Tryouts

Chapters

In an Awkward proPosition
Beyond All Reason
Game On
Make Lesbian, Not War.
Prima Nocta: Part I
Prima Nocta: Part II
Breakfast at Twilight's
Starburst
The One
Cloptional: Son of Sun
Double Date, Double Trouble

In an Awkward proPosition

Moondancer stood outside of Princess Twilight Sparkle's castle in Ponyville. Her hoof froze an inch away from knocking on the door. In her bag was a box of chocolates and a wrapped gift. In her hoof was a bouquet of roses. She grumbled to herself, realizing only now at the last minute that she looked like a walking Hearts and Hooves Day cliche.

"Stupid," she chastised herself. It had taken all of her courage to get her here from Canterlot, only to fail at the finish line. She lowered her hoof and was about to turn to leave. The door opened.

"Moondancer?" Spike asked, surprised to see somepony just outside the door as he opened it.

"AH! Oh! Uh, Hi. Spike," Moondancer greeted nervously. Spike looked at the flowers in her hoof. It was Hearts and Hooves Day. He didn't need to be a detective to arrive at the reason for her visit.

"Are those for me?" he asked with a cautious amount of sarcasm.

"Uh, no. Sorry. Actually, um, is um, uh-" Moondancer stuttered.

"I'll go get Twilight," Spike said.

"No wait, I uh- Spike!" But it was too late. He had already gone to get Twilight. Moondancer thought about just running before it was too late.

"Moondancer? Moondancer, is that you!?" Twilight Sparkle said from inside. "Oh my gosh, it's so good to see you!" She grinned as trotted down from the stairs. She ran over to greet her at the door. "I'm sorry I haven't been back to visit you in Canterlot, I've just been-"

"Busy. I know," Moondancer said. "You're a princess. I get it. You're busy. You're a princess, and I'm just a-"

"Moondancer, what are these?" Twilight asked, looking at the bouquet of roses in her hoof.

"Uh, these? Um, these are Rosa-Gallica, a member of the Rosaceae flower genus. They're commonly found-"

"Are these for me?" Twilight asked with a hopeful inflection in her voice, and a twinkle in her eye.

"Uh, they uhm, um, if... you want," Moondancer said. Twilight took the bouquet of roses and smelled them.

"These smell wonderful! Thank you so much!" Twilight said, giddy as a school filly.

"You're welcome."

"Oh, look at me!" Twilight scoffed, "Keeping you on my doorstep like this! Please come in, I was just making tea."

"...Okay." Moondancer walked inside. It was her first time in Ponyville since she'd heard about the castle appearing. It was impossible to miss when she arrived at the Ponyville train station. It towered over everything around it. Its crystalline structure sat in stark contrast to the simple wooden structures of the rest of the town. And as she sat at the coffee table in the brunch foyer, it seemed to be even larger on the inside. Twilight trotted in, levitating the tea kettle and a couple of cups with saucers.

"Happy Hearts and Hooves Day!" Twilight said, acknowledging the holiday while taking a seat at the table.

"Hehe," Moondancer chuckled, shuffling her hooves beneath the table. "Oh, I um, I brought you these too." Moondancer opened her bag and put the chocolates on the table for Twilight and gave her the wrapped gift.

"Chocolates! And a gift!" It was Twilight's turn to get giddy. She opened the present. "Ooh a book!" She flipped it over to look at the cover. "Oh, Moondancer..." she breathed. Moondancer turned beet-red and she hid her face with her hooves. "The Pony Sutra!?"

"I'm sorry! It's stupid, I know! I don't know what I was thinking!" she apologized.

"No! It's not that. I just..." Twilight paused. "I just didn't realized that you felt this way about me." Twilight's hoof pulled Moondancer's away from her face and looked her in the eyes. "Thank you."

"Really?" she asked. Twilight nodded. She opened the book and flipped through a few of the pages.

"It's certainly the most... interesting book I've ever received," Twilight said, blushing herself. "I was never brave enough to buy a copy, myself," she admitted. "But I was always curious..." Twilight smiled. "Thank you."

"You're- you're welcome," Moondancer said.

"I'm- I'm glad to see you today," Twilight said, still holding Moondancer's hoof. "I've been thinking about- well, hoping that somepony would consider choosing me as their special somepony this year." Twilight leaned over closer to her, pursing her lips slightly. Moondancer closed her eyes and leaned toward Twilight-

"Twilight! I've decided that this Hearts and Hooves Day is the day!" Starlight Glimmer said, from upstairs. Twilight and Moondancer stopped immediately, snapping back to a neutral seating like foals caught being naughty. Starlight trotted down to the lower level of the foyer, over to Twilight. She got down on one knee and revealed a small jewelry box, preparing to open it. "Twilight Sparkle, would you make me the happiest mare in the world? Would you-" Starlight trailed off, looking at the flowers and chocolates on the table. "What's all this!?"

"Hearts and Hooves Day gifts," Twilight said.

"Oh my gosh!" Moondancer cried suddenly, hiding her face in embarrassed shame, "I'm so sorry! I didn't know you were already spoken for!"

"Actually, neither did I," Twilight said indignantly, giving Starlight a strange look.

"What!? Are you kidding me!?" Starlight scoffed. "I've been living with you for over a year! All those things I've done for you. The hoof massages. We've bathed together for pony's sake!"

"Yeah, but all this time I thought you were just my friend and student. My roommate at most!" Twilight said. "Besides, I thought that you were, you know, 'best friends' with Trixie!" Twilight said with a wink making air quotes.

"That doesn't automatically mean that we're lesbians with each other!" Starlight said.

"Oh PUH-lease!" Twilight laughed. "Lyra and Bonbon are 'best friends' and they're HUGE lesbians!"

"Hey Bonbon,"

"Yeah Lyra?"

"What do you want to do for Hearts and Hooves Day this year?"

"I dunno. Lesbian stuff, I guess."

*sigh* "Alright. I'll get the strap-on"

"And besides," Starlight continued, "I've been taking the route of subtlety. I've been playing the long-game. I've put in my time being your friend first, and then being friends with Trixie to try to make you jealous," Starlight said, and then pointed at Moondancer, "And then she just decides to show up one day with flowers and chocolates and expects a relationship!?"

"Hey!" Moondancer yelled.

"Alright, just CALM DOWN! Both of you!" Twilight yelled louder. She rubbed her temples with her hooves. "Look, I didn't expect this today, just give me a second here. For starters, Moondancer didn't just 'show up'! She was- she is one of the first friends I ever made. We have a lot of history. And you are a good friend of mine too now, Starlight. Maybe you should have been less subtle, or maybe I should have been paying more attention to your hints. But jumping straight to a marriage proposal is incredibly abrupt!"

"What about those times we practiced kissing?" Starlight said.

"It was practice!" Twilight defended.

Twilight," Moondancer gave her a dubious look.

"What? I really thought it was!"

"Twilight..." Moondancer raised her eyebrow, "Even I'm not that naive."

"Give me a break!" Twilight said "I just didn't think I would have two mares propositioning me on the same Hearts and Hooves Day."

On the far side of the room, the enchanted mirror glowed to life. The reflective surface rippled and shined as a yellow unicorn, with a red-striped mane stepped through. From standing her hind legs, Sunset Shimmer fell forward, spilling flowers and chocolates onto the floor. She blushed and became acutely aware that her clothes from the other world did not accompany her return, returning her to her natural pony state. After struggling for a moment to remember how, her horn glowed and she levitated the gifts, bringing them over to Twilight.

"Twilight! I decided to come back to Equestria after all this time, on Hearts and Hooves Day, because there's something I need to tell you!" Sunset Shimmer said.

"Oh no," Twilight muttered.

"I'm- I'm in love with you Twilight," Sunset confessed. "And I have been for a long time."

"But what about the other Twilight?" Twilight asked.

"She's not you. I could never really love somepony that wasn't, well, a pony," Sunset looked at the other two mares in the room, the other chocolates and flowers and engagement ring. "Am I... am I too late?"

"Yes!" Starlight and Moondancer said together.

"No!" Twilight said louder. "I mean, I don't know! I..." Twilight shuffled her hooves for a moment in confusion. She let out a defeated sigh, on the verge of tears.

"Twilight?" Sunset asked, moving closer to comfort her best friend. "Twilight are you okay?" Twilight just stared at the floor in silence. "Twilight, say something. Say anything."

"Why don't you have a seat?" Twilight suggested. "I'll go make some more tea for everypony. We have a lot to talk about" Twilight turned and walked upstairs to the second floor. She had three mares now! This was madness. But at least it couldn't get any worse.

♫ In your eyes
♫ The light the heat
♫ In your eyes
♫ I am complete
♫ In your eyes

"What the hell!?" Twilight said. She could hear music blaring outside. She trotted over to the door leading out to the second floor balcony. As she got closer, she could hear the music getting louder and louder until she stepped outside.

♫ In your eyes
♫ I see the light and the heat
♫ In your eyes
♫ Oh, I want to be that complete
♫ I want to touch the light
♫ The heat I see in your eyes

"Fine," Twilight huffed, "Come on in."

Author's Note

Image courtesy of Egophiliac

Beyond All Reason

Twilight Sparkle added a few extra chairs around the coffee table in the castle library. She set out a tray of cupcakes and tea for her guests. Twilight took a seat on one side of the table. Across from her sat Moondancer, Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer and Trixie Lulamoon. Twilight took a few minutes to have some tea and a cupcake. It helped to give her time to calm down, and assess the situation.

"Alright," Twilight started. "Each of you are here because you want to be my special somepony."

"To the contrary, you want to be Trixie's special somepony," Trixie said.

"Uh, yeah. Sure," Twilight said. "As I was saying, each of you have-"

KNOCK KNOCK

"Ugh! What now!?" Twilight walked over and opened the door. Flash Sentry stood outside with flowers.

"Twilight, it's Hearts and Hooves Day. And I just-"

"JUST GO SIT WITH THE OTHERS!"

"O-okay!" He trotted inside and took Twilight's seat at the coffee table. Twilight walked over to her desk and got some paper to pass out to everypony.

"Now, as I was saying," Twilight continued, "You are all here in a bid to be my special somepony. Therefore, the only sensible way for me to make an informed choice is with SCIENCE!" Twilight cackled. "I will be conducting a series of trials for you all.... Tryouts, if you will. In the end, there can be only one, through a process of elimination. Starting now. The first test will be a written exam. Everypony stay in your seats. If you leave your seat you will fail. Understood?"

Everypony nodded.

"Everypony, take a pen," Twilight said. The four unicorns each levitated a pen across the room from Twilight's desk. Flash raised his hoof. "Ugh, yes Flash?"

"May I get up to get a pen?"

"If you leave your seat, you fail the test," Twilight said.

"But, how can I take the test without a pen?" he asked.

"I guess you don't."

"So I fail?"

"I'm afraid so," Twilight said.

"Oh... okay." Flash Sentry got up to leave.

"Everypony, shun the pegasus," Twilight said as he walked toward the door.

"Shun!"

Trixie took a cupcake from the tray and threw it at the back of his head.

"Trixie! What is wrong with you! You don't just throw a cupcake at somepony!" Twilight scolded. Trixie pouted. "If you're going to throw food at him, throw a vegetable!" The door closed behind him as he left.

"There now, with that out of the way, we can move on." Twilight said.

"What will the test be about?" Starlight asked. Twilight looked at her.

"Levitating the pen... WAS the test," Twilight laughed. Starlight laughed. Everypony laughed.

*laughing in unicorn*

"Now, moving on," Twilight continued. "Since you are all my friends, I need you all to be able to accept me choosing somepony else and not resent me, or each other for it. While I know all of you, and you all know me, most of you have only just met each other for the first time today. Therefore, you will be spending the next several days getting to know each other." She pulled out a chalkboard on wheels and began to draw each of their cutie marks in a rough circle, an equidistant spacing from each other. Then she drew line between each of them, forming a pentagon with a star inside.

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"BEHOLD! The Pentagram of Friendship!" Twilight said. The other mares gasped in abject shock.

"Trixie does not trust polygons of emotion!" Trixie cried out. Twilight took the pointer from the tray and indicated at each of the lines on the board.

"Each of these line represent friendship. And by the end of the tryouts, you will all be best friends!" Twilight said.

"Oh no," Starlight gasped.

"What is it?" Moondancer asked.

"She means best friends," Starlight said.

"Yes. That would be why she said 'best friends'." Moondancer replied. "Repeating words doesn't change them."

"I'm saying that she means 'best friends'," Starlight explained, making air quotes. "Like Lyra-and-Bonbon 'best friends'." Moondancer's expression melted into horror.

"Oh no," Moondancer groaned.

After Twilight had previously reunited with her, Moondancer had gotten back in touch with her old friend, Lyra. After getting caught up with the mint-green unicorn, it wasn't long before she knew about her, and her 'best friend' Bonbon.

"Trixie does not understand," Trixie said.

"Well, if the Lyra and Bonbon here are like the ones from Canterlot High, then it means that they're lesbians," Sunset said.

"Huge lesbians," Starlight added. Trixie did not yet grasp the full implication.

"Are you not?" Trixie asked the group. "Is that not why we are here? To be lesbians with Twilight?"

"Yeah, but you see all those other lines that don't go to Twilight?" Moondancer said. "She wants us to all be lesbians with each other!" Trixie's eyes went wide and she scoffed.

"Trixie does not have to stand for this!" she said, ironically, despite physically standing up.

"You know what, Trixie? You're right!" Twilight walked over to the front door and opened it. "You're welcome to quit at any time." She looked at the rest of the group. "All of you are. It would make things a lot easier for me." Trixie slowly sat back down.

"Trixie will stay," Trixie said at last. "Because Trixie knows that Twilight wants to be lesbians with Trixie the most!"

"That's super," Twilight deadpanned as she closed the door. Spike walked down from upstairs, surprised to see the assembled group.

"Twilight? What's going on? Was there something scheduled today that I forgot about?" he asked.

"No. In fact, I'm going to need to clear my schedule for the foreseeable future." Twilight motioned to their guests. "These four ponies all want to be my lover, and it's up to me to choose which one," Twilight explained. "So I'm going to do what I do best, SCIENCE!" She pointed at her diagram on the chalkboard. Spike took one look at the assembled party, and the chart Twilight had made on the chalkboard, shipping beyond all reason.

"Oh-ho-ho- NO!" Spike said. "Fuck THAT with fries! I'm out!" Spike ran upstairs and quickly packed a bag. He ran back down and headed for the door.

"Where are you going!?" Twilight asked.

"Literally anywhere else," Spike said. "I can already see this train wreck coming from a mile away. And I am going to put as much distance between me and this as possible." And with that he walked out and slammed the door behind him.

"Well then, if the rest of you are staying...?" Twilight trailed off. None of the other mares budged. "Then I guess the next course of action will be figuring out sleeping arrangements."

"Dibs on Twilight's room!" Trixie said.

"No, no. We are going to do this fairly," Twilight said. She wrote everypony's names on Popsicle sticks and put them into a coffee mug. "Now, there are five of us, and only three bedrooms, so-"

"There are only three bedrooms!? But this place is massive!" Moondancer said.

"Trust me, you really don't want to try to understand the architecture in this place," Starlight said.

"So, as I was saying, again," Twilight said, growing agitated. "There are five of us and only three bedrooms. Mine, Spike's, and the one Starlight's been sleeping in. Therefore, four ponies will pair up and there will be one odd pony out each night."

"Why do I have to share my room!?" Starlight said.

"Your room!?" Twilight asked back, bending the pointer stick. Both, reaching their breaking points. "You know what, Starlight? Let me explain something to you. You stole a bunch of innocent ponies' cutie marks, then you tried to do the same thing to me and my friends. THEN you tried to travel back in time and to destroy everything my friends and I ever worked for. And I gave you a pass on that." Twilight leaned in, whispering into Starlight's ear. "I've put up with a lot of your shit. So you're going to share your room. And you're going to like it. Okay?"

"...okay."

"So, as I was saying, yet again," Twilight said with a huge, fake, terrifying smile. "I will pick out two names, and they will be together in one room for the night. Then I will pick out two more, and they will share another. The last name gets a night off to themselves." Twilight stirred the name sticks with her magic.

"I have priority on my own room, of course," Twilight said. "And Starlight will have priority on... her room. Which she will be more than happy to share." Twilight smiled extra-hard at Starlight. Starlight forced a smile back. Twilight walked back over to the desk. "Now then, the first two are..." Twilight pulled out a stick. "Trixie, and... Me... Okay. Fine."

"Yes!" Trixie pumped her hoof. Twilight grabbed another stick.

"The next two are... Trixie!? And me!? Again!?" Twilight pulled out the last stick. It said Trixie. "Why do these all say Twilight or Trixie!?"

"Trixie switched them while you were terrifying Starlight," Moondancer said.

"Snitch!" Trixie spat. Twilight glared at her, got the five original sticks and redrew.

"Okay, the first two really are... Trixie and... Moondancer." Moondancer shifted nervously in her seat beside Trixie.

"The next two are... Sunset and... oh, thank the stars! Starlight."

"Oh," Starlight sulked.

"Hey, it's okay," Sunset said with a smirk, "I don't bite... hard."

"Awesome. I've got the first night off," Twilight said. "Now lets just get some dinner going. Spike!" Twilight shouted into the castle.

"Uh, Spike bailed, remember?" Starlight reminded her.

"Oh. Right. Okay, who knows how to cook?" Twilight asked. The other's looked at each other.

"Um, I don't know about dinner," Sunset said. "But I can make the most baller omelette you will ever know."

"Alright, Sunset Shimmer will have breakfast detail in the morning," Twilight said. "What about tonight?" Nopony else spoke. "Alright, we'll leave it up to the mug to decide." Twilight reached into the mug and pulled out Sunset's, then shuffled the others. "Dinner tonight will be courtesy of..." Twilight pulled out her own name. "Okay, screw it, looks like we're ordering pizza."

"Alright everypony, write down what you want, and I'll send out for it," Starlight said, taking charge of the situation, much to Twilight's relief. Each pony wrote down what they wanted and gave Starlight their papers. Twilight gave her some Bits to pay. Then she left to go pick up the food. Trixie walked Starlight to the door and waved goodbye. As soon as she was gone, Trixie closed and locked the door.

"Ah ha! Another competitor eliminated!" Trixie cackled.

"Unlock the door, Trixie," Twilight said. "I want my food. And I don't have the energy to deal with any more of your antics right now."

Trixie begrudgingly unlocked the door and groaned. Twilight sank into her seat at the table.

"Um, Twilight, are you okay?" Moondancer asked.

"No. I'm hungry," Twilight said.

"I mean about... all of this. Are you angry?" Moondancer motioned to the room of ponies. Twilight sighed and rubbed the bridge of her nose.

"Look, I know you all love me, or at least that you're all in love with me," Twilight sighed. "And, honestly, I love you all, too."

"Yes! Trixie knew it!" the azure pony cheered.

"Yes, even you Trixie."

"Really?" Moondancer asked.

"Well, yeah," Twilight said. "I mean, Trixie is sexy in an obvious way. And I know deep down she's a nice pony when she's not... on."

"Hmf!" Trixie wore a smug expression.

"And if it had been any one of you by yourselves, I would have been thrilled to have you as my special somepony," Twilight explained. "But to have all four of you propositioning me on the same day is just- overwhelming," Twilight continued. "And now, for me to have to choose-"

Twilight chuckled and continued.

"Just a few years ago I couldn't even choose whom to give an extra Gala ticket. I was so worried about hurting somepony's feelings. But this! This is so much more significant than a mere ticket." Twilight sat back in her seat. The others waited quietly for Starlight to get back with their food order. After not very long, she returned.

"Sorry Sunset," Starlight said. "They had no idea what a 'meat-lovers' pizza was. So I got you a vegetarian special."

"Yeah, because that's the same thing," Sunset muttered.

Twilight met her at the door to help distribute the boxes and bags, setting them out on the table.

"Cheese sticks?" Twilight asked.

"Mine," Moondancer said.

"Bread sticks?" Starlight raised her hoof. Twilight pulled out a few bottles of drinks. "Let's see... juice, cider, and sarsaparilla."

Everypony sat at the table and ate. Twilight's gaze drifted across the table at the others. Most of them were watching her as they ate. Occasionally they would cut glances at each other, sizing up the competition. Moondancer averted her eyes as Trixie folded a slice of pizza in half and licked inside it to an obscene degree while staring at Twilight. Starlight nodded at Twilight's horn and attempted to deep-throat a bread stick, almost choking.

"So, uh, what are we going to do after dinner?" Sunset asked, trying to break the awkward silence.

"I don't know," Twilight said. "I haven't thought that far ahead."

"We should play strip poker!" Trixie said.

"Trixie, you're the only one wearing clothes," Sunset said, pointing at her hat and cape.

"..."

"I win!" Trixie said, triumphantly.

Twilight stood up and grabbed a book from one of the shelves behind the other mares. "Well, I'm turning in early for the night. I'm going to spend the evening reading. And I will see you all in the morning." As she walked to her bedroom, she thought, 'this is going to be an interesting week.'

Game On

Twilight retired to her bedroom early. Alone. Spike had wisely abandoned the castle until the ensuing storm had blown over. The four remaining mares in the castle's living room cleared dinner from the table.

"So what do we do now?" Moondancer asked.

"How about a magical battle royale to the death!?" Trixie suggested, bringing her horn to life.

"Now, now," Starlight Glimmer said, licking her hoof, "There's no need to fight." She put her hoof gently to Trixie's horn, extinguishing its light. "Because I think we all know who would win... Me."

"That's not what Twilight would want!" Sunset Shimmer said. "Look, I'm not a big fan of this plan either. But Twilight wants us all to be friends. And I trust her. I... I love her. And if this is what she wants- if she wants us all to be... best friends, I'm willing to try. For her."

"Hmf!" Starlight huffed. "Everything was going perfectly until you all showed up today. I can't believe I have to endure this too now."

"Well, I'm willing to try," Moondancer said.

"Of course you like the idea, Moonprancer," Trixie said with a smug grin, "You get to be 'best friends' with Trixie first!"

"It's Moon Dancer, and I think I'd rather sit on an ant hill," Moondancer spat. "But I agree with Sunset. If this is what Twilight wants, I'm willing to try, for her."

"Hmf, you will not want Twilight, or any other pony after you've been in lesbian with the Great and Powerful Trixie!"

"In lesbian!?"

"And neither will Twilight!" Trixie continued, ignoring her. "After just one night with Trixie, she will forget all about the rest of you!"

"I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves," Sunset said. "We're all in this together. So the very least we can do is try to be civil. How about we all tell each other a little bit about ourselves?"

"I am the Great and Powerful Trixie!" Trixie said. "The greatest and most powerful magical equine that has ever lived!"

Starlight snickered. "You want to try that again?" she asked.

"I am the Great-"

"All right, I'm gonna stop you right there," Starlight said. "Here's the real scoop with Trixie here,"

Trixie glared at her.

"What? You think Twilight never talked about you before you came back?" Starlight asked, before turning back to the others. "So here's the deal; The first time Trixie came to Ponyville with her little act, she boasted that she had vanquished an Ursa Major."

The other two gave Trixie a dubious look.

"So two of her 'fans' went out, and actually found one, well, an Ursa Minor, and led it back to Ponyville for her to 'vanquish it'. Twilight Sparkle ended up saving the day."

"That was not Trixie's fault!" Trixie defended.

"Then she ran off, and came back a couple years later with the Alicorn Amulet and enslaved all of Ponyville."

Trixie covered her face with her hooves.

"Once again, Twilight was able to save the day, with the help of her friends."

"But I was under its evil influence, so that wasn't really my fault either!" Trixie said.

"Eh, that's kind of a grey area," Starlight shrugged.

"But then Trixie saved all of Equestria when the Changelings came back!" Trixie said emphatically.

"Yes, she and I worked together to save Equestria from the Changeling takeover. So I guess she breaks even."

"So what about you, Starlight?" Sunset asked.

"Well, I..." Starlight trailed off, "I guess you already heard about it from Twilight, about the whole, stealing cutie marks and almost destroying the world things." She looked at Sunset Shimmer. "What about you? How do you know Twilight?"

"Well, before Twilight, I was Princess Celestia's student. But I-" Sunset frowned. "I was too arrogant to see her wisdom in tempering my lust for power. So I ran away through her magical portal mirror," she said, pointing at the mirror. "Through there is another world, like ours, but the people there are different. They walk on two legs and wear clothes all the time and... it's weird.

"But after I was there for a while, I came back and stole Twilight's crown and Element of Harmony to use for myself to control the other world. But its magic turned me into a twisted demon when I tried to use it for evil." Sunset shuddered at the memory.

"Twilight saved me, and helped me start over. And since then, I've been working hard to make amends and help protect the people there from magical threats bleeding through from this world. I finally got up the courage to come back to Equestria to thank Twilight and... tell her how I really felt after all this time."

"What about you, Moondancer?" Starlight asked.

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential," Moondancer said.

"Oh, come on. It can't be any worse than time-traveling into the past, and almost unmaking existence," Starlight said.

Moondancer sighed, resigning to taking an unpleasant trip down memory lane.

"I met Twilight when we were both fillies, in Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns. She was my Alchemy lab partner. She was the only pony I could really relate to. The only one who took academics as seriously as I did. And that was before I ever found out that she was Princess Celestia's personal protege. After that, I figured if the Princess saw something in her too, there must be something really special about her. I modeled my whole life after her. Same study habits, same classes. I even wore my mane the same way."

She slumped into her seat.

"Then, during the summer school break, I decided to throw a party for me and her, and our friends on the eve of the Summer Sun Celebration. I was going to finally work up the courage to ask her to be my special somepony. And then- Then she never showed up." Moondancer wiped the tear from her cheek.

"She went to Ponyville that very day, and sent for her things to be moved to her new home. She never even said goodbye. It killed me, the way she abandoned me like that. After that, I just stopped caring about keeping up with our other friends. I poured myself into my studies. It was all I had left."

"And then," she continued, "then she appeared on my doorstep years later. This was after she had become a princess, mind you. She tried to pretend that we were still friends. But I had learned to hate her a lot in those years. She never knew- maybe she still doesn't know, just how much she damaged me. But damn it all I still loved her! And I hated myself for it."

"She tried so hard to try to make it up to me. She really did. She even tried to throw a party for me to make up for the one she skipped. She really thought that it was going to do it. Well sure, why wouldn't it? It was only the first time I'd ever put myself out there. And she didn't even bother to show up. And then she left town without even saying goodbye. Even though we were supposed to be friends."

"I was humiliated!" Moondancer cried. "I felt like I wasn't important. I never wanted to let myself be hurt like that again. Our other friends had finally convinced me that I had value, that other ponies might like me and want to be my friend. And she. Didn't. Show. UP!"

"Wow. That sucks!" Trixie said.

"When Twilight realized that the party couldn't make up for the way she had hurt me, she pleaded to not let her mistake be the reason for me to not be friends with anypony else. She reminded me that I did have friends, and ponies did care about me. She hugged me, and we shared a cry. It reminded me of all the reasons I loved her in the first place."

"She has visited since then, but she's just so busy now, as a Princess, with this-" Moondancer motioned to the castle around them. "And Lyra had mentioned all these romantic plans she had for Bonbon for Hearts and Hooves Day, I decided that I would finally tell Twilight how I felt. And then-" she looked at the others. "And then you all showed up."

"Well, actually, you showed up. I've been here for a while now," Starlight said.

"As have I," Trixie said, pointing at her caravan parked outside the castle window.

"I guess I shouldn't be surprised," Moondancer groaned. "I should have expected that Twilight would have others wanting to be her suitor. She- she really is... something," she said, dreamily.

"Yeah..." the other three agreed in unison.

Moondancer looked up at the clock above the bookshelf. It was still early. Just under the clock, on the top shelf was something familiar.

"Hey, look! Scrabble!" she said, levitating the game box down. "Twilight and I used to play this all the time when we were students together! It was her favorite game! I guess it still is. She was the only one that could ever beat me. Do you want to play?" she asked the group.

Starlight grimaced. She recalled many a time that Twilight would cajole her into playing with her and Spike. Starlight was on a more even-footing with Spike. They were each accomplished scholars in their own right. But Spike shared Starlight's disdain for the game now, after being completely, utterly, and repeatedly destroyed by Twilight's infinite vernacular. These mares were a different story, though. It would be fun to see the table turned for once.

"Oh, that's the game where you make words?" Starlight feigned.

"Yeah, they have this in the other world too," Sunset said.

"Trixie will become the BEST at Twilight's favorite game!"

"Alright! Game on!" Moondancer set up the board and the tile bag and racks.

Upstairs in her room, Twilight Sparkle lay in her bed. It was still early. Too early for her to go to sleep. She was sitting propped up with a pillow behind her, by the bedside light. She struggled to read the same paragraph of her book for the third time. Her mind was elsewhere, worrying about what she was going to do to deal with the other mares.

She hadn't heard any of the others come upstairs yet. And she certainly didn't hear the telltale sounds of any of them becoming 'best friends' thumping through the walls. At the very least, she was glad she didn't hear the noise downstairs of a magical battle royale to the death.

"Maybe they are getting along," she mused quietly to herself. She knocked on the wood of her bed's headboard, just to be safe.

The Scrabble board quickly became filled with tiles. Moondancer and Starlight Glimmer were neck and neck in close competition. Sunset was close behind in third. Trixie rearranged the tiles in her tray, hoping for some insight to get her back out of her forth place.

"HEN." Moondancer added the tiles to the left edge of the board, below a stray Y, and above UT, and ON. "6 points."

"Ha," Starlight laughed at the paltry play that left her within striking distance.

"MAGNET." Sunset played, on the right edge, grabbing one of the Triple-Word-Score spaces. "27 points!" Trixie added an IC to the end of it.

"MAGNETIC." Trixie said, grabbing the other Triple-Word-Score space. "39 points! Trixie is tied for third place!" Starlight dumped the tiles from her rack onto the board.

"ELECTROMAGNETIC. 66 points, plus a 50-point bingo for all seven tiles played, so 116 points!" Starlight announced, giving her a commanding lead over Moondancer. Starlight stretched her hooves. "Well, I guess that makes two ponies that can beat you at Scrabble, Moondancer. But hey, don't feel too bad. I was trained by the best. And now you've been beaten by the best!" she gloated.

Moondancer calmly placed the tiles from her rack in and among the carefully arranged tiles she had been playing all game along the left edge; HEN, a stray Y, UT, and ON, scooping up all three Triple-Word-Score spaces on that side in one deft play.

"OXYPHENBUTAZONE," she said.

"That's not a real word!" Trixie said. "You made it up!"

"All words are made up!" Moondancer said.

Trixie stared off into space, her mind currently blown.

"It's real." Sunset said, looking in the dictionary. "Oxyphenbutazone is a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug."

"1,508 points." Moondancer said.

"Mother FUCKER!" Starlight flipped the table, sending tiles everywhere.

Upstairs, Twilight began to hear the noises of a magic battle royale to the death.

Make Lesbian, Not War.

Author's Note

The MatureSex tag becomes applicable starting now! Clop ahoy! :trollestia:

Make Lesbian, Not War.

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Oxyphenbutazone is a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug. A chemical. Twilight Sparkle had studied it at one point or another over her illustrious academia career at her School for Gifted Unicorns as Princess Celestia's protege. And ponies, she found, were very similar to chemicals. It was an analogy she had come to like very much in her approach to her study of either subject.

"You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them?
No! They're going to lie through their lying little chemical teeth.
But if you throw them in a beaker and apply heat..."

~~~~~

Twilight could hear the commotion coming from downstairs. She ran from her bedchambers, down the hallway of the second floor towards the balcony overlooking the foyer, and living room. As she neared, she could see flashes of light, bouts of fire and arcane electrical bolts arcing up through the air.

"That's not friendship," she said, peering over the edge. Trixie and Sunset cowered with their protective wards behind the flipped table.

"ELECTROCUTION! 17 points!" Moondancer yelled, sending a bolt of lightning at Starlight. Starlight caught the bolt, and redirected its energy into her own spell.

"Here's as 19-point word for you: CONFLAGRATION!" Starlight screamed, flinging a blast of fire at Moondancer.

"Aww," Twilight said, putting a hoof to her cheek, "They're flirting!"

The waves of flame rolled off of Moondancer's shield, scorching the books on the shelf behind her. Twilight gasped.

"My books!" Twilight's horn glowed a bright, iridescent purple. "ARMISTICE!" she shouted with the unbridled power of the full, Canterlot Voice. Her spell blasted forth into the cavernous room with a mighty shock wave. Freezing everypony and everything in place with a lavender aura. Even the fire and lightning bolts froze in mid air. "13 points," Twilight continued, to speak, in her normal, yet loud, speaking voice as she trotted down the stairs into the living room. She pulled the very magic from the combat spells suspended in the air, causing them to be evaporated and absorbed.

"Restore!" Twilight shouted. The room shimmered and trembled, rearranging itself. The furniture reset itself. She saw the game that had caused all the trouble put itself back in its box. The books, returned to the shelves un-burnt, along with the game. "RECONCILIATION," she said to the group, levitating them together in front of her. "18 points." She pushed Starlight and Moondancer closer together as Twilight held them in her magical grasp like life-sized dolls. She released her magic on their heads, to let them move freely.

"She started it!"
"No! You started it you little cunt-rag! I'll fucking finish it!"
"You better shut your mouth before I FUCK it!"
"Don't threaten me with a good time! I'll hate-fuck the shit outta you you little-"

"Shhhh," Twilight re-froze them with her magic and calmly shushed them. "HOMOSEXUALITY," she purred. "28 points."

Each of them stared at the other, an inch apart.

"Now... kiss and make up." Twilight released their heads and pushed them together. Each of them craned their necks back away from each other.

"Twilight, please-" Moondancer begged.

"Shhh, shhh." Twilight shushed again and gave each of them a little push, mashing their lips together.

"You know, I really don't like having to do this," Twilight said, holding them kissing in place. "As the Princess of Friendship, I was really hoping that friends of mine would be able to be friends with each other." She let them go for a moment, letting them pull apart and catch their breath.

"Twilight," Starlight gasped, "you can't do this to MMffff-!" Twilight cut her off, pushing her into another kiss.

"Starlight Glimmer," Twilight said, "I should think that you of all ponies could appreciate the irony of your free will being taken away. And Moondancer! I expected better than this of you! Both of you! This is the kind of behavior I would have expected from Trixie!"

"Hmf!" Trixie huffed, still held frozen beside Sunset Shimmer. Twilight pulled them apart again, turning each of them around so they faced in opposite directions.

"Make lesbian, not war," Twilight said. She lifted their tails and brought their backsides together, making their other lips kiss. Moondancer and Starlight each gasped at the unexpected contact, each feeling the warm wetness of the other rubbing their own.

"I'm just so disappointed," Twilight sighed, pressing them together more firmly. "Because you two have so much in common. I think you could be great friends if you just gave each other a chance." Trixie and Sunset, still frozen in place, could only look on from underneath the action, watching the other two marehoods rubbing together. Twilight spread Starlight's and Moondancer's legs, moving them together in a scissoring motion, rubbing and sliding their spread pussies together more effectively.

"You could be such great... best friends." Twilight carefully maneuvered each of them in midair spreading their growing wetness onto each other. "You're both so smart, and talented. There's so much that you could talk about, and work on together." Twilight continued to further their forced tribadism, occasionally making their winking clitorises graze together.

"Mhhmph!" Moondancer moaned. "Oh, Twilight-"

"Oh, don't thank me," Twilight said, "You should be thanking Starlight here. She's the one making you feel so good right now."

"Nggh!" she moaned again, unwilling to say the words.

"That's okay," Twilight said, pulling them back apart. "I know a better way you could thank her." She turned Moondancer around, bringing her to face Starlight's pussy. Moondancer grimaced for a moment, not wanting to perform cunnilingus on her. But Twilight had other ideas. She pushed her head down and brought Moondancer's horn to Starlight's vagina, teasing it with the tip.

"Ooh," Starlight cooed, feeling the tip prodding her entrance just slightly before being pushed inside. Twilight moved Moondancer's horn in and out of Starlight's pussy, careful to not hurt either of them. Starlight could feel the ridges of Moondancer's horn rubbing along the inside of her vagina. Moondancer could feel the warm, wet walls of Starlight's pussy gripping her sensitive horn. Her forehead bumping against Starlight's engorged clitoris each time she was pushed in all the way.

"There now. You see?" Twilight asked. "Why give each other a hard time...?"

"MMM!" Starlight moaned louder. Her clit winked against Moondancer's forehead, soaking her mane with her juices. She could feel herself getting closer. Her pussy gripped and spasmed as the horn continued to penetrate her.

"... When you could be giving each other..."

"Ngh- MmaGH!" Starlight cried out as she came, spraying Moondancer with her marecum, dripping onto Trixie and Sunset below.

"... orgasms!" Twilight finished. Moondancer could feel Starlight's pussy winking and gripping her horn as she came. She could not help but taste her nectar as it dripped onto her lips. Twilight separated them again, and swapping their positions. Moondancer could feel Starlight's horn prodding against the entrance to her love tunnel.

"Ngh- NO!" Moondancer cried out to Twilight, "I wanted you to be my first!"

Twilight pulled Starlight's horn away and separated them.

"You're a virgin?" Twilight asked. Moondancer nodded. Twilight set Starlight back down on the floor and levitated Moondancer's butt over to her. Twilight pulled her tail up with her magic and manually spread Moondancer's pussy with her hooves, giving her a close, clinical inspection.

"Ooh!" Moondancer moaned, feeling Twilight's hooves finally touching her in such an intimate way, silently hoping for Twilight to make her cum at last, right here, right now.

"I see it's true," Twilight said, finding her hymen intact. Much to Moon's dismay, Twilight set her down on the floor. "I guess that does change things. You'll be coming with me to my room first."

"Trixie is also a virgin and wants Twilight to be her first!" Trixie said. Starlight snorted, nearly choking, trying her best to keep herself from laughing out loud at Trixie's blatant lie.

"Do you need a tissue!?" Trixie asked angrily.

"I think so!" Starlight laughed.

"Starlight," Twilight said, releasing her magical hold on everypony, "Sunset is still assigned to your room tonight. Show Trixie to Spike's room." Starlight nodded, sheepishly wrapping her tail between her legs to hide her still-dripping shame.

"This lesson is to teach you both- all of you, one thing," Twilight said before everypony went to their rooms, "While you're here, you will make up, make out, and make love. Or I will make you." Her expression and tone were neutral and calm. It wasn't a threat. It was simply a statement of how it was going to be.

"Now you two," Twilight said to Moondancer and Starlight, "kiss and make up."

Starlight and Moondancer stepped towards each other.

"You are pretty smart, I'll give you that," Starlight said at last, shuffling her hooves.

"You're pretty talented yourself," Moondancer admitted. "I'm sorry I tried to electrocute you."

"I'm sorry I tried to incinerate you," Starlight replied, leaning closer and closing her eyes. Moondancer pursed her lips and kissed Starlight back. Starlight opened her mouth just a little. She could taste her own pussy flavor, still on Moon's lips. Moondancer met her tongue with her own.

"Mmmf."

"There now," Twilight said, smiling, "Isn't this so much nicer?"

"Trixie is the BEST at making up!" Trixie shouted, pouncing on an unsuspecting Sunset Shimmer, loudly giving her a wet, sloppy kiss.

Prima Nocta: Part I

The first night in the castle together, everypony went to their assigned rooms. Starlight Glimmer showed Trixie to where she would be sleeping that night, Spike's room, which was vacant in his absence.

"Moondancer will join you after... her time with Twilight," Starlight said with a grimace. Each feeling the sting of the words. Then Starlight went to her own room with Sunset Shimmer for the night. Twilight led Moondancer back to the princess's personal chambers. Twilight sat on the edge of her bed while Moondancer looked around the room.

"It's nice," Moondancer said.

"Moondancer, I'm sorry about earlier," Twilight said. "I didn't know you were a virgin. I- I wouldn't have taken it so far with making you two- make up."

"It's okay," Moondancer answered, more calmly than Twilight would have expected under the circumstances.

"Really!?" Twilight asked, surprised.

"Mhm," Moondancer replied with an upbeat tone. She set her bag on the night stand on the other side of the bed, taking out the PonySutra.

"Listen, Moon," Twilight tried to say, "Since it's your first time, we can go at your pace. I don't want you to feel uncomfortable."

"Funny," Moon said, "because I do want you to feel uncomfortable." Twilight gave her a strange look. "Just because I'm a virgin, doesn't mean I've never done it before."

"Uh, Moon, that's kind of the definition of virgin," Twilight explained. "It means you've never had sex before. And you haven't."

"Well, technically, no."

"What do you mean, technically? Either you have, or you haven't," Twilight said. Moondancer opened the book up to the first chapter of the PonySutra.

"Well, actually... I prefer the Haycartes method," she said. With a flash of her horn, both of the ponies vanished into the book.

~~~~~

"Moondancer!" Twilight shouted, on the book's page beside the other unicorn. They were inside the illustration of the Pony Sutra Sex Dojo.

"Do you like it? Are you impressed? I knew you would be," Moondancer said clapping her hooves with glee. "We'll do everything by the book. And our first time together will be officially perfect!"

"Surely you don't think that you can maintain the Haycartes method long enough for us to-"

"I do think I can! And don't call me Shirley!" Moondancer said. "This particular copy of the Pony Sutra has an enchantment woven into it. A sort of arcane capacitor that can maintain the Haycartes method for as long as the caster desires," she explained. The doors of the dojo opened. Two strapping stallions walked in. Upon closer inspection, Twilight could see that they were animated manikins, without faces. Yet she could still hear them speak somehow.

"Mistress Moondancer," one greeted.
"What is thy bidding this evening?" the other asked. Twilight watched them both become visibly erect, sporting literal wood.

"I shan't be needing either of you tonight. I have a date!" Moondancer said, dismissing them with her hoof.

"We live to serve..." they said in unison before poofing into dust and disappearing altogether.

"What were those?" Twilight asked.

"Oh, just a couple of the models from the Pony Sutra. They're quite talented! They've fucked me raw on many lonely nights. Maybe you'll get a chance to play with them later."

"But I thought you said you were a virgin!" Twilight said.

"And technically, that's true, out there," Moondancer said, waving her hoof to off in the distance. "I've never had real sex before. But in here," she smirked, "Anything is possible." Moondancer pulled Twilight to her with her magic. Twilight tried to counter with her own magic, finding herself unable to use it.

"What's wrong with my magic!?" Twilight cried. Moondancer held Twilight closer, caressing her cheek with her hoof.

"Oh Twilight, you really need to just let go some times." Moondancer stroked Twilight's mane gently. "You're always so concerned about being in control of the situation at all times. It must be so stressful." Soft cuffs materialized around Twilight's hooves, binding them together in front of her, and a spreader bar forcing her hind legs apart. Moondancer pushed her to the floor, forcing her to prop her butt up into the air.

"Moondancer! Let me up or else I'll-"

"Uh uh ah," Moondancer chided, putting her hoof to Twilight's mouth. "Tonight it's Mistress Moondancer. Or just 'Mistress'. But most of the time, it will probably just be 'Mmff' from you."

"What are you talking about Moommff!" Twilight's words were silenced as a ball-gag appeared in her mouth, strapped to her head.

"I know you're a smart filly. You always were," Moondancer said, slowly walking around Twilight's prone form. The confidence in her stride made it clear to Twilight the roles of predator and prey. "You must understand by now that as the caster of the spell, I'm in control of this world." She lifted Twilight's tail and pressed her hoof to her pussy, getting it wet with her juices. Twilight moaned helplessly against the floor. "What was it that you said earlier? 'I should think that you of all ponies could appreciate the irony of your free will being taken away'? I suppose the horseshoe is on the other hoof now."

"In here, I make the rules."

"In here, I make the threats."

"In here..."

Moondancer plunged her hoof deep into Twilight's pussy.

"I'm a goddess!"

"MMMFF!" Twilight groaned loudly into the ball-gag. Not from pain, but surprise.

"Don't worry. The Haycartes method will not permanently affect your body," Moondancer slowly moved her hoof in and out of Twilight's stretched pussy, gently, but firmly. "It allows for anything, really. Why, there have been many a night that I have been fucked senseless, in every possible way there is to be fucked." She smiled at the memory. "And even some ways that are impossible."

"NNNGGG!" Twilight groaned.

"But as you could plainly tell, I am still physically untouched in the real world." She pushed her hoof deeper, up to her elbow. "The Haycartes method can even be used to filter out little details about reality. Like pain for example. Something, I'm sure, you are appreciating right now." Moondancer lifted Twilight up as though she were weightless. Twilight was held aloft on Moondancer's arm as though she were a hoof puppet.

"I love you, Mistress Moondancer," Twilight heard her own voice coming from her gagged mouth.

"You are too kind," Moondancer replied. "We're both such learned ponies," Moondancer said. "You are such a wonderful tutor. I never really had the chance before to properly thank you for teaching me the Haycartes method. I wanted tonight to be that opportunity. I look forward to learning more from you in the future."

"But tonight, I'm the teacher. And I am going to deliver to you, a lesson the likes of which you have never before witnessed!" Moondancer said, pulling her hoof out of Twilight and flipping them to the beginning on the book. "Page one..."

"It's always the quiet ones," Twilight thought.

Starlight sat on her bed with Sunset Shimmer. Each just quietly tolerating the other's company. Starlight shifted a little. Her tail fell off to the side. Sunset stole a glance at Starlight's behind. Her tail was still matted and her marehood was still puffy from the stimulation earlier.

"Maybe you need a shower," Sunset suggested.

"Maybe you need a shower," Starlight said, pointing at Sunset's mane. It was still plastered down a bit from where Starlight's marecum had dripped on her, and it was starting to dry and get sticky.

"I might prefer a tongue bath," Sunset purred seductively, licking her lips.

"You're not very subtle."

"I'm not trying to be," Sunset said, crawling across the bed toward her. "Twilight wants us to be best friends. And if that's what she wants, I'm going to do it." She pushed Starlight onto her back, pressing her muzzle to hers. "Mmm," she moaned, kissing the other unicorn. "Is this how you 'practiced' with Twilight?" she asked, kissing her again. Starlight answered only by kissing her back even harder, sliding her hoof up between Sunny's legs.

"I wish," Star breathed. "She was always so nervous and stiff." She kissed her again. Her hoof reached her pussy, rubbing it gently. Sun broke the kiss this time.

"You're pretty stiff yourself," she said before running her tongue along Star's horn and taking it into her mouth. "Mmmf," she moaned, sucking it and licking along its ridges. "You ever practice like this?"

"No," Star gasped, struggling to keep her hoof in place on Sun's pussy. Sunset bobbed her head up and down on her horn, licking and twirling her tongue as she continued to suck her off like she invented it.

"Mmm, I've missed this. There aren't any unicorns in the other world."

"How long were you there?"

"Years."

"Well, you haven't lost your tooooouch!" Star gasped, feeling her climax approaching. Sunset could feel her shudder under her. She didn't mind that Starlight was struggling to pleasure her with her hoof. She knew she would get hers soon enough. "Oh, Sunset!" she cried out. Sunset pulled her mouth off at the very last moment when she felt her lips tingle. Starlight's horngasm showered little arcs of magic up into the air that fizzled out, leaving behind the faint scent of o-zone, and one heavily panting filly.

Sunset rolled over beside her. Starlight shifted herself closed and placed her hoof between Sunset's legs again, idly playing with her pussy some more. It was a bit more puffy, and softer than others that she had experienced before. She could feel her warmth on her hoof as she parted her lips, getting slick with her wetness as she took her time with her. The yellow mare looked up at the other pony leaning over her.

"So..." Sunset said to her after a moment, "what's the deal with you and Trixie anyway?"

Many years ago...

"Ngh! Ngh! Ngh!" A young filly named Trixie Lulamoon moaned, having recently discovered the bliss of masturbation. Her discovery came before she was fluent with using her horn's magic for even the most basic of tasks, like levitation. "Mmf mff!" She chewed on the corner of her pillow as her hoof moved in a blur between her legs. Her hoof's fervent movement splashed her fillyhood's wetness about, sending tiny droplets of her arousal in a spray onto her bedspread.

Her self-discovery came quite by accident, one evening a few weeks earlier. Her mother always kept the cookies in a jar on a shelf above the washing machine. Unable to claim it with her magic, Trixie instead climbed up onto the washing machine and then scaled the shelves to reach it.

She sat on top of the washing machine as it churned the laundry, and opened the jar. As she sat and enjoyed the sweet rewards of success, the vibrations of the appliance brought her pleasure in a new, and completely unexpected way. In awe of the cause of her first orgasm, she tried to reproduce the effect herself with her hoof. And then again. And again.

"MMNGH!" Trixie moaned as her hoof flicked against her sensitive clit, sending her over the edge. Her tiny pussy made a few paltry spurts of her wetness onto the blankets.

"Trixie, I've got some more for you to fold-" her mother said as she walked in with another load of clean laundry. "Trixie!?!"

"M- Mom!" Trixie yelped, trying to cover her shame.

"What are you- UGH!" her mother gasped, rocked by the smell of the filly's arousal permeating the room. "You're supposed to be studying for you application to Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns! Not-" her mother struggled with a euphemism "not unpacking your wagon!"

Trixie didn't know what it was she was doing. At least, not what it was called. But she did now. At least, she thought she did. And even after her mother's thorough scolding, she knew that she would be 'unpacking her wagon' a lot more in the future too.

Years later

At Twilight Sparkles behest to make a new friend, Starlight Glimmer stood on the Ponyville commons with her new friend, Trixie. Trixie began to assemble the stage for the performance that evening.

"This magic show is going to be the greatest thing that Ponyville has ever seen!" Trixie said, excited. Behind them, some of the locals passed by and recognized the azure showmare as the one that had enslaved all of Ponyville a few years prior. Trixie could hear them murmuring about her. She waited for them to move on and leave.

"Everypony always says they'll give you a second chance, but deep down, they never forget," Trixie said.

"That's what I'm worried about," Starlight commiserated. Trixie sighed. "What is it?"

"I heard what Twilight said about me. And... she's right. I wasn't very nice. So- I'd understand if you didn't want to be friends."

"Are you kidding?" Starlight asked. "You're the first pony I've met who has any idea how I feel!" Trixie smiled, and leaned closer to her new friend.

"Can you keep a secret?" Trixie asked.

"What are friends for?" Starlight asked nervously.

"The things I've done, I did them because I was envious of Twilight. She's just the best at everything. And I wanted to beat her at something!" Trixie confessed.

"Your secret's safe with me," Starlight assured her.

"...Thanks," Trixie said, leaning closer. Starlight leaned closer to Trixie. Each stared deeply into the other's eyes. Trixie could feel the hurried breaths of Starlight's on her cheek. Trixie swallowed her fear quickly and asked,

Present Day

"... and apparently 'unpack her wagon' was her euphemism for masturbation," Starlight said to Sunset as her hoof moved a little faster.

"Oh. Wow," Sunset said. "That must have been a surprise."

"Oh, it sure was," Starlight said. "But to be honest, it was a pleasant surprise. Twilight was right, earlier, when she said the Trixie was sexy in an obvious way. I mean, come on! Am I right!?" she asked. Sunset sucked in a breath, feeling her climax getting closer, and thinking about Trixie.

"hsssss... yeah," she admitted. She remembered how the Trixie from the other world looked. She was sorely tempted to act on her attraction after the Battle of the Bands. But in her heart, she only had eyes for Twilight.

"When she admitted her fixation for Twilight to me that day, it made me realize my own," Starlight said. "We would each alternate to... role-play for eachother. She even got a fur & mane dying kit."

"Wow."

"Twilight was no fool, of course. She could tell that Trixie and I we in some kind of a relationship. But it's never occurred to her the exact nature of it. Maybe that's why she never got my subtle hints about my affection for her after all this time. Or even my obvious hints."

"Like practicing kissing?"

"Right? I had to flat-out get down on a knee and propose to her before she realized it."

"Yeah... Twilight is the very definition of 'book-smart'. But when it comes to real life..." Sunset trailed off, remembering her own hints that she had given Twilight in their short times together. She had been just as oblivious to Sunset's advances as Starlight's. "I know how you feel."

"Thanks."

"So..." Sunset nudged her shoulder and grinned, "have you gotten good at your Twilight cosplay?" Starlight pulled her hoof away from Sunset's pussy and brushed her mane forward with her hooves into her old bangs style. Sunset's own hoof took over, playing with herself.

"Oh, yes indeed," Starlight said, trying her best to imitate Twilight's voice. "I've read several books on the subject!"

"Oh my gosh! That is SO her mannerisms!" Sunset moaned as she began to masturbate furiously. "Keep going!"

"If I'm going to do all of her mannerisms, I better... make a checklist!"

"OH FUCK! That is SO HER!" Sunset gasped, moving her hoof faster on her pussy.

"I like vanilla ice cream, red balloons and dancing. But I'm afraid of quesadillas."

"Oh! Oh Twilight! Oh yes!" Sunset moaned. Her eyes were scrunched, retreating into her imagination as her hips humped upwards at her surrogate lover. Starlight could tell that Sunset was getting close. She turned her Twilight dial up to Full Adorkable.

"The square route of 546 is 23.36664289109!"

"NGAAAH!" Sunset cried out at Starlight's mathematically accurate calculation. Her head whipped back and she flopped on the bed as her pussy spasmed and spurted back at the other unicorn in an apropos turn of play. Each now, drenched in the other's juices. It was Sunset's turn to be laying, panting on the bed.

Starlight reached under he bed and pulled out an oblong box.

"I was saving this for Twilight..." Starlight said before opening the box. She lifted out a long, thick, double-ended dildo. "But I suppose I should test it first."

"Oh yes, of course," Sunset said with a smirk. "Anything for Twilight should be thoroughly tested." She said as she watched her. Starlight knelt on the bed and rubbed one end against her own pussy, getting it nice and wet before sliding it inside. Sunset turned around and knelt facing the other way, backing up toward her. Starlight helped to guide the other end inside the other mare. Sunset pushed back until the dildo vanished between their kissing pussies. "Mmm!"

Starlight entwined her tail with Sunset's. Each mare worked together in rhythm, moving back and forth against one another as their butts slapped together. Starlight paused for a moment, holding herself against her and grinding. Sunset gasped, feeling Star's clit flick across her own.

"What do you think Twilight and Moondancer are doing?" Sunset asked, finally catching her breath. She directed her ears to the adjoining wall. "They're being awfully quiet." Starlight strained her own ears as well to listen.

"Hmf! Nerds. They're probably both deep in a book," Starlight mused.

"Page 63," Moondancer narrated as she and Twilight progressed through the Pony Sutra with the Haycartes method. "Ooh, one of my favorites!" Twilight, for her part felt like a pretzel. For the past sixty two pages, she had been moved and re-positioned like a life-size puppet. Everything from the basics of kissing, up to and through the various positions for all manner of manual and oral pleasuring. Both vaginal and horn-play. Even that bit about wing-stimulation that Twilight would be lying if she didn't admit she enjoyed.

"Now we're getting into the good stuff. Things that only unicorns, like us, can engage in," Moondancer said. "Magic stuff. For example..." Moondancer's horn glowed. Twilight was still bound and unable to access her own magic, trapped in Moon's world. She could only watch as Moon reared up and presented herself to Twilight. Her new, menacing stallionhood appeared beneath her, quickly growing with each throbbing beat of her heart. "Gender-change magic," Moondancer said. "A favorite spell of our friend, Lyra. She tells me that Bonbon enjoys it immensely. I'm sure you will as well." She walked around behind Twilight and pushed her forward, down to the floor onto her knees.

"You know," Moondancer continued to her captive audience. "The gender-change spell has been a focus of study of mine." She pulled Twilight's tail aside, revealing her marehood, swollen and glistening-wet for all of the recent activity in the book. Moondancer advanced on her. Twilight had given up on resisting at this point. "Within these pages, I can cast the spell with ease. But to actually do it in the real world-" Moondancer mounted her and pressed the tip to Twilight's vulva.

"Mmm," Moondancer moaned, feeling her tip rubbing against Twilight's slit. "To actually cast it in the real world is something I've yet to accomplish." She grasped her shaft with her hoof, helping to guide it. With a little push she parted her lips, gaining entrance with ease.

"MMnnff!"

"I know. It feels so much better than all of those dildos and strap-ons," Moondancer said, pushing herself deeper inside Twilight's vagina. "And you feel so much better wrapped around my cock than those mare facsimiles from the book. Just the fact that it's you-"

"NGgh!" Twilight grunted as Moondancer bottomed out inside her. Moondancer frowned, finding that more than a third of her cock was still exposed when her tip pressed against Twilight's cervix.

"Full already?" she asked. Twilight whimpered into the ball gag. "Well, let's just fix that," Moondancer said. Her horn glowed and magic washed over Twilight's body. Moondancer pulled back a little and then pressed forward even more.

"MMFF! NGH NGH!" Twilight struggle beneath her, as her cock pushed against her inner barrier. Moondancer didn't relent. By the power of the spell, Twilight felt her vagina stretching deeper to accommodate Moon's length. She pushed more inside, shoving Twilight's internal organs out of the way to make room.

"Ah," Moondancer sighed as she hilted the bound mare. Her new set of balls rested against Twilight's exposed clit, poking from her stretched pussy. "There now. A perfect fit!" Twilight looked beneath herself to see a bulge in her abdomen. "Now we can really get to it!" Moondancer pulled back halfway and thrusted again, filling her completely. Twilight watched the bulge in her tummy vanish and reappear, moving with each advance of Moon's hips. Her heavy testicles swung and slapped against Twilight's clit each time, churning with cum. Moon made no attempt to pace herself, rutting Twilight with reckless abandon.

"Mff, mff, MMNnh!" Twilight moaned against the floor. Moondancer felt her pussy ripple and grip her shaft in orgasm.

"I'm glad to see you're enjoying this too," Moon said to her. Twilight's juices ran down against her scrotum, making wet slaps of each thrust. Twilight could barely support herself, let alone the mare on top of her. Her orgasm was turning her legs to jelly. She clung to the hope in knowing the brevity of a stallion's sexual endurance. She wouldn't last much longer.

"Unlike a pathetic stallion in the real world," Moondancer said as she fucked through Twilight's orgasm, "I can last for as long as I like in here!" She punctuated her sentence with a particularly hard thrust, nearly toppling the alicorn under her. Twilight winced at the news. As much as she had physically enjoyed much of what they were doing, she was becoming emotionally exhausted from Moondancer's domination. It was by far the longest single session of- well, she wanted to say intimacy. But as Moondancer slammed her abused pussy from behind in selfish lust, Twilight could hardly call it that.

It was the longest single session of FUCKING. Moondancer was fucking her. There simply was no other word for it.

"Mmm, I'll have to try your endurance limit another evening though," Moondancer reported casually as she continued to fuck her. "We've a lot to get to tonight." She closed her eyes. Her horn glowed a little and her balls swelled a bit larger. "Ah, there now. I'm ready to finish." Twilight sighed her relief into the ball gag.

"Let just see if we can make things just a bit more-" She press herself completely inside her and paused. Her horn glowed again. She felt Twilight's vagina constrict around her cock like shrink wrap. Moondancer tried to pull out, finding that she was firmly lodged inside. "And now to..." Twilight felt another spell on her genitals. Her pussy began to vibrate. "Ah, ha ha!" Moondancer giggled. She tried to hump some more, but there were solidly linked. Her tiny movements became faster and more frantic. Twilight could feel her cock flaring inside her, pressed firmly against her cervix.

"Ah- AH AH!" Moondancer lurched forward onto her as her balls tightened. Twilight felt her cock throb and twitch inside her. Her hot cum burst from her tip, instantly filling what little space was left. Her second pulse pumped even more inside her, trying to re-stretch her pussy. Her third rope began to generate real pressure in the confined space. But it certainly wasn't going to get out around the tight seal of her flared head.

"NGH!" Moondancer grunted and pushed her cock in harder, forcing the volume of cum to flood through her cervix into her womb. No sooner had it then three more pumps had refilled the space. "UNF!" Moondancer pushed more cum through. At last, Moondancer released the spell on her pussy, letting it relax. She fell back off of Twilight. Her cock pulled free with a wet 'plop', dribbling a bit more cum. Twilight collapsed on the floor herself, exhausted. Her restraints and gag vanished. Twilight yawned and relaxed her jaw.

"Ugh! Finally!" Twilight groaned, looking at her swollen belly. 'Had there really been that much semen?' she wondered. Moondancer rolled back over toward her.

"Ah, look at you," Moon said. "My beautiful, pregnant wife."

"PREGNANT!?" Twilight screamed. She looked back down at her belly. Indeed, it was growing larger with each passing moment.

"Uh, oh. Looks like somepony needs to get milked." Moondancer cooed, crawling between Twilight's legs. Beneath her rotund belly, she could see that her teats were indeed swollen, heavy with milk.

"H-how!?" Twilight gawked.

"Well you see, Twilight. When a mare and a stallion- er, somepony with a penis, love each other very much-"

"Shut up!"

"Uh oh. Somepony is having a mood swing," Moondancer teased, taking one of Twilight's nipples in her mouth, suckling on it and tasting her milk. Twilight was in too much shock to enjoy the new sensation. Her pregnancy was physically advancing at the rate of a month a minute.

"Moondancer! What did you do to me!?" Twilight yelled.

"Oh, you look so good like this!" Moondancer said, rubbing her cheek against Twilight's belly. "Maybe I'll keep you like this forever!" She moved down to Twilight's other breast.

Two rooms away, Trixie laid back with her hoof idly playing with her pussy as she looked at herself in the mirror.

"Would you fuck me?" she asked her reflection. "I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard."

smack smack smack
"Oh Sunset!"
"Oh Starlight!"

"Hmf!" Trixie sneered at the noise coming through the wall. She gave up on her attempt to pleasure herself and got up. "How inconsiderate! Some ponies are trying to clop you know!" she said, though not loud enough to be to anypony but herself. She walked over to her door and headed out into the hallway. She walked next door, mentally preparing what she would say to tell them off. She pushed open the door to Starlight's room. "You know-" her voice failed her as she saw the two mares frantically slamming their asses against each other on the double-dong in a wild cacophony of wet, lesbian sex.

Unnoticed, Trixie backed out and slowly closed the door, retrieving her jaw from the floor. She moved on down the hall, stopping just outside of Twilight's room. She pressed her ear to the door but heard nothing. She carefully pushed the door open and peered inside, expecting the two of them to be sound asleep in the bed. But the room appeared vacant. Trixie glanced back out in the hallway, straining to hear if the pair had gone elsewhere in the castle.

She stepped inside the royal bedroom. One of the nightstand lights were still on. A glimmer from the corner of her eye caught her attention. She walked over to the other night stand. But all she found was a book.

"The Pony Sutra?"

"NGAH! Moondancer! Help!" Twilight cried out, feeling her belly grow even larger with her accelerated pregnancy.

"I know what will make you feel better!" Moondancer said, ever the considerate 'father'. She leered at Twilight's pregnant form. She could feel a kick from inside as her hoof rubbed her belly. Her magic stallionhood grew back to full mast. She grabbed Twilight's legs and spread them, taking her in the missionary position. Twilight felt her cock inside her again.

"What are you doing!?"

"Helping," Moon said.

"That's the opposite of helping! In fact, it's what got us into this situation in the first place!" Twilight yelled.

"But intercourse has been shown to be an effective way to induce labor," Moondancer explained, as she began thrusting.

"Labor!? I meant end this spell!"

"But Twilight! Don't you want to experience the miricle of-"

-sploosh-

Moondancer felt a rush of liquid rush out past her intruding penis. She slipped out as Twilight gripped at the smooth floor fruitlessly with her hooves.

"NGH!" Twilight groaned, feeling a contraction. "GAH! Get this thing out of me!" Twilight pushed again.

"What! NO!" Moondancer scrambled over, grabbing Twilight's legs. She pushed her cock back inside, finding her pussy mostly occupied by something- or rather- somepony else.

"Oh no you don't!" Moondancer said, thrusting her cock in. Twilight lurched upright as Moondancer pushed the pony back inside her womb. "You're not done being pregnant yet!" Twilight brought one of her legs back and kicked Moondancer in the chest, sending her reeling backwards, clearing the way in her birth canal once more.

"NGH!" Twilight pushed again, glaring at Moondancer to not try that again. "NGAH!" She felt the head push out.

She and Moondancer looked down between her legs in abject shock.

Just as shocked, and unsure of how she even got there, Trixie looked back up at them, her head poking out of Twilight's vagina.

"Trixie got bored and read your book," Trixie said.

Prima Nocta: Part II

Twilight screamed.
Moondancer screamed.
Trixie screamed the loudest.
So I guess she wins.

Moondancer quickly dispelled the enchantment on the book, freeing all three of them at once. They reappeared in Twilight's bedroom, restored to their original physical form. Twilight quickly patted herself down, finding that she was no longer pregnant. Indeed, she had never been in the first place.

"Normally I would never destroy a book, but-" Twilight grabbed the enchanted copy of the Pony Sutra in her magic, making it glow brightly.

"No, wait!" Moondancer cried, trying to grab at the book herself. "I worked so hard on that!" Twilight pulled it away from her. The brightness of her destruction spell dimmed slightly.

"If you ever use this on me like that again, you're going to have to have this book removed from you surgically!" She shoved the book at Moondancer.

"You can be the caster next time," Moondancer offered, meekly. "That is, if you want to."

"Trixie is thirsty," Trixie said.

"Go to your room, Trixie," Twilight said.

"Trixie wants a glass of water."

"Go to your room!" Twilight and Moondancer both said. Trixie quickly left and ran back up the hallway to her own room.

"I suppose I ought to retire to her room too now, as assigned," Moondancer said, turning to go. Before she reached it, Twilight slammed the door shut, and locked it with her magic.

"Oh, I don't think so!"

Moondancer didn't even have time to look before Twilight grabbed her with her magic and threw her onto the bed. Twilight stepped her hooves up onto the edge of the bed, pulling Moondancer across the covers toward her. Moon flailed in vain to grab at the duvet. She put up a magic shield between them. Moondancer gasped in fear as Twilight brushed it away with her hoof as though it were no more of an encumbrance to her advance than a cobweb. Moon's horn glowed again to try something, anything else, as she panicked.

"No." Twilight's horn flashed, making Moon's horn fizzle, now made useless temporarily. Moon watched as Twilight's horn glowed again. Her crotch glowed, and a stallionhood emerged. "Gender change magic." Twilight recited, grabbing Moondancer's legs with her hooves, spreading them.

Twilight lowered herself down, bringing her face to Moondancer's virgin flower, taking a deep whiff. She opened her mouth and ran her tongue up her slit. It was sweet, and a bit tart. It had a tang that was utterly unique. After that first time, something about the chemistry of it changes. One of the lingering mysteries of biology.

"Mmm. Virgin pussy," she cooed, spreading her lips with her hooves, looking at her hymen inside. "Nothing else tastes like it." She gave her several more licks, savoring the memory of it forever. "Pity the other gals will never know what it tasted like." Twilight grinned as she reared up, bringing her new flesh appendage to bear against Moondancer's crotch.

Moondancer looked down in fear at the cock sliding its length along her slit as Twilight ground against her. She had experienced losing her virginity countless times before within the realm of her book. She'd taken cock much larger. But somehow, knowing that this one was real terrified her in a whole new way. She thought she was ready. She thought she was prepared. For all of her experience as a dominatrix fuck-machine in the safety of her pages, she wasn't prepared for this.

Moondancer looked up at Twilight, towering over her. Even with her staggering magical superiority aside, Twilight was physically imposing. Already larger than her, as an Alicorn. Beneath her feminine form were the strong, rugged muscles of a mare that routinely combated villainous monsters. She didn't even need her magic to dominate the other mare. She brought the tip of her stallionhood to Moondancer's pristine innocence, giving just a bit of pressure to hold it in place on its now-slippery target.

"Twilight!" Moondancer begged. Twilight paused a moment longer. "Please," she whimpered, "be gentle?" Twilight's fierce expression softened as she leaned closer to Moondancer's face. She gave her a light kiss on the lips. She nuzzled her cheek with her own, and leaned to whisper into her trembling ear.

...

"No."

Twilight pushed her hips forward, taking Moondancer's innocence in one smooth thrust, impaling her on her length in one fell swoop as she bit her ear. Moondancer cried out in a pitch usually reserved for bat pony echolocation.

Twilight held herself there, waiting for Moondancer to exhaust herself. She pulled out partway as Moon gasped for another breath and then slammed it home again, making her cry out once more.

Twilight brought her hips back and thrusted again, and again, humping in a steady rhythm as her new balls swung freely behind her. She looked down at Moondancer below her. The pale unicorn's eyes were screwed shut. Her mane had pulled free of her hair tie, and was tussled all over the bed beneath her in a messy, tangled mess. Her face was flush and her hooves trembled close to her chest as her body rocked beneath Twilight's motions.

Twilight felt her own need growing. She hastened her movements, greedily seeking her own release. Moondancer had her fill of pleasure within the book. Much at her expense. Turnabout was only fair, Twilight decided, feeling her pussy gripping her new cock with a warm, velvety embrace. Moondancer let out short little moans under her.

"Uhn, ngh, hng!"

Twilight, for her part doing most of the physical work in the exchange, focused on her breathing. She felt her balls tighten, signalling the end of this ride was growing near. The brevity was an unfortunate reality for a male equine. It was as much a reason why she preferred mares in the first place. She wrapped her hooves around Moondancer, holding her close to her in a tight embrace. Each mare buried their face into the other's neck. Moondancer felt Twilight flare inside of her as she hilted her a final time.

"I love you."

Twilight throbbed and twitched inside Moondancer as she ejaculated. Moon could feel the warmth of her cum spurting inside. It wasn't the superlative quantities in extraordinary realm of her book. But it was real. And she could still feel it. Each mare hugged the other as Twilight trembled on top of her. Her legs spasmed as her orgasm subsided. Moondancer wrapped her own legs around her, unwilling to let her leave just yet. After a few moments, Twilight's cock glowed and shimmered, shrinking and eventually vanishing altogether.

"Nooo," Moondancer whined, feeling its fullness leave her. Twilight disentangled herself from Moondancer's hooves and stepped away, letting her recover.

"Don't worry," Twilight assured her. "I can always cast it again next time." Moondancer smiled, secure in the knowledge of a 'next time'. Twilight leaned in and gave her another hug and nibbled on her ear again. "You be a good girl, and I might even teach you how to cast it on yourself," she whispered. Moondancer looked over Twilight's shoulder at the bed, seeing the small, crimson stain on the blanket.

"Sorry about your-" Twilight looked at the bed.

"Oh, don't worry about it. It's-" Twilight was about to it was 'no big deal'. But it wasn't. "It's a special occasion," she said. "It was- special." They each shared a moment, looking at eachother. She gave her another kiss. Moondancer tried to hold her a bit longer, but Twilight gave her a firm push away. "But I would have appreciated knowing that you were so 'experienced' with your practice. Of all of you gals, you were the one I would have least suspected to have been such a-"

"Freak?"

"Well, I don't mean it in a bad way," Twilight said.

"Well, I'm full of surprises," Moon said, shuffling her hooves a bit. "I suppose I should go to my room with Trixie now." Twilight gave her a weak smile.

"It's only fair," she said, unlocking the bedroom door.

"I'm glad you were my first."

"I'm glad I was, too," Twilight said. Moondancer gave her one final kiss, and left.

Twilight turned and looked at the small stain on her bed. She took a pair of scissors from her desk drawer and cut out a square of the fabric around it and set it aside on her nightstand. She folded the rest of the blanket and put it in her linen closet, taking out a different one and putting it on the bed. She could have Rarity repair it later.

Moondancer opened the door to Starlight's room. Sunset was snuggled up with the other mare under the blankets. Both sleeping soundly in each other's hooves. Moondancer smiled and closed the door. She freshened herself up in the restroom and headed to her own room.

She opened the door a bit and peered inside. Trixie was still awake and in front of the mirror again.

"Hey, you're the Great and Powerful Trixie," Trixie said to her reflection, "I bet you can do this!" She turned and waved her butt at the mirror with her tail flagged as she watched herself. She saw Moondancer's reflection in the mirror. She stopped and immediately turned to face her. "Finally!" she huffed. "You! On the bed! Now!" she commanded.

Moondancer raised a dubious eyebrow at the showmare, but politely complied. She set her book on the nightstand and climbed into the bed.

"Tonight, your name is Twilight!" Trixie instructed. "You will answer to nothing else. In fact, you will not speak unless spoke to! And you will only ever refer to Trixie as the Great and Powerful. Now lay down!"

Moondancer slowly laid down, as she was told.

"Trixie will be on top, NOT bottom. Because Trixie never fucks up."

Moondancer suppressed her smile.

"After tonight, you will not even want Twilight. You are going to love Trixie. You're going to love her more than anything! Oh, the things Trixie has planned for you! Now... what position to start?"

"Oh, Great and Powerful Trixie," Moondancer feigned emphatically. "May I please make a suggestion?" Moondancer said, grinning as she leaning over to the side of the bed, flipping her enchanted Pony Sutra open to the Advanced section, emblazoned with bold, red lettering as a warning.

"Slut!" Trixie spat, "You will not speak unless spoken t-"

Both mares vanished into the book with a flash of Moondancer's horn.

The next morning

Sunlight streamed into Twilight's bedroom. She opened her eyes and yawned as she stretched her hooves. She had slept wonderfully last night. She rolled out of bed and headed down the hallway, opening Starlight's door. Starlight was snuggled under the covers by herself. Twilight could hear the sounds of Sunset cooking downstairs as she had promised.

"Starlight," Twilight said. "Starlight, it's time to get up. Breakfast."

"Nnngh! Figh mur mints!"

"Okay. Five more minutes."

Twilight closed the door. She would check on her again on the way back. She opened the door to Spike's room. It was vacant. But the book on the nightstand shimmered and glowed. Twilight didn't dare open it. She knocked her hoof on the cover.

"Breakfast!" she said at the book. In a flash, both mare reappeared. "Were you both in there all night!?" Moondancer casually shined her hoof on her own fur.

"Yes. I'd say she's had enough by now," Moondancer said, walking past Twilight out of the room. Twilight looked at Trixie.

Trixie's eyes were as wide as dinner plates. She had her hooves wrapped tightly around herself, trembling as she rocked back and forth on the mattress.

"T-t-t-trixie n-needs a hug."

Breakfast at Twilight's

Downstairs, Sunset Shimmer made breakfast.

♫ "Bacon pancakes."
♫ "Makin' bacon pancakes."
♫ "Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake."
♫ "Bacon pancakes,"
♫ "That's what it's gonna make."
♫ "Bacon Pancaaakes!"

"The fuck is bacon?" Moondancer asked.

Sunset turned and saw Twilight and Moondancer walking into the kitchen. Moondancer took a seat at the table. Behind her, Twilight exchanged a nervous glance with Sunset Shimmer as they both recalled their memories from the other world as humans, consuming the delicious flesh of slaughtered pigs.

"Uh, nothing," Sunset said. "These are regular pancakes, anyways." Twilight sat at the head of the table with her mug of popcicle stick names. The last two mares made their way to the kitchen. Starlight helped Trixie to get downstairs with hoof wrapped around her with her cape like a security blanket.

"... and it was just Cocktopus tentacles everywhere..." Trixie rambled incoherently.

"What the hell is a Cocktopus?" Sunset asked from the stove.

"It's the aquatic relative of the Cockzilla, a subset of Cockasaur," Moondancer explained in a clinical tone.

"Is that like a cockatoo?" Sunset asked.

"Not even remotely," Moon replied.

"I've never heard of it," Sun said.

"Oh, don't worry. You will," Moondancer said with a smirk.

"Not a chance! You've used this for evil for the last time!" Twilight scolded, incinerating the enchanted Pony Sutra with her magic as she followed behind Trixie and Starlight.

"I shall have to be punished," Moondancer purred.

"It's okay. It's okay," Starlight assured Trixie. "It was just a bad dream. Twilight, a little help? Trixie had a nightmare and it's really messed her up."

"Help how?" Twilight asked.

"Like, a Memory Erasure spell?" Starlight suggested.

"You know I don't like messing around with mind magic," Twilight said. Trixie sat at the table and just stared at her plate.

"But she's so nice and quiet now. I'd say that it's an improvement," Moondancer said, taking a sip of her iced tea. "But that's none of my business."

"M-memory... erase?" Trixie mumbled, slowly looking up at Twilight.

"If... if that's what you need," Twilight offered cautiously. "I could erase your memories of last nigh-" Trixie lunged across the table at Twilight, scattering plates and silverware. She grabbed Twilight's head and pointed her horn into her mouth.

"Whah ah yoo waiting foh!?" Trixie asked desperately, with Twilight's horn in her mouth. "OO IT!! OO IT OW!!!" Twilight tried her best to focus, setting the amount of time to erase with the spell. Her horn glowed inside Trixie's mouth.

-POW-

O-zone scented smoke drifted out of Trixie's nostrils. She blinked a few times as her mind re-orientated itself. She was kneeling on the kitchen table in front of everypony. She looked down at Twilight, her horn still in her mouth.

"Oh Twilight," Trixie purred. "Trixie sees that you couldn't wait to get one of her Great and Powerful hornjobs!" Trixie proceeded to bob her head on Twilight's sensitive horn, loudly sucking and licking as she went. "Trixie doesn't mind showing off her superior skill in front of everypony for you! Because Trixie already knows that you love her the most!"

"Oh yes," Moondancer deadpanned. "This Trixie is much better."

"Ahem, breakfast is ready!" Sunset said from in front of the stove. Trixie pulled her mouth from Twilight's horn.

"Oh, Trixie already knows what Twilight wants to eat!" she said. She sat on Twilight's plate, laid back on the table, and spread her legs, presenting herself to her. Trixie rubbed her pussy right in front of Twilight and spread her lips with her hooves, making it dribble her arousal onto Twilight's plate. "Dig in!"

"Can I get a new plate, please?" Twilight asked.

"Trixie shall be your Great and Powerful dinnerware!" she said.

"If you insist," Sunset said, flipping a potato patty out of the hot oil onto Trixie's belly.

"EEEEIIIIIIAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

"Why do I get the feeling that my Heal spell is going to be getting a lot of use this week?" Twilight groaned as she finished up with helping Trixie's burn. "There. Good as new."

"Kiss the boo boo?" Trixie asked playfully, laying on her back on the floor.

"There is no more boo boo!" Twilight said.

"Kiss the boo boo." Trixie repeated, no longer a request. Twilight rolled her eyes.

"Fine." Twilight leaned down and kissed Trixie's tummy. Trixie pushed Twilight's head lower into her crotch.

"Now lick the boo boo!"

"Mmf! NGH!" Twilight squirmed away from Trixie's hoof. Her nose was wet with Trixie's juices. "Dammit! My breakfast is getting cold!"

"Oh, it's still hot for you," Trixie pointed at her crotch.

"Ugh!" Twilight left her in the living room and went back to the table. Twilight leaned over her plate to smell her breakfast.

"What do you think?" Sunset asked. Twilight took another whiff and wiped her nose.

"All I can smell is Trixie's pussy now."

"And you love it!" Trixie said from the other room.

"...Gimmie another hot potato patty," Twilight said.

"Trixie will behave!" Trixie yelped, scurrying away.

Twilight and Sunset ate quietly. Starlight and Moondancer had already finished eating while Twilight saw to Trixie's burn. They bused their dishes and began to clean up. Twilight ate quickly and efficiently, anxious to wash her face properly. In any other context, she might have even enjoyed Trixie's scent. But it was not a good aromatic pairing with breakfast food. As soon as she was clean, Twilight walked into the living room and retrieved the mug with all the name sticks.

"Okay, new assignments," Twilight called out, beckoning the others to come join her. She checked to make sure that the sticks hadn't been tampered with, and then randomly drew two. "Moondancer and... Starlight Glimmer." She pulled out two more. "Sunset Shimmer and... me. Trixie, you're by yourself this time."

"But Twilight, Trixie is a virgin and wants her first time to be with-" Twilight cut Trixie off.

"No. None of that," Twilight said. "This is a different assignment. Today you will all go out shopping. Each pair, and Trixie, are going to go shopping for gifts for the other ponies. So each pair will buy three for the others. Trixie, you don't have to get four. You don't have to get anything for me."

"But what if Trixie wants to get something for you?" Trixie asked.

"Hey, it's your Bits. I won't stop you," Twilight said. "No flowers. No chocolates. Nothing generic. Make it special somehow." She looked at the other pair. "Starlight, Moondancer, I want you both back alive. No disintegrations!"

"As you wish," Starlight said. She and Moondancer left the castle to complete their assignment.

"Trixie is the best at getting gifts!" Trixie declared, leaving after them.

"What about us?" Sunset asked.

"Oh, us?" Twilight said with a smirk. "We're going to the bed,"

"Oh, really?"

"the bath,"

"Mmm, nice!"

"And beyond!"

"Wait, what!?"

~~~~~

Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer stood outside of the Ponyville Bed Bath & Beyond home goods store.

"Not what I was expecting," Sunset grumbled.

"So what if Twilight doesn't choose either of us?" Moondancer asked Starlight as they walked through the marketplace.

"I think it's more likely that she'll choose one of us," Starlight said, looking at some of the displays. "Most likely me."

"But Trixie is sexy in an obvious way," Moondancer said. Starlight sucked in a breath.

"Ssss, yeah," she admitted.

"And none of us know anything about Sunset, really," Moondancer said.

"Heh, I know a few things," Starlight said, reminiscing on the previous night. She could feel herself getting warm and giddy.

"Your tail," Moon said, motioning to Starlight. Star blushed and quickly lowered her tail. "But what I mean is we don't really know what her personal history is with Twilight, especially while they were in the other world together."

"I guess that's true."

"So what if Twilight doesn't choose either of us?" Moon asked again.

"Well I guess I'd still be her student..." Starlight said.

"Would you be able to even stand that? Living in the same place while Twilight consorts with another mare? With me possibly?" Moon asked. The question gave Starlight pause.

"... I don't know. I never really thought about that. I just always figured that..."

"That you'd win?"

"Yeah... I guess I couldn't stay there. I'd probably go to Canterlot. See if Celestia's school is hiring. Or maybe travel with Trixie."

"If she doesn't choose Trixie."

"Right. What about you?"

"I'd just go back to my home in Canterlot, too. But what if she doesn't choose either of us?" Moon asked. Starlight could see it at the corner of Moondancer's eyes. A glint of doubt. "I mean, if she chooses Trixie and you don't have anypony. And I don't have anypony..."

"What? Do you want us to be each other's backup marefriend?" Starlight asked.

"Hm? Oh! Oh, that's a way better idea than a suicide pact!"

"What!?"

"Nothing. Hey, do you think Twilight would like this?" Moon said, holding up a dress from a market rack.

"Eh," Moondancer shrugged. "What about Sunset?"

"I have no idea what to get her. What about Trixie?"

"We could get her a timeshare," Moondancer suggested.

"I've enslaved a town of ponies and almost unmade existence. But that is the most evil thing I have ever heard."

"Thank you."

"Wait, who says we even have to buy something? We could make something!" Starlight said. "We're both brilliant ponies. We could invent way better stuff than these vendor trinkets!"

"Okay! But let me get just one thing before we head back," Moondancer said, poking into the book shop.

"These are perfect!" Twilight remarked on the two items she and Sunset had picked out at the home goods store. "But what to get for Moondancer?" she asked.

"Probably a book," Sunset said.

"Hmm, maybe." They walked down the way toward the book shop in the market place.

"Twilight, listen," Sunset said. "You know I would never disagree with you in front of the others. But I have to ask you, is this really the best idea? Pitting everypony against each other like this?"

"That's not what I'm doing," Twilight defended. "We're all getting gifts for eachother because we love each other."

"It's a competition."

"That is not my intention."

"It doesn't matter what your intention was. That's what it is going to be perceived as by everypony." She put her hoof on Twilight's shoulder. "Take it from somepony who's manipulated others in the past. From somepony who's been manipulated. Remember the Battle of the Bands?"

"I appreciate your concern. But don't worry," Twilight assured her as they walked into the bookstore. "I have a plan."

"So did the Sirens," Sunset said under her breath.

"What book would she even want? That she hasn't already read?" Twilight wondered as she started browsing the aisles.

"Ah, here it is!" Twilight heard Moondancer's voice from the other side of the aisle. Twilight peeked through the gap and saw Moondancer show Starlight a copy of the Pony Sutra.

"Why that little-" Twilight muttered. "Sunset, we're leaving." She hurried them out of the shop before the other two could spot them. "I know what to get Moondancer."

"Where are we going?" Sunset asked.

"We need to visit a friend of mine," Twilight said.

Trixie hastily boarded her chartered pegasus chariot bound for Canterlot. She didn't have much time to get there and do what she needed to do in time to make it back. And she only had one chance to get this right.

Starlight led Moondancer downstairs in the castle to the laboratory in the basement.

"Now we're talking," Moondancer said. "So, what should we make first? The potion, or the device we discussed?"

"The potion is easy. Let's get that out of the way. Then we can focus on getting the device built and tested." Starlight said, checking the clock.

"So this is Sunset Shimmer," Rainbow Dash said, eyeing up the orange unicorn standing outside of her cloud house. Twilight had given her Walk-on-Clouds spell and teleported them up there. "Last time I saw you, you were stealing Twilight's crown." Sunset frowned and looked away in shame.

"That was a long time ago, Rainbow," Twilight said. "A lot has changed since then." She put her hoof around Sunset and held her closer to her. "She's changed."

"It's true," Sunset said.

"Well, if Twi vouches for you, then I guess you're cool in my book. So what brings you here?" Rainbow asked.

"Well speaking of books, I was wondering if I could have your Daring Do book," Twilight asked.

"Which one? I have them all," Rainbow said with pride.

"I mean your Daring Do book. The one-of-a-kind?" Twilight said. Rainbow Dash added a crimson blush to her color palate. She darted inside and appeared a few moment's later with a plain brown paper bag.

"If anypony asks, you didn't get this from me," she whispered.

Twilight and Sunset Shimmer teleported back down to the ground walked back across Ponyville to the castle. They walked into the living room to wait for the other to return. But when they got there, Starlight and Moondancer were both hard at work tinkering with the magic portal mirror.

"What are you doing to the mirror!?" Sunset screamed.

"It's fine! It's fine!" Starlight said, affixing the augmentation to it. "We didn't break it or anything it still works just fine."

"Better, even!" Moondancer added.

"What did you do?" Twilight asked.

"Oh, you'll see," Starlight said, beaming with pride. "Just as soon as everypony gets back,"

"Well the only pony left is-"

"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE has returned!" Trixie announced from the doorway. "Bearing gifts!"

"Fine. Let's get this over with," Twilight said. "Starlight, we got you a plastic mattress protector from Bed Bath & Beyond."

"I know how messy you can get," Sunset said with a smirk.

"Um, thanks." Starlight blushed.

"Trixie, we got you some Poo Pourri," Twi said. "So now your shit will literally not stink."

"As if Trixie needs such a thing!" Trixie said, hastily grabbing the bottle.

"Moondancer, we got you a Daring Do book."

"Ugh, fiction!" she sneered.

"Trixie got Moondancer some Moonshine from Sweet Apple Acres," Trixie said.

"Okay," Moondancer said, looking at the mason jar of distilled alcohol.

"And Sunset some Tequila from Appleloosa," Trixie continued. "To make Tequila Sunsets!"

"Are we all getting name-themed liquor?" Sunset asked.

"No. Trixie got Starlight a pet!" Trixie said.

"A pet!?" Starlight said.

"Yes! Trixie found this delightful little shop some years ago where she bought the Alicorn Amulet. But this time, she got a Mogwai!" Trixie presented the tiny furry critter to Starlight. "We could bring him to go see a midnight movie and feed him popcorn before we give him a bath."

"You will be doing none of those things." Twilight said, taking the Mogwai away from her. "This is going back to that shop. What about you two?"

"We modified the mirror portal for Sunset," Starlight said.

"We made it so that you can retain your form, instead of changing when you go through," Moondancer explained. "Optional, of course. Just a simple flip of a switch."

"It was actually pretty easy. You had already done most of the work with what you'd already built, Twilight." Starlight said.

"That... actually has some interesting uses..." Twilight said.

"Because people didn't freak out enough from a talking dog..." Sunset said.

"We got you a book, Twilight" Moondancer said as Starlight gave Twilight the Pony Sutra.

"I'm not falling for this again," Twilight said.

"Enchantment-free!" Starlight added, opening the book.

"Well, okay then-"

"TRIXIE ALSO GOT TWILIGHT A BOOK!" Trixie shouted, diving in front of Starlight, shoving the book at Twilight. Twilight looked at it. It appeared to be a rather plain-looking, but sturdy, notebook. It was worn and weathered along the binding. Twilight opened it.

"Dear Diary," Twilight read aloud, "My sister, Luna, was particularly troublesome today-" Twilight's eyes went wide. "YOU STOLE PRINCESS CELESTIA'S PERSONAL DIARY!?"

"Tada!" Trixie said with a flourish of her cape. Twilight's mind was aswim with questions. Mostly she wanted to know 'how'. How, in broad daylight, did Trixie manage to infiltrate the Canterlot Castle, and pilfer what ought to be one of the most closely guarded books in the world? But Twilight was surprised that in that moment, it wasn't anger that gripped her.

"You know what?" Twilight said. "I'm not even mad. I'm actually impressed."

"Thank you!" Trixie squealed and her eyes sparkled.

"Speaking of books, Moondancer, you should read yours," Twilight said. Moondancer turned the Daring Do book over in her hooves.

"Daring Do and the Hoof of Argon," Moondancer read the title and looked at the synopsis on the back.

"Who new Daring Do wanted two do you to? Daring Do new! Daring Do new as you to flu threw the sky blew. The blew see was a site two see as you flu free, and she said, 'Daring Do me'!"

Moondancer looked at Twilight.

"This makes my brain hurt."

"Just check out the first page, at least," Twilight said. Moondancer opened the book and vanished inside in a flash.

Rainbow Dash had forced Twilight to read her Daring Do fan-fiction before. And while the Pegasus's imagination was as colorful as her mane, her writing was the visual equivalent of chewing on aluminium foil. And now Moondancer would have to slog through it to the end to get out. Twilight smirked. Payback was a bitch.

"Oh, Trixie, we made something for you, too," Starlight said. "It's a sexifying potion that makes you utterly irresistible to the pony that you desire."

"Trixie needs no such potion!" Trixie scoffed before grabbing the bottle. "Twilight, you should read the most recent entry in the diary. Trixie thinks that you will find it quite enlightening. Especially once you see that Trixie is the SEXIEST, MOST ATTRACTIVE EQUINE THAT HAS EVER LIVED!" she yelled before quickly chugged the potion and promptly passed out on the floor.

"Just kidding," Starlight said. "It's a standard sleeping potion."

"Huh." Twilight looked at Trixie, out cold on the floor, and shrugged. Her curiosity had her flip through the pages of the diary to the most recent entry, hastily scrawled in pink crayon,
Royal decree: Twi should totes marry Trixie

Starburst

"How long is she going to be out?" Twilight Sparkle asked Starlight Glimmer as they looked at Trixie, passed out on the floor.

"Four hours. Six at most," Starlight Glimmer answered, as Twilight used her magic to levitate the unconscious Trixie into the air and carry her. Starlight and Sunset Shimmer followed her upstairs. Twilight put Trixie to bed in Spike's bedroom. She put the enchanted copy of Rainbow Dash's fanfic on the night stand in Starlight's room.

"I need to return this diary to Princess Celestia," Twilight said.

"Can I come with you?" Sunset Shimmer asked nervously. "I- I haven't seen her since I ran away all those years ago." Twilight frowned.

"I was planning on scheduling time for you two to be reunited, but for now I was really hoping to just sneak in and out without drawing too much attention," she said.

"Twilight, you're a princess. Attention follows you," Starlight said.

"I could distract her," Sunset offered. "I really want to see her again. I guess I didn't realize just how much until just now."

"Fine. But we can't stay too long. Starlight, we should be back in time for dinner." Twilight checked the clock. "A late dinner. Trixie should be awake by then. And Moondancer should be finished with her punishment. Do you think you can handle preparing it on your own?"

"Of course!" Starlight said.

"Alright Sunny. Let's go," Twilight said.

"Where? The train station?" Sunset asked, following her outside.

"Where we're going, we don't need trains." Twilight lifted Sunset into the air with her magic and spread her wings. With a couple of mighty beats, they were airborne.

"Twilight, this feels weird," Sunset said from her purple aura. Twilight levitated the yellow unicorn along beside her as she flew.

"What, the magic?" Twilight asked.

"It's not that," Sun said.

"Scared of heights?"

"A little. But what I mean is, you giving me a ride like this," she said. "You're a princess. It feels weird having you be my... chauffeur."

"This is the fastest way for both of us to get to Canterlot. We can't wait for the train schedule. And I can't teleport us both that far safely. Even by myself, that kind of distance is difficult," Twilight explained. "And besides, I haven't been a princess for very long. I'm still just Twilight. It's not like I'm-" Twilight trailed off.

"Princess Celestia?" Sunset asked.

"Are you nervous?" Twilight asked.

"A little. Yes. I just hope she's not still mad at me."

"She never was," Twilight assured her.

"How do you know?"

"I know her. And you do too, Sunset. You know I'm right."

"But what do I say?" she asked.

"It doesn't matter. You don't have to say anything. You just need to be ready."

"For what?"

"For her to forgive you."

Starlight watched the pair become more distant in the sky until they were barely more than a speck. She turned and went back inside, closing the door.

"Right. Dinner." She scoured through the kitchen pantry and the refrigerator, gathering her ingredients. "Dinner, dinner."

KNOCK KNOCK -

"Back already?" she wondered, trotting back to the foyer. "No wait, they wouldn't have knocked." She walked to the door and opened it. "I'm sorry sir or madam, but Princess Twilight will be unavail- Sunburst!?"

"Hey Starlight," the yellow unicorn said from outside the entrance. His creme-colored hoof brushed his two-tone orange mane out of his bespectacled, teal eyes.

"What are you doing in Ponyville?" Starlight asked. "Princess Twilight doesn't have any visitors scheduled all week."

"Actually, I came to visit you," he said. "I haven't come to Ponyville since the Castle appeared. And it's been a while since the last time you came to the Crystal Empire. I had some time off and I figured, why not stop by and surprise you."

"Oh."

"Is... it a bad time?"

"No. Well, kinda. But not really. Please, come inside!" she said, letting him in.

"Wow! So you live here?" he asked.

"Yeah, with Princess Twilight and Spike," she said, omitting recent developments. "But they're both out for a while. So it's no big deal. I'm actually just getting dinner prepared. Want to help?"

"Sure!" He followed her into the kitchen and they both set to work cooking.

"You ready for this?" Twilight asked Sunset as they stood outside of Princess Celestia's throne room. Sunset nodded under the hood of her robe. Twilight opened the doors.

Trumpets blared.

"ANNOUNCING PRINCESS TWILIGHT OF PONYVILLE!"

"Holy fuck! Right in my ear!" Twilight scolded the guard.

"Sorry, Your Highness."

"Twilight, my most faithful student!" Celestia greeted, rising from her throne "What brings you to see-"

For the first time in her life, Twilight saw Celestia at a loss for words, nearly stumbling on the throne's stairs. Her legs trembled.

"S-Sunset?" Celestia asked as her eyes glistened.

Sunset threw back her hood, and looked up at Celestia. For Sunset, it was easy to understand the origin of the idea of her divinity. It had been so long since she'd last been in her presence. So long that she had forgotten the feeling. Like a limb, numb from the cold. When the warmth returns, so does the feeling. But first, pain. The scars on each of their hearts ran deep. Each had grown numb to it. But now the wounds were reopened, to be healed at last.

But first, the pain.

Sunset Shimmer had rehearsed the scene in her mind so many times in her mind over the years. What she would say. How she would say it. But in that moment, everything she had planned on saying flooded out of her brain. She opened her mouth to speak. Her mouth was dry.

Her eyes were not.

No bow. No curtsy. No formality. Sunset shed her robe and bag and ran. She ran as fast as she could to her. Princess Celestia ran to her just as fast, meeting her in the middle to embrace her, enclosing her in her protective wing. There were no words. Sunset buried her face into Celestia's mane and bawled out her heartache loudly. Celestia wept silently as she held her and waved off the guards with her other wing. Even Twilight removed herself, closing the door to the throne room behind her.

Twilight wasn't sure what to expect. But it certainly wasn't that. In either case, it was clearly the closure they both needed. Twilight knew that if she were to have a lasting relationship with Sunset, this catharsis needed to happen first. Twilight shifted the weight in her bag and headed to Celestia's personal chamber. Twilight was the only pony allowed to enter Celestia's chamber without her. As far as she knew, not even Luna or Cadance had such privilege. She nodded to the veteran guards that recognized her and let her enter. Twilight placed the diary in Celestia's nightstand, with a note inside with a brief explanation, and apologizing for it's theft. Her task completed, she exited into the hallway once more.

Unsure of what to do while she waited for Sunset and Celestia to finish their reunion, Twilight walked the length of the hallway. At the far end, she hear noise coming from the other royal chamber.

"Bullshit! T'was a lag kill!" Luna spat, shaking her game controller in her magic.

"What are you smoking? Your ping is like, ten!" Spike said, sitting watching on the couch beside her.

"Thine team is shite!" she complained. "Must we carry thy team as well as the moon!?"

"She said from last place" Spike muttered under his breath. "Get the power-up!"

"We are not blind!" she said. "Somepony ELSE get on the control point!" she yelled into her headset.

"Reload," Spike advised. "On your right. Shit! Grenade!"

YOU DIED

"Curse you P_Squ34k!" Luna said into her mic.

m00nbutt: "Thou art a l33t haxor!"

P_SQU34K: U wot m8? I'll bash ur hed in I swear on me mum!

B_M4$H: lol shes a tote newb

"Thine mother fornicates for currency!" she yelled, quitting the game in a fit of rage.

"How about we play something less stressful?" Spike suggested. "Which one is it that you play as a horseshoe salespony?"

"Dark Soles." Spike put the game in and started playing. "Prithee, Spike, have thou taken our suggestion to court the new Dragon Lord, Lady Ember?"

"Hmff." Spike huffed. Luna waited a moment for an actual answer.

"Are we to accept that response to be a 'no'?"

"She's not my type," Spike said.

"Spike, a diplomatic tie with the Dragon nation would do wonders for easing foreign tensions."

"There's only one I have eyes for," he said.

"Spike..."

"Don't give me that tone," he said. "I don't need your pity."

"Unrequited forlorn pining is not attractive," Luna said. "T'is an indication of arrested development. Lady Rarity will never return your feelings. T'is futile to carry a flame for her so."

"You should use your future-seeing ability to play the Equestrian lottery."

"We need no divining ability to see such a thing." Luna turned and looked away. "We know that there is nothing that we can say to make you understand. Wisdom can not be taught. It can only be learned. In time, you will understand." Luna could only hope that time would come before he outlived his unicorn crush.

"..."

-Knock-Knock-

"Spike?" Twilight asked from the doorway, looking into the darkened room. The black-out curtains blocked all sunlight.

"Oh, hey Twilight." Spike waved. "Did you come to your senses and kick everypony out?"

"Uh, not yet. Is this where you're staying?"

"Yeah."

"Thine number one assistant is a superb player two!" Luna said.

"Thanks."

"You do know it's the middle of the day, right?" Twilight asked.

"We are aware."

"When do you sleep?"

"At night. We need to be asleep to watch over the realm of ponies' dreams," Luna explained.

"Oh." The door to the throne room opened down the hall. "I'll uh, I'll send for you when everything settles down at home, Spike," Twilight said. He nodded in acknowledgement. Twilight backed out of the room and closed the door. She trotted down the hallway to Sunset Shimmer, standing just inside the throne room doorway with Princess Celestia.

"Twilight," Celestia greeted, "Thank you so much for reuniting Sunset Shimmer with me. You can not know how much I've longed for this day."

"You're welcome, Princess. It was my pleasure, really."

"And I am so pleased to hear of your courtship! I think that she will be a wonderful bride for you."

"Oh really?" Twilight asked, casting a sideways glare at Sunset.

"It just- kind of came up in conversation," Sunset said.

"You needn't feel ashamed of your... alternative lifestyle," Celestia said. "Love is a celebration, in all its forms.

"What!?"

"Lesbian," Sunset whispered.

"Oh. No. It's not that. I mean, it is. But that's not the problem."

"There's a problem?" Celestia asked.

"Celestia, may I speak with you for a moment in private?" Twilight asked.

It was Sunset's turn to wait in the hall.

"Okay, so, the dinner is cooking," Starlight said to Sunburst. "That went a lot easier with your help. Thanks."

"You're welcome," Sunburst said as he finished setting the dinner table.

"We've got some time before Twilight gets back," Starlight said, strutting over to him, giving his chin's beard a little tug. "Want to go up to my room?"

"B-but after last time, I thought you said you were going to propose to Twilight," he said.

"I did. But we're not married. Not yet anyways," she said.

"But don't you think it would be wrong for you to be dating another pony while you're dating her?"

"Well, considering that she's also dating three other ponies, I'd say I'm morally in the clear."

"What!?"

"It's a long story," she said "I'll tell you all about it some other time. But for now..."

Sunburst could feel her magic teasing at his sheath. It didn't take much to make his erection grow quickly.

"Starlight," he breathed as she ducked her head underneath him and began to suck on his cock right there in the dining room.

Sunburst had come to Ponyville for his vacation to see the new castle and his old friend, Starlight. After their reunion at the Crystalling, they had become casual lovers whenever either of them had the opportunity to see the other. Neither felt ready to become emotionally invested in the relationship again. After their most recent absconding together, Starlight informed him of her intentions to propose to Twilight.

"Oh Starlight," he moaned, placing his hoof on the back of her head gently as she sucked him deeper. "I thought I would never feel you do this again!"

It was bittersweet coupling, last time in the Empire. Each made it the best they experience could, to remember once Starlight entered into an exclusive relationship. Sunburst had prepared himself to simply congratulate Starlight and Twilight. Or, at worst, console Starlight in her rejection. But he wasn't prepared for this. He felt her pull her mouth off of him and she stood up, taking his hoof in hers.

"Upstairs," she ordered. She led the way up the stairs to her bedroom and he followed after her. She intentionally let her tail flag up and away. He drank in the sight that she afforded him of her exquisite marehood. He would have followed her into the depths of Tartarus.

"Twilight, do you realize how grossly irresponsible this is of you?" Princess Celestia scolded her former student.

"I'm sorry. I didn't plan on it happening this way," Twilight said. She explained that Sunset Shimmer wasn't wrong in telling Celestia that they were dating. But it was misleading. Twilight was forced to explain how she was currently dating four mares at the same time. "They all came to me on the same day. And I couldn't decide on just one, and hurt the others' feelings."

"Twilight, have you any idea how many suitor requests I receive, daily?" Celestia said. "Not four. Four hundred. I weep for the forests that have been decimated over the centuries from the waste of paper. Thousands of tax Bits to pay for an entire department dedicated to sorting through all of the romantic letters I get. Of course I have to say no to all of them. Surely you could have found the strength to say no to at least three."

"Oh." Twilight sighed. "Who do you think I should choose? Sunset? I mean, Moondancer and I have history. But Starlight and I have grown so close over the past couple of years. And Trixie-" Twilight's legs trembled. "Trixie is sexy in an obvious way." Celestia's legs trembled.

"Yeah. She is."

"I didn't know what to do. Who to choose. So I'm just trying to give everypony a fair chance," Twilight explained. Celestia returned to sit in her throne.

"Twilight, I've been around for a long time. Longer than I'd care to admit. But I don't claim to be the expert in love."

Twilight opened her mouth to speak. Celestia cut her off.

"And Cadance will say the same thing," Celestia said, anticipating her response. "Nopony is. And anypony who claims to be is a flawed pony." Celestia paused to let the words weigh on Twilight. "All you can do is decide for yourself what is best for you. And while I certainly wouldn't have recommended it, myself, if you really think that your tryouts is the best way to handle this, then I won't tell you that you can't."

"I didn't really have a plan," Twilight admitted. "I've just been making things up as I go along. I just hope someday I'll have my act together like you." Celestia chuckled. "What?"

"Life is one big ad-lib, Twilight. Everypony is making it up as they go along. Everypony. Even me. Nopony has all the answers. So I can't tell you if what you're doing is for the best or not. But I also can't make this choice for you. This choice is yours, and yours alone. But know this-" Celestia waved Twilight closer with her wing. "Whatever choice you make, I will support you."

"Thank you, Princess." Twilight embraced her mentor before turning to leave. Celestia just shook her head. She could not teach wisdom. Some lessons had to be learned on their own. "Sunset," Twilight said to the unicorn in the hallway. "It's time to head back to Ponyville."

~~~~~

Celestia waited until they left before taking a stroll down the hallway herself, heading downstairs to one of the castles many labor departments. The mail room was a flurry of activity of ponies sifting through the royal mail.

"Room Tech-HUT!" Celestia's guard escort shouted. The ponies all stood at attention in the Princess's presence.

"Carry on," she said. The ponies returned to their work, filling bins that were to be sent to the castle's recycling center, each labeled with what type of mail it was, such as advertisements or other junk mail. Celestia took a moment to sift through one of the recycling bins.

"Your Highness," the head mail clerk addressed, "I can assure you that my employees are very thorough. Nothing important will be thrown out. You needn't concern yourself with this trash."

"Thank you for your continued diligence," Celestia said kindly with a smile. "I have no doubt of your level of excellent work. You don't need to worry about me." She shooed him away and poked her hoof into the 'fan mail' bin.

"Your Majesty, the hour approaches," her escort reminded her of the time of shift change. Celestia grabbed a random assortment of the letters and went upstairs to greet her sister and lower the sun. Afterwards she retired to her chambers and locked the soundproof doors. She found her diary, not where she had left it. The note inside gave an explanation, regarding Trixie's prank, and promise that Twilight had not read the rest of it aside from Trixie's addition at the end. Celestia chuckled and put her diary away. She took off her shoes and helm of office and settled into bed with the letters. One at a time, she opened them and began to read.

Dear Princess Celestia,

It would be a great honor for you to consider me for an opportunity to be your royal consort. I am an affluent unicorn named...

"Blah blah blah..." she skipped ahead.

... I am learned in all manner of classical education and royal protocol...

"Boring!" Celestia crumpled up the letter and threw it away. She opened the next one.

Dear Princess Celestia,

I want you to sit on my face. I want to be smothered in your marehood. I want your pussy to be my last meal. I want...

Celestia looked at the envelope. It was from a dungeon inmate on death row. But it wasn't even a request for a royal pardon. It was a request for his means of execution. "Creative. I'll give him that." The idea gave her goosebumps. She briefly considered actually agreeing to it. "Ugh, but imagine the scandal. I'd have a whole wave of murders just so inmates could eat my pussy." She crumpled up the letter and threw it away.

Dear Princess Celestia,

You ever been fucked by a zebra? Cuz you about to be. I got a striped dick so big it's gonna wreck your royal ass. (See pic included.)

"Now here we go." Celestia smirked. She took the photograph out of the envelope and looked at it. As she did, her hoof traveled down between her legs, to her royal marehood.

I'm gonna fuck you so hard that you ain't even gonna be able to sit on your throne. Then I'm gonna fuck your throat so deep and make you swallow all of my cum. See these huge balls? They're full of cum just for you. Do you make ponies use a rubber? Cuz I don't. I'm cum inside and get you so pregnant and make you have little zebra princes running all over the place. Then I'm gonna-

His atrocious vernacular aside, he was certainly painting a vivid picture. Along with the photo of his significant endowment, she was clopping herself faster with each sentence of him describing all the lecherous things he wanted to do to her body. Her hoof was a blur on her marehood, swiftly bringing herself to orgasm, spurting her marecum onto the bedspread. "FFF-Fuck! I love fan mail!"

Meanwhile, in Ponyville, Starlight all but threw Sunburst onto the bed with her magic.

"Whoa!" he gasped as the mare aggressively climbed on top of him. She ran her tongue along the length of his cock a few more times, getting it nice and wet. "So, um, about dinner," he tried to say as she tenderly began to felate him, "Am I invited? Because I'm kinda hungry after all that cooking."

"I've got something for you to eat," Starlight said, taking a page from Trixie's pickup lines. She crawled up along his body and turned around on top of him, straddling his head with her thighs. Sunburst needed no other instruction as he looked up at her dripping marehood hovering over his face. He lifted himself up enough to begin thoroughly licking her as he spread her pussy with his hooves.

"So for dessert, I was thinking that we could make eclairs," she said, leaning down to his dick again. "But I might need some help with the cream filling," she purred, taking him into her mouth again. From underneath, he ran his mouth up and down along her slit, flicking her little love button at one end and and probing her vagina deeply with his tongue. He could feel her thighs gripping his head and trembling whenever he hit her sensitive spot. "Mmhh," she moaned in pleasure onto his dick. He could feel her throat practically vibrating around him.

"Oh, how I've missed this," he gasped under her. She could feel his warm breath on her pussy as he spoke. She pulled his dick from her mouth briefly.

"Me too," she said. She loved the feeling of him going down on her. He was always so eager to please her, and enthusiastic in his efforts. Even though he was the only stallion she had ever been with, she had heard that most males we less inclined to please a mare so. She just considered herself lucky for him. "f-fuck you're good at that!" Starlight couldn't focus on sucking him off. And free from the distraction, he was able to really get her going. He pushed a tendril of magic into her pussy, making a come-hither curling motion inside her, rubbing against her inner wall. "Oh Sunburst!" She could feel the knot in her belly getting tighter. He drover her further, getting her right to the edge as her hips rocked instinctively on his face. Just when she couldn't take it any more, he closed his mouth on her clit and gave it a quick suck.

Starlight lurched upright and cried out in ecstasy, her orgasm rewarding his efforts with a fresh gush of her wetness into his mouth. He swallowed her nectar eagerly, keeping his lips and tongue off of her for a moment to give her a break, as so to not overstimulate her while she was still so sensitive. She had trained him well, she thought as she came down from her high.

But as much as she would have loved to just ride his face all evening, it was getting late. And her pussy demanded more than even the most talented tongue could offer. She lifted her hips away from his face. He looked disappointed. From prior experiences, he was looking forward to having spent far more time under her. She stood up and turned around above him.

"I need this in me now!" she told him as she squatted over his waist. She took his cock in her magical grasp and aimed it upwards, aligning it with her marehood. She lowered herself down to his tip and rubbed it against her slit. Her juices mixed with her saliva and his precum, easily coating his head and shaft. She lined it up with her entrance. He eagerly bucked his hip up off the mattress, catching her by surprise and nearly knocking her off balance on the soft bedding. "Naughty boy," she scolded playfully as she lifted her hips away.

"You said you needed it," he defended.

"Yes, I did," she grinned, lowering herself back down, holding him more firmly as she felt the tip push inside of her. "Ah," she moaned.

"Oh my gosh!" he gasped as she sunk her hips lower. "That always feels amazing every time we do this!" She felt his medial ring slip inside and then her hips rested against his. She leaned down and kissed him. She could taste her own juices on his soaked snout.

"But this might have to be our last time, okay?" Starlight said as she slowly moved her hips up and down on his shaft. "If Twilight does choose to be with me, then I'm going to be faithful. I hope you can respect that."

"But Starlight, I- I think I lo-" Starlight quickly put a hoof to his lips and stopped moving her hips.

"Shhh! Please don't!" she begged. "We promised each other that we weren't going to get into an emotional relationship with each other. I like you Sunburst. You're a wonderful friend and lover. But I love Twilight. I've always been honest about that with you. And you promised that you would be okay with that."

Sunburst nodded.

"Now we can stop right now if we have to," Starlight said. "But I'd like to enjoy this with you one last time, and remember this part of our friendship in a nice way. Do you think you can be okay with that too?"

Sunburst nodded. Starlight took her hoof away from his mouth and started moving her hips on him again. When they first started the 'benefits' part of their friendship, Sunburst had a real hair-trigger. He had come quite a ways in self control, but even still, she made an effort to move slowly, tenderly, to make this final time together last just a little longer.

Sunburst looked down between them, watching her body moving on top of him, watching his length vanishing into her and sliding back out again. He made a conscious effort to memorize every detail of her. The way she looked in the soft light of the bed lamp, with her messy mane, and her pale, purple fur glistening with sweat. The scent and flavor of her musk on his lips and in his nose. The wet sounds of her riding him, squelching out over the sound of her panting breath, against the cacophony of his heartbeat thundering in his ear. And the feeling! The indescribable sensations he felt as she moved on him and squeezed his dick with every flex of her pelvic muscles.

It was an experience he would cherish forever. Even as he hoped that the ride itself would last just as long. But alas, after all the teasing and oral attention he'd received, it was a fools hope. He winced and clenched his eyes. He could feel his balls getting tighter.

"Mmf, ngh, Starlight, I- I'm gonna-" he moaned. His shaft became even more rigid. She could feel his head flare wide, stretching her inside. He put his hooves on her waist to help lift her off so that she could take his load in her mouth as she normally would. Starlight pushed his hooves away and held them down on the bed with her own as she slammed down a final time, gripping his hips with her thighs. "I'm cumming!" he cried. Starlight could feel his shaft pulse and throb inside her in time with his heartbeat.

As soon as she felt the first splash of cum burst inside her, her horn flashed with light. In an instant she had teleported them above the bed, and flipped them over. They fell together onto the mattress as she wrapped her legs around him, holding him inside her as he continued to ejaculate. Any clear though exited his mind as his orgasm rocked his body. For all the times he has finished in her mouth, this was something else entirely, and entirely new.

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" he moaned. She could feel his hot seed flooding into her. She held him tightly with her legs, making her passageway grip him firmer still, milking him even as he was past the point of being spent. His legs failed him as he collapsed on top of her, huffing and panting into her mane. Even Starlight's legs had grown fatigued and fell away to either side of her, releasing him at last. He hadn't the strength to move, his cock remaining inside her twitching a few final times as it began to grow limp, at last slipping free with a wet 'plop'.

"You're kind of -Oof!- crushing me," Starlight huffed. Sunburst rolled off of her onto the cool sheets. The sudden temperature change brought with is an instant sobriety.

"Oh no! I came inside you!"

"It's okay," Starlight assured him.

"But I didn't use any protection, or a contraceptive spell! What if you-"

"It's okay!" Starlight assured him again. "It's nowhere near summer. I'm not even close to being in my fertile season."

"Oh... okay." Happy with her answer, his head flopped back onto the pillow.

Outside, Twilight Sparkle touched down from her flight back from Canterlot. She lowered Sunset Shimmer from her magical levitation onto the ground beside her.

"There. Another happy landing," Twilight said. They walked inside. "Ooh, something smells good," she said, seeing the kitchen and dining room set. The timer on the stove showed thirty minutes left. But there was no sign of Starlight. "Starlight must be upstairs. Do you want to go check and see if Trixie is awake or if Moondancer is back from the book?"

"Actually, I was thinking we could try out the modification on the mirror," Sunset said from the living room.

"I don't know..." Twilight wavered. "What if it doesn't work?"

"Then the mirror will work like it always has."

"I mean, what if it isn't safe?" Twilight asked nervously

"Well there's only one way to find out. Besides, I'm curious. Aren't you?" Sunset asked, knowing Twilight could never resist her own curiosity.

"Fine."

"Okay. So which should we do? Do you want to see if we can stay ponies on the other side?"

"Not today. We don't have time to be gone long. And we should try to make some kind of preparations over there before we just 'show up' in our pony form."

"Okay. You're right. What if I go through, and then I'll wait a few seconds while you switch the modification on. Then I'll come back through."

"But what if something goes wrong? What if you can't come back? What if-" Sunset held Twilight head with her hooves.

"Did you know that IF is the middle word of LIFE?" Sunset said. She kissed Twilight. "I trust you. Trust me?" Twilight nodded. Before she could say anything else, Sunset leaped through the mirror in a flash of magic.

Twilight waited a second for the mirror to stop rippling and then flipped on the switch. A few seconds later, the mirror flashed again and Sunset stepped back though.

"Whoa," Twilight breathed. Sunset turned around and looked in the mirror.

"Whoa," Sunset gasped. She was in her human form, but it was a little... off.

She was human, but still had her pony ears and tail. And she was aggressively naked without any clothing or even fur. She blushed and reflexively covered her breasts and crotch with her hands.

"Is there something wrong with the mirror?" Twilight asked, ignoring Sunset's nudity. Sunset realized that she was being artificially self-conscious from her imprinting of human modesty rules. "Sunset?"

"Hold on, don't change it." Sunset jumped back through. A few moments later she returned. Her hands covered herself again. "No. I look like a normal human in the other world still, clothes and all. The mirror didn't do this."

"You look like how you did when you 'pony up' in the human world," Twilight said.

"Yeah. Maybe it's because of the Equestrian magic here," she said, standing awkwardly.

"Oh um," Twilight blushed, remembering the human requirements of clothing and the lewd implications of nudity. "Did you want to undo it now or... I mean, I don't really have and clothes that would work for this form."

"No no, it's-" Sunset stammered, forcing her hands to her sides. She realized that she needn't be ashamed of her nakedness here. "It's fine. This is our natural state after all."

Twilight was not helping her feel any more at ease as she looked her up and down. Twilight remembered her academic inspection of her own form when she had gone through the first time. Many of her parts were the same. Many were not. Aside from the strangeness of having hands and fingers, once she was able to make it to a private restroom, she could identify the semi-familiar parts of her that indicated her gender. Of particular burden were the size and location of human mammies. Special garments had been invented just to contend with them.

But now, as Twilight beheld Sunset's form in full view, she found that her breast were quite lovely to look at. She didn't understand why, but there was just something so tantalizing about them to her. Perhaps it was the humans' insistence that they be kept hidden, and all she knew were her own. Likewise as Twilight's eyes drifted southward, to the patch of red and yellow fur nestled between Sunset's legs. It would require further study, Twilight decided.

"Twilight?" Twilight shook herself from her daze.

"Right! Um, I'll go check on dinner!" Twilight said, realizing that she had been salivating. And not for food.

Sunset took one last look in the mirror at herself and steeled her nerves. She walked upstairs and reminded herself that everypony was naked most of the time. That wasn't going to be the novelty of the surprise.

~~~~~

Starlight's eyes shot open as she heard steps coming upstairs.

"Shit! Twilight's home!"

"Wai- what!?" Sunburst was likewise rocked awake from his post-coital snooze.

"Sorry!" she said in a hushed whisper before kissing him.

"Sorry for wha-" In a flash of light, Starlight teleported him outside of the castle. A window opened above him.

"I'll write you!" Starlight said down at him in a hushed yell before ducking back inside and closing the window. She jumped back on the bed, pretending to have been napping.

KNOCK KNOCK

"Starlight?" she heard Sunset's voice ask.

"Yes?" Starlight replied.

"I have a surprise for you," Sunset said, opening the door.

"AHH!" Starlight yelped, seeing the strange creature walking into her bedoom.

"Starlight, it's okay! It's me! It's Sunset! The mirror thing worked!" Sunset said. Starlight regained her composure, and recognized the features that Twilight had described in her illustrations of what humans looked like in the other world. "I just wanted to surprise you when I came up to tell you that-" Sunset froze just inside the doorway. "Wow! It reeks of sex in here!"

"What!?" Starlight asked nervously, trying to buy a few precious seconds.

"I said, it stinks of sex in here," she repeated.

"Oh. Well. That's- that's because I was- I was MASTURBATING!" Starlight blurted, quickly pulling out her vibrating dildo from under her bed and pushing it into her freshly-fucked pussy. Starlight's recent activity made it easy for the toy to slip inside her. "I got bored after I finished preparing dinner, so I was masturbating. Thinking about last night," she said, trying to misdirect Sunset to remember the previous night of them together.

"Hmff, yeah. That was pretty hot," Sunset said, smirking as she looked at Starlight laying there with the toy, and the smell of musk filling the room. "Twilight's taking care of finishing dinner. We have a little time. You wanna go for a quick round?"

"Um, sure!" Starlight said without thinking.

"You should see what I can do with these," Sunset said, flourishing her fingers before she crawled onto the bed with her.

"Actually," Starlight paused, "Can I- can I look at you first? I'm curious."

"Oh, yeah okay." Starlight recognized most of the anatomical similarities. And the noted differences in the location of certain things.

"Human breasts are this big even when they're not nursing young?" she asked.

"Yeah. They have special garments to help support them. Humans don't have a fertile season. They're able to conceive year round." Sunset shifted nervously as Starlight looked her over.

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I just feel... naked."

"We don't usually wear clothes."

"Yeah, but humans usually do. All the time. It's considered embarrassing to be nude."

"Is that because humans don't have fur?"

"Maybe."

"Well, you do have some fur," Starlight said, pointing her hoof at Sunset's bushy crotch of yellow and red.

"Yeah, I, uh, normally trim that. But I haven't had a chance to- WHOA!" Starlight grabbed Sunset's feet and pulled her over to her. Sunset fell onto her back on the bed and Starlight spread her legs for a closer look. She spread Sunset's pussy lips with her hooves. "HEY! Easy! It's a little more sensitive for humans."

"Oh. Sorry." Starlight continued to examine Sunset's new form. "So human females are always in heat?"

"No, it's not like that. They don't have a 'heat'. But they are always fertile. Their cycle lasts a month, rather than a year," Sunset explained. Starlight looked closer at Sunset's pussy.

"Everything looks... smaller."

"Yeah. Human penises are only about the size of a cucumber."

"Really!?"

"Yeah."

"How could you live like that?" Starlight asked. Sunset pointed to the horse-cock dildo, still inside Starlight's pussy.

"The other world has horses, too," Sunset said with a blush.

"You were able to do... like that... with a horse?" Starlight asked. Sunset nodded sheepishly.

"What can I say? I was homesick."

"Yeah, but, how could a human mare-"

"A woman."

"How could a woman ever fit something like this in there?" Starlight asked.

"It's possible."

"..."

"Show me."

"What?"

"Show me!" Starlight said.

"Okay, hold on. Give me a few minutes here. It's been a little while." Sunset laid back and moved her hand to her crotch, parting her fur around her pussy. She took a minute to warm herself up, sliding her finger along her slit, getting her juices flowing as she played with her clit. Then she started working her fingers inside. Two at first. And then a third soon followed, sliding them in and out, pushing them deeper each time.

Starlight watched with intent fascination at the dexterity of the individual fingers each moving independently. She looked at her own hoof and tried to imagine what it would be like to have such a limb.

Sunset squeezed her pinkie finger in with the rest as her thumb continued to play with her clit while she stretched herself further. Sunset loved the use of her fingers, but longed for her magic. Without it, she was limited to only her manual stimulation. And her arm was only so long. She reached as far as she could and strained her wrist to get the tip of her thumb just inside her opening. It was the best she could hope for on her own.

"Okay, I think I'm ready," Sunset said. She rolled onto her belly and lifted her butt up. Behind her, Starlight pulled the dildo from her own pussy. It was plenty well lubricated from her own wetness, and slick with Sunburst's thick white cum now coating it. She brought to relatively blunt tip to Sunset's human vagina. Guiding it with her hoof, Starlight helped to spread Sunset's pussy with her magic. With a bit of twisting and pushing, they were able to get the tip to pop inside her opening.

"OH yes!" Sunset gasped into the bedding. Starlight slowly pushed more of it into her, curious to see just how much would be able to fit. About half-way, she felt a resistance.

"I think you're full."

"No, no. Let me," Sunset said, reaching back with her hand to push it in herself. She placed her free hand under her belly. She took three slow, deep breaths. Each time, her pussy swallowed more and more of the stallion phallus. After the third time, she felt a twinge in her tummy where the bulge pressed against her hand. She had managed to get two-thirds of it in, stopped at last by her unyielding cervix. "There," she panted, "That's as much as I can take."

"That's still really impressive."

"Thanks."

Starlight took the dildo with her hoof and began to work it in and out of Sunset's very stretched pussy.

"Oh! I have missed this," Sunset moaned, fingering her clit as Starlight began to pump it faster.

Inside Rainbow Dash's fanfic, Moondancer stood outside of the fictional Tempal of Dume. Daring Do stood beside her.

"Rainbow Dash, we half two opin teh dore two get the idle. Than wheel save the werld," Daring Do said to her.

"Please kill me now," Moondancer muttered. "For the last time, I'm NOT Rainbow Dash!"

"Fur the dore too opin we half two do the secks richule!"

"We have to do the sex ritual for EVERYTHING in this book! Open a door. Unlock a chest. Lower a bridge. Everything is sex-powered!"

"Only the fastest, bestest, most awesomest Wonderbolt can wheeled the mitey Staff of Penitrayshun!" Daring Do held up the golden dildo to Moondancer.

"Oh joy. This again." Moondancer took the dildo from her as Daring Do presented herself to her. Moondancer plunged the plot device into the pegasus and unceremoniously began to work her like a butter churn.

"Yes! Yes! Your teh best at secks Rainbow Dash! I love you! Your making me orgazum!"

"At least one of us is enjoying this."

The heavy doors of the Tempal of Dume swung open, revealing the glittering idol inside.

"Rainbow Dash we did it! Are secks saved teh werld!" Daring Do said.

Moondancer grabbed the idol. It was an identical golden dildo.

"What the fuck! We already had one of these!" Moondancer cursed.

"Kiss me Rainbow Dash and we can be maryed and liv happyly ever after!"

"Oh for fuck sakes..."

"Oh, Starlight!" Sunset cried out as Starlight pumped the dildo into her. "I'm so close! Don't stop!" Starlight didn't slow down. Sunset's fingers were a blur on her clit, underneath. "Ah! Ah I'm cumming!" she moaned. Starlight stopped thrusting, unsure of a human body's fortitude. She waited to let her recover and not overstimulate her. After waiting a moment, she pulled it out of her stretched pussy. Her tightness wiped the dildo clean of any leftover stallion spunk. "That was amazing!"

In a flash of light, Moondancer reappeared out of the book on the nightstand. She looked at Starlight, on the bed holding a dildo, and the strange creature beside her.

"What the fuck chapter is this, now!?"

"Moondancer! It's Sunset Shimmer," Starlight said. "The modification to the mirror worked. This is what the creatures in the other world look like."

"Hey," Sunset breathed, still coming down from her orgasm.

The door to the bedroom opened. A groggy Trixie had just awoken from her drugged sleep, only to see a strange creature in the next bedroom

"AHHmfff!" Trixie's scream was stifled by Moondancer's hoof.

"No. No more screaming," Moondancer said. "This is Sunset. This is what the creatures on the other side of the mirror portal look like."

"It's a parallel universe where there's another version of each of us that look like this," Sunset explained. Trixie relaxed. Moondancer freed her from her grasp once she was sure she wouldn't scream any more.

"So you're saying that there's another Trixie on the other side of the mirror?"

"Yes. I've met her," Sunset said, before she even realized her mistake in telling her. Trixie turned and ran downstairs.

"Oh, Trixie, you're awake-" Twilight tried to say as Trixie ran past the dining room.

"Stop her!" Sunset shouted from upstairs. But it was too late. Trixie dove into the mirror portal. Starlight ran downstairs along with Moondancer.

"We need to disable the modification on the mirror," Starlight said while Sunset tried to navigate the stairs barefoot. As soon as they turned it off, Sunset flashed in a brilliant light, turning back into a unicorn completely.

"Well, I know Trixie must be going through the same thing we did," Twilight said to Sunset, each remembering when they first transformed into a human for the first time.

"Should we go after her?" Sunset asked.

"Yes!" Twilight said, sitting down at the table. "But after dinner. I'm hungry."

~~~~~

"Mmm! Delicious!" Twilight complimented as she wiped her mouth with her napkin. It had been a significantly less noisy dinner without the azure showmare.

"Thank you," Starlight said. "What did you two think?"

"Very filling," Moondancer agreed.

"I'm glad I'm a pony again," Sunset said. "I'm not sure my human palate would have cared for hay fries."

"Oh?" Moondancer asked with a quizzical expression. "What do humans eat?"

Sunset and Twilight exchanged a nervous look.

Crispy Bacon. Juicy Steak. Succulent Veal. Savory, Deep-Fried Chicken Flesh.

"Oh, you know, normal things," Sunset said. "Right Twilight?"

"Oh, yes, normal things like... vegetables and... salad, and..."

-FLASH-

"...AND ALL THE PEANUT-BUTTER CRACKERS YOU COULD EVER WANT!" Trixie said stepping out of the mirror with-

"Oh no," Twilight groaned, "Now there's two of them."

The One

The next morning, Twilight awoke in her bed, alone. She got up and walked to the next room to find out who would be helping her with breakfast. But she found that both of the other bedrooms were empty. She trotted downstairs. Sunset was already on the couch in the living room, sipping a cup of coffee. Moondancer sat at the kitchen table chewing on a bagel.

"Good morning," Sunset greeted.

"Good morning," Twilight replied. "Where are Starlight and Trixie?" she asked. Sunset shrugged.

"They never came back in from last night," Moondancer said. "I would presume that they are still in Trixie's caravan, parked outside."

"Oh." Twilight stood there for a moment, unsure of what to do.

"Do you want me to go check on them?" Sunset asked.

"No, no. I'll take care of this," Twilight said. She trotted out of the front door and made her way over to Trixie's wagon. She lifted her hoof to knock at the door, but paused at the last moment. She made her way around the side to the small window. The curtain was drawn, but there was a small space where she could see inside. Trixie was asleep in her disheveled bed. Starlight laid beside her with her hoof draped across the azure mare. Twilight walked back to the door. It was mid-morning, and she had a lot of plans for everypony. She needed to gather them all around the table inside to discuss them. She knocked and waited, giving them a few moments to rouse. The Groggy and Half-Awake Trixie opened the door a just crack.

"Yes?" she asked as she rubbed the sleep from her eyes.

"Trixie, I've got a great plan for today, and I need everypony all together. So I need you and Starlight to come back inside," Twilight said.

"Oh, uh, Starlight isn't here," Trixie said with a blush. "Why don't you search the castle and I can look around town?" Twilight rolled her eyes.

"Starlight, I know you're in there," Twilight said past Trixie. "Not to ruin the surprise, but I need everypony for the big 'final challenge'!" Trixie gave Twilight a strange look.

"What final challenge?" she asked.

"Why, the big group orgy, of course!" Twilight said with a gleeful smile as she clapped her hooves. Starlight nudged Trixie aside and opened the door.

"Um, Twilight, about that," Starlight said as she rubbed her neck. "Trixie and I got to talking last night-"

"Among other things," Trixie said with a smirk.

"Trix, not right now," Starlight said. "We got to talking and we realized that... you were right. About Trixie and I. About the way we feel about each other."

"Oh?"

"At first it was just a physical thing," Starlight explained. "She was an outlet with my pent-up frustration with your obliviousness to my advances."

"And Starlight was my Mini-Twilight," Trixie said.

"And I get why she was infatuated with you," Starlight continued. "I mean, I was too. But she doesn't have the same love-hate relationship with me. For me it's just... love. So we've both decided to drop out of your Tryouts."

"Oh?"

"But it doesn't mean I'm not grateful about everything," Starlight said. "Your help, and guidance and... for helping us realize our true feelings for each other. And, I mean, just look at her!" Starlight said, stepping aside. Trixie did a quick flourish of her mane and tail as she turned in place. "She's sexy in an obvious way."

Twilight sucked in a breath through her teeth. "Yeah..." she admitted. "She is... But could you come back inside, just for this? Or at least, Trixie? Even if we aren't going to be in a relationship, I'd still like a chance to..." Twilight trailed off, making an implying gesture "with you." Starlight moved to step between them, but Trixie stopped her with her hoof, holding her back. Trixie turned to Twilight.

"Twilight... not to be mean about it but... you had your chance," Trixie said. "You had several. But Starlight and I are in love now. We're done with your Tryouts. We played our part. You played your game. And, frankly, You give love a bad name." Trixie and Starlight stepped back inside and closed the door. Leaving Twilight standing outside the wagon.

"Oh."

Twilight stepped away from the caravan and turned to walk back inside the castle. She felt like she's been shot through the heart. She had tried to come to expect the unexpected. Especially with everything that had been going on all week. Especially with Trixie. She had tried to envision every possible outcome to her Tryouts. What would happen with everypony by the end. Where they would go if she hadn't chosen them. Who they would go with. She honestly should not have felt surprised that Starlight and Trixie ended up together. She predicted that would be the case if she didn't pick either of them.

But what she did not predict was being beaten to the punch. She had practiced all of her break-up speeches for each pony. She had mentally practiced letting each of them down. She had a plan. But she never even conceived that she would be on the receiving end of the rejection.

"I wasn't prepared for this."

But there was still Sunset and Moondancer. Moondancer had a lot of history with Twilight. And she could always try to curb Moon's more... exotic kinks. But she adored her strong personality. She wanted her to be the lead in the relationship. And although Sunset wasn't as dominant, Twilight could help to improve that too, with time. She didn't have Moondancer's prowess with magic, but Twilight could become her teacher. She could be her new Starlight. And this time, Twilight would not be blind to their relationship. With renewed conviction, Twilight walked inside.

"Alright girls! I've got some news, and a big plan for all of us. Today we're going to-" Twilight stopped in mid-step. Moondancer was in the middle of packing a bag. Sunset walked into the room with her own bag. "What's going on here?" Moondancer and Sunset exchanged looks.

"Um, well, the thing is," Sunset began. "It's insane what you miss about being a human. I miss having hands, and fingers. I miss my car. My house."

"But- but you said that you came back because you missed being a pony. Because you loved me. But, the pony me," Twilight said.

"I did. I mean, I do. Sort of," Sunset said. "But I think I was more in love with the idea of you. When you came to the other world after me, you took charge and saved everyone. You saved me." Twilight smiled. Sunset smiled back. "And when I came back, you took charge and made this whole... game. You told everypony exactly how it was going to be and that excited me. But I don't know where that pony went when we were in your bedroom."

"Sunset..." Twilight tried.

"No, no, it's okay. I get it," Sunset said. "You're a princess. You have to be in charge. That's like, your job now. You have to step up. You have to make the decisions. And that's not what you want to have to do in a personal relationship. You'd rather take a break from leading and let somepony else take charge for once. Tell me I'm wrong."

Twilight didn't reply.

"But that pony is not me, Twilight. And I never will be," Sunset said. Twilight's head drooped.

"...I know."

"The other Twilight didn't have leadership forced on her. She strove for it. She has that drive to push herself. She may be human, but she's the lover I need. And I'm sorry that you had to go through all this for me to learn that."

"I- I understand," Twilight said. She looked at Moondancer. "And you?"

"I'm going with her," Moondancer said. "I'm curious to see this 'human world'."

"But you won't have your magic."

"Sunset's enchanted journal works over there," Moondancer said. "My enchanted book should still work as well. And besides, I'll be going in my pony form."

"And how are you planning on pulling that off?" Twilight asked.

"The device on the mirror."

"I mean, how do you plan on being there as a pony?"

"She'll be posing as my pet," Sunset said.

"Pet-play excites me," Moondancer said.

"But I thought you said you didn't want to be the dominant one," Twilight said.

"Oh, I have no intention of being the pet," Moondancer said. "It might be our cover story. But once my human slave gets home from work, I'll be the one calling the shots." She gave Sunset a sly look.

"Besides," Sunset said, "You still have Starlight and Trixie vying for you. So there's that." Sunset stepped through the portal. Moondancer adjusted the toggle on the mirror for her to keep her pony form.

"And Trixie is sexy in an obvious way," Moondancer said before walking through, herself. The mirror shimmered and hummed before falling silent and still. Twilight stood alone in the castle. It suddenly felt far too large and quiet for just one pony.

"...Shit."

That evening, in Canterlot Castle, a lavender pony entered the throne room.

"Twilight!" Celestia greeted enthusiastically.

In what might have been mistaken for a prolonged bow, her head hung low as she walked slowly toward Princess Celestia. Anticipating a sensitive topic of discussion with her former student, she did not want prying ears.

"Guards, leave us," Princess Celestia commanded, waving them away with her gold-clad hoof. The guards exited as Celestia's gaze drift up past the approaching guest, looking for her companion. "Shall we be expecting a happy announcement, Princess Sparkle? Whom did you choose?" she asked.

"Nopony."

"Still choosing?"

"No."

"Do you intend to have a harem?"

"No. Is Spike around?" she asked, deflecting the questions.

"He has not left my sister's chambers since he arrived."

"Excuse me. I just came to let him know that... that he can come home now." Twilight dismissed herself and left. She walked down the hallway to Princess Luna's bedchambers. She prepared to knock when she heard voices inside.

"You're right! I don't need Rarity! This is so much better!"

"Yes! Keep going! I'm almost there!"

"I'm trying!"

"Faster!"

"I'm coming!"

"Inside! Do it inside!"

Twilight threw open the door. Spike and Luna were going at it. They were side by side, playing Mare-io Kart. Spike drove into the track's tunnel and threw the turtle shell. It ricocheted off of the tunnel walls and hit the player in the lead as he and Luna completed the race in first and second place.

"Um, Spike?" Twilight said from the doorway. Spike turned and looked at her.

"Oh, Hey Twi. Are you all done with your Tryouts?" he asked. She nodded. "Great! Who did you pick?"

"Can... can I talk to you out here for a minute?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah, sure," Spike answered, setting the controller down. Stepping out into the hallway he closed the door. "So? What's up? Is it safe for me to come home?"

"Yeah, it... I..." Twilight trailed off. "I didn't pick anypony."

"You rejected them all? That must have been tough for you," he said.

"Actually, they all left," she said.

"Oh. Oh. That's worse."

"Yeah. I came to talk to Celestia. But I wanted to let you know that it was over."

"Okay." Spike waited for Twilight to keep talking. Twilight just stood there for a minute, shuffling her hooves, unsure of what to say next. Spike broke the silence. "What is it?"

"I don't know," Twilight said. "Was there a lesson here that I was supposed to have learned?"

"I dunno. A pony in your bed is worth two in the bush? Be more honest with your lovers? Be more decisive? Maybe don't be a greedy bitch?"

"Spike!"

"Hey, look who you're asking!" Spike fumed. "You had four mares pining after you, and you're complaining to me. Me!"

"Okay. I guess I brought that on myself." Twilight sighed. "What happened? It used to be all so simple. Why did it all go so wrong?"

"Because you didn't take my advice," Spike said, trying not to sound smug. "When I told you it was going to be a train wreck. Why do you think I got the hay out of Dodge?"

"That's it? I should take you advice more often?" she asked.

"Couldn't hurt."

"I meant, what was the life lesson about all of this?"

"I don't know. I guess, too many waifus will screw up your life-fu?" he suggested.

"Well, it rhymes. So I guess that's the lesson," Twilight said with resignation.

"So, back home, is my bedroom..." He trailed off and scratched the back of his head. "Eh, how do I put this... Not sticky?"

"I... I might need to give it a once-over," Twilight said. Spike could see the sun getting low outside the window. He sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Well, I'll spend another night here while you clean up your mess. I'll be home some time tomorrow ," he said. He turned and went back into Luna's bedroom. "Ready for another round?" he asked Luna as he closed the door.

"We've put in Fighting Is Magic!" Luna said.

"Well, get ready to have your plot pounded!"

Back in the throne room, Princess Celestia watched Twilight walk into the throne room again with her head hung low. Celestia descended the stairs from the throne and met her in the middle of the otherwise-empty room. Twilight flopped her haunches down onto the carpet in front of Celestia.

"I didn't choose anypony," Twilight said to the floor. "I didn't reject anypony. They all left. Everypony rejected me," Twilight reported. Celestia sat beside her and wrapped her wing around her.

"No. Not everypony." Twilight wiped her bloodshot eyes and looked up at Celestia. Celestia looked down at Twilight with that warm smile that always made everything all better. "I never doubted that you would find The One for you. The One pony that has always been there for you when you needed them most. The One that has always loved you. The One that had forsaken all others and waited for you to realize that..." Celestia pulled her closer to her, "they were The One for you, just as you are The One for them."

"Princess!?" Twilight scoffed. Celestia just smiled.

"Yes, Twilight," she answered.

"You- but, but why didn't you tell me?" she asked.

"That would have been unfair of me. To you, and to your suitors at the time."

"But- what about you?" Twilight asked. "How could you just let me... date like that if you felt that way? Didn't you- didn't that upset you?" Celestia smiled.

"Twilight, of course it hurt to see you do that as I felt that way for you. But it was my choice. It was my pain, and burden to bear. My dear, you are going to find that, as a princess, one of the key virtues to have is patience. Particularly if you are an immortal princess," she said. "Why do you think I made you an Alicorn?" she asked.

"Because of merit?" Twilight asked. Celestia snorted.

"Oh Twilight, I like playing pretend too."

"But you said you could never take a suitor."

"I could never take a mortal suitor, Twilight. I couldn't bear to outlive another spouse again. I feared that I would have to wait your would-be-wife's lifetime for you to realize that. After your partner had passed, I would have been there to console you. And if you took another spouse, I would have waited again. And I would have consoled you again. But I would have. I would have waited an eternity for you. Because I love you." Her large, alabaster wings enclosed them in a warm canopy of feathers.

"Celestia-"

"I would be yours, Twilight, if you would have me," Celestia breathed, erring closer to Twilight's face. Their whole world was inside of Celestia's enclosed wing. "If you would be mine?"

Of all the questions she'd been asked, or asked of herself, none had she known the answer for, with such certainty as this.

"...Yes."

Celestia closed the distance as her lips met Twilight's. All of Twilight's doubt and fears melted away. She could feel Celestia's warm breath against her cheek. She dared to open her mouth first. Celestia was happy to oblige the signal. Their tongues danced and played over one another inside their mouths. Celestia could hear Twilight's hurried panting in her ears inside the small space. Luna opened the throne room door.

"Tia, you need to lower the suuUUH-never-mind!" Luna spun on her hoof and walked back out, closing the door behind her.

The sunset could wait a little longer.

The Sun had waited long enough.

Author's Note

"Spike," Luna said as she walked back into her bedroom, "my sister is going to be a while. We have time for another round of coitus."

"Alright. But I get to be on top this time."

"Prithee, my dragon, but what is it about us that thou finds most attractive?"

"You're voice, actually. There's just something familiar about it."

Cloptional: Son of Sun

Instructions for reading:

Do not.

"My place or yours?" Twilight Sparkle asked her lover. She wrote the words onto a small, enchanted chalk board. It was a running joke for the couple. Each had a castle. And neither could leave one for the other in a permanent way. But it didn't mean that they always slept alone. To the contrary. Often it meant an overnight stay. Usually Twilight would stay in Canterlot for the night. Other times...

"Yours," Princess Celestia's reply appeared on Twilight's chalkboard tablet. "Just as soon as I lower the sun." Twilight read the words and squealed with delight. She got up from her desk chair and walked over to the window of her castle in Ponyville. She looked to the silhouette of Canterlot, perched on the side of the mountain to the north. Twilight waited and tried to will the sun to set just a little sooner. But just as with boiling water, watching only served to make it take longer.

Twilight let out a flustered huff and trotted downstairs to the living room. She paced a bit until the diffuse light coming through the crystal windows dimmed to dusk. Twilight scurried onto the couch and took a seductive pose. After a moment, there was a flash of bright yellow light. Celestia teleported into the room. Behind the couch.

"Twilight?" Celestia called out. Twilight scrambled and climbed around on the couch to face her.

"Right here." Celestia turned to face her, greeting her with a kiss. Spike appeared at the top of the stairs.

"Here tonight, again?" he asked. Neither mare broke the kiss to acknowledge him. "Alright, fine!" Spike went back to his room and dug out his own enchanted chalkboard. After scribbling a few words, he vanished in a flash of blue magic. Celestia smirked.

"My sister has been quite congenial lately," Celestia commented. "I believe we have your number-one-assistant to thank for that."

"Don't make me think about that, please." Twilight said, trying to block out the mental image of Spike and Luna... getting busy.

"Alright. Tonight it's just you an me, my love," Celestia said as she kissed her again.

"Oh, by the way, look what I have!" Twilight said. She opened her bag and took out The Pony Sutra, giving it to her. Celestia smiled.

"Oh, we don't need this," she said.

"I just thought that it might give us some ideas to try," Twilight said with a coy grin. Celestia gave her back the book.

"Twilight, who do you think wrote that?" she asked. Twilight looked at author's name on the cover.

"Castiele," Twilight said. Celestia waited. Twilight sighed and smacked her forehead, recognizing the anagram.

"Let's not worry about any of this tonight," Celestia said. "Let's just have a nice, stress-free evening to ourselves." The mirror portal hummed and shimmered.

"Oh no," Twilight groaned. You just had to say it. Moondancer fell out of the mirror and Sunset Shimmer landed on top of her.

"Twilight! You- Oh, Princess Celestia!" Sunset did a quick bow, as did Moondancer. "Twilight, you've got to help me!" Sunset Shimmer said. "I'm pregnant!"

Twilight blinked for a minute, unsure of what Sunset meant by 'help'. She asked the most relevant question on her mind.

"Who is the stallion- er, father?" Twilight asked.

"You!" Sunset said.

"Um... no?" Twilight said. "You would need a stallion. And this may come as a surprise, but, I'm a mare."

"You're the only pony I've had sex with!" Sunset said. Twilight gave her a sideways look and then at Moondancer. "I mean, you're the only pony I've had sex with that had a penis!" Celestia gave Twilight a strange look.

"Futanari spell," Twilight explained. Celestia mouthed an 'ah' in understanding. "It was just that, Sunset. A futanari spell. And you can't get anypony pregnant with that spell, even if I wanted to. Even a full gender-change spell results in a sterile pony."

"She's right, Sunset," Celestia confirmed.

"I tried telling her," Moondancer said.

"But I AM pregnant!" Sunset said. "I took the test twice and a doctor confirmed it. Based on the timing, it has to have happened while I was here with you!" Twilight though a moment.

"And you swear that there is no possible way that you've been with another stallion- er, male?"

"Yes!"

"Okay, wait here," Twilight said.

Where are you going?" Sunset asked.

"To talk to the only pony that could cause a problem this big."

...

Outside, Twilight knocked on the door of Trixie's rocking caravan.

"Go away!"

"Trixie, open the door!"

"Twilight, you know the rules," Starlight's voice yelled, If the wagon's a-rock'n-"

"Open the damn door!" Twilight yelled. Starlight opened the door.

"This better be important!" Starlight said.

"Sunset is pregnant." Twilight said.

"Great. I'll send her a card," Starlight said. Twilight stopped her from closing the door.

"She got pregnant while she was here. Any idea how that could have happened? Trixie!? I'm looking in your direction!"

"Well I never!" Trixie balked. "What in the world makes you think I would do that?"

"What in the world make you think she could do that?" Starlight added.

"Starlight!" Trixie cried.

"I don't mean because of your magic. I mean because futa spells and gender-change spells don't make it possible to breed," Starlight explained. "There still has to be a real stallion with real sperm to... oh- oh SHIT!"

"What?"

"Sunburst!"

"Sunburst?"

"Sunburst visited while you were in Canterlot that week with Sunset," Starlight said. "He- I mean, we-" Twilight narrowed her eyes at her, feeling a bit betrayed. But it didn't answer he question. Sunburst and Sunset were never in the same bed. Hell, they were never in the same town.

"So why is Sunset pregnant, then!?" Twilight asked.

"When we... did it, he came inside. I used a contraceptive spell on myself, but... when Sunset came back we... shared a dildo. That must be how... it happened." Twilight groaned and rubbed the bridge of her nose. "What do we do?" Starlight asked. "I mean, what are we going to tell Sunset?"

"I'll talk to her," Twilight said. She closed the door and left the caravan. She walked back through the castle doors. Inside she could hear the happy sounds of laughter.

".... oh thank you, Princess! You're the best!" Sunset Shimmer said. She turned and saw Twilight coming back inside. "Twilight!" She trotted over and hugged Twilight. "It doesn't matter who the father is! This is going to be great!"

"Oh?" Twilight asked. Sunset wiped the tears from her eyes. They were tears of joy now.

"Princess Celestia said she would help with everything!" Sunset said excitedly.

"Oh?"

"Yes, Twilight," Celestia said. "Moondancer told me that when she and Sunset had entered their relationship, they were both ponies that did not want to have foals. So I have offered to adopt Sunset's foal. After all, you and I had talked about possibly adopting one day and... it seems that fate has given us a unique opportunity."

"Oh?"

"We could combine our foal-shower with your wedding-shower!" Sunset said. Twilight glared at Celestia.

"That announcement was supposed to be a surprise," Twilight said.

"Surprise!" Celestia said.

"And, Celestia said that once the foal is born, she would have Sunburst be our foal's Crystaler!" Sunset said. "I can't wait to see him again!"

"Again?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah!" Sunset said. "I haven't seen my brother in years!"

Double Date, Double Trouble

The magical portal in Twilight's castle shimmered and two pony Trixies stepped out of the mirror. They looked and sounded identical in every way. It was almost impossible to tell them apart.

Except for the fact that one of them was screaming.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"There is just not enough aspirin in the world for a headache as big as her," Moondancer mused, swallowing another tablet as she rubbed her temples.

"I'm sure there is, but I get what you mean," Starlight said.

Sunset and Twilight rushed over to the mirror to aid the screaming pony, each with personal experience in the traumatic transformation. When Trixie had gone to the human world, she was prepared in knowing what she would turn into. Obviously her human counterpart was not afforded the same courtesy for her trip to to Equestria.

The visitor continued to panic as she was surrounded by technicolor talking horses.

"Hey, Trixie, calm down. Everything's going to be okay," Sunset told her. "It's me, Sunset, and this is Twilight. Remember? We came through the mirror here and turned into ponies too," she said, not exactly lying.

The new pony suddenly became acutely aware of her nudity despite her fur and tail.

"Trixie," Twilight addressed the Equestrian local, "Could you lend her your cape for now?" she asked. Trixie gave her double her cape to shroud her modesty. She wrapped the cape around herself. The familiar material and patterning gave her the feeling of a security blanket. "Now tell me what happened."

"She did it!" both said in pitch perfect stereo, each Trixie pointing at the other accusingly.

"Shh!" Twilight silenced them both and pointed at the local. "You first."

"Trixie went through the mirror and was transformed on the other side," Trixie said. "And to find my alternate self, I looked for someone to recognize me and I asked them to bring me to 'my' home."

"That's... actually pretty clever," Sunset admitted.

"They gave me a ride in one of their horseless carriages-"

"They're called cars," the other Trixie corrected.

"And when I got to her home, I knocked on the door. Obviously she was surprised to see me."

"Obviously," Twilight agreed, recalling her own encounter with her human self.

"And one thing led to another... yada yada... after we finished, I offered to bring her back to my place," Trixie said.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Sunset said, waving her hooves. "Did you just 'yada yada' sex?" Both Trixies blushed.

"Well sure," Trixie admitted. "We were both on the same page about our plan if we ever encountered ourselves from the future or another dimension or something." The other Trixie nodded.

"Your plan, if ever you met... yourself, was sex!? You didn't bother to ask where she came from, or what the future is like?" Twilight asked, recalling the visit of her future self.

"Oh Twi," Trixie caressed her cheek with her hoof, "That's a little thing we call pillow talk."

"..."

"But as I was saying, after we finished, I offered to bring her back to my place," Trixie said.

"Heh, yeah. 'Your' place," Sunset muttered.

"Well then... Welcome to Equestria," Twilight formally greeted. "This is my castle. Sunset, you've met. Over there is Starlight Glimmer and Moondancer- hey what the hell!?"

Moondancer and Starlight were both up on the table, laying on top of one another in opposite directions, each licking the other's pussy. Moondancer lifted her dripping face from between Starlight's legs without lifting her own hips from Starlight's face for a break.

"We got bored," Moon said simply before resuming her wet cunnilingus.

"Mfhffnn," Starlight's muffled voice greeted into Moondancer's pussy.

"..."

"So, yeah, that's the tour," Twilight finished, turning back to Trixie. "But unfortunately, you can't stay here."

"Aww, why not!?" the local Trixie complained. "Just think of all of the illusions we could do for my magic shows where I 'magically' disappear and reappear somewhere else!"

"Trixie, just because you haven't figured out teleportation, doesn't mean you can just grab an alternate version of yourself from another dimension for your show," Sunset said. Trixie went over to her other self.

"But here, you can use real magic!" she said, "Like, you can move things- with your mind!" levitating an apple from the table. The other Trixie crossed her eyes, looking up at the horn on her own forehead. She clenched her eyes and concentrated, trying to force her own magic to happen.

-Brrt-

"It was her!" both accused each other of the flatulence.

"Trixie, look," Sunset coached. "Just relax, and... imagine that you have a third arm. Just imagine in your mind a third arm, reaching out and taking a hold of the apple." Trixie took a deep breath and relaxed, closing her eyes and focusing on Sunset's words. To everypony's surprise, her horn glowed, and she levitated the apple over to her.

"See!" Trixie said. "She's a natural!"

"Oh... wow," the other Trixie breathed, looking at the apple floating in front of her.

"That's great, but Twilight's right," Sunset said. "She has to go back to her own world." The visitor's magic faltered, causing the apple to fall to the floor.

"Yeah, I uh, I have a couple of exams coming up that I need to study for," she said.

"Aww, just one night?" Trixie begged. The other Trixie shrugged.

"I guess I could," she said. "It'd be like a sleep-over."

"Ugh! Fine!" Twilight resigned. "But she has to go back tomorrow morning!"

*Squee* Trixie took her guest by her hoof, pulling her along upstairs. "Come on! Let me show you my room!" she said, with her guest in tow.

"So it's her room now, huh?" Twilight asked nopony in particular. Sunset just shrugged and took Twilight's hoof.

"Show me your room?" she asked with a coy smile. Twilight walked with her upstairs.

"Clean up when you're done," Twilight called down to the two still writhing on the kitchen table.

Twilight led Sunset into her bedroom and closed the door. She directed her up onto the bed, and then joined her.

"So," Twilight began, excitedly, "what sort of lesbian stuff should we start with? We could sixty nine, like the girls downstairs, or maybe some scissoring, or maybe-" Sunset put a hoof to her lips, cutting her off.

"Actually, I was hoping that you might have a strap-on," Sunset said with a smirk.

"Oh, uh, well I don't have one, personally," Twilight said, looking around her room. "But I think Starlight might. I'm sure she'd let you wear it if you asked."

"Well, to be honest, I like it when somepony- er, I'd like it if you would take the lead," Sunset said.

"Oh. Okay." Twilight slid off the bed. "I'll go ask Starlight about borrowing it." She shuffled her hooves a bit before heading toward the door. She knew it was going to be an awkward request. But all things considered, the standard for social embarrassment had shifted quite a bit in the castle that week. Twilight trotted downstairs toward the kitchen. "Starlight I-"

Starlight was tied up on the kitchen table with an apron's straps binding her hooves. Her mouth was gagged with a dish towel. Moondancer loomed beside her, one of her hooves gripping her tail, pulling it aside. In her other hoof was an electric cake mixer, fitted with two rapidly spinning carrots, and aimed at Starlight's behind. Starlight looked up at Twilight. Her eyes were as wide as dinner plates. Moondancer followed her eyes and looked over at Twilight, standing there in shock. She turned off the mixer.

"Yes?" Moondancer asked.

"Uh, is everything okay?" Twilight asked.

"Hmm? Oh, yes things are going swimmingly," Moondancer said.

"Starlight?" Twilight asked. Starlight nodded. "Ooo-kay. Um, Can I borrow your strap-on?" She nodded again.

"Hin hi hight han," Starlight muffled through the gag.

"What?" Twilight asked.

" 'In her night stand', I believe was what she was trying to say," Moondancer explained. Starlight nodded.

"Oh, thank you."

"Hoah helhome," Starlight muffled. Moondancer's hoof gave her flank with a solid smack.

"SHUT UP SLUT!" Moondancer shouted. She gave her tail a firm yank and whirred the mixer back to full speed. Twilight made a quick exit and headed back upstairs. She trotted past her bedroom to go to Starlight's. She opened the door and stepped inside. Trixie, and her mirror counterpart were each laying beside each other on the bed in opposite directions. Both had her face between the other's legs.

"....My pussy tastes better."
"No, mine does!"
"No, mine does!"
"Twilight, come tell us who has the better tasting pussy!"

"Ignore me. I'm not here," Twilight said. She trotted over to the night stand and pulled open a couple drawers. The first had some books. " 'How to Hypnotize Friends and Influence Ponies'," Twilight read aloud as she dug through them. " 'The Equalist Manifesto', by Q. T. Marx. 'Mein Kampfy Chair'... 'Fifty Shades of Neigh'?"

"Trixie has read that one," a Trixie said. Twilight closed the drawer and opened the other. She just stood and marveled at Starlight's vast array of high-tech sex toys. Including the strap-on.

"Trixie, I found your missing wand," Twilight said, grabbing it. It was suspiciously sticky. She tossed to to the Trixies. She took the strap-on and closed the drawer.

"Ooh, Twilight!" one of the Trixie's said. "Are you going to see which of us has the tighter pussy? Spoiler alert, it's mine."
"No, it's mine!"
"No, it's mine!"
"Not after taking horse cocks your whole life! Mine is!"
"You're one to talk after taking my whole fis-"

"Shut up! Shut up, BOTH of you! By the stars I don't care!" Twilight yelled and stormed out, slamming the door closed. Twilight huffed and stamped down the hallway back to her own bedroom.

"Is everything okay?" Sunset asked as Twilight stepped into the bedroom and closed the door. "I heard yelling."

"It's fine." Twilight huffed as she wrestled with the straps of the wearable phallus. "It's just that Trixie- well, the Trixie's were-" Sunset lifted a hoof to hush her.

"Say no more. I understand," Sunset said as she watched Twilight try to put on the strap-on. "Do you need help?"

"Uh, yeah," Twilight admitted. Sunset trotted over and began to help Twilight disentangle herself from the knotty mess she'd gotten herself into. "Hey Sunset, I've actually got a better idea." With a flash of magic, Twilight's body glowed for a moment. "Ta-da!" She did a little flourish. "What do you think?"

"Of what?" Sunset asked. Twilight looked at herself and rolled her eyes.

"Sunset, could you get up on the edge of the bed, please?"

"Yeah, sure." Sunset sat at the edge of the bed. "What are you- Oh, Twilight!" Sunset gasped as Twilight buried her face between Sunset's legs, eagerly licking her pussy. "Wha- what did that spell do? T-turn you into a horny mare in heat?" Twilight lifted her wet snout from between her legs.

"Not a horny mare..." Twilight trailed off. She took a step back a lifted her leg to show off her new appendage. It was the same lavender purple as her fur, mottled with violet splotches that matched her mane.

"Twilight!" Sunset breathed, watching her new stallionhood rapidly growing from tasting a mare's pussy.

"Thought you might prefer the real thing," Twilight said, beaming with pride. She shifted her hips a bit, causing her turgid shaft to sway side to side. Sunset climbed off the bed and walked in a small circle around Twilight to look at her new form from all angles. She was still a mare. She even still had her vagina. But hanging just below it, sprouting from where her clit had been, was a full-size penis. "Care to take it for a ride?" Twilight asked seductively. Sunset just nodded and put her hooves up onto the edge of the bed.

Twilight walked up behind her as Sunset lifted her tail for her. She instinctively mounted her, her penis bobbed a throbbed upwards, seeking her entrance. Twilight guided it with the aid of her magic, bringing it to bear against Sunset's wet pussy.

Sunset leaned on the mattress, holding a pillow under her cheek. She could feel the weight of Twilight on top of her. She could feel the warmth of her belly against her back. She could feel the tip of the penis prodding at her marehood. She'd missed this. She'd missed this more than she would have ever admitted as she recalled the sleepovers at Applejack's farm in the human world. And the secret trips out to the horse stables late at night.

Twilight pressed her hips forward, working the tip inside of her. They both moaned together as they each felt their unique sensations of the coupling. Sunset could feel the veiny, textured surface of Twilight's thick shaft as it slid deeper inside of her. Twilight could feel Sunset's warm, velvety tunnel wrapped snugly around her penis. More of Twilight's length slipped inside easily with Sunset's copious wetness until their hips met. Twilight hilted herself completely inside her. Her penis was enveloped entirely in Sunset's carnal embrace.

Twilight's futanari penis completely occupied Sunset's vagina. Her broad tip pressed with a gentle pressure against her cervix. Sunset felt so perfectly full as Twilight just held herself there. Each of them savored the sensation of the moment. The human Flash in the other world had left her wanting. And despite her preparations, her other form was painfully unprepared for Applejack's horse. But this! This was bliss.

Twilight moved slowly at first. She took long, tender strokes so that they each could focus on the feeling.

"This feels wonderful," Sunset purred.

"I know," Twilight replied. To Sunset, it was all the benefit of a real penis. Sure, some of the more expensive toys came close. But nothing could ever truly replace the feeling of a warm, pulsing, fleshy cock. But it was wielded by a mare. A mare that understood the patience of pleasing another mare properly. She didn't rush into the frantic rutting of an inconsiderate stallion. And for Twilight's part, the feeling was...

"What does it feel like for you?" Sunset asked out of genuine curiosity between breaths. Twilight found it difficult to even think, as most of her blood had abandoned one head for another. And in truth, it took all of her willpower to resist her stallion impulse to hammer away. Her mind struggled to articulate the sensations of having a penis into a way that a mare could understand.

"It's indescribable!" Twilight said as her teeth chattered. "It's- it's like my whole clitoris is being touched at the same time, but without being overstimulating."

"That sounds amazing!" Sunset said. She lifted herself off the bed a bit and looked under her. She could see Twilight's shaft moving in and out of her. "That looks like a lot of fun."

"It's the best kind of fun!" Twilight said.

"I wish I could do that spell," Sunset said. Twilight's eyes lit up.

"Me too!" Twilight said. She pushed off of Sunset with her hooves, pulling herself out. Her cock glistened with Sunset's wetness. Twilight took a deep breath and tried to focus on her magic. Sunset's body began to glow along with Twilight's horn. The spell completed with a flash. Sunset blinked and looked at herself, spinning quickly in place, chasing her tail as she tried to see any change. Twilight stopped her with a hoof. "Lay on the bed," she instructed. Sunset laid on her back at the edge of the bed. Twilight stood between her legs and lifted them up and apart. Sunset looked down at herself in disappointment. Above her pussy laid the sagging envelope of her sheath.

"Where is it?" she asked. Twilight answered only by rearing up and pressing her dick to Sunset's pussy again. She penetrated her with little difficulty and resumed her rutting. Sunset's question faded from importance as she felt Twilight inside of her again. Even so, her answer quickly became apparent amidst her pleasure. Her sheath bulged, and the tip of her golden-yellow shaft poked out. Twilight lifted a hoof and gently rubbed her sheath a bit while she humped her, coaxing it further, revealing patches of red coloration on her shaft. Sunset's eyes went wide as she looked down at her full erection laying along her belly, pointing menacingly at her face.

"Wow," she breathed.

"Yeah, I said the same thing the first time I cast it," Twilight said. Sunset's new penis lifted off of her belly each time it throbbed, in time with Twilight's thrusts. Sunset reached down with her hoof and grasped it.

"Ooh," she moaned, bringing her other hoof to join it. She tried to jack herself off with her two dry hooves. She winced and bit her lip. Twilight smirked at her amateur attempt.

"Here, let me show you," Twilight said. She pulled out and levitated Sunset with her magic onto the middle of the bed and climbed on with her, straddling her legs with her knees. She bent over and took Sunset's cock in her hooves. Sunset waited impatiently fro Twilight to begin jacking her off, but she just held it still.

"Twi, what are you-" Sunset was cut off when Twilight bent over and kissed Sunset's tip, eliciting a gasp. But Twilight didn't stop there. She opened her mouth and began to lick. She started at the tip and worked her way down her shaft and back up again. Once it was thoroughly wet, she began to use her hooves to work the shaft while she focused on licking and sucking the tip. "Oh my gosh!" Sunset gasped. She took a deep breath and swallowed nearly half of her shaft, taking it into her throat. Sunset could only paw at the covers and hold on as Twilight expertly blew her. She slid back off to get a breath of air. "This is the most amazing thing I've ever felt!" Sunset said. Twilight cocked an eyebrow at her.

"So far," Twilight added. Twilight laid back and shimmied toward Sunset as though they were going to scissor as mares. Sunset laid on one side, and Twilight face in the opposite direction. Twilight used her magic to angle Sunset's dick downward toward her. Twilight lifted her leg and slid herself toward her, guiding Sunset's dick into her marehood. Twilight was plenty excited, and it showed. Between that and her saliva on Sunset's dick, she was able to take her into her pussy with relative ease.

"Oh. My. Gosh!" Sunset squealed, feeling her new cock inside of a vagina for the first time. "It's- it's- ah!"

"I know, right?" Twilight said, angling her own penis downwards toward Sunset's pussy. Each of them were still slick from their coupling a moment earlier. Twilight pushed herself in as soon as she was lined up. Each futa penis was going into the other's vagina, as though their genitals were doing a sixty nine.

Twilight shifted herself closer and used her magic to pull Sunset toward her, each of their penises plunging deeper into the other until they were as close as their new anatomy would allow. Both of them began rocking their hips back and forth, trying to get some kind of rhythm.

Sunset frowned, finding that she didn't really have the leverage to get any range of movement. Her leg was getting tired, and the angle was uncomfortable. She looked over at Twilight and found that she seemed to have a similar expression.

"Uh, Twilight, this isn't really working," she said. Twilight tried to frantically move her hips but then stopped as well.

"Yeah. You're right," Twilight admitted. She pulled herself away. Each of them pulled out of the other and sprang free.

"Could you just go back to mounting me like you were before?" Sunset asked, rolling onto her belly and flagging her tail.

"Actually, I was hoping that you would want to mount me," Twilight said. "But I was trying to find a way for us to both be able to penetrate each other."

"Well, you could mount me first, and then I'll do you," Sunset offered. Twilight shook her head.

"That won't work," she explained. "If I mount you, and you orgasm during intercourse, you won't be able to mount me. You have the same refractory period as a stallion."

"What?"

"You'll have to wait after you cum, like a stallion. So, no multiple orgasms. And I wanted you to make me cum from mounting me," Twilight said.

"Likewise," Sunset replied. Each mare laid there at an impasse. Twilight's eyes scanned the room, landing on the strap-on on the floor.

"Ah ha! I have an idea!" Twilight announced. She climbed off the bed and disassembled the strap-on harness. She took the vibrating cock-ring off of the dildo, and then took the dildo out of the strap-on's securing ring. She turned the harness inside out. Her horn glowed, along with each of the rings. "There! That should work!" Twilight announced triumphantly. Sunset climbed off the bed and joined her.

"What should work?" she asked.

"Here! Put this on!" Twilight said, giving her the cock ring. Sunset regarded the simple, vibrating rubber ring, and levitated it under herself, slipping it onto her penis. Her penis went into one side of the ring, and vanished. Twilight squealed with delight. "Ha ha! It worked!"

Sunset looked under herself to see that, though she could still feel it attached to her, her penis was missing, forward of the ring. She looked up at Twilight. Twilight showed her the strap-on harness. It was inside out, and Sunset's red-and-gold penis was pointing inward from the securing ring.

"I linked the two rings to act as a portal! And now for the best part!" Twilight said. She slipped on the harness, aligning Sunset's penis with her marehood, pulling it upward, and into her. Sunset's legs quivered as she felt herself being remotely enveloped by Twilight's pussy.

"Twilight!" Sunset cried out. Twilight fidgeted with the strap-on harness, putting it on backwards. There was a well-placed hole for the mare wearing it. But backwards, it allowed her to stick her penis through. She pulled it the rest of the way on, pushing Sunset's section of penis completely inside her.

"Mmmore," Twilight purred, using her magic to push the cock-ring further down on Sunset's penis. More of her went through the portal, until all of her length was inside Twilight. Sunset's eyes crossed and her legs faltered. Twilight aimed her to fall against the edge of the bed. Sunset propped her hooves up on the edge of the bed as Twilight moved behind her. Sunset smiled into the blanket as she felt the warm weight of the other pony on top of her again. "Now you're fucking with portals."

"Hmm," Sunset moaned as Twilight penetrated her again. She could feel Twilight's shaft moving in and out of her. And each time she shifted in her harness, she could feel her own shaft moving a bit within Twilight. Sunset was only too happy to just lay there and be pleasured. But Twilight had other plans.

Sunset felt Twilight's hoof on hers. She took it and guided it down under her, placing her hoof on the cock ring. Twilight moved her hoof with hers, making her slide the ring up and down on her shaft. Sunset got the idea. The aura of her magic took over for her hoof. Both of Twilight's hooves gripped her waist for leverage. Sunset's hoof joined the other on the bed. Her magic moved the ring up and down her shaft in time with Twilight's thrusts. Twilight could feel Sunset inside the harness, moving in and out of her. Each mare enjoyed a duet of pleasures. Both felt the familiar sensations of being penetrated, but also being the one doing it from the other end.

Twilight could feel Sunset's pussy quiver around her shaft as she fucked her. At the same time, she could feel Sunset's cock throb even thicker inside her.

"Twi- I- I'm gonna-"

"Oh no you don't!" Twilight's magic took over on Sunset's cock ring, moving it at a blinding rate.

"OhohOH my GOSH!" Sunset cried out as her eyes rolled back. Twilight's hips were a blur as she frantically tried to catch up to Sunset's finish. "Ngh ngh ngh Twilight!" she moaned. Twilight was close when she felt Sunset's tip flare wider. She pulled the ring down her shaft as far as she could and held it there with all her might, forcing Sunset deep inside her. Twilight felt the first throb of Sunset's climax. Twilight gave a few last quick thrusts and felt herself cumming as well.

Twilight gripped Sunset's hips and pulled herself into her as hard as she could. She bent over her and bit her ear, pulling her head back to her. She released her ear and sucked on her horn. Each of them felt the other cumming inside of them. Each could feel the other's pussy quiver and tremble around their shafts as both their male, and female parts came. Sunset's cum dribbled out of Twilight's pussy, soaking the harness along with Twilight's marecum. Twilight kept Sunset bent over onto the bed. Sunset's marecum dripped down her legs. But Twilight made sure that her semen stayed deep inside the orange unicorn.

For a long while, neither pony moved. Finally Sunset groaned a bit.

"Twilight, can you take this ring off of me? It's getting a little uncomfortable." Twilight reached down and slowly pulled the cock ring off of Sunset's shaft. At the same time, she could feel it sliding out of her pussy. Her wide flare became caught inside the ring. But only for a moment. With a little effort, she was able to pull free. Her shaft flopped freely, dribbling a bit more of her semen onto the carpet. Twilight disabled the portal enchantment. The rest of Sunset's cum rushed out of Twilight, soaking the harness.

Twilight backed off of Sunset, pulling her cock out of her pussy with a wet 'plop'. Sunset lifted herself from the bed. A bead of white began to appear at her marehood.

"Uh uh!" Twilight said, pushing Sunset back down and using a tendril of her magic to push it back in. "That stays inside. No more mess from you." Sunset moaned under her.

"Twi! Let me up. I need to get something to drink."

"Ugh, fine!" Twilight huffed. Sunset stood up and Twilight's cum ran down her legs in white rivulets, making a puddle very similar to the one under Twilight. "The carpet is already ruined, I suppose." Twilight shuffled off the harness and straightened her tangled mane as best as she could. "Coffee?"

Twilight opened the bedroom door just as the two Trixies were storming past in the hallway. Twilight and Sunset followed them as they stomped down the stairs.

"I got you to cum first!" one yelled.

"No I did!" the other yelled back as they walked.

"Nuh uh!"

"Yeah huh!" They stood in front of the enchanted mirror.

"Fine! Be that way!"

"FINE!"

"Go back to your stupid human world with your stupid dexterous fingers and your big luscious tits!"

"And you can just stay here with your long, thick horn and big pony pillow ass!"

"Bitch!"

"Cunt!"

Both Trixies slapped the other in the face with their hoof, hard enough to leave a mark.

Then they kissed. It was the angriest kiss you've ever seen.

And then Trixie pushed Trixie through the mirror.

"Ugh!" Trixie fumed.

"Everything okay?" Sunset asked.

"What happened?" Twilight asked.

"UGH!" Trixie fumed louder. "That other Trixie is so obnoxious! She's so arrogant and narcissistic, and such a loud mouth! She's nothing like me."

"Oh no, not at all," Sunset said, causing Twilight's sarcasm meter to break.

"I just want to kiss her right in the face!" Trixie growled.

"You mean hit her?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah, that's what I said!" And then Trixie stomped out the front door, heading to her caravan.

"That is one confused pony," Sunset said as she shook her head. She turned and followed Twilight to the kitchen.

The kitchen looked like a scene from Revelations. Everything was destroyed. Absolutely everything. The kitchen table was obliterated. The entire room smelled like the locker room of a whore house. The floor was littered with every conceivable dick-shaped vegetable. Moondancer and Starlight sat on the floor on opposite sides of the room, leaning against the ruins of the cabinets. Both of them were splattered with all manner of unidentifiable fluids. Their fur was stained and their manes were plastered down. Their horns each had wisps of smoke drifting off of them.

"What in Tartarus happened in here!?" Sunset asked, looking at the carnage.

"We made that table our bitch," Moondancer said.

"Out! Both of you!" Twilight commanded. Starlight got up and shuffled out of the kitchen, heading toward the front door. "I'll go see about Trixie."

"I feel like I'll never be able to eat food made in this room again," Twilight groaned as Moondancer limped out of the kitchen. Her horn glowed as she cast the Restoration spell on the room, undoing all of the damage since the last time she'd placed the spell upon it. It was like it had never even happened. But Twilight knew. She would always know. She could not un-see what she had seen.

"And you were concerned about a stain on the carpet," Sunset joked. "I feel like I've missed out on something."

"Would you like to see?" Moondancer asked with a seductive wink as she walked past. Sunset grinned and followed her upstairs.

Twilight sighed and walked back up to her own bedroom to clean up. She went into her bathroom and drew herself a bath, lit a few candles and climbed in with a book on her stand beside the tub. She washed the grime of sex from her mane and tail and then opened the book while she soaked.

"Ah, books. My first love."