from hero of skyrim to hope in equestria

twilight pov: hello mister are you awake  (mysterious voices) is he ok,oh my what are we going to do,um should we help him,oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh i did not bring enough cupcakes and popcorn um twilight what should we do, i do not know wait hes waking up.

DragonBorn pov: (what the fuck just happen first i am sleeping in my house which i called the windstad manor now it fells like i am sleeping on ground did i get dragon-nap again oh well i fell sorry for the poor dude i am about to kill but if hes is a bandit then i don't give a fuck i hope there is some female bandits so i can fuck them and impregnate them and add them to my family of bitches who offer sex or i just rape beside astria shes a ghost who somehow i can fuck residing the fact she has no body or muscles yet i still fell pleasure when i fuck her hmm what the fuck are those things WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU

twilight pov: oh i am sorry (Dragon born) its OK (twilight) welcome to equestria this (applejack the orange pony) hand it there partner (dragon Born) OK this is (rainbow dash the blue Pegasuses) hey there this is (rarity the white unicorn) hello darling (dragonborn) suck a lady um pony (rarity) oh this is (pinkie pie) hellotherewhatsyournamemynameispinkiepiebutofcourseyouknowthatwhatsyourname (DragonBorn) um dragonborn ohhhhhhhhh thats a good name and last but not least this is fluttershy shes kinda shy said rainbow dash OK said dragonborn hello little um pony hopefully we can become friends oh yeah thats right um whats your name my name is princess twilight sparkles i am the the princess of friendship  um ok said dragonborn so what does that mean that mean i am the ruler of friendships when ever there is a friendship dispute we come and help them out (ok i fought giants,mammoths,cat like people woo,dark and humans and even orcs i even help people fight my own kind the thalmore (high elves) but i never of a person helping every friendship that goes into a frenzy men thats some weird shit) ok so why am i here said the dragonborn we don't know said twilight all of a sudden while we were all walking you just fell out of the sky if it was not for rainbow dash spotting you and we acting immanently you have died thanks said dragonborn princess twilight we have a emergency said a stallion dress in armor what the fuck is going on with this world um sorry sir but you should come to celestia wants to see you too me for what and who is this celestIa come on said rainbow dash we can fell u in on the way we need to go this might be A NATIONAL CRISIS ON ARE HANDS OH DEAR OH DEAR SAID FLUTTERSHY YES A NEW ADVENTURE BEGINS AS MUCH AS I LIKE TO FUCK BANDITS,WHORES AND SLUTS and of course raping bad bitches i missed exploring new places and entering new tombs  now i have a new purpose in life i can explore and help save another world yes my new life begins whoop hoooo