Wishes From Liamby CAPTAIN YOSHI HDChaptersPinkie PieSpitfireCheerileeA GipsyPinkie PiePinkie Pie was rolling her body around the dirt of the Ponyville street humming to herself. Then, there was a flash of a small person wearing a green jacket and hat appearing out of nowhere. "Whoa!", Pinkie Pie said surprised. "Here, goldy, goldy, goldy.", the person in green said. "I know you're around here somewhere." "Hey, you don't look like a pony.", Pinkie Pie said looking the small person. "Are you a mutant?" "Who, me?", the guy asked. "No, no, no, I'm a leprechaun." "And I'm a pony.", Pinkie Pie said touching her chest. "Yeah, I can see that.", the leprechaun said. "Good for you." "Hey, who shrunk you, Mr. Mutant?", Pinkie Pie asked. "You look like you got out of the dryer." She giggled. "I'm not a mutant, I'm a leprechaun, and I'm looking for me pot of gold.", the leprechaun said. He often loses track of it wherever he goes. Pinkie Pie sat down on her butt and revealed the pot of gold in the color of green. "You mean this thing?", she asked. "Blast, how did I miss that?", the leprechaun asked himself. "Alright, silly pink pony, what do you take for me pot of gold?" Pinkie raised an eyebrow. "Huh?", she asked. "What are you talking about?" "The gold.", the leprechaun said. "What are you waiting for?" "Oh, I want a pot of gold.", Pinkie said. "No, you don't get the pot of gold, I get the pot of gold.", the leprechaun said. "But, tell you what, I'll give you three wishes for it. How about that?" "Three wishes?", Pinkie said. "Okie Dokie Lokie." "Alright then.", the leprechaun said. "What's your first wish?" "I wish for a pot of gold.", Pinkie said. "No!", the leprechaun yelled. "You can't have the gold, the gold is mine! You can wish for something else, something less goldy. Like a-- What do you like the most?" "Oh, a strawberry shortcake.", Pinkie said. "A strawberry shortcake, you're going to get a big belly for that much sugar.", the leprechaun chuckled. "You got it!" The cake on a plate appears in Pinkie's arms. "Yay!", she said cheerfully. She began eating it. "Alright, simmer down now.", the leprechaun said. Pinkie didn't listen, she was still eating the cake. "Ok, what's wish number two going to be?", the leprechaun asked. Pinkie still didn't listen, she was licking the frosting off the plate. "Hey, come on!", the leprechaun said clapping his hands. Pinkie finished the cake and threw the plate behind her. "Sorry, I got carried away.", she said. "Alright, two more wishes, then your wishing's done and I have me gold.", the leprechaun said. "So, what's number two?" "I wish I have another cake.", Pinkie said. "You already got your cake, you can't wish for it twice, there are rules, missy.", the leprechaun said. "I wish for one billion wishes.", Pinkie said. "No, you can't wish for more wishes, that's against the rules to.", the leprechaun said. "I wish there weren't so many rules.", Pinkie said. "You can't wish for that either!", the leprechaun snapped. "Then I got nothing.", Pinkie said crossing her front hooves. "Oh come on, you can have anything you want in the world.", the leprechaun said. "You can have a sun hat, lady glasses, a swim suit, or even marshmallows shaped like diamonds, horseshoes, and stars." "Nah, marshmallows make me gassy.", Pinkie said ripping gas out of her butt. She laughed. "You are a ridiculous little idiot!", the leprechaun shouted. "I'm offering everything you want in the world for that pot of gold and you won't listen!" "I just want another cake.", Pinkie said. "Forget about the cake for two seconds!", the leprechaun said. "Pot of gold?", Pinkie asked. The leprechaun screams in frustration. "Keep it!", he shouted. "Forget it, I don't even want it anymore!" "Whoa, take it easy, little mutant.", Pinkie said. "I'm not a little mutant, I'm a freaking leprechaun, and you're an annoying galloping creature that I've ever met in all of me days!", the leprechaun shouted. "Fine.", Pinkie snarled. "I wish you had your pot of gold so you can stop being so angry." She threw the pot of gold at the leprechaun. The leprechaun tried to catch it, but it smashed him instead. Pinkie gasped. "Whoa.", she said. "Sorry, little mutant. You okay? Little Mutant? Little Mutant?" She sighed. "Oh, I liked Little Mutant to. Oh well." SpitfireThe leprechaun flashed into another world after the pot of gold fell on him. "Aw crap!", he screamed. Then, he realized he wasn't where he was anymore. "I'm alive. I'm alive!", he laughed. Then, all of a sudden, a sign appeared. "Oh crap." The leprechaun went to his boss's office talking about what happened earlier. "Let me guess: you lost another pot of gold.", the boss said. "Um... not exactly, Sir.", the leprechaun said. "There was this giant silly pink pony, and she was so annoying, and she was paying fair." "Save it, Liam, I heard it all before.", the boss said. "Look, I know you are two hundred years old, but sooner or later, you have to harnest your powers." "Yes, Sir.", Liam said. A new pot of gold appeared on the boss's desk. "Here's your new pot of gold and start at another place you can find." "Yes, Sir.", Liam said. "You can count of me." He snapped his fingers and the gold disappeared. "Aw crap." He disappeared as he snapped both of his fingers. "Oh, by the stars in heaven.", the boss said to himself. "I could tell it's going to be a very long day, but thank god I have whiskey." He laughed as he brought a bottle of whiskey to his hands." Meanwhile, on a cloud, a Pegasus named Spitfire found the pot of gold. "Oh, what do we have here?", she thought. "Must be my lucky day, I can buy a lot of drinks as I want now." Liam flashed on the cloud in front of the Pegasus. "Um, excuse me, Ma'am, that's my pot of gold.", he said. "Finders keepers, dumquad.", Spitfire said hoarding the gold. "Just who do you think you are talking to?", Liam asked. "A dumquad.", Spitfire said. "You have a problem with that?" "Never mind that.", Liam said. "How about we make a trade, you can give me back that pot of gold and I'll give you three wishes." "Sure, whatever.", Spitfire said. "Lets do this.", Liam said. "I wish for some work out weights.", Spitfire said. "No problem.", Liam said snapping his fingers. Two weights appeared in a flash, on the sides they said 'colty'." "Hold it, these are colty weights.", Spitfire said. "Why would you ask for them?", Liam asked. "You don't have any hands." "Fine, I guess they don't do.", Spitfire said. "That's right, they don't do, because you have no hands.", Liam said. "Alright, for my second wish, I want a date with Thunderlane.", Spitfire said. "A date with Thunderlane.", Liam said. "You got it!" But, the real Thunderlane didn't show up, a picture of him only appeared. "This is a picture of him.", Spitfire said. "What is wrong with your powers, brah. You're not good at granting wishes, are you?" "I'm just fine with it, thank you very much.", Liam said. "Now, what is your final wish going to be?" "Alright, all my life, I have been searching for that one friend. That one pal that will never leave you, be loyal to you, and love you for who you are, no matter what.", Spitfire said at from the heart. "Mr. Dumquad,--" "I'm not a dumquad, I'm a leprechaun.", Liam said. "Mr. leprequad, I wish for a parakeet.", Spitfire said. "I'm sorry, a what now?", Liam asked. "A parakeet.", Spitfire repeated. "A yellow Pegasus like you wants a pet parakeet?", Liam laughed. "That's priceless." "Hey, you said I can have whatever I wanted.", Spitfire said. "Don't go back on a deal." "Alright, I get you one.", Liam said. He stopped and whispered to himself. "You always have trouble with parakeets, you can do this, Liam." He snapped his fingers. "You got it!" A parakeet appeared and grabbed the pot of gold with it's feet. He squawked. "None shall have this pot of gold, all belongs to me, and I'm not trying to rob you.", he said as he flew away with the gold. Liam watched the creature fly away with his pot of gold. "No, clearly, you're not trying to rob me, obviously.", he said. "What was I thinking?" CheerileeCheerilee was laying down on her large towel in the sun, she was trying to get a sun tan, but it wasn't coming to her. She had her front hooves behind her head and her right hoof over her left hoof. She lifted her head up and looked at herself. "You got to be kidding me.", she groaned. "I probably should've put too much sun tan lotion on my whole body, I've been here for forty-five minutes and I don't have a sun tan yet." Then, magic flashed behind her, she turned onto her belly and saw a pot of gold. "Is this gold in a pot? Why did somepony put gold in a pot? What is it doing here?", she asked. She raised an eyebrow and looked at the gold. "I guess I could use this to buy some good clothes." Liam flashed in front of her. "Whoa, hold your horses, missy, that's me pot of gold.", he said. "I was just... taking a nap, yeah." "Oh, ok, here you go.", Cheerilee said pushing the gold towards the leprechaun. "I won't argue with you-- Wait, what?", Liam said. "I believe you, it's not my gold, so here you go, Mr. Leprechaun.", Cheerilee said with a smile. "You... you know that I'm a leprechaun?", Liam asked. "Of course I do.", Cheerilee said. "You're wearing all green, short, also you're pretty cute to." "Well then, you're the finest pony I've ever met in all me days.", Liam said with joy. "So, what are you doing here all by yourself?" "I'm getting a sun tan.", Cheerilee said turning back on her back. "And pretending I'm at the beach." "Getting a sun tan, eh?", Liam asked. "How long have you been here?" "I've been here for forty-five minutes.", Cheerilee said. "Still didn't come." "Wow, you've been here for forty-five minutes, and you still don't have a sun tan.", Liam said laughing. "That's ruthless." Cheerilee turns back on her stomach to face the leprechaun. "I'm just trying to enjoy my day off." "From what?", Liam asked. "I have a career as a teacher at a school, and I need a day off from it.", Cheerilee said. "Well, it's not too much fun, if you were just here getting a sun tan after forty-five minutes.", Liam said. "To make it more fun, I'll give you three wishes for that pot of gold." "I never did wishing before, but I'll give it a shot.", Cheerilee said sitting on her butt. "So, what do I do?" "Just wish for something.", Liam said. "What's your first wish?" "World piece.", Cheerilee said. "World what now?", Liam asked. "World piece, you know, less violence, less chaos, less nothing.", Cheerilee said. "Are you sure you don't want shiny shoes, because they will fit nicely on your back hooves.", Liam said. "And I got to say your back hooves look nice right now." Cheerilee blushed and wiggled her back hooves. "Yeah, they do look nice, don't they?", she asked. "But, I'd rather go with world piece." "Alright, if that's what you want, I'll give it to you.", Liam said. "No problem, you can do this, world piece, it's all you need to do. You got it!" A flash magic struck causing nothing but black, then it went to light again. All they can hear is silence. Cheerilee looked around, she can't hear anything. "Hey, I don't hear anything.", she said. "What happened?" "You saved the world, congrats.", Liam said. "This isn't what I was talking about.", Cheerilee said. "We can just read each other's lips.", Liam said. "Cool, right?" "You need to fix this, I like to understand things by hearing.", Cheerilee said. "You have to use that for your second wish to do that.", Liam said. "Alright, I wish that everything's back to normal.", Cheerilee said. "You got it!", Liam said as a flash of magic fixes the world. "Hello? Hello? Looks like everything's back to normal." "Let me guess: you normally have trouble with granting wishes.", Cheerilee said. "I'll take that as a complement, miss.", Liam said. "You really shouldn't.", Cheerilee said. "Now, what's your third and final wish?", Liam asked. "Fine.", Cheerilee mumbled. "I wish for a dog." "A dog, why of course!", Liam said. "You got it!" He snapped his fingers. But, a hot dog appeared in Cheerilee's hoof. "I said a dog, not a HOT dog.", she said. "Let me fix that.", Liam said snapping his fingers again. A dog appeared from a flash of magic and took the hot dog from Cheerilee's hoof. "Looks like that dog wanted a treat.", Liam said. Before he could grab the gold, the dog ran back and took it with his teeth. "Aw crap!" A GipsyA gipsy pony named Gipsy Gem was levitating her hooves around her crystal ball on a table. "Oh, my magical crystal ball, show me if there's good fortune in my future.", she cooed. Then, a pot of gold appeared in a flash near her crystal ball. "What a second.", she said. She took a close look at the gold. "What is that? Gold?" Liam appeared in a flash. "Back off, gipsy pony, that there is my pot of gold!", he said. "This is your pot of gold?", the gipsy asked. "As a matter of fact, it is!", Liam snapped. "Now give it back!" "Fine then, there's not much here anyways.", Gipsy Gem said. "What do you mean there's not much there anyways?", Liam asked. "That's a bottomless pot of gold, I probably should've said that." "Bottomless?!", the gipsy said. "Well then, finders keepers, losers weepers, you little dork." "I'm a dork, really?", Liam asked. "I'm not the one wearing a scarf on me head." "Hey, my mom gave me this.", the gipsy said touching her scarf. "Do you want to know your future?" "Don't change the subject crazy pony!", Liam snapped. "I'm not here to joke around all day." "If you let me know your future, I promise we'll talk about your pot of gold.", the gipsy convinced. "Okay then, go ahead.", Liam said. "What's going on in my future?" "So, I can see your name is... Little Green Nerdy Guy.", the gipsy teased. "Hey, that's not my name!", Liam said. "I know your name is Liam, I just like messing with you.", the gipsy said. "Huh... lucky guess.", Liam said. "I can see you lose your gold quite often.", the gipsy said. "Not that often.", Liam scoffed. "Okay, I see your future is coming into focus.", the gipsy said. "And, it's about-- It's about your pot of gold, I can see it, I can see your future." "Really, what is it?", Liam asked. "Your future is..." The gipsy took some air and let it all out. "I'm never giving you back your pot of gold!" She cackled. "Gotcha." "Why you no good witch!", Liam snapped. "I'm not a witch, I'm a gipsy.", the gipsy said. "Well, unlike you, I actually am magical, so you can give me back that pot of gold and I'll give you three wishes.", Liam suggested. "Okay, I wish for more--", the gipsy said. "And before you wish for more wishes or another pot of gold, an annoying pink fluffy pony used that one, and guess what, it's against the rules.", Liam said. "Fine.", the gipsy groaned. "For my first wish, I want the most magical crystal ball in the whole wide world." "You want it, you got it!", Liam said snapping his fingers. A basketball appeared in front of the gipsy. "What the heck, a basketball.", the gipsy said raising an eyebrow. "Uh... yeah.", Liam answered. "It's so magical, it even bounces." "Let me guess: you are as bad at granting wishes than keeping an eye on your pot of gold!", the gipsy snapped. "Less yapping, more wishing.", Liam said. "Alright, I wish for a hoop to shoot my new fancy crystal ball.", the gipsy said. "You got it!", Liam said. Something flashed on him. The gipsy took a look at him. "What is that?", she asked. Liam was twirling around in a hoopla hoop. "Why, this is your new hoop.", he said. "Not a hoopla hoop, a basketball hoop, I can't even use that.", the gipsy said. Liam stopped twirling his hips to grab the hoop. "Why not?", he asked. "Well, maybe I'll use it as a crappy bracelet.", the gipsy complained. "Huh... should've thought of that.", Liam thought. "I know, how about you use your third wish to make it bigger." "It would end up around my neck choking me to death.", the gipsy said. "If I were so lucky.", Liam said throwing the hoop away. "So, what's your third wish going to be?" "You know what I really want, Liam?", the gipsy asked. "I really want to tell someone's fortune, not trick them into believing I know." "Yeah, I would hate for that to happen.", Liam said. "What I really want is the power to see into the future.", the gipsy said. "Cool, cool, cool, that could be a great responsibility.", Liam said. "If you want it, you got it!" A flash came to the gipsy. "I... I feel different!", she said. "I can see in the future." "That's even more cool.", Liam said. "Now hand over me gold." "No, wait!", the gipsy warned. "If you try grabbing it, a dog will come get it." "No, I'm never letting that happen again!", Liam yelled. "Well, you better do something fast.", the gipsy said. "Why, what happens if I don't?", Liam asked nervously. A talking clover appeared by the gold. "Because, if you just stand there, I'm going to take your gold, you moron.", he cackled as he took the gold in a flash. "What he said.", the gipsy said. Liam growled in frustration. "AW CRAP!"
Pinkie PiePinkie Pie was rolling her body around the dirt of the Ponyville street humming to herself. Then, there was a flash of a small person wearing a green jacket and hat appearing out of nowhere. "Whoa!", Pinkie Pie said surprised. "Here, goldy, goldy, goldy.", the person in green said. "I know you're around here somewhere." "Hey, you don't look like a pony.", Pinkie Pie said looking the small person. "Are you a mutant?" "Who, me?", the guy asked. "No, no, no, I'm a leprechaun." "And I'm a pony.", Pinkie Pie said touching her chest. "Yeah, I can see that.", the leprechaun said. "Good for you." "Hey, who shrunk you, Mr. Mutant?", Pinkie Pie asked. "You look like you got out of the dryer." She giggled. "I'm not a mutant, I'm a leprechaun, and I'm looking for me pot of gold.", the leprechaun said. He often loses track of it wherever he goes. Pinkie Pie sat down on her butt and revealed the pot of gold in the color of green. "You mean this thing?", she asked. "Blast, how did I miss that?", the leprechaun asked himself. "Alright, silly pink pony, what do you take for me pot of gold?" Pinkie raised an eyebrow. "Huh?", she asked. "What are you talking about?" "The gold.", the leprechaun said. "What are you waiting for?" "Oh, I want a pot of gold.", Pinkie said. "No, you don't get the pot of gold, I get the pot of gold.", the leprechaun said. "But, tell you what, I'll give you three wishes for it. How about that?" "Three wishes?", Pinkie said. "Okie Dokie Lokie." "Alright then.", the leprechaun said. "What's your first wish?" "I wish for a pot of gold.", Pinkie said. "No!", the leprechaun yelled. "You can't have the gold, the gold is mine! You can wish for something else, something less goldy. Like a-- What do you like the most?" "Oh, a strawberry shortcake.", Pinkie said. "A strawberry shortcake, you're going to get a big belly for that much sugar.", the leprechaun chuckled. "You got it!" The cake on a plate appears in Pinkie's arms. "Yay!", she said cheerfully. She began eating it. "Alright, simmer down now.", the leprechaun said. Pinkie didn't listen, she was still eating the cake. "Ok, what's wish number two going to be?", the leprechaun asked. Pinkie still didn't listen, she was licking the frosting off the plate. "Hey, come on!", the leprechaun said clapping his hands. Pinkie finished the cake and threw the plate behind her. "Sorry, I got carried away.", she said. "Alright, two more wishes, then your wishing's done and I have me gold.", the leprechaun said. "So, what's number two?" "I wish I have another cake.", Pinkie said. "You already got your cake, you can't wish for it twice, there are rules, missy.", the leprechaun said. "I wish for one billion wishes.", Pinkie said. "No, you can't wish for more wishes, that's against the rules to.", the leprechaun said. "I wish there weren't so many rules.", Pinkie said. "You can't wish for that either!", the leprechaun snapped. "Then I got nothing.", Pinkie said crossing her front hooves. "Oh come on, you can have anything you want in the world.", the leprechaun said. "You can have a sun hat, lady glasses, a swim suit, or even marshmallows shaped like diamonds, horseshoes, and stars." "Nah, marshmallows make me gassy.", Pinkie said ripping gas out of her butt. She laughed. "You are a ridiculous little idiot!", the leprechaun shouted. "I'm offering everything you want in the world for that pot of gold and you won't listen!" "I just want another cake.", Pinkie said. "Forget about the cake for two seconds!", the leprechaun said. "Pot of gold?", Pinkie asked. The leprechaun screams in frustration. "Keep it!", he shouted. "Forget it, I don't even want it anymore!" "Whoa, take it easy, little mutant.", Pinkie said. "I'm not a little mutant, I'm a freaking leprechaun, and you're an annoying galloping creature that I've ever met in all of me days!", the leprechaun shouted. "Fine.", Pinkie snarled. "I wish you had your pot of gold so you can stop being so angry." She threw the pot of gold at the leprechaun. The leprechaun tried to catch it, but it smashed him instead. Pinkie gasped. "Whoa.", she said. "Sorry, little mutant. You okay? Little Mutant? Little Mutant?" She sighed. "Oh, I liked Little Mutant to. Oh well."
SpitfireThe leprechaun flashed into another world after the pot of gold fell on him. "Aw crap!", he screamed. Then, he realized he wasn't where he was anymore. "I'm alive. I'm alive!", he laughed. Then, all of a sudden, a sign appeared. "Oh crap." The leprechaun went to his boss's office talking about what happened earlier. "Let me guess: you lost another pot of gold.", the boss said. "Um... not exactly, Sir.", the leprechaun said. "There was this giant silly pink pony, and she was so annoying, and she was paying fair." "Save it, Liam, I heard it all before.", the boss said. "Look, I know you are two hundred years old, but sooner or later, you have to harnest your powers." "Yes, Sir.", Liam said. A new pot of gold appeared on the boss's desk. "Here's your new pot of gold and start at another place you can find." "Yes, Sir.", Liam said. "You can count of me." He snapped his fingers and the gold disappeared. "Aw crap." He disappeared as he snapped both of his fingers. "Oh, by the stars in heaven.", the boss said to himself. "I could tell it's going to be a very long day, but thank god I have whiskey." He laughed as he brought a bottle of whiskey to his hands." Meanwhile, on a cloud, a Pegasus named Spitfire found the pot of gold. "Oh, what do we have here?", she thought. "Must be my lucky day, I can buy a lot of drinks as I want now." Liam flashed on the cloud in front of the Pegasus. "Um, excuse me, Ma'am, that's my pot of gold.", he said. "Finders keepers, dumquad.", Spitfire said hoarding the gold. "Just who do you think you are talking to?", Liam asked. "A dumquad.", Spitfire said. "You have a problem with that?" "Never mind that.", Liam said. "How about we make a trade, you can give me back that pot of gold and I'll give you three wishes." "Sure, whatever.", Spitfire said. "Lets do this.", Liam said. "I wish for some work out weights.", Spitfire said. "No problem.", Liam said snapping his fingers. Two weights appeared in a flash, on the sides they said 'colty'." "Hold it, these are colty weights.", Spitfire said. "Why would you ask for them?", Liam asked. "You don't have any hands." "Fine, I guess they don't do.", Spitfire said. "That's right, they don't do, because you have no hands.", Liam said. "Alright, for my second wish, I want a date with Thunderlane.", Spitfire said. "A date with Thunderlane.", Liam said. "You got it!" But, the real Thunderlane didn't show up, a picture of him only appeared. "This is a picture of him.", Spitfire said. "What is wrong with your powers, brah. You're not good at granting wishes, are you?" "I'm just fine with it, thank you very much.", Liam said. "Now, what is your final wish going to be?" "Alright, all my life, I have been searching for that one friend. That one pal that will never leave you, be loyal to you, and love you for who you are, no matter what.", Spitfire said at from the heart. "Mr. Dumquad,--" "I'm not a dumquad, I'm a leprechaun.", Liam said. "Mr. leprequad, I wish for a parakeet.", Spitfire said. "I'm sorry, a what now?", Liam asked. "A parakeet.", Spitfire repeated. "A yellow Pegasus like you wants a pet parakeet?", Liam laughed. "That's priceless." "Hey, you said I can have whatever I wanted.", Spitfire said. "Don't go back on a deal." "Alright, I get you one.", Liam said. He stopped and whispered to himself. "You always have trouble with parakeets, you can do this, Liam." He snapped his fingers. "You got it!" A parakeet appeared and grabbed the pot of gold with it's feet. He squawked. "None shall have this pot of gold, all belongs to me, and I'm not trying to rob you.", he said as he flew away with the gold. Liam watched the creature fly away with his pot of gold. "No, clearly, you're not trying to rob me, obviously.", he said. "What was I thinking?"
CheerileeCheerilee was laying down on her large towel in the sun, she was trying to get a sun tan, but it wasn't coming to her. She had her front hooves behind her head and her right hoof over her left hoof. She lifted her head up and looked at herself. "You got to be kidding me.", she groaned. "I probably should've put too much sun tan lotion on my whole body, I've been here for forty-five minutes and I don't have a sun tan yet." Then, magic flashed behind her, she turned onto her belly and saw a pot of gold. "Is this gold in a pot? Why did somepony put gold in a pot? What is it doing here?", she asked. She raised an eyebrow and looked at the gold. "I guess I could use this to buy some good clothes." Liam flashed in front of her. "Whoa, hold your horses, missy, that's me pot of gold.", he said. "I was just... taking a nap, yeah." "Oh, ok, here you go.", Cheerilee said pushing the gold towards the leprechaun. "I won't argue with you-- Wait, what?", Liam said. "I believe you, it's not my gold, so here you go, Mr. Leprechaun.", Cheerilee said with a smile. "You... you know that I'm a leprechaun?", Liam asked. "Of course I do.", Cheerilee said. "You're wearing all green, short, also you're pretty cute to." "Well then, you're the finest pony I've ever met in all me days.", Liam said with joy. "So, what are you doing here all by yourself?" "I'm getting a sun tan.", Cheerilee said turning back on her back. "And pretending I'm at the beach." "Getting a sun tan, eh?", Liam asked. "How long have you been here?" "I've been here for forty-five minutes.", Cheerilee said. "Still didn't come." "Wow, you've been here for forty-five minutes, and you still don't have a sun tan.", Liam said laughing. "That's ruthless." Cheerilee turns back on her stomach to face the leprechaun. "I'm just trying to enjoy my day off." "From what?", Liam asked. "I have a career as a teacher at a school, and I need a day off from it.", Cheerilee said. "Well, it's not too much fun, if you were just here getting a sun tan after forty-five minutes.", Liam said. "To make it more fun, I'll give you three wishes for that pot of gold." "I never did wishing before, but I'll give it a shot.", Cheerilee said sitting on her butt. "So, what do I do?" "Just wish for something.", Liam said. "What's your first wish?" "World piece.", Cheerilee said. "World what now?", Liam asked. "World piece, you know, less violence, less chaos, less nothing.", Cheerilee said. "Are you sure you don't want shiny shoes, because they will fit nicely on your back hooves.", Liam said. "And I got to say your back hooves look nice right now." Cheerilee blushed and wiggled her back hooves. "Yeah, they do look nice, don't they?", she asked. "But, I'd rather go with world piece." "Alright, if that's what you want, I'll give it to you.", Liam said. "No problem, you can do this, world piece, it's all you need to do. You got it!" A flash magic struck causing nothing but black, then it went to light again. All they can hear is silence. Cheerilee looked around, she can't hear anything. "Hey, I don't hear anything.", she said. "What happened?" "You saved the world, congrats.", Liam said. "This isn't what I was talking about.", Cheerilee said. "We can just read each other's lips.", Liam said. "Cool, right?" "You need to fix this, I like to understand things by hearing.", Cheerilee said. "You have to use that for your second wish to do that.", Liam said. "Alright, I wish that everything's back to normal.", Cheerilee said. "You got it!", Liam said as a flash of magic fixes the world. "Hello? Hello? Looks like everything's back to normal." "Let me guess: you normally have trouble with granting wishes.", Cheerilee said. "I'll take that as a complement, miss.", Liam said. "You really shouldn't.", Cheerilee said. "Now, what's your third and final wish?", Liam asked. "Fine.", Cheerilee mumbled. "I wish for a dog." "A dog, why of course!", Liam said. "You got it!" He snapped his fingers. But, a hot dog appeared in Cheerilee's hoof. "I said a dog, not a HOT dog.", she said. "Let me fix that.", Liam said snapping his fingers again. A dog appeared from a flash of magic and took the hot dog from Cheerilee's hoof. "Looks like that dog wanted a treat.", Liam said. Before he could grab the gold, the dog ran back and took it with his teeth. "Aw crap!"
A GipsyA gipsy pony named Gipsy Gem was levitating her hooves around her crystal ball on a table. "Oh, my magical crystal ball, show me if there's good fortune in my future.", she cooed. Then, a pot of gold appeared in a flash near her crystal ball. "What a second.", she said. She took a close look at the gold. "What is that? Gold?" Liam appeared in a flash. "Back off, gipsy pony, that there is my pot of gold!", he said. "This is your pot of gold?", the gipsy asked. "As a matter of fact, it is!", Liam snapped. "Now give it back!" "Fine then, there's not much here anyways.", Gipsy Gem said. "What do you mean there's not much there anyways?", Liam asked. "That's a bottomless pot of gold, I probably should've said that." "Bottomless?!", the gipsy said. "Well then, finders keepers, losers weepers, you little dork." "I'm a dork, really?", Liam asked. "I'm not the one wearing a scarf on me head." "Hey, my mom gave me this.", the gipsy said touching her scarf. "Do you want to know your future?" "Don't change the subject crazy pony!", Liam snapped. "I'm not here to joke around all day." "If you let me know your future, I promise we'll talk about your pot of gold.", the gipsy convinced. "Okay then, go ahead.", Liam said. "What's going on in my future?" "So, I can see your name is... Little Green Nerdy Guy.", the gipsy teased. "Hey, that's not my name!", Liam said. "I know your name is Liam, I just like messing with you.", the gipsy said. "Huh... lucky guess.", Liam said. "I can see you lose your gold quite often.", the gipsy said. "Not that often.", Liam scoffed. "Okay, I see your future is coming into focus.", the gipsy said. "And, it's about-- It's about your pot of gold, I can see it, I can see your future." "Really, what is it?", Liam asked. "Your future is..." The gipsy took some air and let it all out. "I'm never giving you back your pot of gold!" She cackled. "Gotcha." "Why you no good witch!", Liam snapped. "I'm not a witch, I'm a gipsy.", the gipsy said. "Well, unlike you, I actually am magical, so you can give me back that pot of gold and I'll give you three wishes.", Liam suggested. "Okay, I wish for more--", the gipsy said. "And before you wish for more wishes or another pot of gold, an annoying pink fluffy pony used that one, and guess what, it's against the rules.", Liam said. "Fine.", the gipsy groaned. "For my first wish, I want the most magical crystal ball in the whole wide world." "You want it, you got it!", Liam said snapping his fingers. A basketball appeared in front of the gipsy. "What the heck, a basketball.", the gipsy said raising an eyebrow. "Uh... yeah.", Liam answered. "It's so magical, it even bounces." "Let me guess: you are as bad at granting wishes than keeping an eye on your pot of gold!", the gipsy snapped. "Less yapping, more wishing.", Liam said. "Alright, I wish for a hoop to shoot my new fancy crystal ball.", the gipsy said. "You got it!", Liam said. Something flashed on him. The gipsy took a look at him. "What is that?", she asked. Liam was twirling around in a hoopla hoop. "Why, this is your new hoop.", he said. "Not a hoopla hoop, a basketball hoop, I can't even use that.", the gipsy said. Liam stopped twirling his hips to grab the hoop. "Why not?", he asked. "Well, maybe I'll use it as a crappy bracelet.", the gipsy complained. "Huh... should've thought of that.", Liam thought. "I know, how about you use your third wish to make it bigger." "It would end up around my neck choking me to death.", the gipsy said. "If I were so lucky.", Liam said throwing the hoop away. "So, what's your third wish going to be?" "You know what I really want, Liam?", the gipsy asked. "I really want to tell someone's fortune, not trick them into believing I know." "Yeah, I would hate for that to happen.", Liam said. "What I really want is the power to see into the future.", the gipsy said. "Cool, cool, cool, that could be a great responsibility.", Liam said. "If you want it, you got it!" A flash came to the gipsy. "I... I feel different!", she said. "I can see in the future." "That's even more cool.", Liam said. "Now hand over me gold." "No, wait!", the gipsy warned. "If you try grabbing it, a dog will come get it." "No, I'm never letting that happen again!", Liam yelled. "Well, you better do something fast.", the gipsy said. "Why, what happens if I don't?", Liam asked nervously. A talking clover appeared by the gold. "Because, if you just stand there, I'm going to take your gold, you moron.", he cackled as he took the gold in a flash. "What he said.", the gipsy said. Liam growled in frustration. "AW CRAP!"
