What Is This Place?

Chapter 2: Interdimentional crack (Peter)

"Well, dammit." I said as I sat up from the dirt covered surface with a head ache, by my side laying unconscious on the ground was Matthew... The only light in the place was the faint glow from the moon.

"Hey man," I started kicking him "Get up!"

"Muh... Muhmeh?"

"Dude, get the buck up!" Wait, what? "Hey, buck? BUCK! WHERE ARE MY BAD WORDS!?"

"What the hay happened?" Matthew said as he started getting up from the ground.

"BUCK, MAN. I CAN'T CURSE. WHAT IS HAPPENING? AND WHY THE BUCK AREN'T WE INSIDE OF THE CAVE ANYMORE!?"

He quickly put his hand on my mouth. "Shh! Shut the buck up! What if somebody hears us!?"

"Fine, but I'm still mad."

"Okay. we need to find out what's going on. Just let me grab my...Wait, where are my glasses!?" Oh, perfect. Just perfect. Now we're in the middle of nowhere and I have to guide a semi-blind guy around. So, we're in a forest. What, you want a description? Just imagine a bunch of trees, for Pete's sake. For some reason, the forest seemed familiar, but unknown at the same time. Surroundings: Dark, spooky, creepy and... is that a light? Yes, it is a light!

"Hey, Matt, I think I can see a light over there, come on!"

"Oh, what a great idea Peter! Let me just follow a light I CAN'T SEE."

"Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot you were blind for a moment."

"I'm not blind! My eyesight is just- You know what, never mind. Just... guide me."

"Fine, here grab on to my shirt. Oh well, great, I'm in PJ's."

"And now you know why I sleep with my clothes on."

Matthew accepted my help and I guided him through the forest, after a while we found a path toward the light. When we got closer to the source of the light, I could finally see where it came from, which was... Twilight's... tree... house.   Oh BUCK YEAH! I discovered where we are, but poor Matthew was still clueless of what was going on without his glasses.

"What... Why did you stop?"

Snapping out of my trance, I said "Oh, how sad, we already found our way to the cottage." Insert sad face here.

Matt looked up, and by the look on his face, I could tell he noticed the light. Without warning, he sprinted to Twilight's house. Before I could stop him he was already running inside "Matthew no! It was a joke, we aren't in my house!"

But it was to late...

He was already walking around the house stretching his hands out in front of him to not crash against any of the book shelves, but that didn't stop him from crashing again and again against book shelves every once in awhile. It didn't take him long to find Twilight. He started making out the shape of her head with his hands .

"Oh my, I didn't know you had a little doggy!" He started petting and making funny faces to her. "What's it's name.

"Umm, Matt? That isn't a dog..."

"Uh.. I don't mean to bother, but could you tell your... "pet" to get off me?"

Matt's jaw literally dropped as he backed off from her. "I.. I know that voice! You're.. You're..."

Twilight raised an eyebrow with a very confused and puzzled look. "I'm... what?"

and before he did anything else he launched himself at her but sadly he missed and fell on his face on the floor.

I, naturally, laughed out loud. "You blind."

"SEMI-blind." He corrected, raising his hand.

"Wait a second! aren't you too the ones that..." She seemed to have realized something. "Oh Celestia. You aren't supposed to be here! Not at all! What are you two doing here!? Did you two follow me through the crack?"

"Yeah... about that we kind of fell down the hole or the crack how you call it, following your candle light..."

"You two fell into the dimensional crack?"

"If the dimensional crack looks like a hole in the ground that seems to never end  and make you appear in the middle of the forest then, yes, we did"

"Oh no oh no oh no oh no. This is bad,  this is very bad!"

"Oh come on! It cant be that bad. I mean, can't we just crawl back in through the same hole?"

"It's not as easy as it sounds!" She explained. "The crack may stay in the same place in you dimension but here in Equestria it appears and disappears in distinct places"

"Oh. That sure as hay sounds bad. But... if it drifts so often, how come you found a way to use it?"

Twilight sighed. "I have been recording where the crack appears but every time anything goes through it, it gets damaged and changes its place of appearing and time it's open, I had been recording its place of appearance for 5 months now, just to be able to get there once and used a device in my saddle bags that I invented to not damage the crack , but now that you two have crossed over at the same time, it has been extremely damaged. Who knows when it will appear again or..." She bit her lip.  "If it will ever appear again"

"Okay, bad is a good description for the situation then , so then what will we do?"

While I said that Matt was already crashing against the book shelves again looking for me or Twilight. I'm not sure who.

"Um... What's the matter with him?"

"you could say he's blind, or are you not Matt?"

"NO, I AM NOT. I JUST CAN'T SEE VERY WELL WITHOUT MY GLASSES"

"Oh, why didn't you say so before?" She said smirking, while she approached at Matt, "Here, let me help you."

Twilight's horn started to glow and thin glass contact lenses appeared in front of Matt. Twilight placed them on his eyes with her magic, he blinked a little in response and backed away. Then he looked at me.

"What did you do?"

"Well, not me actually. Your saviour there did it."

Matt turned around and saw Twilight grinning slightly at him. "OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH." He instantly proceeded to glomp Twilight.

"Uh. You're quite welcome, I guess..."

"Um, Matt. I think you can get off her, like now"

Matt refused to move away from her shaking his head. "I CAN'T. SHE'S SO CUTE."

Twilight responded with a slight blush. "Ah.. Thanks. But it's getting a little... uncomfortable."

"Oh. I'm sorry, anything for you!"

"I'm really sorry Twilight for Matt's abrupt behavior "

"Oh, don't worry. It's no problem at all."

"So what, or better said, where are we going stay during this time in Ponyville? I don't think the citizens here will receive us with a hug..."

"You're right. I have to make sure you aren't seen by anypony, so you two will have to stay here at the library with me. I'm sure one of you will fit in the guest bed upstairs, do any of you two mind sleeping on the couch?"

"Oh couch me like."

"Ooookaay... But remember, not anypony except me can know of your existence or about who you two are, okay?

All of a sudden, Pinkie Pie appeared out of no where and started speaking non stop. "What do you mean nopony can't know about them? They're new! I should throw them a New Pony Party! Although they don't seem like ponies they're big and they look like shaved alpacas standing up with thumbs and feet." She took just a moment to catch her breath. "They're so weird!"

"P-P-Pinkie?! What're you doing here!?" Twilight blabbed out. "How did you even know they were here!?"

"Well, duh! I was at Sugarcube Corner making some turnips when all of a sudden my tail twitched, eye fluttered, knee itched, and my ear flopped! Which usually means that two total strangers arrived to Ponyville from the Everfree forest!." She said, while giving us a sly grin.

"Oh. Of course it means that." Twilight answered with a rather annoyed look. "Pinkie, you've got to promise you won't tell anypony about... I'm sorry, but what are your names again?"

I decided that it was time to introduce ourselves. "I'm Peter Knight. and this is-"

"I'm Matthew McDonnell, at your service!" He grinned. I swear I thought his lips were going to fall out of his face after all the smiling.

"Yeah about them," retorted Twilight.

"Mhm! Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!" She said as she mimicked her famous Pinkie Pie Promise.

After that she just started bouncing, heading to the door carelessly "But I am going to throw them a party someday, right?"

"Yeah, sure. Just not now Pinkie."

"Okie Dokie Lokie!" she said closing the door behind her.

I returned my gaze at Twilight. "Now that is just so Pinkie Pie , let go get the couch shall we?"

"Yeah, let me help you." Twilight offered

"Oh, don't worry. Matt and I can handle it."

She told us how to get to the basement and we went down and saw the couch in between some dusty old books and we moved the out of the way and we took the couch up stairs. When we set it down I started to dust it off with my hand which got me all dirty but still I managed to clean it off and I laid on it and just drifted into sleep I had not noticed how tired I was utile the moment  and that was the end of the day as simple as it gets...