Supernatural: Strange New Frontier

Sam and Dean spend the morning just like everyone else. They wake up, they brush their teeth, they puke in the toilet from the long night of tequila shots and whiskey, and they look for something to hunt. But today was not like other days. No.....Today is a special day indeed! Today is the day where Sam and Dean's normal routine goes right out the window because of today.......

THEY ARE HORSES!!!!

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"SAM WHERE THE HELL ARE MY DAMN FEET!?" Dean shouted in a blind panic as he held onto the side of the Opala for balance.

"Calm down Dean! Panicking isn't going to help us!" Sam shouted as Dean tried to stand on his own two.....hooves?

"SAM HOW THE HELL CAN I CALM DOWN! WHEN I DON'T HAVE ANY DAMN FEET MAN! AND YOU LOOK LIKE A HORSE!" Dean exclaimed while gesturing to his brother.

"So do you, Dean!" Sam retorted as Dean's eyes got even wider.

"I'M A DAMN HORSE!!" Dean said in a panic as he looked in the rear view and saw his new body.

Sam sighed while he tried to piece this strange puzzle together. Meanwhile, Dean was trying to find a way to wake up from this new nightmare. He had seen hell, purgatory, been tortured for a multitude of reasons by humans, angels, demons, stripers, that was another story altogether. This, on the other hand, was much worse!

"Sam! What the hell happened to us man!?" Dean asked as he made his way to the trunk.

"We were following a case in Arizona and found that Discord guy in a house. He asked us for help saving his world and next thing I know I wake up next to you in the Opala and we look like this." Sam explained as Dean lifted the false bottom in the trunk and found all his gear.

"Yeah.....Discord.....That bastard must have been a Djinn or something. How the hell else are we here?" Dean explained trying to rationalize the situation.

"If that was the case why would he put us in the middle of the forest in these bodies? It would be too obvious!" Sam said walking over to his brother.

"I don't know and frankly my dear I don't really give a damn. We find that ass hat and we put a bullet in his friggin skull." Dean exclaimed as he handed Sam a pistol.

"Dean....It seems pretty clear a pistol isn't gonna kill him."

"Yeah well, I'll try anyways just because he pisses me off." Dean said closing the lid on the trunk.

Dean walked over to the front seat of the Opala, however, the second he got in the driver's seat he looked over to see Sam giving him...."The Look".

Dean had been riding with his brother long enough to know every time he had this look on his face, it always meant the same thing. He felt his body tense up, it was bad enough that he had to abandon his baby.....but to leave her in the middle of the woods!

"Common man! Seriously!" Dean said with a scowl as Sam nodded his head.

Dean grimaced as placed his head on the wheel and with a heavy heart.......He looked at his brother with disdain.

"I'm gonna get you back for this!" Dean said pointing at his brother.

Later....

Sam and Dean made their way down a dirt road after placing the Opala in a patch of overgrowth to keep it hidden. But not before carving a devil's trap over it. Never could be too safe, after all, for all they knew that car was all the ammo they had!

The further the brothers walked the more comfortable their bodies became with this sudden change. It was surprising how easily they became accustomed to their new bodies, however, it wasn't just that. They felt......lighter than usual almost as if their bodies had lost a substantial amount of weight.

Once again Sam noticed how bright everything was. I know it's a weird thing to notice but it was freakily bright out! It was like the sun was beaming down on top of them like a spotlight for crying out loud.

"Hey, Sam is that what I think it is?" Dean exclaimed with a worried tone as Sam turned is attention towards where Dean was pointing.

In the middle of the road was a picket sign pointing towards two separate pathways. As the brothers got closer they read what had been carved into the signs and cringed. On the left side leading further down the dirt road was some place called ponyville. While on the right side heading towards the mountains was somewhere called canterlot.

"Horse puns......Seriously?" Dean said shaking his head trying to fight off the urge to break the sign.

"So, which way?" Sam asked as Dean stared at him for a second.

The brothers only knew of one way to settle a choice like this one. A timed honored tradition that hunters used every day. A technique used by hunters for generations to settle disagreements, fights, and debates on who gets the last turkey sandwich.

"Rock!"

"Paper!"

"Scissors"

"SHOT!!"

Sam smiled in satisfaction as choosing paper as Dean foolishly picked rock. Sam has been able to read his brother for years and he was a master at this game, much to Dean's displeasure.

"Who the hell decided paper beat's rock anyways." Dean said with a sneer as they took a left and headed towards Ponyville.

"So give any thought into what were looking for?" Dean asked as Sam shook his head.

"Right now I just wanna find out where we are. If we can't even wrap our heads around the idea were in another world how can we hope to hunt some super monster." Sam exclaimed as Dean nodded in agreement.

They had been in many cases over the years and this one was easily the most confusing. Discord dropped them in the middle of nowhere with no information on what their hunting or how to kill it. Not to mention the new bodies they got!

Suddenly the brothers began to pass a few apple tree's before finally coming into view of a town which they could only assume is ponyville. It was a small town made out of simple material which shocked the brothers slightly but at this point, they were keeping an open mind. It was like something out of a storybook.

"Sam...Please don't tell me that's what I think it is?" Dean asked with dread dripping from every word.

"Yup I guess that's ponyville. Funny.....I was expecting it to be more...horse oriented but the houses look pretty normal." Sam said with a raised brow as Dean just shook his head.

As they walked into town they finally had their first encounter with the people and to no surprise, everyone was anthro horse people. Each of them had different color coats some bright red, other's blue, or others multicolored! From what they could tell the people here were freakishly tall about 7 foot for the males and 6-5 foot for the women.

AND THE WOMEN!! Dean was the first to notice how curvey they all were! It was like a village of damn super models! The guys, on the other hand, were either as lanky as a twig or a damn built like a tank! Especially a certain red stallion with an orange head of hair, now that guy looked like he could snap a person in half!

Suddenly the brothers realized that they were the center of attention as everyone, or in this case, everypony, was focusing on them pretty intensely.

"Um, we didn't do anything wrong did we?" Dean asked as Sam looked around and shook his head.

The villagers talked amongst themselves as the brothers suddenly noticed the red flush on some of their faces. It was then that the brothers instantly looked down at their clothes and realized how small they were.

"Dean?"

"Yes, Sam?"

"We're basically naked aren't we....."

"Yes.....Yes, we are...."

As if by divine intervention struck right then and there the brothers vanished in the blink of an eye. The village was left in shock by their two strange new visitors, especially at a small cafe. A mare wearing an old morning dress watched the event take place while sipping on a cup of tea.

"Winchesters......."

TO BE CONTINUED.....