Going Native
Chapter 9
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I guess I should explain. It was the very next morning. Rainbow had gone home late the previous night, so it was just me, Twilight, Spike, and Starlight for breakfast. Sunset had come in but only to grab a cup of coffee and a bit of toast.
Anyways, Spike had made everyone hay bacon and eggs for breakfast. Normally, this would've been a problem for me, since I couldn't eat hay bacon without getting a nasty case of the squirts. Hell, a lot of stuff ponies eat was inedible for me, either just passing through at best or downright poisonous at worst. As such, my diet had consisted of the few vegetarian items I knew I could safely eat, along with the occasional meat that I bummed off of Fluttershy.
Now though, I could eat all those things I missed out on. Like hay bacon. Which is awesome. Doesn't taste quite like regular bacon, though. It's more like turkey bacon, to be honest. Still, it tasted great, and that's all that mattered.
I was in the process of scarfing down a third helping when there was a sudden ringing at the door. Huh, I didn't know this place had a doorbell, I thought to myself as I swallowed.
Twilight, who had her head in the cabinet, called out, "Ben, could you get that for me, please?"
I paused a moment, my fork halfway between plate and mouth, then shrugged as I made an acknowledging grunt. Getting up, I made my way towards the front door. While the kitchen/dining room wasn't too far away from the entrance of the castle, it still took me a few moments to walk there. Plenty of time for whoever came calling to get impatient and ring the bell again. Which they did. Repeatedly.
By the time I finally reached the door I was understandably annoyed. I fought hard to adopt a neutral expression before I greeted whoever was so impatient. A herculean task for sure, but I managed as I grabbed the door and opened it.
She was pretty. Every inch of her was well groomed to a state of perfection. Her coat was as white and pure as the driven snow. It seemed to sparkle in the morning light. Her mane and tail were silky smooth, the color of golden wheat. It almost glistened in the light as if it were a halo.
Her figure was, like most ponies, to die for. Large breasts, narrow waist, and wide, child-birthing hips that were the envy of every mare. She wasn't that tall, either, maybe a couple inches shorter than me. She also had a long horn, one that came almost to a sharp point. Surely she was the image of feminine perfection.
That is, if you ignored the resting bitch face she gave me as she pouted and narrowed her ice-blue eyes at me. "Well? Are you going to stand aside and let me in or not? I am a busy mare, after all," she said, her voice sweet as a glass armonica despite her tone.
I did the only thing I could think of; I blinked and stepped out of the doorway. I honestly had no idea how to react. I was practically on autopilot. The mare simply walked on by me as if she owned the place, her nose firmly stuck in the air. With a downward glance I caught a glimpse of her cutie mark; a compass rose of some sort. As I went to shut the door, another, much mousier looking mare entered behind the first, dragging a large bit of luggage behind her. It was on wheels, but it still looked heavy as hell.
Finally, closing the door, I turned to ask who the hell this new mare thought she was, only to be met with an empty hallway. I rushed to catch up, but I didn't have to bother. She had stopped in the main foyer, looking around with a calculating look. "Well, at least it isn't as much of an eyesore on the inside," she said disdainfully.
"I'm sorry?" I said, dumbfounded.
"You should be," she said, turning to me. "Auntie Tia requests that I come to this podunk town and teach the new 'princess' how to behave herself around nobility, and she doesn't even bother to greet me properly! I swear, I'm almost ready to give you up for a lost cause."
I blinked as the light bulb went off in my head. "You're the tutor Celestia told me about?"
"That's Princess Celestia to the likes of you," she snorted. "You have yet to earn the right to drop her title."
My eyelid twitched and my fists clenched. I didn't know who this bitch thought she was, but I wasn't in the mood to put up with this horseshit. All I knew was that I was about to do something very ill-advised.
Luckily for everyone involved, my righteous fury was interrupted as Twilight called out from the kitchen, "Ben, who was at the door?" As she said that, she stepped out into the big central room. A look of recognition crossed her face as she saw our visitor. "Oh! Princess Platinum. I wasn't expecting you today."
Platinum turned to face Twilight, and she did something I did not expect in a million years. She smiled. "Ah, Princess Twilight!" she said, dipping into a low bow. I swear, her attitude just did a complete one-eighty. "My apologies for the surprise. You know how Auntie is with her secrets."
At that moment another piece of the puzzle clicked into place in my head as something Twilight just said registered in my brain. "Wait, you're a princess?"
Platinum turned back to me, her scowl right back on her face. "Yes, I am Princess Platinum the Fourteenth. And before you ask; no, I am not in line for the throne of Equestria. No, Princess Celestia is not my biological aunt; she and Princess Luna were adopted by my ancestor not long after taking the throne of Equestria to legitimize her rule. And lastly, no I am not planning to usurp the throne of Equestria for my own nefarious purposes. I have seen how much paperwork my Auntie has to deal with every day. No thank you!"
I quirked an eyebrow at that last statement. "That was... oddly specific."
"Yes, and irrelevant," Princess Platinum said, pinching the bridge of her muzzle in annoyance. "We have much to do and very little time in which to do it. Tell me, before your ascension, did you ever hold any landed titles? Were you a duchess? Countess? Baroness? Hay, even a knighthood will be fine."
Eeeeehhh.... can't say I did," replied.
Princess Platinum winced, as if my answer actually hurt her. "What about your family? Were they at least part of the upper class?"
"No... they're middle class"
This time she made a noise that sounded like she got punched in the gut. "What about your ancestors? Surely at least one of them was nobility!" she said, a hint of desperation in her voice.
"Uh.... would Colonial Governor count?"
Platinum blinked. "Colonial Governor?"
"Yeah, one of my ancestors was appointed as governor of the colony of Georgia a few centuries ago," I said. "Can't remember his name off the top of my head, but he was appointed by the King of England at the time."
Princess Platinum had a far-off look in her eye as she mulled my answer over. "It's... not ideal, but I think I can work with that," she said. "It will at the very least silence some of the more vociferous pests amongst the nobility."
"You never told me about this!" Twilight exclaimed.
I just shrugged. "I didn't think it was that big a deal. Hell, I don't even remember his name, I don't even see how it's of any use."
"The name matters not," Platinum cut in, "only that he existed. I hate to say it, but many of the upper class are a petty lot. So long as there is even a shred of evidence of your claim to nobility, even if it is mere speculation at this point, they will be satisfied."
"Then why not just make up a claim?" I asked incredulously.
"That was plan B," she replied with a self-satisfied smirk. "I'd prefer not to outright lie to my peers if I can avoid it, but if it means giving Auntie Celestia fewer headaches, then I will lie my pants off."
I just happened to glance down. "But you don't wear pants."
Platinum had a glint in her eye that spoke of endless pain for me. "It's a figure of speech, idiot!"
Thankfully for me Twilight chose that very moment to intervene. She grabbed Princess Platinum by the shoulders and pulled her back a few steps. "Okay, that's enough, you two. If you're going to be working together it'd be best if you're not at each others' throats."
I crossed my arms under my bust and pouted. "She started it..."
That was most assuredly the wrong thing to say. Twilight's mane began to smoke, as if she was trying to cosplay as pony Blackbeard. Platinum, wisely, took a long step backwards out of the possible line of fire, even though I was practically innocent in this regard.
Thankfully, I was saved from a thermonuclear Twilight Sparkle by the arrival of an unexpected guest. "Hello Twilight, it's been too long."
I turned to the doorway to see who had just barged right into Twilight's home at this early hour, and I nearly had to pick my jaw up off the floor. You can't really blame me. I mean, I was looking at a literal sex goddess!
There were a pair of ponies just casually standing just inside the doorway, one pink and one white. The pink one was... well, enchanting. They say that Celestia is the picture of ideal pony beauty, but the sun princess had nothing on this mare. She was buxom, with childbearing hips. Tall, but not as intimidatingly so as Celestia or Luna. She had a long horn poking out of her tri-color (purple, rose, and light gold) mane, and a pair of wings could be seem on her back.
Then there was her smell. I didn't know whether it was perfume or just her natural musk, but one whiff of it had a profound affect on me. Specifically my southern parts. It took all the willpower I could muster to keep my little soldier from standing at attention, but there was nothing I could do about my marehood. It was wet enough that I feared that I would begin dripping all over the floor.
Her partner wasn't that bad to look at either. The white-coated unicorn had an athletic build, a runners physique, though I could see that she had plenty of muscle to go with it. She wasn't freakishly large like Applejack's older sibling or that Biceps mare I'd seen around town; rather, her musculature served to compliment her figure. Her hip, although pronounced, were narrower than most ponies, and her breasts only amounted to a high B-cup. Maybe a low C if I were to be generous.
Her electric-blue mane was throwing me for a loop. Give the girl a pair of sunglasses and it'd be impossible to tell her apart from Vinyl Scratch. Well, almost. Her mane was nowhere near as messy as Vinyl's.
As soon as Twilight saw those two, her face instantly split into a grin. "Cadence! Gleamy!" With that declaration, Twilight rushed forward to meet the new arrivals. The pink one- Cadance I assumed, seeing as she was an Alicorn and Celestia mentioned a Princess Cadence yesterday- rushed forward as well on an intercept trajectory.
The two princesses met in the center of the room. I expected the usual pony greeting; either a hug or the more forceful glomp. What I saw instead was... well-
"~Sunshine sunshine~
~Ladybugs awake!~
~Clap your hands~
~And do a little shake!~"
It started off innocent enough. It was obviously some ritual the two had shared since one or the other was still a child. The ending, however... let's just say that, if they had done "a little shake" a few centimeters closer they'd have been tribbing right in the middle of the room. What little willpower I had left gave up the ghost and my cock fully emerged from my sheathe, and was now dangling at its full glory. I wasn't hard, but it wouldn't take much for me to reach full mast.
Once the Alicorns had finished their erotic little song and dance, they swiftly embraced one another. "Oh, Twily, it's been far too long since we last saw each other," the pink one said.
"I'm sorry, Cadence," Twilight replied sheepishly. "I've been so busy with... well, I just couldn't find the time to see you, Gleamy, or Flurry. Speaking of whom, where is my favorite niece?"
"Pinkie intercepted us at the train station," the Unicorn -Gleamy?- answered. "She talked us into letting her look after Flurry Heart while we came here." It may have been my imagination, but I could've sworn she was giving me the stink eye. "So, Twily, are you going to introduce us to your new... friend, or what?"
"Oh!" Twilight exclaimed, covering her mouth with one hand. "I'm sorry, it completely slipped my mind. Ben, this is my sister, Gleaming Shield," she waved towards the Unicorn, "and her wife, Princess Cadence."
"Hello," I said, a little too enthusiastically if I'm being honest. "It's nice to meet you both." I extended my hand to Gleaming Shield. I was not expecting her to try and crush it when she went for the handshake. I tried not to wince too much, but Cadence must've spotted it, because she gave Gleaming the look. You know the look. The one that promises a night on the couch should the recipient not toe the line.
"Ahem!" The four of us jumped in surprise before turning to see Platinum pouting at us. It seems that we had all forgotten about her. Gotta admit, her pouty face was downright adorable. "While it is good to see you again, cousin, you interupted us in the middle of something important."
Cadence blinked. "Oh, I'm sorry Platinum. I didn't see you there. I'm guessing Auntie sent you down for-"
"Yes, yes, I'm here to teach the new girl how to present herself to the nobility," Platinum interrupted, rolling her eyes. It didn't take a genus to figure out that she was getting tired of explaining herself. "Now, we have your claim to nobility settled. Next on the list is a proper name."
"Ugh," Twilight voiced her displeasure. "I know Ben's fine with this, but is changing his-er, her name really necessary?"
"Yes, it bloody well is!" Platinum said, almost yelling at Twi. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Gleaming Shield's hand clench tightly. "Appearances are everything to the nobility. A princess without a proper name would not sit well with them."
"I'm afraid I have to agree, Twilight<" Cadence said. "When I ascended to royalty, I was not allowed to keep the name I was born with. Although I am perfectly happy with ponies calling me Cadence, my official name is Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, and it has been ever since Princess Celestia brought me to Canterlot."
Twilight looked like she wanted to argue further, but she couldn't come up with a logical counterpoint on her own.
"Twilight, it's fine. Really," I said. I was glad Applejack was nowhere nearby. She'd have slugged me something fierce for lying through my teeth.
"Ben, you can't tell me that you're actually okay with this?!"
"I'm not exactly thrilled with it, no," I admitted. "But I see where Platinum's coming from. Besides, back on Earth, Ben isn't a common name given to females."
Twilight gave me an exasperated look. "For the love of- you're not a female, Ben!"
I just pointed at my tits. "These say otherwise."
Before we could get into an actual argument, Gleaming Shield cleared her throat. "Perhaps we could table this discussion for now. Ya know, calm down a little before any final decision is made."
Without missing a beat, Platinum seized the initiative. "Yes, the name issue isn't critical, it can wait a little bit." she said diplomatically. "However, I would lat least ike you to think of something... suitable for your nom de guerre while we move on to other matters."
"Uhh..."
Other matters, as it so happened, were magic lessons. As it so happens, being ninety percent Unicorns, I would have a difficult time earning the respect of Canterlot nobility if I couldn't perform even the most basic of magic. I didn't have to do anything on Twilight's level, thank Christ, Just basic stuff like levitation and light would be just fine for now.
"Again!"
Unfortunately, however, magic was hard. Like, really hard. I was giving myself the mother of all migraines just trying to light my horn up, and I couldn't even get a few tiny sparks to show for my effort.
"Are you even trying? Again!"
It didn't help that Platinum was a slave driver, and a terrible teacher to boot. Ever since she had commandeered one of the many empty rooms Twilight's castle had, Platinum began "instructing" me in how to use my magic, although her instructions were vague at best. Still, I grit my teeth, and tried once more to focus on my magic, whatever the hell that meant. Platinum didn't even give me a chance to ask questions before throwing me out into the deep end. After tying my feet to a cinder block.
"Well it looks like I made the right decision to see how you were doing after all," somepony said, breaking my concentration. Not like I was making any progress to begin with.
I looked over to see Cadence in the doorway, leaning casually against the frame and giving us a half-lidded look.
Platinum snorted derisively. "This doesn't concern you, cousin."
"I respectfully disagree," Cadence said. "I could tell at a glance that you're not making any progress at all, and it's frustrating you to no end. I hate to see you frustrated, Platy. It turns you into a complete bitch."
"Well what would you have me do?!" Platinum yelled. "Auntie wants the coronation over and done with and the new Princess presented to the court as soon as possible, and that can't happen unless she can demonstrate at least a modicum of skill in her magical abilities! Unless, of course, you want the nobility to tear into her like a bunch of sharks."
"Of course not," Cadence replied, horrified. "I just think that your... teaching methods may not be what our new princess needs."
"So you think you can do better?" Platinum asked, glaring at Cadence.
"Maybe I could," Cadence replied. If she was at all intimidated by Platinum, she didn't show it. "Why don't you step outside while I try and teach her. You do look quite stressed, and I hear that the Ponyville Spa comes highly recommended."
For a hot second there I thought that Princess Platinum was gonna go thermonuclear. I could hear her teeth grinding in frustration. But, in the end, she took a deep breath, in... and out, and it was like a switch was flipped. Perhaps... you are right, dear Cadence," she said. "Very well, then. I shall avail myself of the spa's services. In the meantime, you shall teach her what you cn." She shot me a glare. "I expect some progress by the time I return. I bid you both a good day." With that, Princess Platinum stormed out of the room. I thought she would slam the door on her wy out, but she just walked out without closing it.
"What a bitch," I muttered.
"Please don't talk about her like that," Cadence pleaded. "She really is a sweet girl once you get to know her. She just... has to put up with a lot of stress every day."
"If you say so," I replied, unconvinced.
Cadence had a look about her like she wanted to say more on the subject, but shook her head, as if thinking it a waste of time. "Very well. Why don't we start on where you're having trouble. What has Platinum had you do so far?"
I grunted. "She just wants me to light my horn up. Simple enough, from what I half-remember reading in one of Twilight's 'Magic for dummies' primers out of curiosity a few months back. I just gotta push the magic through my horn. Problem is-"
"You have no idea how to push magic through your horn, or where you're pushing it from," Cadence interrupted, a sly smirk on her face. "Am I right or am I right?"
I stared at her, wide eyed, and blinked. "That- that's exactly it! How did you-"
"Simply put, my dear, I had the exact same problem when I first ascended," Cadence replied. "Unicorns, you see, have this instinctive ability to just manipulate their internal magic reserves through their horn. This usually manifests at a young age as surges of wild magic that, while chaotic and potentially dangerous for unprepared parents, is essential for proper development of their... I'm going to call it magic sense, for lack of a better term. Twilight undoubtedly knows the proper one, but it'll do for now."
Scratching my head, I asked, "What's the point of this?"
"The point is," Cadence replied, "I know of a technique that'll help you. It won't turn you into a master magician over night, but it'll at least get the magic flowing through your horn."
"If it's so good, how come Platinum didn't bring it up?"
"She probably doesn't know," Cadence answered. "Most Unicorns think all magic works the same way. As a former Pegasus, I can tell you first hand that the way Pegasus magic allows us to fly and manipulate clouds is vastly different than what Unicorns use, and the same is true with Earth Pony magic. Plus, this technique is something I discovered for myself during some... youthful exploration."
That... that right there should've been the first warning sign. I should've known what I was getting myself into with just those two words. I'd like to say that I was tired and frustrated, but know, I was just being dumb. "Okay, what do I do."
I almost missed the predatory glint in Cadence's eye as she pulled up a comfy chair. "Just sit right down and I'll walk you through it."
Nodding, I sat down in that chair and made myself comfortable. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Cadence smirk. I then tensed up as she sat in my lap facing me, our tits mashed together.
"Relax," she said reassuringly, grabbing my face with both hands. With no more warning, her muzzle reached up and rubbed against my horn. My eyes crossed as a jolt rushed through my nerves. My breath quickened as she continued to rub up against my cranial protrusion. Then her tongue ran up the underside, and stars exploded in my vision.
She continued her treatment for a solid minute, alternating between licking and rubbing, all the while keeping a firm hold on my head. That was probably the only reason I wasn't thrashing about.
Finally, with one last lick from base to tip, my horn exploded in a shower of emerald sparks. Cadence backed off, still sitting in my lap but not in the direct line of fire. A few sparks landed on her muzzle with no ill effect.
I panted, desperately trying to catch my breath. My eyes were still crossed, and there was a goofy smile on my face. "Ohhhhh..." I groaned.
"Take your time," Cadence cooed. "We're in no rush."
I just continued to breathe deeply, Cadence smelled of lavender and rose. Whatever soap she used, I knew I had to get me some like it. Eventually, my vision returned to normal... sorta. I could see clearly, but everything around me looked... richer, for lack of a better term. It was as if there was a new color that I had been blind to until just now.
"Do you see it?" Cadence asked. At a loss for words, I simply nodded. "That is magic, as only a Unicorn can see. The other pony tribes can use magic, yes, but only those with a horn can sense it like this. Do you remember what it felt like as it flowed through your horn? Think you can achieve that on your own?"
I closed my eyes and focused inwards. Now that I had an inkling on what I was looking for it was amazingly simple. Before long I felt it; not the orgasmic burst from earlier, but merely a pleasant tingle in my forehead. I opened my eyes and looked up. There, just at the edge of my vision, was a faint ultramarine glow along the length of my horn. The smile on my face was radiant.
With a thought, I extinguished the light, and then fixed Cadence with a level stare. "Youthful exploration, huh?"
She just smiled, though her cheeks were extra-rosy. "Well, I am the Princess of Love..." Cadence trailed off as she wiggled in my lap.
That was when I realized just how compromising our position looked, especially since my member was rock hard and entrenched between her butt cheeks. I blushed and smiled awkwardly. Cadence took one look at me and giggled.
"Aww, is somepony embarrassed?" she teased.
I immediately launched a counteroffensive. "Well, what if your wife came in and caught us?"
"Well, considering we have an open marriage, she'd be asking to join in," Cadence replied. "Either way, we don't have to worry about that right now."
"... I'm almost afraid to ask, but why?"
Cadence's smirk turned predatory. "She and Twilight are currently locked in her room, going at each other like horny teenagers."
You hear that noise? That was my brain shifting from first to third without using the clutch. "Wha-"
"Are you surprised?" Cadence asked. "They do love each other very much, after all."
"But... sisters... siblings!?"
Cadence shook her head. "So, I guess humans have a taboo against incest? Pity. But that's not important right now." Cadence wiggled her ass, sending a fresh reminder to my loins.
I just groaned. "Are we really doing this?"
"Why not? Cadence asked. "We're two consenting adults about to engage in a healthy leisure activity. Is that so wrong?"
I actually took a few seconds to formulate an answer. "I suppose not..."
"Besides," Cadence added with a smirk, "how many Princesses have you bedded lately?"
Finally, it was my turn to throw her for a loop for a change. "Two," I said nonchalantly. Cadence blinked and tilted her head. I rolled my eyes and added, "Okay, one, I'm not sure if the second one counts. Crazy dream sex and all."
Apparently that wasn't surprising enough. Cadence was only stunned for a hot second before she just shook her head, smiling yet again. "Oh Auntie, up to your usual tricks I see. Still, that changes nothing. Wanna shoot for another?"
I was tempted. Sorely tempted. "... you sure your spouse won't mind?"
"Of course not," Cadence replied. "In fact..." Before I knew what was going on, I was blinded by a flash of pale blue light and felt my insides lurch, as if I were being dragged sideways. When my vision cleared we were no longer in our little repurposed practice room.
We were in Twilight's bedroom. Cadence's teleport was pretty precise, too. We ended up standing, side by side at the door. The air was heavy with the musky stench of sex, and I could hear the slapping noise of flesh-on-flesh. Then I saw it. Twilight Sparkle on her bed, on all fours while being pounded from behind by her sister. Gleaming Shield was definitely at peak physical fitness. She hadn't even broken a sweat while it was practically dripping from Twilight.
"Hey, honey," Gleaming greeted, almost conversationally, as if she wasn't going to town on Twilight. Or even concerned that we caught them in the act. Granted, that last bit wasn't surprising. In my experience most ponies play off someone walking in on them mid-coitus as no big deal. "What brings you two up here?"
"Oh, our newest Princess managed to access her magic for the first time and I thought we'd celebrate. Mind if we join in?"
Ok, I was not expecting that. Eh, no big deal. Not like Gleaming would let me-
"I don't see why not. Twilight, what do you think?" Despite her exhausted look, Twilight had enough energy to manage a thumbs up.
You know what, this was one of those times that I'd just roll with it. "Fuck it, I'm- EEK!"
I hadn't been keeping track of Cadence, and she had snuck her hand down and began probing at my moistened nethers. She ran two fingers up and down my outer lips, causing me to shudder. I pushed my hips back in an attempt to get even more inside me, but Cadence removed those magical digits before anything could be achieved.
"Well, let's not keep them waiting," she said breathily in my ear, She began walking towards the bed slowly, seductively, with an exagerated movement of her hips. Her tail flicked to the side, giving me an unobstructed view of her tone ass, and a little peek of her own wet pussy between her legs, right behind her low-hanging balls.
Taking in a deep breath, my nose took in a new scent. It was spicy, like cinnamon, and it seemed to be coming from the pink Princess. She looked over her shoulder and gave me a wink. I just began walking towards the bed, following Cadence as Gleaming and Twilight pulled themselves apart. Gleaming's cock, covered in Twilight's fluids, was an impressive specimen, one of the largest I had ever seen excluding Princess Celestia and Applejack's older sibling. Yet, it was not an intimidating sight at all. I felt my mouth water just looking at it.
Before long, I had crossed the distance and Cadence was helping me up on the bed. I needed a second or two to find my sea legs, as it were. Everything from the knee down was shaped differently than what I was used to, and I needed a moment to get used to crawling again. I took the lead, my turgid cock swinging below, but Cadence was right behind me. Her hot breath wafted over my lady bits.
Twilight and Gleaming were kneeling side by side, their hard members right at face level to me and dripping with pre. Amazingly enough, they were pretty close in size, though I think Twilight edged her sis out by a couple inches. I stopped, unsure how to proceed, who I wanted to taste first. I could start with Twilight, but we'd already had sex once before. Although, she only rammed my ass that time, so this'd still be a new experience.
As their cocks twitched in anticipation, I paused to consider my options. Cadence didn't like that idea. She planted her muzzle right on my lower lips and took a deep breath. I shuddered as she breathed out, the warm air flowing over my wet pussy.
"You smell divine, my dear," Cadence said breathily. She extended her tongue and ran it over my lips, causing me to shudder. "And you taste like fine ambrosia."
"Does she, now?" Gleaming asked, a smirk gracing her features. "If her pussy tastes that good, I wonder what her cum tastes like."
"Cherries and white chocolate," Twilight answered matter-of-factly. All three of us shot her a look. "What? You left more than enough when I took a sample. Semen taste is a good general indicator of a pony's health."
"Really?" I deadpanned, not buying a single word of it.
"Yes, really," Twilight answered without missing a beat. "It won't tell you anything specific, but certain tastes, particularly overly bitter ones, can be early indicators of disease in a pony."
"I have to confirm what Twilight 's saying, here," Gleaming said. "It's standard guard practice to taste one's own issue at least once a week. I knew one filly that found out she was pre-diabetic that way; her cum tasted sickeningly sweet to her. Thankfully the medics caught it in time and she finished her tour in perfect health."
"Less talking more fucking," Cadence blurted out. I felt Cadence's cock for the first time, sliding between my ass cheeks until it poked at the base of my tail It was only a little bigger than Twilight's and Gleaming's, maybe an inch or so. I instinctively flicked my tail to the side, giving the pink Alicorn unfettered access to me hindquarters.
"She loves getting it up her plot," Twilight said. I only grumbled in response, but still took hold of her cock in my left hand, while my right grabbed Gleaming's. Without any more support, my front half fell onto the bed, now resting on my rack. Cadence continued thrusting in between my cheeks while I began pumping Twilight and her sister.
Cadence's pace increased. She still hadn't penetrated me yet, seemingly satisfied with her hotdogging. I was starting to get frustrated. I began wriggling around trying to force Cadence to commit, but was rewarded by a firm smack to the ass.
"Now, now," Cadence chided. "There's no rush. We have plenty of time to enjoy ourselves," With that, she bid me to raise up She pulled me back until her breasts were squished up against my back. More careful repositioning saw her member jutting out through the space between my thighs, running over my increasingly wet sex. Cadence then reached around with both hands and began fondling my own breasts.
Twilight took the oportunity to close the distance and wrapped me in her arms as well. It was a somewhat awkward position, to be sure, what with our cocks pressed into each other's bellies, but she somehow made it work. Her muzzle reached up and took hold of the tip of an ear. I hissed as she began nibbling at it.
"Looks like she likes a lot of things, Twily," Gleaming said slyly. "Doubt she has as many kinks as my Cady, though."
Cadence scoffed. "Of course not. I am the Princess of love and Mistress of Sex. Nopony is as kinky as me."
Gleaming coughed at theat statement, and I thought I overheard her mumble something about a "Chrysalis" while doing so. What butterflys had to do with sex, I did not know. Nor did I really want to find out at the time either.
Twilight pulled back a few feet, giving me ample breathing room, and also giving her sister a chance to get in on the action. Gleaming leaned down, like she was going in for blowjob. Instead, however, she missed with her mouth completely, and it was only then that I noticed her horn glowing a bright pink. It didn't take me long to figure out what spell she was casting, only the time it took for her to place it on my erection.
She had turned her horn into a vibrator, and oh boy was it a powerful one. She had barely run it up my length before I was cumming,Near constant stimulation had left me on a hair trigger, and before I knew it I was shooting a load all over Twilight's belly, with a few back splashes getting into Gleaming's cobalt mane.
Without missing a beat, Twilight reached down with two fingers and scooped up a bit. She brought it up to her muzzle as if to have herself a taste, but she paused, considering. She then turned her hand around and held it out in front of my face in offering. With only a moment's hesitation I reached forward and engulfed her digits.
She was right, cherries and white chocolate. I had to be careful, otherwise I'd try to survive off my own cum and nothing else.
After tasting myself, an idea came to me. A wonderfully naughty idea. I looked over my shoulder, trying to give Cadence the slyest look I could manage. She must've had an inkling to what I was planning, since she let me go. Taking advantage of my newfound freedom, I reached forward and gave Twilight a shove. With an "oof" she landed on her back. I thew myself forward, landing face first into her belly, narrowly avoiding her rigid member.
I gripped her cock firmly with my left hand and then proceeded to clean the mess I made of her belly. With my tongue. I was glad ponies don't really shed fur all that much, otherwise my tongue would've been covered with lavender fur. Instead, all I tasted was delicious pony spunk.
"She learns quick," Gleaming commented. I blushed, not quite able to tune her out. Once I had finished licking up every last drop, I turned my muzzle to other matters, namely Twilight's cock. Still gripping the base, I kissed my way up her length until I reached the crown. I then began nibbling along the edge, eliciting a small hiss of pleasure from Twi.
"Didn't take her long to learn how to fellate a cock," Cadence commented.
I chuckled to myself. "I've been sucking cocks long before any of this happened," I said, pumping up and down on Twilight's member with my hand to keep up the pressure. It was true. Being around naked ponies and their penii just hanging in the wind for months on end, once I became sexually active with them it didn't take long before I became curious.
Yes, as I said before, it was hella gay. A lot of fun, though, once I got into it.
"Ooooh," Cadence cooed at me. "Our new Princess is such a little slut."
"Not like that's anything new. Isn't that right, Twily?" Gleaming asked, before leaning over and giving Twi a quick peck on her cheek. I returned my muzzle to Twilight's cock, taking the entire tip in my mouth. I worked my way down until it was poking the back of my throat, then continued even further. I was thankful that I lost my gag reflex with the transformation. Deepthroating was no fun if your body's fighting it, after all.
I hummed around Twilight's cock, sending vibrations up her shaft. She didn't last long after that. Within moments, while I was at the end of my downstroke, she cried out "C-cumming!"
The first jet of cum went straight into my belly. That wouldn't do. That wouldn't do at all. I swiftly pulled up until I just had her flared head in my mouth. I let her spun pool on my tongue. She tasted like boysenberry. Very nice. I let her issue fill my mouth a bit before swallowing. A little escaped around the edge of my muzzle, but I managed to keep most of it in.
As Twilight's orgasm tapered off, I felt a pair of strong arms grab hold of me. With barely any warning I was pulled off Twilight and thrown against the other edge of the rather large bed. "Ah!" I cried out in surprise. Looking up, I sw Gleaming Shield looming over me, a lustful look in her eye and her dark-blue cock throbbing. I gulped, then spread my legs as wide as I could. Intimidating she may have looked, but god damn was it turning me on.
I didn't have long to wait. Before I knew it Gleaming had the head of her cock under my balls, just rubbing the edge of my moist folds. "You ready?" she asked softly. I couldn't agree fast enough. Taking my furious nodding for permission, Gleaming Shield entered me, finding next to no resistance on my part.
"Oooh!" I cried out. Stars above, I was loving this. The anticipation, the ever-growing feeling of fullness, it was bliss. Being on the giving end simply didn't compare. When Gleaming finally hilted, she held herself there. Her throbbing length was driving me to ever higher peaks. Gleaming leaned forward until her breasts were squishing against mine, and then she surprised me with a kiss.
My eyes opened wide as her lips met mine, but that wasn't the only surprise. I felt her tongue prodding at my mouth, seeking entrance. I opened up, letting her flexible organ inside where it met my own on the field of battle.
it was a short battle for dominance, one which I lost obviously. Gleaming was simply too experienced in the art of the french(?) kiss. Accepting defeat gracefully, I moaned, my mewl of pleasure muffled by the mare atop me. A few seconds later, Gleaming pulled away, leaving me a panting mess.
Then, much to my dismay, the white Unicorn began pulling out. I whimpered pitifully as a feeling of emptiness overtook me. Gleaming retreated until only the tip remained, then thrust back in hard. I gasped, almost losing my breath at the sudden motion. My back arched as she pulled back once again. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Twilight and Cadence going at it as well. Twilight was pounding Cadence fast and hard from behind.
Gleaming continued in that same manner. Slow, but steady and hard. "Faster," I gasped as Gleaming retreated once more. She grinned at me, and her pace increased, going faster and faster with each stroke. Gleaming still hadn't broken a sweat yet. Hell, she still wasn't breathing hard at all.
I was surprised when Gleaming pulled out fully. Before I could protest, she had once again flipped me over, and was pressing her cock against my ass. I didn't even have time to get myself situated before Gleaming shoved her way in, only reaching a quarter of the way in on the first stroke.
"Agh!" I grunted when Gleaming stopped. It took me a moment to get my bearings, and I relaxed. Gleaming shoved further in, reching the halfway point with barely any resistance. My pucker put up a token resistance against the medial ring, but it too slipped inside. As soon as it passed over my prostate, I shuddered in pleasure and my cock erupted. Cum shot out below me, covering the sheets with a pool of creamy white. Then my vision was obstructed by pink.
"Having fun, are we?" she asked. I looked up and got an eyeful of her limp cock, still dangling free and covered in Twilight's feminine juices. "Why don't you clean me up while Twilight has her turn with her sister's sweet ass?"
As if on cue, I felt increased pressure from behind, as if someone else was pushing Gleaming into me harder. I didn't even bother to look back and simply ran my tongue up the topside of Cadence's member, getting a taste of Twilight's pussy for the first time. As is typical, Twilight's juices didn't really taste like much of anything. While pony cum came in a variety of candy and fruity flavors, pussy didn't have much flavor at all, just a vague sweetness.
Gleaming's thrusting redoubled, and for the first time I heard her panting. Then I felt the head of her cock flare, and before long she was filling me with a wonderful warm feeling that was becoming all too familiar. I moaned around Cadenc'e cock as Gleaming blasted her load deep inside me.
All too soon, however, Gleaming finished and pulled out with a wet plop, and despite my ministrations Cadence remained frustratingly limp. The pink Princess finally pulled away from me and lit her horn. My body was then surrounded by a cornflower-blue aura as Cadence gently lifted me into the air.
I was slowly levitated towards the head of the bed. Twilight was waiting there, already curled up and fast asleep. Her little snores were cute as hell. I was gently laid down next to her. She must've sensed my presence somehow, since he then reached out with one arm and pulled me close. Twilight gave off a pleased mewl as she snuggled.
"Aww, isn't that just the cutest?" Cadence cooed, and I heard some suppressed snickering coming from Gleaming. Thankfully for them I wasn't in the right mood to so much as glare at them. Hell, with Twilight holding me I felt the first inklings of sleep overcoming me.
"Why don't you two rest for a little bit," Gleaming said. "Cadence and I have a few things we need to take care of."
With that, I gave up my fight to remain awake and surrendered myself to dreamland. Maybe Luna had a surprise for me.
Author's Note
Yes, this Princess Platinum is actually a gender-bent Prince Blueblood. Bluebelle seemed a little too overplayed for me. I figured, hey, a lot of fanon depicts Blueblood as a descendant of Princess Platinum, so I just took it and ran with it.
I've had fun writing for her. She's the first truly confrontational pony that Ben's interacted with in this story so far. Hopefully I can turn her into something other than one-dimensional in the future.
Oh, boy, it's been a while folks. Hurricane Harvey threw me for a loop and it took me over a month before I could actually get back to this story. Still rebuilding, but we're making progress. But, to make it up to you all, here's the longest chapter of this story yet, just in time for Thanksgiving.
Also, I've started on another story. It's not pony related, and it's very early in the writing process
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