Princess Batmare: Mistress of the Nightby G33kySt3v3ChaptersReally Luna?The ShowerBatmare and Trottin!Really Luna?"EVILDOERS BEWARE, FOR LO! 'TIS PRINCESS BATMARE, MISTRESS OF THE NIGHT!" I shout into the room while also slipping back into my old Equish because I'm excited, to make sure Twilight can hear me through that odd charm she seems to have on whenever she's reading a book. I can tell she heard me, her ears perked up, but she's ignoring me. Oh well, time for added effect, "Bweh!" I say with much enthusiasm, that got her to turn around! "Luna." she starts, "It might be time to stop reading those strange comics and come to bed; it's nearly noon." That's when she noticed the costume I made in all it's glory. An almost full face mask only exposing my muzzle, a full black and grey suit with batmare's symbol on it, and my very dark black, glossy, boots. Not to leave out the custom cardboard bat wings I had put over my feathers, although if I am to be honest with myself, leaving my wings stretched out and supporting the weight of the cardboard was getting quite tiring. Then she noticed the red, green, and yellow Trottin costume I had made for her, complete with a domino mask. I was just about to refuse bedtime and ask her to join me when she said it, "And no, I'm not wearing - well, whatever those are." "C'mon Twilight it'll be fun!" I said. Now with any other mare (my sister included, I would've been blown off completely, thank all things holy, that Twilight is not like that.) She politely closed her book, making sure to mark her place first, got up on her hooves, and trotted over to me. "Really Luna?" she asks. "While I'm sure you're correct that eventually I will find whatever schemes you have fun, I'm just not feeling up to it right now, I'm still adjusting to this new sleep schedule, remember?" "Yes Twilight, I remember. Ever since you became a princess like me you've been trying to change to nocturnal sleep schedule to strengthen our relationship." "And I've been a princess how long?" the question is rhetorical, I know because she provides the answer for me. "3 weeks!" "Yes love, I know," I start "and you were correct with the assumption that it would strengthen our relationship. But I don't see why you won't come play dress up with me." She blushes a little at the use of the pet name I gave her but continues her argument despite my best efforts. "Really Luna! Don't you get it? We only started going out a month after Nightmare Night! And even then I was lucky to see you twice a week!" She's getting aggressive about her argument now, should probably listen to her worries... "I love you Luna! And just a few days ago Discord's stupid plunder seeds took you away and made my life much more complicated! She looked ready to continue yelling to get me to understand what she was talking about but I touched a forehoof to her lips to silence her. "Shh, I love you too dear." There's the blush I so love to see! "And I understand why you're upset, so please, stop yelling?" I moved my hoof away. "Alright Luna, I'll stop yelling. But please forget about this silly comic book stuff for at least today and just come to bed with me and let remember how real you are." I capture her lips in a delightfully pleasant kiss that I had to end all too quickly to speak. "Okay Love, I'll forget about pranks for one day and come remind you just how real this is." I kiss her forcefully as I push her over to the bed. She doesn't resist one bit! I push her onto the bed and lean over her petting her mane as she pets mine. I reluctantly ended the kiss and climbed to the side of her. I pushed her onto her side and wrapped my hooves around her front, pulling her close. "Does this feel real enough yet?" "Oh Luna, even though I knew it was real it feels so good to be reminded!" She breathes out. "I don't want to do anything too much tonight though Luna." She snuggles her back closer to my underside. She then realizes something, "Luna." She starts, Stars know I wish I didn't know what she was going to ask. "Why are you still wearing your Batmare costume?" "Umm, cause if you're going to sleep may as well also look intimidating?" It sounded more like another question than an answer and we both know it. In all honesty I had forgotten about the admittedly ridiculous outfit. "Really Luna?" She gets up, much to my chagrin. She has a half-annoyed, half-amused look on her face. Then she smiles, and in a rare moment of confidence kisses me full on the lips. Sometime during the kiss Twilight had somehow gotten the Batmare costume to the floor while I was distracted. After the kiss is over she returns to her previous position snuggled deep in my arms. "There, now these are the conditions needed for maximum snuggling. Warmth and Softness." "While I'm not complaining about your method, or the result... Did you have to take off my costume in such an unfair manner?" I question in a faux-annoyed tone. She's already half-asleep. Still she's able to mumble out something that I am just barely able to pick up. "All's fair in love and war." After that sentence she somehow snuggles even closer to my underside. Moon, Sun, and Stars is her coat soft! "I just want to fall asleep here in your arms where I know you'll protect me from anything. Then when I go to sleep, you'll guard even my dreams so that I'll always feel safe by your side." Goodness did that ever sound so cheesy! But it was like sweet music to my ears. "Alright Love, I can see the perks of going to sleep now and playing games later. I'll try to get some sleep." "Good. I love you Luna, have a good rest." "I love you too Twilight. May your dreams always enchant you during your sleep." I give her a kiss on the tip of her ear and squeeze my arms tighter around her. Tonight is going to be a fantastic night. Author's Note And it begins, the first story to ever grace my account hope anybody reading this enjoys! The Shower"Twilight?" I ask quietly, testing to see if she is awake too. She does not reply, she's asleep. "Twilight!" I shout in a whisper like tone so as to hopefully wake her up. When I do not hear even stirring I get quite worried and turn over in bed to shake her. I prod her blankets a bit only to find her not there! This is when I start to panic, I get up quickly ready to search for my marefriend, then I hear water running and, humming?, well at least now I know where she is, that humming is distinctly Twilight's voice. I walk into the bathroom to investigate, and when the door shut, the humming froze. I can just imagine her in a panicked state as she thought of all the various scenarios where it isn't me but one of the maids. "Luna," she cautiously calls out, "Is that you?" "Yes it's me," I reply. The humming starts up again, cautiously this time, but gradually gaining back it's full confidence. "May I join you?" I ask. "So as to make our nightly activities faster? It would be much appreciated if I didn't have to wait for the water to heat back up." Then the humming froze again. I can practically see her blush, and I'm nowhere near the shower! So adorable! "S-Sure," she cautiously replies back. "Alright," I alert her "I'm coming in!" I step into the shower with her. It seems as though she hasn't yet washed herself, and either just got in or was enjoying the hot water. She's not looking at me and it's very clear she's blushing hard. "Good evening my dear!" I greet, loudly in hopes of getting her attention through whatever insecure thoughts she's having. It worked. She blinked and looked up, "How are you tonight?" I ask in hopes of getting her mind off of just how intimate the moment we are sharing is. "Good evening, Luna," she replies. "I'm good, how are you?" she asks. "Good," I default to. Maybe a bit of light teasing is in order, "Even better now that I get to share it with you," I say. She blushes and looks down again, but instantly looks straight back up. "Thanks," she replies. "My evening just got better too," she says. I smile and give her a light peck on the lips. "Would you like me to put the soap on you, dear?" I ask. She takes a moment to think about the weight of what I just asked, then blushes and looks away. ""That would be nice." Goodness, was she trying to imitate her friend Fluttershy? "I'm sorry what was that?" I ask politely. "That would be nice." WOW! I didn't know she could get that quiet. "Please speak up dear, I can't hear you," I request. "THAT WOULD BE NICE!" And now she's trying to blow out my ear drums with her best try at Royal Canterlot Voice levels. I'm sure the surprise was showing very clearly on my face, she blushed and looked away again. "Well," I start, while I levitate shampoo into my hooves. "Since you asked so nicely," I say with just a little bit of sarcasm thrown in there, just to tease. She tries to turn around as she realizes the implications of my sentence, but a quick spell keeps her backside facing me. Her blush was so deep it was up to her ears! "Just relax, Twilight, I'm not going to hurt you!" Twilight gasped and tried to turn around again, only for me to stop her again, she tried to force out some hasty apology if it seemed that it looked like she thought I was going to hurt her, only for me to turn her head around and pull her into to a deep, loving kiss, that Twilight only took a second to melt into. "I was only teasing, dear," I said. She blushed, turned back around and relaxed her body. "Thank you Luna, I needed that," she said. "No problem, I would be a pretty bad marefriend if I didn't try to make you feel comfortable around me..." "Now." I started, "Are you ready for me to start?" "Yes, Luna, go ahead." I started out by getting more shampoo since the last batch had washed off long ago. I started massaging into her mane where she leaned into the gentle ministrations. Carefully, I continued my mane massage until her mane glistened because it was no longer dirty. Then I moved down the back her neck. carefully massaging around areas I felt tension. "L-Luna, where'd y-you learn to m-mass-sage like that?" She inquired in between pleased grunts. I continued down her neck till I was at her shoulders 'till I replied. "You tend to pick up a few things over the centuries, I don't actually remember where I learned how to do this, just that I never forgot." "Well I'm glad, this massage is most pleasing, thanks," she said. "All this Princess business has been really stressful lately," she whined out, while also emphasizing princess by spreading her wings out shortly. "Do you need help with them? Your wings I mean." "Huh? What do you mean? I can fly straight for longer periods of time now, if that's what you mean, although it has been getting a little difficult recently, I wonder why," she inquired quietly to herself, but I knew the reason. She hadn't been cleaning them properly. "Well!" I exclaimed abruptly as I moved on from her shoulders to her back. "That actually answers my question, it seems as though you've never preened them!" "Preen? You mean like what birds do?" "Well, sort of. More like what pegasi do. Commonly a pegasus will go through it's own wings when needed and take out loose feathers and straighten the rest of them. Since we're alicorns it takes less time to actually straighten them because we can magic em' straight." "Oh, I see, that way you don't get loose, broken, and uneven feathers creating more air resistance then you should have!" "Exactly!" I was done with her back and was now ready to teach her how to preen her wings. "Here, I'll show you since you never had pegasi parents to show you how." "Thanks, Luna!" "No problem Twilight, just think of it as part of this massage. So, you're gonna have to open your wings for this." Twilight complied quickly, always eager to learn new things. "Now when you do this yourself you'll probably have to use your muzzle to find the loose and broken ones, magic just doesn't have the right feel going around the feathers. So, you stick your muzzle in until you find bad feathers and grip with your teeth and pull," I explained to her as I did the process for her to watch. There was a little yelp of surprise as I pulled the feather out, but no complaints, so I continued on... About an hour after I had gotten in with Twilight we both got out, both of us looking clean and refreshed, the hot water meant to come to my bed chamber lavatories completely spent. Author's Note And, here's this... When I wrote this I wasn't quite sure what I would do with the next chapter so as some filler my TwiLuna needy brain helped my write this... Thanks brain, I don't know what I'd do without you... Anyway, onto the next chapter where hilarity ensues like promised! What trouble will Luna and Twilight get into? who knows! I know I don't! Batmare and Trottin!"Alright Luna," I hear Twilight say. "I'm in your silly 'Trotting' costume. What are we going to do now?" she asks. "Dance around and sing songs older than Granny Smith? She bluntly and sarcastically finishes. "First off, it's Trottin, not trotting. Secondly, while that would probably be great fun, not what I had in mind. I was thinking that we could role play as Batmare and Trottin in front of my Lunar Guard and see if we could get them to crack their normally stone faced facade." She tilts her head up and puts a hoof to her chin in a way that could only be adorkable as she thinks about it. "Hmm," she starts. "I don't know Luna that seems kind of ridiculous. Star above know I've never even read a comic book. They're just sad excuse for a book anyway." She finishes with some disgust. "C'mon," I start. "It'll be great! You said so yourself last night that you'd probably eventually find whatever I had planned fun! Not only that, it's supposed to be ridiculous! I never get have much fun with all the Royal Sister duties I'm expected to attend to all the time!" She looks up at me, a look of understanding forming on her face, but she's not sold yet. "Besides, it'll be much more enjoyable if I get to spend time with you!" I finish with a mock pout on my face. Her look of understanding morphs into a loving smile. "Alright Luna, I'll do this silly comic character acting if it'll make you happy. Also because I'm fairly certain that somehow it'll end up being fun for me anyway. But first you gotta tell me what you want me to do when we're in front of your somewhat intimidating Lunar Guard." Moon above! I love this mare so much I could just kiss her! So I did... Quite passionately, and had I not had other things to do tonight, it probably would'be turned into a full on make out session. Followed by cuddles! Cuddles are serious business! But! That is an activity for another time. Tonight is for pranks against my insufferable and boring Lunar Guard! So, I told her exactly what I had in mind, and seriously did she follow along well! I almost thought she was taking notes with how fast she came to understand my plan! So when I had finished explaining about an hour later, we were ready to execute my plan. And so here we were, near the end of my Lunar Guard's shift where it would be easiest to break their unbreakable facades due to their own grogginess. Now all I have to do is signal Twilight and the plan will begin, little did Twilight know, I had a little surprise at the end you don't read in the comics. So, I signaled her, and she dropped a bag of sand in the vague shape of a villain from the comics in front of my door guards. Now, to their credit they did not jump or flinch in surprise, they merely widened their eyes for a moment and looked up to see who or what had dropped it. during that moment of confusion in which they were looking up and finding nothing due to Twilight's amazing teleportation expertise, I had dropped down and gotten into position. When they finally decided they would find nothing on the ceiling they looked back down towards the sack of sand, only to flinch in surprise at the sight of me. And why shouldn't they flinch? My costume may be ridiculous but first glances will give only intimidation! Then I yelled the same thing I had to Twilight earlier this afternoon, "EVILDOERS BEWARE, FOR LO! 'TIS PRINCESS BATMARE, MISTRESS OF THE NIGHT!" This caused my door guards to lean backwards in surprise! It also served as a second signal for Twilight to come into sight and activate another spell for the sand sack to move and explain their evil plan to Princess Batmare. "Fear Not!" she started in an appreciably loud voice "We shall save you fair Night Guards! I the amazing sidekick to the Night Mistress will now hit this villain so hard words describing it shall appear out of the air!" That was my queue, I readied my spell to complete the action of what she said would happen. She then jumped forward with a flutter of her wings and smashed her right forehoof into the faux face of the faux villain. At the same time her hoof connected my spell went off. A large BAM! appeared in the air next her hoof. The villain crumpled to the floor under the force of her still uncontrolled Earth Pony strength. The look on my door guards' faces were hilarious! Their eyes were wide in complete shock and their bottom lips were trying to find a way to the floor. Their wings were spread wide and prepared to defend. I almost keeled over laughing there! But there was still more to do! I moved over close to Twilight and exclaimed, "Thank you for your contribution to the defeat of this evil doer! Truly he fell faster than expected!" I was supposed to be able to hit the villain as well. Though the look of embarrassment from her excitement is much more entertaining! "I suppose I should thank you for your brave victory over our terrifying villain!" Twilight blinked in bewilderment, I had gone off script. "Umm, sure," she started in a confused tone. "What did you have in mind Princess Batmare?" I captured her lips in a very passionate kiss and though she was surprised by it for a moment she quickly melted into it and returned it almost as passionately as I started it. Our kiss eventually evolved into making out, and Sun and Moon did her tongue feel great wrapped around mine. The making out eventually evolved into mane petting as well. It was somewhere past this point I decided to get us some privacy away from the door guards. I activated my camera so I could see their faces later. I couldn't look now due to other circumstances. After the picture was taken I teleported my camera and my marefriend and I into my quarters to continue our activities in private. About 30 minutes later outside Princess Luna's personal bedchambers her door guards are in the final stages of recovery "Wow, that sure was something..." The first door guard started. "Yeah." Was all the second one could think to respond with. "I think I'm going to go find some dinner and then go to bed in the hopes I can remember the end of that show." The first one continued. "That sounds like a good plan." Was again the short reply the second guard was able to come up with. Author's Note And here it is the final chapter to this lovely idea that popped into my head months ago and never got finished due to my nervousness that no one would actually find this funny or interesting. If you find any errors or have any feedback I might find useful, please comment below!
Really Luna?"EVILDOERS BEWARE, FOR LO! 'TIS PRINCESS BATMARE, MISTRESS OF THE NIGHT!" I shout into the room while also slipping back into my old Equish because I'm excited, to make sure Twilight can hear me through that odd charm she seems to have on whenever she's reading a book. I can tell she heard me, her ears perked up, but she's ignoring me. Oh well, time for added effect, "Bweh!" I say with much enthusiasm, that got her to turn around! "Luna." she starts, "It might be time to stop reading those strange comics and come to bed; it's nearly noon." That's when she noticed the costume I made in all it's glory. An almost full face mask only exposing my muzzle, a full black and grey suit with batmare's symbol on it, and my very dark black, glossy, boots. Not to leave out the custom cardboard bat wings I had put over my feathers, although if I am to be honest with myself, leaving my wings stretched out and supporting the weight of the cardboard was getting quite tiring. Then she noticed the red, green, and yellow Trottin costume I had made for her, complete with a domino mask. I was just about to refuse bedtime and ask her to join me when she said it, "And no, I'm not wearing - well, whatever those are." "C'mon Twilight it'll be fun!" I said. Now with any other mare (my sister included, I would've been blown off completely, thank all things holy, that Twilight is not like that.) She politely closed her book, making sure to mark her place first, got up on her hooves, and trotted over to me. "Really Luna?" she asks. "While I'm sure you're correct that eventually I will find whatever schemes you have fun, I'm just not feeling up to it right now, I'm still adjusting to this new sleep schedule, remember?" "Yes Twilight, I remember. Ever since you became a princess like me you've been trying to change to nocturnal sleep schedule to strengthen our relationship." "And I've been a princess how long?" the question is rhetorical, I know because she provides the answer for me. "3 weeks!" "Yes love, I know," I start "and you were correct with the assumption that it would strengthen our relationship. But I don't see why you won't come play dress up with me." She blushes a little at the use of the pet name I gave her but continues her argument despite my best efforts. "Really Luna! Don't you get it? We only started going out a month after Nightmare Night! And even then I was lucky to see you twice a week!" She's getting aggressive about her argument now, should probably listen to her worries... "I love you Luna! And just a few days ago Discord's stupid plunder seeds took you away and made my life much more complicated! She looked ready to continue yelling to get me to understand what she was talking about but I touched a forehoof to her lips to silence her. "Shh, I love you too dear." There's the blush I so love to see! "And I understand why you're upset, so please, stop yelling?" I moved my hoof away. "Alright Luna, I'll stop yelling. But please forget about this silly comic book stuff for at least today and just come to bed with me and let remember how real you are." I capture her lips in a delightfully pleasant kiss that I had to end all too quickly to speak. "Okay Love, I'll forget about pranks for one day and come remind you just how real this is." I kiss her forcefully as I push her over to the bed. She doesn't resist one bit! I push her onto the bed and lean over her petting her mane as she pets mine. I reluctantly ended the kiss and climbed to the side of her. I pushed her onto her side and wrapped my hooves around her front, pulling her close. "Does this feel real enough yet?" "Oh Luna, even though I knew it was real it feels so good to be reminded!" She breathes out. "I don't want to do anything too much tonight though Luna." She snuggles her back closer to my underside. She then realizes something, "Luna." She starts, Stars know I wish I didn't know what she was going to ask. "Why are you still wearing your Batmare costume?" "Umm, cause if you're going to sleep may as well also look intimidating?" It sounded more like another question than an answer and we both know it. In all honesty I had forgotten about the admittedly ridiculous outfit. "Really Luna?" She gets up, much to my chagrin. She has a half-annoyed, half-amused look on her face. Then she smiles, and in a rare moment of confidence kisses me full on the lips. Sometime during the kiss Twilight had somehow gotten the Batmare costume to the floor while I was distracted. After the kiss is over she returns to her previous position snuggled deep in my arms. "There, now these are the conditions needed for maximum snuggling. Warmth and Softness." "While I'm not complaining about your method, or the result... Did you have to take off my costume in such an unfair manner?" I question in a faux-annoyed tone. She's already half-asleep. Still she's able to mumble out something that I am just barely able to pick up. "All's fair in love and war." After that sentence she somehow snuggles even closer to my underside. Moon, Sun, and Stars is her coat soft! "I just want to fall asleep here in your arms where I know you'll protect me from anything. Then when I go to sleep, you'll guard even my dreams so that I'll always feel safe by your side." Goodness did that ever sound so cheesy! But it was like sweet music to my ears. "Alright Love, I can see the perks of going to sleep now and playing games later. I'll try to get some sleep." "Good. I love you Luna, have a good rest." "I love you too Twilight. May your dreams always enchant you during your sleep." I give her a kiss on the tip of her ear and squeeze my arms tighter around her. Tonight is going to be a fantastic night. Author's Note And it begins, the first story to ever grace my account hope anybody reading this enjoys!
The Shower"Twilight?" I ask quietly, testing to see if she is awake too. She does not reply, she's asleep. "Twilight!" I shout in a whisper like tone so as to hopefully wake her up. When I do not hear even stirring I get quite worried and turn over in bed to shake her. I prod her blankets a bit only to find her not there! This is when I start to panic, I get up quickly ready to search for my marefriend, then I hear water running and, humming?, well at least now I know where she is, that humming is distinctly Twilight's voice. I walk into the bathroom to investigate, and when the door shut, the humming froze. I can just imagine her in a panicked state as she thought of all the various scenarios where it isn't me but one of the maids. "Luna," she cautiously calls out, "Is that you?" "Yes it's me," I reply. The humming starts up again, cautiously this time, but gradually gaining back it's full confidence. "May I join you?" I ask. "So as to make our nightly activities faster? It would be much appreciated if I didn't have to wait for the water to heat back up." Then the humming froze again. I can practically see her blush, and I'm nowhere near the shower! So adorable! "S-Sure," she cautiously replies back. "Alright," I alert her "I'm coming in!" I step into the shower with her. It seems as though she hasn't yet washed herself, and either just got in or was enjoying the hot water. She's not looking at me and it's very clear she's blushing hard. "Good evening my dear!" I greet, loudly in hopes of getting her attention through whatever insecure thoughts she's having. It worked. She blinked and looked up, "How are you tonight?" I ask in hopes of getting her mind off of just how intimate the moment we are sharing is. "Good evening, Luna," she replies. "I'm good, how are you?" she asks. "Good," I default to. Maybe a bit of light teasing is in order, "Even better now that I get to share it with you," I say. She blushes and looks down again, but instantly looks straight back up. "Thanks," she replies. "My evening just got better too," she says. I smile and give her a light peck on the lips. "Would you like me to put the soap on you, dear?" I ask. She takes a moment to think about the weight of what I just asked, then blushes and looks away. ""That would be nice." Goodness, was she trying to imitate her friend Fluttershy? "I'm sorry what was that?" I ask politely. "That would be nice." WOW! I didn't know she could get that quiet. "Please speak up dear, I can't hear you," I request. "THAT WOULD BE NICE!" And now she's trying to blow out my ear drums with her best try at Royal Canterlot Voice levels. I'm sure the surprise was showing very clearly on my face, she blushed and looked away again. "Well," I start, while I levitate shampoo into my hooves. "Since you asked so nicely," I say with just a little bit of sarcasm thrown in there, just to tease. She tries to turn around as she realizes the implications of my sentence, but a quick spell keeps her backside facing me. Her blush was so deep it was up to her ears! "Just relax, Twilight, I'm not going to hurt you!" Twilight gasped and tried to turn around again, only for me to stop her again, she tried to force out some hasty apology if it seemed that it looked like she thought I was going to hurt her, only for me to turn her head around and pull her into to a deep, loving kiss, that Twilight only took a second to melt into. "I was only teasing, dear," I said. She blushed, turned back around and relaxed her body. "Thank you Luna, I needed that," she said. "No problem, I would be a pretty bad marefriend if I didn't try to make you feel comfortable around me..." "Now." I started, "Are you ready for me to start?" "Yes, Luna, go ahead." I started out by getting more shampoo since the last batch had washed off long ago. I started massaging into her mane where she leaned into the gentle ministrations. Carefully, I continued my mane massage until her mane glistened because it was no longer dirty. Then I moved down the back her neck. carefully massaging around areas I felt tension. "L-Luna, where'd y-you learn to m-mass-sage like that?" She inquired in between pleased grunts. I continued down her neck till I was at her shoulders 'till I replied. "You tend to pick up a few things over the centuries, I don't actually remember where I learned how to do this, just that I never forgot." "Well I'm glad, this massage is most pleasing, thanks," she said. "All this Princess business has been really stressful lately," she whined out, while also emphasizing princess by spreading her wings out shortly. "Do you need help with them? Your wings I mean." "Huh? What do you mean? I can fly straight for longer periods of time now, if that's what you mean, although it has been getting a little difficult recently, I wonder why," she inquired quietly to herself, but I knew the reason. She hadn't been cleaning them properly. "Well!" I exclaimed abruptly as I moved on from her shoulders to her back. "That actually answers my question, it seems as though you've never preened them!" "Preen? You mean like what birds do?" "Well, sort of. More like what pegasi do. Commonly a pegasus will go through it's own wings when needed and take out loose feathers and straighten the rest of them. Since we're alicorns it takes less time to actually straighten them because we can magic em' straight." "Oh, I see, that way you don't get loose, broken, and uneven feathers creating more air resistance then you should have!" "Exactly!" I was done with her back and was now ready to teach her how to preen her wings. "Here, I'll show you since you never had pegasi parents to show you how." "Thanks, Luna!" "No problem Twilight, just think of it as part of this massage. So, you're gonna have to open your wings for this." Twilight complied quickly, always eager to learn new things. "Now when you do this yourself you'll probably have to use your muzzle to find the loose and broken ones, magic just doesn't have the right feel going around the feathers. So, you stick your muzzle in until you find bad feathers and grip with your teeth and pull," I explained to her as I did the process for her to watch. There was a little yelp of surprise as I pulled the feather out, but no complaints, so I continued on... About an hour after I had gotten in with Twilight we both got out, both of us looking clean and refreshed, the hot water meant to come to my bed chamber lavatories completely spent. Author's Note And, here's this... When I wrote this I wasn't quite sure what I would do with the next chapter so as some filler my TwiLuna needy brain helped my write this... Thanks brain, I don't know what I'd do without you... Anyway, onto the next chapter where hilarity ensues like promised! What trouble will Luna and Twilight get into? who knows! I know I don't!
Batmare and Trottin!"Alright Luna," I hear Twilight say. "I'm in your silly 'Trotting' costume. What are we going to do now?" she asks. "Dance around and sing songs older than Granny Smith? She bluntly and sarcastically finishes. "First off, it's Trottin, not trotting. Secondly, while that would probably be great fun, not what I had in mind. I was thinking that we could role play as Batmare and Trottin in front of my Lunar Guard and see if we could get them to crack their normally stone faced facade." She tilts her head up and puts a hoof to her chin in a way that could only be adorkable as she thinks about it. "Hmm," she starts. "I don't know Luna that seems kind of ridiculous. Star above know I've never even read a comic book. They're just sad excuse for a book anyway." She finishes with some disgust. "C'mon," I start. "It'll be great! You said so yourself last night that you'd probably eventually find whatever I had planned fun! Not only that, it's supposed to be ridiculous! I never get have much fun with all the Royal Sister duties I'm expected to attend to all the time!" She looks up at me, a look of understanding forming on her face, but she's not sold yet. "Besides, it'll be much more enjoyable if I get to spend time with you!" I finish with a mock pout on my face. Her look of understanding morphs into a loving smile. "Alright Luna, I'll do this silly comic character acting if it'll make you happy. Also because I'm fairly certain that somehow it'll end up being fun for me anyway. But first you gotta tell me what you want me to do when we're in front of your somewhat intimidating Lunar Guard." Moon above! I love this mare so much I could just kiss her! So I did... Quite passionately, and had I not had other things to do tonight, it probably would'be turned into a full on make out session. Followed by cuddles! Cuddles are serious business! But! That is an activity for another time. Tonight is for pranks against my insufferable and boring Lunar Guard! So, I told her exactly what I had in mind, and seriously did she follow along well! I almost thought she was taking notes with how fast she came to understand my plan! So when I had finished explaining about an hour later, we were ready to execute my plan. And so here we were, near the end of my Lunar Guard's shift where it would be easiest to break their unbreakable facades due to their own grogginess. Now all I have to do is signal Twilight and the plan will begin, little did Twilight know, I had a little surprise at the end you don't read in the comics. So, I signaled her, and she dropped a bag of sand in the vague shape of a villain from the comics in front of my door guards. Now, to their credit they did not jump or flinch in surprise, they merely widened their eyes for a moment and looked up to see who or what had dropped it. during that moment of confusion in which they were looking up and finding nothing due to Twilight's amazing teleportation expertise, I had dropped down and gotten into position. When they finally decided they would find nothing on the ceiling they looked back down towards the sack of sand, only to flinch in surprise at the sight of me. And why shouldn't they flinch? My costume may be ridiculous but first glances will give only intimidation! Then I yelled the same thing I had to Twilight earlier this afternoon, "EVILDOERS BEWARE, FOR LO! 'TIS PRINCESS BATMARE, MISTRESS OF THE NIGHT!" This caused my door guards to lean backwards in surprise! It also served as a second signal for Twilight to come into sight and activate another spell for the sand sack to move and explain their evil plan to Princess Batmare. "Fear Not!" she started in an appreciably loud voice "We shall save you fair Night Guards! I the amazing sidekick to the Night Mistress will now hit this villain so hard words describing it shall appear out of the air!" That was my queue, I readied my spell to complete the action of what she said would happen. She then jumped forward with a flutter of her wings and smashed her right forehoof into the faux face of the faux villain. At the same time her hoof connected my spell went off. A large BAM! appeared in the air next her hoof. The villain crumpled to the floor under the force of her still uncontrolled Earth Pony strength. The look on my door guards' faces were hilarious! Their eyes were wide in complete shock and their bottom lips were trying to find a way to the floor. Their wings were spread wide and prepared to defend. I almost keeled over laughing there! But there was still more to do! I moved over close to Twilight and exclaimed, "Thank you for your contribution to the defeat of this evil doer! Truly he fell faster than expected!" I was supposed to be able to hit the villain as well. Though the look of embarrassment from her excitement is much more entertaining! "I suppose I should thank you for your brave victory over our terrifying villain!" Twilight blinked in bewilderment, I had gone off script. "Umm, sure," she started in a confused tone. "What did you have in mind Princess Batmare?" I captured her lips in a very passionate kiss and though she was surprised by it for a moment she quickly melted into it and returned it almost as passionately as I started it. Our kiss eventually evolved into making out, and Sun and Moon did her tongue feel great wrapped around mine. The making out eventually evolved into mane petting as well. It was somewhere past this point I decided to get us some privacy away from the door guards. I activated my camera so I could see their faces later. I couldn't look now due to other circumstances. After the picture was taken I teleported my camera and my marefriend and I into my quarters to continue our activities in private. About 30 minutes later outside Princess Luna's personal bedchambers her door guards are in the final stages of recovery "Wow, that sure was something..." The first door guard started. "Yeah." Was all the second one could think to respond with. "I think I'm going to go find some dinner and then go to bed in the hopes I can remember the end of that show." The first one continued. "That sounds like a good plan." Was again the short reply the second guard was able to come up with. Author's Note And here it is the final chapter to this lovely idea that popped into my head months ago and never got finished due to my nervousness that no one would actually find this funny or interesting. 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