Hello, this is the part where I, the narrator, would normally name myself to you, the reader, but I am afraid that such a label would be meaningless by comparison to the lighted-hearted satirical nature of this venture. If you feel the compunction to call me something, however, then you may dub me Mr. Whiskers.

For those of you interested in reading a tale of dramatic woe, I would caution you. This is not the story for you. While it is certainly true that Tim's narrative here begins in one of melancholy, being plucked from his home in some remote universe and transported to Equestria, his tale is anything but sad. Indeed, it is one of chaos.

Chapter 1 is proofread by PoisonClaw and princeps
Additional editing is done by TheDizzyDan
Artwork provided by Lome