Vinyl wakes up to Luna screaming for weed. "What the buck Luna I will get weed just shut up" "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEED""wait, you shot yourself last night." Vinyl remembers the events of the precarious knight as described opens the safe, grabbing diapers and weed. She ten diapers Luna? And gives her weed.Luna immediately begins to piss herself, and she pisses so much that the diaper overfills and begins to lean. Vinyl puts another one on her, and then begins to prepare breakfast.she makes eggs, waffles, cum sauce, and her pussy. "Luna breakfast is ready,"says vinyl. Luna walks downstairs, and vinyl can see she has bout 20000000000000000000 pounds of shit in her diaper, explaining the empty pantry.vonyl shits her pants in excitement, and then she takes her cat,pussy off of the plate because she loved her cat very much. She then changes the cum sauce for syrup, because cum and weed are both bad for them both. During breakfast vinyl pisses her tight sexy jeans and goes upstairs to get a diaper for herself. Vinyl comes down in a diaper, and has a bottle of pills.
"What are the pills for?"a asks Luna."theyre for opioids" vinyl puts one in her mouth,and hands one to vinyl. They go to the dentist, and get they're wisdom teeth pulled. Then they go and find discord,and connect him to a computer monitor. They then say opioids until people ask why, then they get prompted to write a fic. They completely ignore their promos and write about whatever the fuck they want to . Witch is whatever pops into they're head. Then Luna drops a huge ducking nuke in the changeling lands, creating badlands. Thankfully all of the changelings were invading canterlot it the time. Then vinyl goes and dumps Luna, causing her to go back to celestial, making it back at the direct end of the changeling invasion. Vinyl then goes and follows her dreams of becoming a DJ and meets Octavia. Now everyone meets together in. Taco store for a Giant orgy. Then at the end, Luna pulls the pin on a grenade and yells "WHEN UOU HO TACO YOU NO GO BACKO!" And the grenade explodes. The only thing left alive is the tantabus, who now reinfhs supreme. The end I guess. Now go recommend this story to everyone you have ever known and loved. Before. bye! Also this is the result of me being high as fuck and I might have to add another chapter if random shit to be able to publish it. I love you all.
Once in the afterlife, they all go before Faust, and she damns them to eternal torment by pipsqueak. Pipsqueak tortures them all by making them grow weed without being able to smoke any of it. They get punishment, and pipsqueak runs an afterlife drug cartel. Because logic. Then they all get reborn in equestrian, and then they cause all of these events. They never die again because of this fandom. I love all of you for making it this far. Have a good day/night, and I'm going to go suffer through my mouth pain. Bye. This sentence is filler so I can uplift this story. Lol this is fun. Words words words words. Pm me of you want to see more shitfics like this one. Lol this story sucks. The spelling that is of the bad is intentional.
"Come on Luna, just do it!" Whined Vinyl. "No" "Please?" "No" "Please?" "No" "please" "yes "really?" " no, but I would like a cigarette." Says Luna as vinyl hands her a pack of smokes. "Try one of the green ones" "says vinyl as Luna pulled one out. She brought it up to her lips, lit it, and inhaled. "Why is everything coulorful?"it's the weed" "Damn you vinyl" says Luna as she takes another hit."let's go home scratch" Theh get in the car, with Luna behind The wheel. " OK so I don't think you should be driving in this condition did it's not a good idea" said Vinyl." Who Cares what you say, I certainly don't "said Luna.is Luna be damned log forward she began to swerve all over the road trying to dodge invisible animals into the drugs and alcohol from earlier.no agenda swerved to avoid of job are you bear only to hit pipsqueak. no agenda swerved to avoid of giant bear only to hit pipsqueak A shower of blood and gore covers the car, and some of it gets logged under the windshield wipers. "Oh by God you just hit that kid are you going to stop?" "What kid" they then smashed through the garage door and into the back of the garage . They get out of the car and walk to the bedroom . Luna gigs vinyl over the head with a lamp, and she passes out.
When vinyl comes to, she sees Luna beating the shit out of some misty thing." TAKE THAT YOU FILFTHY FUCKING TANTABUS!" Yells Luna as the mist dissipates. Luna then strips down vinyl, and begins to finger duck her as Luna shits her tight black panties. Her panties full so much that they overflow and fall down as Vinyl moans in arousal. The pleasure continues for an hour beforemluna comes off of her high, and promptly passes out. Then Luna wakes up, and demands more weed. Vinyl agrees, but at the cost of Luna taking a shower, and putting on a diaper. Luna agrees, and gets in the shower while vinyl goes to buy weed and diapers. She gets on her Morocycle, since the car is totaled and covered in blood. As she gets on her motocycle, she remembers that all of these things re in her safe, under the bed. She goes back inside, only to find Luna standing there, with a gun pointed at her own chest. She is wearing a loose jacket, and before vinyl can say anything, she pulls the trigger. Red sprays everywhere, and she crumples to the ground. Vinyl goes to sleep to deal with it in the morning....
