Then I Said, Oatmeal? Are You Crazy!?

by MyLittlePony296

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Maud Pie, Pinkie Pie, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Marble Pie, Comedy, Limestone Pie
Length: 891

The story of the phrase< "Oatmeal? Are you crazy!?"

The phrase Pinkie Pie used a very long time ago actually has some meaning. Would you believe me if I said she actually hated oatmeal. It's shocking, I now!

Published 2017-01-16 02:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-01-16 02:50:01 UTC

Oatmeal is Crazy!

"Pinkie Pie", Maud Pie said, not very enthusiastic. Which for Maud, is pretty enthusiastic. "Come down stairs, it's breakfast time."

"Oh! What are we having?", Pinkie said, rushing down the stairs. "Rock pancakes? Rock waffles?"

"Oatmeal", Maud said. "It taste delicious."

Pinkie Pie looked puzzled. She had no idea what oatmeal was. It looked mushy, she didn't want to try it.

"Oatmeal?", Pinkie asked

"Oatmeal", Maud said,

"Oatmeal?"

"Oatmeal."

"Oatmeal?"

"Oatmeal."

This went on for about 15 minutes until Pinkie Pie finally said, "Oatmeal? Are you crazy?!"

THE END
"Woa! Nuh uh! It's not over! I still have 879 more words to write if I want to get this story published. We are not ending it now!"

MyLittlePony296

Marble Pie stepped up. Trying to say something, but was too shy express her opinions. At least, not loud enough that ponies can here her.

"um... Pinkie, well... I mean, that... I kinda, sorta... well, oatmeal isn't...", Marble didn't get to finish (not that she would've finished) before Pinkie Pie interrupted.

"I know that you think that oatmeal isn't crazy, but it is!", Pinkie said.

"It taste good. Trust me", Maud said.

"NO!", Pinkie Pie screamed. "Can't we have rock pancakes"

"No way, Pinkie!", screamed Limestone Pie. "Just eat your oatmeal!"

"No!" Pinkie said once again. "I'm going for a walk!"

"Remember", Limestone said.

Then, her and Pinkie said the same thing at the exact same time.

"Don't touch Holder's Boulder".

"I know, I know", Pinkie teased.

Pinkie bounced out the door, her stomach feeling queasy because of the smell of that muck. She decided that instead of muck breakfast, she would just eat rock candy. It's not like she will get a cavity. They live in a magic world of talking horses. No yellow teeth there!

"and then I string em' and eat em'!", Pinkie Pie said to herself, as she beaded her necklace with rock candy. "Mmmm!" A loud crunching sound could be heard from a mile away.

Marble Pie walked outside with a bowl of oatmeal and shoved it towards Pinkie Pie. "Pinkie...", she said in her timid voice. "I, well, just... can you, I don't know... um... please try, the... um..."

"I am not- no, NEVER trying icky muck food breakfast thing!", Pinkie said.

Maud walked outside, knowing Marble would need help talking.

"Just try it, Pinkie Pie", Maud said.

"NO!", Pinkie screamed.

There was a moment of silence as the two stared at each other.

"Don't give me that look, Maud...", Pinkie moaned. "Please..."

"Candy is no breakfast. Eat the oatmeal."

"I will not eat the oatmeal!", Pinkie said. "But you are right. I can't eat candy for breakfast."

Pinkie Pie took the bowl of oatmeal, dumped out the oatmeal, and put the rock candy into the bowl.

"Rock candy cereal!", Pinkie Pie said happily.

Marble Pie chuckled lightly and Maud hit her face with her hoof. Limestone walked outside with oatmeal around her mouth.

"no pony touched my boulder, right?!", she screamed.

"No!", they all said at the same time. Well, Marble didn't really say it as much as pretend to whisper it.

Limestone Pie looked at them skeptically. She also had a bowl of oatmeal with her. She turned to Pinkie. "Eat it".

"No."

"Eat it."

"No".

"JUST EAT THE STUPID OATMEAL!", they all screamed, including Marble Pie.

"So you admit it", Pinkie said. "Oatmeal is stupid".

"Put the candy in it. It will taste better", said Maud.

"And ruin the rock candy?!", exclaimed Pinkie. "NO WAY!!"

Limestone decided that if Pinkie pie wasn't going to eat the oatmeal, that they would shove it down her throat! Or something. Limestone took the bowl of oatmeal, opened Pinkie's mouth, and poured in the food. Pinkie basically choked.

"ach! gwhy youg do is? Dat wazg nawt vewy nice", Pinkie tried to say. She managed to swallow her food and actually tasted the oatmeal. She spat out the oatmeal that was still in her mouth.

"You crazy ponies like this?", Pinkie asked.

They nodded.

"Oatmeal?"

They nodded.

"Oatmeal?"

They nodded.

Pinkie paused to think for a moment.

"Oatmeal?"

"For the last time. Yes! OATMEAL!", Limestone Pie screamed.

*****************

"And then I said, 'Oatmeal? Are you crazy?'", Pinkie said to her friends.

Rainbow and Fluttershy chuckled. Twilight tried to look serious. But Apple Jack and Rarity burst out laughing.

"Wow, Sugarcube!", Apple Jack said. "When you said you had a story, that is not what I had in mind".

"Well what can I say?", Pinkie Pie asked. "I am full of surprises!"

"That's true!", Rainbow Dash said. "Like that time you told me-"

"Okay, Rainbow! That is quite enough!", Pinkie said, covering Rainbow Dash's mouth.

She whispered to Rainbow, "Never. Speak. Of it. Again."

Rainbow Dash nodded. Pinkie sat back down and noticed the rest of her friends staring.

"Fine", she said.

**5 minutes later...**

"And that my friends, was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me".

They all laughed (except for Pinkie Pie) and MyLittlePony296 finally finished writing this awesome story. So... um, yeah!

THE END!

"Then I said, 'Oatmeal? Are you cocoa in the loco?!"

Author's Note

I had no idea what to write about, so I backtracked to season one. Oatmeal was never was never really my favorite food and I am like Pinkie. So, BOOM! Story! :derpytongue2: