

Cloud frantically flew through the night sky, wind tousling his luxurious grey mane. With sorrow in his eyes Cloud thought about how wrong tonight went.

She left me! She, she broke off the engagement all over some dumb misunderstanding!

Cloud sighed, but inwardly he was glad. He didn't have to worry about his secret anymore. As he silently touched down behind a certain nondescript house, he stopped to fish the key out of its hidding place. He had been waiting for this all day. As he opened the door, he was greeted by the sight of a sleek grey body lounging seductively on a couch. Derpy smoothed her mane out of her face before walking over to great her "unexpected guest," an obvious sway to her curved hips. Cloud practically pounced on her, pulling her into a deep kiss. As their tongues wrestled back and forth, Derpy let out a long moan of longing. As they reluctantly pulled away to breathe, Cloud licked the strand of saliva connecting them still, savoring the taste of the mare with a low hum. Derpy breathlessly panted,

"I've been so looking forward to this, but now we don't even have to worry about being found out." All the while running a hoof through the stallion's grey mane before she pressed closer to him, breathing in his intoxicating scent with a deep breath. Cloud pressed her to his well muscled chest while nuzzling her golden mane before he carried them both to her bedroom. He gently laud her on her back, her hind legs slowly wrapping around his washboard abs. She moaned in delight at the pleasant sensation of his taunt muscles against her. Cloud hungrily kissed the grey mare, moans of pleasure being the only communication they needed. As they reluctantly parted lips, Cloud gently kissed her chest, then slowly started kissing his way down her belly. Derpy moaned as he went lower, tail swishing excitedly against the bed as he continued his downward decent. Just before he could bury his mussle between her legs, Cloud slowly worked his way back up towards her face, crawling slowly up her warm body. Derpy sighed in disappointment before Cloud whispered,

"Spread your legs."

Derpy started but slowly complied as he ran his hooves down her back before bringing them to rest on her plump flanks. He slowly raised himself in preparation before he plunged himself--

"Oh... my... Celestia." Cloud gasped as his eyes continued scanning the pages that he'd found on Lyra's desk. He'd come to find her only to be told by the unicorn to wait in her room while she quickly showered. While he'd expected to find the proper tools to actually style his mane for once, he was not expecting the rather graphic story that he also found. His wings had flared out a while ago, but he couldn't tear his eyes from the rather graphic and descriptive page he was reading.

I-it's like a train wreck, no matter how much I try I just can't look away! This is kinda terrifying, I mean does she expect this to happen, want it to happen? but sweet mercy this surprisingly hot. Wait! Am I getting turned on by a story about myself! Oh hell, this is so wrong. But on the bright side, I have some new ideas to try out in the bedroom.

He turned when he heard a gasp from the doorway. A rather pale Lyra was staring open mouthed at the pages in his hooves.

"W-when did you write this?!" Cloud asked in a shocked voice.

"Y-y-you weren't supposed to see that!" Lyra quickly shouted before gathering the pages in her magic and locking them in a drawer. She turned towards him wide eye'd.

"I will pay you fifty bits to pretend this never happened." Cloud shuddered,

"Honestly, if you had a memory wipe spell I'd prefer that."

Bonbon waved happily towards Cloud and Lyra as they approached where she and Derpy were hiding. Derpy had already delivered the anonymous letter to Cloud's fiancé based on the description he'd given. Bonbon frowned when she saw Lyra's guilty expression and how traumatized Cloud looked.

Oh please tell me she didn't do what I think she did!

Derpy waved at the pair which prompted a wave in return followed by a shudder by Cloud. Bonbon barely caught him hiss in Lyra's ear,

"Great! Now it's gonna be months before I can get that image of her out of my head!" As Cloud moved into position out in the open, Bonbon grabbed Lyra by the ear.

"Did you do what I think you did!?" Lyra nodded sorrowfully.

"Please tell me it was at least clean!" Lyra shook her head.

"You'll be lucky if he doesn't sue you! This is the eighth time Lyra! And this time the pony you wrote about found your story! I told you to be careful if you're going to insist on doing that!" As Lyra lowered her head even lower in shame, Bonbon suddenly grabbed her shoulders with a look of panic on her face.

"Who was it with. WHO WAS IT WITH!" She growled. Lyra shakily pointed to Derpy causing Bonbon to almost pass out.

"Lyra... please don't do this to me anymore."

Pandora frowned down at the letter she was carrying. It said to go to the veranda by the bridge and was signed "C." She was pretty sure it was Cloud but what was he planning? As she approached she gaped at the beautiful candlelit dinner spread out in the open air building. Cloud was standing at the entrance and smiling happily at her. She quickly checked for onlookers completely missed the three hidden mares before diving towards Cloud, shedding her disguise mid-leap. She latched onto Cloud and immediately kissed him. After she pulled away she started rapidly apologizing.

"Cloud I'm so sorry I should have just stayed and gotten the whole situation I'm just such a dunb bug that I--" She was cut short by a loud scream from the nearby bushes. Cloud pailed as Lyra, Bonbon and Derpy charged into the gazebo, confusion and surprise heavy on their faces.

"Cloud, what the hay is going on, why did your fiancé turn into... that?" Bonbon exclaimed. Cloud raised a hoof before letting out a sigh.

"Just calm down, I can explain everything. But bear in mind what I tell you is a massive secret, as in, if you tell, I WILL find you." He said while wrapping a wing around Pandora who was now hiding behind him. Lyra immediately started nodding in agreement. Bonbon just shrugged and nodded while Derpy smiled.

"Oh please, we're your friends! We're not just going to tell ponies about whatever this is. Besides, so what if she looks a little different, that isn't a bad thing. I mean look at my eyes! I look a bit different and nopony even cares!" She said sweetly. Cloud nodded his thanks before gently pulling Pandora's to his side.

"Well, it's a long story so you might as well get comfortable. So, this is Pandora, she's my fiancé and a changeling. Now changelings are shape shifters who ...." and so Cloud launched into a quick rendition of how he and Pandora first met, prompting a chorus of "daw"s and "ohhhh"s. By the time he had finished the entire group had eaten the entire spread on the table and were preparing to head home. The three mares waved goodbye with promises to not tell anypony and soon Cloud and Pandora were left alone.

"See, that wasn't so bad!" Said Cloud. Pandora smiled before pulling him into a hug.

"But we are never, I repeat NEVER going through that again. I don't care if they were fine with it, they were nice to begin with. But there is no guarantee that anyone else would be." Cloud nodded at that.

"Yep, and I don't intend for anyone else to find out." The two kissed before Cloud shot Pandora a hungry look.

"How about we head to a hotel, I've got some things I want to try."

Author's Note

Hey everybody! Did you enjoy the chapter? Good! (I'm assuming you said yes outloud and now look stupid) so here's something you might like to enjoy while your reading! My recipe for quick taco dip! (What, I like cooking and figured that an easy and delicious dip recipe would be welcome... I'm weird okay!) here's what you need.

1+(1/4) cup sour cream
(3/4) cup mayonnaise
1packet taco seasoning of your choice

Step one, get out container (I use those plastic sandwich containers with the lid)
Step two, dump all this crap into container in listed order
Step three, stir the ever living crap out of it till it's all mixed together (preferably while loudly singing along to opera music like I do)
Step four, put that stuff in the fridge and let it sit for a bit (like a fine cheese, let it age a bit)
Step five, stir before you eat with your chip or pretzel of choice

Ps. I use the lowfat variety of sour cream and mayo cause it's better for you and not as oily
Pps. It also makes a pretty good sandwich spread
Ppps. I totally had you going with the whole "sexy fanfic thing" didn't I.

Anywho, Thanks and goodbye!