Fluttershy finds a BFG

by Skaltrox Defiance Knight

Rating: mature
Tags: Fluttershy, Random, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 1434

You read right. Fluttershy stumbles upon a BFG from Doom. She then proceeds to be consumed by it's power.

While wandering through a meadow, Fluttershy finds a large crate with a strange device inside. She unintentionally activates it and marvels at the sheer power it possess. She then proceeds to use the device to her heart's content.

Doom and Mlp crossover. Don't take it seriously just a random story. Also I'm using the fan name Big F@#king Gun over its real name, just because it works better for this kind of story.

Published 2017-01-14 13:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-01-14 13:10:01 UTC

How to change someone's personality in 5 minutes.

Author's Note

Imagine this during the destruction (yes from Doom 4) Yeah so, another random story. Don't worry no one died. Except the buildings though.
The mature tag is for some mild swearing.

How to change someone's personality in 5 minutes.

"What a wonderful day" sang the kind pegasus pony named Fluttershy. She enjoyed frolicking with her animal friends. Out in the meadow she came across several deer grazing. She didn't want to disturb them so she stayed a good distance away, watching them in their tranquil state.

"Oh that young one over there is so cute" Fluttershy squealed at the cuteness of the young deer walking around shakily on its thin legs.

Yes. It was a peaceful day for the shy pegasus...well it was until a strange object broke through the atmosphere of the planet hurtling towards the meadow. Fluttershy's face drained of colour as she ran as fast as she could before the object hit.

It came closer and closer and then with a very audible crash, the object had touched down in the meadow. Fluttershy felt like needed to see Twilight or any of her friends about this before she went any where near it. But a nagging voice (of rainbow dash) told her to check it out, why should she run away and tell others, when she could just go and see it for herself first.

After several hesitant attempts to move, Fluttershy walked slowly to the crater. As she neared the edge, she found a strange greenish box laying in the middle. it was large and rectangular and had no identification of any kind that Fluttershy could see. Sighing happily that it wasn't a monster, she slowly crept towards the crate and touched it. Nothing happened. Fluttershy went to touch it again, but this time the box opened with a hissing sound eliciting an 'eep' from Fluttershy. What laid inside was a large metallic device, it was blocky with a cylindrical piece on the top that emitted a green glow , a handle with a trigger stuck out from the bottom and it had an opening from one side, which Fluttershy believed something would come out of that side.

"What is this thing?" she asked nopony in particular, she looked for anypony coming. Once she was satisfied that she was alone she picked up the device, putting her right hoof through the loop next to the handle and rested her left under the bulk of the device. It was surprisingly not very heavy and it felt comfortable to hold too.

"I guess I should find out what it does" Fluttershy said to herself. Pulling the trigger back, the device EXPLODED with power as a green orb of energy shot out, crackling with lightning the orb grew bigger and bigger, sailing off into the valley destroying the ground as it went until it collided with a mountain face and blew a chunk in to shrapnel.

Fluttershy had fallen over when she pulled the trigger. She still had the device in her lap though. "D-Did I do that?" Fluttershy wondered, looking at the carnage that lay before her.

She looked the device over, three letter inscribed on the top, in caps, said 'B.F.G'. "BFG? What does that mean?" Fluttershy asked the 'BFG', expecting an answer. And she got one too. Just below the letters was three words 'Big Fucking Gun'. Fluttershy was unaware of the meaning of the last two words but the first word was not a lie.

Fluttershy grinned "I like this...gun. I wonder what else you can destroy"

Fluttershy hovered over to Sweet Apple Acres holding the device in her fore hooves.

She found her farmer friend, Applejack, going over a list of jobs that needed to be done, standing in front of the barn. When Applejack heard the sound of wing flapping she turned around to smile at her timid friend...but she instead grew a look of confusion.

Applejack greeted her friend "Hiya there Fluttershy." "Can you maybe tell me what the hay that there is?" she added.

Fluttershy dropped down to the ground and held the device like she did back in the meadow. Fluttershy looked to the farmer and spoke "Applejack, this is my Big. Fucking. Gun. Take a look at its power first hoof"

She pointed the device at one section of the orchard and fired. Once again a large burst of energy shot out and hurtled across the field, destroying apple trees and any other object currently in the zone of destruction.

Fluttershy smiled (a little maliciously) at her handy work. Applejack could only look shocked. "What the hay did you do that for Fluttershy! That is one entire section of ma orchard gone. We will lose bits now!" Applejack shouted in rage.

Fluttershy giggled "Your welcome".

Fluttershy left the farm, with a fuming farmer and a charred orchard.

Arriving into town Fluttershy wanted to know what it be like to cause a panic rather than to be part of one. She strode up into town, a grin plastered on her face. The residents of ponyville looked at Fluttershy holding the odd device, what was she going to do? They thought.

Not 10 minutes later most of ponyville was burning, fallen to pieces or was just plain gone. The residents ran around in screaming or yelling as they ran or flew away at the cause of the destruction. Fluttershy.

"Yes, YES! Burn BURN! You are all beneath me! MUHAHAHAHA!" she shouted, blasting her weapon at any building left standing.

"Fluttershy!" a familiar voice yelled.

Fluttershy turned towards the origin of the voice. Twilight hovered next to her, looking both worried and furious at her friend, no easy feat to do.

"Oh hello Twilight. Did you want to get a front row seat of my beautiful artwork?" Fluttershy asked sweetly scanning the destruction with a hoof. Twilight shook her head.

"No I'm here to tell you to stop! Now!"

Fluttershy growled "NO I found it first. It's mine Mine I tell YOU!" she pointed the weapon at Twilight herself and grinned.

Twilight looked shocked at the sudden turning of Fluttershy's weapon onto her. "Fluttershy, y-you can't be serious! You wouldn't dare try!" Twilight tried to sway Fluttershy.

Fluttershy only laughed "HAHAHA, try me!" she went to pull the trigger, but found the BFG to be slung out of her grasp and thrown onto the ground.

"Who DARES to part me from my Precious!" Fluttershy hissed.

"I do!" a regal voice shouted.

Celestia was hovering in front of Twilight, protecting her. "Celestia! Oh thank you for saving me" Twilight sighed in relief.

"Fluttershy don't do this, that weapon has plagued your mind with its forbidden power. You must let me remove it from Equestria!" Celestia shouted her statement.

Fluttershy hissed once more with disagreement "NEVER!"

She flew down and snatched up the BFG and fired once more, right at Celestia. Luckily Celestia had enough time to dodge out of the way and return her own fire. It missed. "You think a little magic blast can stop the BIG FUCKING GUN! I think NOT!" she fired again. Nothing happened. "Huh, what's wrong with it!?" Fluttershy growled.

Something tapped her shoulder. Fluttershy turned around and looked for the pony that did it. She didn't find a pony, instead she found a bipedal being wearing some sort of armour, standing on some still standing house wreckage right next to where Fluttershy hovered. It's armour was mostly green and it looked slightly worn, it had a helmet on with a visor that covered its face and a metal device, like the BFG but smaller, was attached to its hip belt. Another device with a button was held in its other arm. It drew out its free arm and flexed it's claw like appendages, it wanted the BFG.

Fluttershy wanted to protest. But the creature looked menacing and she felt even with the BFG, she'd probably lose. Sighing heavily she gave the device back to the creature. It nodded in confirmation and saluted to Celestia and Twilight before pressing another button on its armour and disappearing with out a trace.

Fluttershy landed on the ground with Celestia and Twilight giving her stern looks. "What did we learn today Fluttershy?" Twilight asked.

Fluttershy replied "To not take things that aren't yours, without asking first."

Twilight smiled "Good"

Celestia spoke up "Now that we are done with that, we can rebuild what Fluttershy destroyed"

"Oh yeah, your paying for all the damage you've done Fluttershy" Twilight stated still with a smile.

Fluttershy sighed "Oh Fucking Hell"