4/20 at CHS

by caraphernelia

Rating: teen
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Comedy, Treehugger, Fluttershy, Equestria Girls, Sunset Shimmer, Random
Length: 1165

Sunset Shimmer, Tree Hugger, and Fluttershy invite Twilight to CHS and teach her about weed

Sunset convinces Twi to come back to try some thing that Equestria doesn't have. Sunset Shimmer, Tree Hugger, & Fluttershy like it want Twilight to like it too. And they go to TacoBell. (It is legal for them to be smoking pot in this story).

Content warning: marijuana. If you would not like to read about ponies getting high, Don't just read this story to hate on it

Published 2017-07-24 01:00:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-07-24 01:00:06 UTC

Twilight Blazin'

"Saddle bags?"

"Check."

"Empty science journal?"

"Check."

"Quills?"

"Check."

"Ink?"

"Check."

"Reference books?"

"Check."

"Alright then, i guess I'm off." Twilight said with enthusiasm.

Spike let out a miffed huff.

"Spike, are you mad that you're not invited to go to CHS with me" Twilight asked with amused sympathy.

"Well yeah, why don't they want they want me there?" Spike wondered with concern.

"Fluttershy and Sunset Shimmer told me they had something interesting to show me. It could be dangerous for baby dragons, or they didn't want you asking a million questions about Rarity."

" They also said they had a new friend for you to met." Spike replied in an upset way.

"I'll take detailed notes and tell you all about everything. It will be just like you were there." Twilight told him gently

"See you soon Spike."

Spike simply huffed again.

Twilight stepped through the portal and went through the process of being pulled and pushed and stretched. The bright colored lights of the portal showed through her eyelids. Twilight was spat out behind the statue in front of CHS. When she looked up she saw 3 teenage girls. CHS's Fluttershy, a pony she didn't know, and Sunset Shimmer.

"Hey Twilight!" Sunset Shimmer said as she helped Twi up.

"Hello Sunset" twilight said studding the girl she didn't know. The girl had light green skin, auburn dreadlocks, periwinkle eyes. She wore an orange flowered bandana, black shorts, and a light orange shirt.

"Heeeeyy Dude. It's totally cool to met you. You have such nice energy." the girl said.

"Thanks, I guess. Who are you?" twilight tried to keep the confusion out of her voice.

"I'm Tree Hugger" Tree Hugger said in her mellowed out voice.

Fluttershy mentioned that they should get going. The girls pilled into sunset's car. Minuets later they were at Fluttershy's home.

"My parents are out of town and my brother going to be with his friends all evening, so we won't be interupted." Fluttershy told the girls.

"It doesn't seem like you to have friends over to do something sketchy while your parents are out of town." Twilght said as her worry continued to grow.

"Fluttershy has gotten pretty edgy recently."Sunset said slightly teasingly, causing Fluttershy to blush.

"Besides," Tree Hugger added dreamily, "what we're gonna do is beautiful not sketchy."

"You all are scaring me." Twi said

"Don't be scared, here sit." Fluttershy said she guided twilght to a seat on the floor and the others sat near her so that they were all in a circle.

"I'll get the stuff" Fluttershy said

She hopped up and opened the door to her medium sized walk-in closet. Fluttershy bent down and searched around the bottom of her closet. Twilight couldn't help but notice clothes for a guy considerably larger then her that were kept separate from hers. They didn't look like anything Zephyr Breeze would wear.

"Who's clothes are those?" Twilight asked her.

"No one's" Fluttershy squeaked as she grabbed the clothes hid them in the opposite corner of the closet. Fluttershy went back to serching for what she was looking for.

"They belong to Discord" Tree Hugger whispered to Twi

"Who?" Twilight asked.

"It's Fluttershy's new boyfriend" Sunset Shimmer said with scorn.

"What's wrong with him?" Twilight said senseing Sunset's hatred of him.

"When he went to CHS, five years ago, he was horrible. I only know from stories I've herd, but people say he would be cruel for his amusement, steal people's things, and do crazy drugs, like crazier than the drugs Pinkie Pie does."

"That's horrible! Wait, what about Pinkie Pie?" Twilight questioned quietly.

"Nothing, but Discord went to prison for a short while and is now out and claims that Fluttershy made him a better 'person'." Sunset said

"Found It!!" Fluttershy exclaimed.

Fluttershy sat between Sunset and Tree Hugger. Fluttershy placed a green shoe box in the middle of their circle, She opened the lid and inside was a large glass object that was round at the bottom, had a large cylinder with a hole in the top connected to the round part and a pipe looking part also connected to the round part. Also in the box was a plastic bag full of nuggets of what looked like oregano.

"What is this stuff?" Twilight asked.

"This is a bong" Fluttershy said as she handed Twlight the glass object. Twilight studied it until Fluttershy took it back.

"This is marijuana." Fluttershy said holding up the bag holding dried plant matter.

"Does it have any magical properties?" Twilight asked.

"Oh, yeah man. When you smoke it makes you happy and mellow. It makes the world more colorful, and promotes deep thinking." Tree Hugger said fondly.

"It also makes you hungry."said Sunset.

Fluttershy began putting the weed in the little pipe part and pulled out a lighter.

"Who wants the green hit?" she asked.

"Me!!"shouted Tree Hugger.

"You're stoned enough Treezie." Fluttershy told her.

"I'll take it." Sunset said.

Fluttershy put the top part of the cylinder up to Sunset's mouth. Sunset Shimmer grabbed it from her, and Fluttershy lit her lighter and burned the weed in the pipe part. This caused smoke to fill up the round part and Sunset removed the pipe part sucked in all the smoke shaply into her mouth. Sheexhaled happily. She set the bong on the floor, leaned, back and said:

"Whoa man, that's the good stuff."

"Yeah it was a little expensive, but the lady a the dispensary talked it up so much i thought we should try it." Fluttershy said

"I should probably document this" Twilight said pulling out a blank science jurnal.

"April fourth, 2019" Twilight said allowed to her self as she headed her page.

"How do you feel" Twilight asked Sunset.

"oh man, I feel gooood"

Twilight frantically wrote this down.

The others all took hits and found Twilight's seriousness really funny

"Her take some" said Tree Hugger as she handed Twilight the bong. Twilight breathed in the harsh smoke causeing her to cough but also to feel really like happy and free. Twilight Looked at the room and had the sudden urge to giggle. Twilight couldn't stop smiling. It was like the world had more sunshine. They all smoked a whole lot more and were so happy and stuff.

"We should get Tacos" said Sunset shimmer.

"Yeah totally" said Fluttershy.

The girls got in to Sunet's car and went TacoBell and the 45 year old cashier woman looked at them funny.

"Y'all girls been smoking the devil's letttuce?!?!" The casheir said accusingly. She was short, round, wearing trashy Stalmart pants with her mud-blond hair in what could be a bun of extremly tangled hair. The girls burst out in laughter. The spat out some anti-pot propaganda.

"Give us our tacos, lady" said sunset.

The lady grumbled and gave them their tacos. when the girls ate tacos behind the Tacobell twilight said,

"Today was a good day" and they all laughed.

the end.