"The Dragon's tea"

Finally Rarity found him sitting alone at an empty table sipping from a pitcher.

"Spike, what are you doing? We’ve been waiting you, and you are sitting here drinking…tea? From a pitcher?" said Rarity, disappointed.

Spike trembled and blushed, knowing he wasn’t drinking tea at all. Embarrassed, Spike couldn’t give a coherent reply to Rarity. "...Ehmh...I...it's...nomth.." Spike mumbled some messy words.

Rarity took the full warm pitcher with her magic and told him, "So move on, the others are waiting for you!"

Rarity kept carrying the warm pitcher as Spike moved back to the table with other ponies. Spike was almost shocked because she was really holding a pitcher full of his urine, thinking it was tea. Once at the table, she set the pitcher down and sat beside the other ponies, followed by Spike, who desperately wanted to take the pitcher away. What can I do? I can’t tell them I pissed in the pitcher after Rarity saw me drinking from that, thought Spike, worried.

"He was drinking tea alone in one of the empty zones," said Rarity to the ponies.

"What?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Ehm, nothin', I’m fine! Eheh...I was just sitting a little because my leg got tired," Spike said with a fake smile, his eyes pointed at the pitcher. Maybe I can push it off the table, thought Spike as he approached the pitcher.

"Can I have some tea?" asked Fluttershy.

"Here," answered Rarity as he brought the pitcher her way.

Spike, acting like he trampled, tried to push the pitcher off the table, but Rarity moved it away. "Spike! What are you doing? Watch your step and sit on the bench, please."

Spike sat down on the bench, while Rarity poured some warm "tea" for Fluttershy. Fluttershy sipped the warm liquid from her cup. Spike watched and bit his lips, moments before grinning and showing his teeth.

After sipping some of the warm liquid, Fluttershy said, "Mh... It's a bit strange; this tea tastes like black and green tea, with a hint of something else that I don't recognize... I like it. Has a strange, bitter aftertaste, but it’s pretty good!" said Fluttershy, gulping some more of it from her cup.

Spike blushed when she spoke these words. Then Rarity smiled at her and started to fill the other cups, holding the pitcher full of Spike's hot "tea". She filled all the other ponies’ cups and also Spike’s cup too...and Spike couldn’t stop staring at the pitcher as he cup was filled with warm piss. Only one-third of the pitcher was left now. Rainbow Dash and Applejack tasted the dragon’s concoction, but after Rainbow Dash tried it, she added a spoon of sugar to it, then drank the “tea.”

"That's better," she said. "Mh, it's really nice and warm; you have good taste, Spike!" she replied, looking at him.

Spike smiled at her, becoming redder and feeling really embarrassed by the compliments. Meanwhile, Applejack took some gulps of it and said, "Mmm...ahh, that's good! I really need a good warm cup o' this at the end of the day!"

If I have to piss at midnight, I'll take some to you, Spike thought. The dragon still remained silent, and his face became more reddish. Pinkie Pie put several spoonfuls of sugar in her cup before she drank some gulps of it noisily.

"Mmmmmh, it’s very good! I can drink a lot of this!" she said, then Spike started to imagine Pinkie in front of him, mouth open, with her tongue being watered by his warm urine stream as she gulped it happily.

Spike felt lustful imagining that scene, and his red face contorted into a kinky smile, but he snapped back to reality, feeling a little guilty about letting his friends drink his pee without them knowing. However, he could see that they enjoyed it, and after all, it wasn’t poison, just some harmless salty "brew" from his own body that they would probably find disgusting. It's not such a dangerous or dirty thing, he thought, looking at his own cup filled with his clear, amber warm liquid. So he also sipped some of it, like he did earlier from the pitcher. Then he noticed that Rarity had poured some drops of honey into her cup from a little bottle in her pouch, and was about to drink his warm urine too. He became hot and almost changed color, becoming as red as a tomato as he witnessed the pony he liked more than the others sipping his warm liquid gently before he can say a single word. After drinking some of it, Rarity spoke to the now red Spike, who was now steaming hot.

"Mmmh, Spike, this tea you have is really lovely! It has such a spicy and delicate aroma!"

Spike felt one of his nostrils popping and it started to bleed. After hearing such words from Rarity, he instantly covered his nose with one hand.

"Th-h-aaanhhks," he blabbed, almost exploding.

"Spike, are you okay?" asked Rarity, looking at him.

"I-I'm fine, thank you! It’s n-nothing at all!" Spike said, cleaning the nosebleed with his tiny finger.

He almost said, "I'll pee for you whenever you wish!" but obviously he knew he couldn’t utter that sentence out loud. But in his head, he imagined Rarity gave him a cup, and then he carefully peed in it and gave it back, with a look of admiration from her as he peed. He rapidly shook the image out of his mind, and to keep himself from looking weird, he took his cup and drank more of his piss again, now a little proud of making such a lovable beverage out of the most satisfying piss he took. The ponies resume their earlier conversation as they keeping drinking Spike's warm
urine like a fine beverage, which made him feel more honored than guilty for causing this mistake.

The ponies also took more of the “dragon infuse,” until the pitcher was empty. Spike started to enjoy the view of his friends loving his golden tea that he held in all the day and spilled with great satisfaction into the pitcher early. After a while, the small group left the table and paid for their meal before exiting the pub. Rarity asked what was the name of the tea they drank, but the cashier told them they didn’t give them any tea because they ran out and had to make another batch for tomorrow. Rarity and the other ponies looks at Spike, who blushed and quickly came up with an answer.

"It-it was my-my pee-ersonal tea mix! It's a s-secret mix; I usually don't share it, but-but you caught me with it, so I let you all drink it."

Rarity, a little puzzled, said, "You secretly make tea?"

Desperate, Spike came up with another lie. "Yeah! I take a pitcher, fill it with water, put the herbs in it, then I boil the water with my flame, and...well, then I have my special infuse. I make it sometimes to help me sleep better."

The ponies, still a little puzzled, believed his story. They told him that if he wanted to, he could share his beverage again. He still felt shameful, but was pleased of his own body fluids, so he told them that he would make another brew for them. From that day on, sometimes he’d secretly spill his secret “dragon infuse” into a pot of tea and share it with his friends.

End.

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"The Dragon's tea"
Story By Lemotter
Proofread By Tcyk89

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