Sexual Adventures of Virgin Celestia

My name is Princess Celestia. Inside the boundaries of my kingdom, I am known as the Goddess of the Sun and co-ruler of Equestria. For over a millennium, I have led ponykind as a lamp of wisdom. Every morning I raise the sun, and every night I lower it. For my subjects, I represent the image of harmony, light, and peace.

And tonight, I’m waiting inside my bedchamber, about to lose my virginity.

To explain this rather… unprecedented and sudden event, I will have to tell a bit of a story.

It all started with the ascension of Princess Cadence. Until some years ago, I was different from my current person. Not just as everypony is different from their past self: in my case, there was a precise, definitive change and I would have never put myself in such a situation before that.

I have always known what I was supposed to do. The burden of carrying the sun was upon my shoulders as the guidance of pony kind as well. Equestria needed Princess Celestia, a ruler to turn to, a protector. Somepony who had to stay in charge, to put herself above the other. A mother, some may even say.

What I’m trying to say is, while I loved all my subjects as family, I never really felt like one of them and I never felt inclined to get intimate with anypony.

Not until I met Cadence. I suppose you all know the Princess of Love, Mi Amore Cadenza, but maybe not how she ascended to an alicorn. You see, there are two requirements to ascend: the first one is to getting close with the magic of Harmony, and the second is to fully understand and master one virtue. For Cadence, that virtue was love.

And for how she got in touch with Harmony, well…

It was a day like every other back then. I and my acquired niece Cadence were walking through the park, chatting about this and that. I don’t remember how, but our talk took romantic routes and, out of nowhere, she asked me if I ever had some past stories. From her reaction of bewilderment, I think she expected me to say yes.

I told her that, while I understood those thoughts, I never really experienced them. Not because I didn’t think that any stallion was at my level – I just... was alien to those feelings.

Cadence didn’t accept that as a possible answer, and she started to explain to me how love was clearly a part of me. I immediately saw that her eyes were glimmering with passion as she spoke. And soon, oblivious to her, her body started to get bright too.

I could only watch with my mouth agape as Harmony was flowing through her, inside and out. I knew that my niece was special, but this special? And her words… I can’t recall them now, but they were so inspiring and heartfelt…

*sigh*

Fine. Long story short, she really wanted me to experience love.

And then the flow of Harmony intensified, exploding from Cadence herself. A few seconds later, a pink alicorn was standing in front of me.

But that’s not all. Only what anypony would have seen if he or she happened to be there that day. There was something else, something not even I am totally sure of.

When Cadence transformed, exactly at the burst, the Harmony inside her had trailed in many shimmers and shot out in several different directions. I saw one of those rainbow-colored shimmers going right through me, into my chest. Into my heart.

Physically, I felt nothing strange, but I suspect that a seed was planted. A seed that grew with time as Cadence kept me company with her new title of “Princess of Love,” as I assisted Twilight’s formation, as I was reunited with my sister Luna, as Twilight wrote me about her studies in friendship, and as she became the fourth alicorn princess.

I think that the peak of this change was a few months ago. I was longing for a day of peace, and I thought it would be an interesting idea to disguise myself as a simple pony. A pegasus named Sunny Skies, who had traveled to Ponyville for a brief vacation.

It was such a wonderful day. I had the chance to meet Twilight and all her friends under a new stead, and I got closer to them by joining their activities. And when they recognized me, they agreed to not reveal my identity to anypony else and still pretend that, under the skin of Sunny Skies, I was just an ordinary pony.

Now, this part may seem unrelated to what is about to happen soon in this room but it’s quite the contrary. Even if in the end all my little ponies understood my longing for being one of many, Pinkie Pie saw right through it from the first moment.

Maybe, it was for that reason that I started visiting Ponyville. In particular, I often paid a visit to Pinkie Pie. She’s such a funny pony and it was just amazing how I felt free to talk with her, or how she was able to understand me.

However, yesterday, whilst we were sitting at Sugarcube Corner and talking, I said something about how I wished to have started going out in disguise earlier. Then, our subject slipped on the importance of trying new things. Then about first times and then, somehow…

Sex.

Pinkie Pie brought the conversation to sex.

Not that I was embarrassed, sex is something perfectly natural, but I had never had a conversation about it. Especially, not about me having sex.

Well, except for when I had “the talk,” when I was young, but that is unimportant.

Anyhow, we were talking about sex and I said, shamelessly, that I had never taken part in any sort of sexual activity. Hearing that, Pinkie Pie bolted up and jumped in the air shouting, “What?!” After that, she babbled uncontrollably about how having sex is basically hugging plus kissing plus loving plus grooving plus orgasm plus sometimes eating plus…

Cutting short, she advised me to have some.

And no. Before you start asking, Pinkie Pie has not become the Princess of Sex.

However, back to the chat we were having, she was talking quite loudly about why “Sex is soooo fun!” inside an open bakery and at some point one rather disgusted mare, who was in the restaurant with her son, started complaining to Mr. Cake. One thing leads to another, and the Cakes awarded Pinkie one week of extra vacation out of town, effective “immediately.”

At that point, Pinkie Pie had quite a bit of free time and she had been rather convincing with her speech, so… that’s how I ended up here, I guess. Sitting on my bed inside my private chamber, waiting for a party pony to enter so that I can give her something that I wasn’t even guarding for all this time.

I’m a little nervous. Not for the act itself, per se, but because I’m just about to get intimate with some other pony. There won’t be boundaries, nor titles. Just me and another pony. Completely exposed and vulnerable to each other.

It’s what I want, but I don’t quite know what’s going to happen.

My ears perk up as I hear a fast succession of knocks on my chamber door. This must be her. I let out a heavy sigh as I prepare myself for what’s about to begin.