Ruining Lyra's Dream

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Twilight Sparkle, Lyra, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Violence, Sex
Length: 1049

Lyra's dream has come true. A human has come into Equestria. Unfortunately, he's a total misanthrope and wants to be turned into a pony.

Lyra's dream has come true. A human has come into Equestria. Unfortunately, he's a total misanthrope and wants to be turned into a pony.

Published 2019-11-16 14:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2019-11-16 14:10:02 UTC

The Human Ruins Lyra's Dream

Lyra Heartstrings heard the reports from the local newspaper. In no time at all she sally forth to Golden Oak Library to meet a member of the species she knew always existed, but nopony believed her. Humans, the most sexy, hairless apes ever.

For a long time, it had been her dream to invite a human to have a threesome with Bonbon and herself. And today was her chance.

Without knocking, Lyra made her way inside the library. She gasped at the sight of the human, standing next to Twilight Sparkle.

He was a far cry from what she imagined. He was a fat, middle aged neckbeard. He had long blonde hair and wore a black fedora over his head. He was dressed in all black, like an emo/goth. His skin was riddled with acne.

“Are you sure about this, Jack?” asked Twilight, her voice ripe with concern.

“Yes, turn me into a pony.” Jack replied with a deep voice.

“Can I at least study your biology first?”

“No. Rid me of this hideous, inferior form. I hate humanity and hate being human.”

Lyra gasped in horror. She could not believe what she was hearing.

“HERESY!” Lyra roared. “Heresy! I say! You have committed heresy onto the God Emperor!”

Jack turned to face Lyra. “Don’t tell me, you’re the fannon version of Lyra?”

“Fannon as in I want a handsome human to fuck me?”

“Do I look handsome to you?” he said, raising an eyebrow.

Lyra smiled sheepishly. “Well, not exactly but I can transform you from a greasy, fat neckbeard into a strong, sexy, masculine man.”

“Thing is, I don't want that. I want to be turned into a pony.”

Twilight coughed, bringing a hoof to her mouth. “Well Jack, we may need to see the princesses first.”

“Why?” he simply asked.

“First I don't know the exact spell required to do so. Second, it is illegal to change into other species.”

“That’s bullshit!” he roared. “How could it be illegal?”

“Well, the Griffons declared war on us when we transformed a few of them into ponies a few centuries ago during a border skirmish. Luckily, Celestia quickly turned them back into griffons and had sex with their king Ironclaw in order to reassure them we weren't going to wipe out their species.”

“Border skirmishes and Celestia demeaning herself? What kind of Equestria is this?”

“Clearly, not the one you’re looking for. And you are clearly not the human I was expecting.” said Lyra.

“What kind of human were you expecting?” he asked, crossing his arms.

“A handsome human that was well built and has a massive cock.”

“Sorry to disappoint but I have a micro penis.”

Lyra sighed. “No wonder you want to be a pony. But don't worry, I can fix up that teeny weeny of yours with magic.”

“That won't be necessary. Just turn me into a pony and get it over with.”

“I told you it was illegal!” said Twilight with her hooves raised high in exasperation.

Lyra teared up, looking down at the floor sadly. “You have ruined my dream human. I think I’ll just go now.”

Suddenly epic music began to play as a tall man, dressed in black power armour walked into the library. He had a light, manly stubble and a short, boot camp haircut. He irradiated masculinity and sexyness.

“I’m Commander Shepard bitch!” he roared, killing the fat neckbeard with a shotgun blast to the face, exploding his skull and splattering his blood everywhere. His body fell to the floor, forming a pool of his blood underneath him.

Lyra and Twilight (covered in blood) clapped their hooves together in joy.

That was Lyra’s fantasy. In reality, Commander Shepard simply walked toward her and ignored the fat neckbeard, but didn’t kill him either.

“Shepard? Is it really you?” said Lyra, with tears in her eyes.

Twilight wrapped her body around his leg, and began to feverishly hump against him, her dripping marehood, leaking cum onto the floor.

“Yes Lyra, it’s me, Commander Shepard.”

“Oh, Shepard.” she said softly.

With that Lyra stood on her two back hooves, standing up like a human. And then she placed her hooves on his shoulders. Shepherd wrapped his left arm around her upper back, while bringing his right hand to rest down on her cutie mark on her rump.

“Don’t tell me you’re going to have sex with him?” said the fat neckbeard.

Shepherd turned to the fat neckbeard with an angry glare. This glare was all that was needed for him to run out of the room in fear.

Now with the neckbeard gone, Lyra and Commander Shepard drew their lips closer. Tears of joy formed in her eyes at this magical moment.

Nothing could ruin this moment…

Lyra opened her eyes to find herself in a queen sized bed next to Bonbon in the middle of the night.

“Well shit.” she said in a quiet, bitter voice.

Lyra slipped out of bed, and sneakily made her way out of her bedroom. She made her way to the front door and went outside.

She looked up to the lavender night sky to see the moon and the stars.

“It was just a dream.”

“What troubles thee, our subject.” came a cultured voice in her mind.

“Luna?” Lyra asked.

“Yes, it is I.”

“I dreamt of a handsome human. But it ended before we had sex.”

She heard Luna sighing sadly. “We too have had such dreams of humans. But they are only dreams, my dear.”

“Can I have the dream again, but start where I left off?”

“I can aid thee to have so. Go to sleep Lyra, only in our dreams can we imagine what it’s like to have handsome ape fuck us.”

“Thank you, Luna.”

“Thou is most welcome.”

Lyra looked up into the night sky and wished upon a star. “I wish for a handsome human in Equestria.”

Lyra waited for a long moment in anticipation for something to happen. When nothing happened her ears drooped down sadly and she made her way back inside and went back to bed.

However, unbeknownst to her, a bipedal figure in the distance came out of the Everfree Forest, that was potentially a human.

END