The Psycho Family Discover The Mane 6

by CAPTAIN YOSHI HD

Rating: teen
Tags: Science Fiction, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Other, Starlight Glimmer, Crossover, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Human, Main 6, Drama
Length: 13048

McJuggerNuggets returns to Equestria.

McJuggerNuggets wanted to know the heroes of Equestria, so he returns to look for clues.

Published 2017-03-02 03:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-20 22:51:06 UTC

Forcng The Information

A portal opening in the air once more, the two people Jesse and J.T. Ridgway has returned to Equestria to find out about the heroes. They got on their feet and brushed the dirt off their shirts. "How you doing, bro?", Jesse asked.

"Doing fine.", J.T. said. "So, why are we coming back here again?"

"I want to know who the heroes are in this world.", Jesse said. "Before we left here the last time we came, she didn't gave me the answer, I wanted to know, but she didn't listen. So, we're coming back here to get the information out of the princess."

The two brothers entered the castle. When they reached the hallway, they found the three princesses, the captain of the castle guard playing with the new alicorn baby, Flurry Heart. "What if they still don't give you the answers.", J.T. warned.

"Don't worry about a thing, J.T.", Jesse said. "I heard that Celestia sends these heroes on quests, I'm sure she wants to talk about them."

"Yes, but what if she doesn't listen.", J.T. warned again.

"J.T., they will say something about them.", Jesse said. He approached the princesses and the guard captain and greeted them. "Hello, princesses and captain."

"Hello, Jesse. Hello, J.T.", Celestia said. Then, she shook her head and recognized the faces of the two people who once visited. "Jesse?! J.T.?!"

"What are you two doing back here?", Luna asked.

"Now, look, Princess Celestia, I don't want to sound ridiculous, I know you didn't answer me about who the heroes of this world are, but I think it's the time that you tell me who they are.", Jesse said. "What are their names?"

"We're not telling you anything.", Shining Armor said.

"What... did you say?", Jesse asked.

"I said we're not telling you anything.", Shining Armor repeated.

"Hey, I'm asking you guys nicely, it's not like I'm wanting sympathy.", Jesse said. "I need to know, why aren't you giving me the answers?"

Celestia took a deep breath and let her words fall out. "Because, it's none of your concern. You don't need to know the heroes of our home land."

"Oh, so you guys aren't that easy to get information out from, I used a gun to force my dad out for some information.", Jesse said. "What's the matter with you, guys, you don't like sharing stuff."

"We're giving you information about heroes and you can't make us.", Luna said.

"Look, the quicker you tell me the heroes, the sooner it will be all over.", Jesse said. "Can you please just show us those heroes?"

"No, there's no way we're showing you the heroes, Jesse, you're in our castle and you need to get out right now.", Celestia said.

"Come on.", Jesse said. "What do you have against us? Do you like hate us or something? We haven't done nothing wrong to you."

"No, you're in our castle and you're blackmailing information out of us about the heroes of this world.", Cadence said.

"We're blackmailing?", J.T. asked. "You think we're blackmailing you guys? Jesse would never blackmail anybody."

"J.T., let me do all the stuff here.", Jesse said.

"No, Jesse, you've done enough.", Celestia said. "Get out of this castle, you're not welcome here anymore."

"Jesse, we need to get out of this place, they're going to give us the information, lets just go.", J.T. said.

"Alright, Alright, I'm coming.", Jesse said. The two brothers left the castle.

Upset and confused, Jesse pasted around wondering why the princesses wouldn't give out the information about the heroes. "I just don't get it, bro.", Jesse said. "Why aren't they listening to me?"

"Maybe, they just don't want you to know about the heroes.", J.T. guessed.

"That's besides that, J.T.", Jesse said. "We just need to figure out a way to lend out the information."

"It's not like you point a weapon at them just like your character did to his dad.", J.T. said.

An idea flew into Jesse's head. "Bro, you're a genius, I can just use a weapon to force the information out.", he said.

"But, what kind of weapon should we find?", J.T. asked. "We have guns in our world, but this world doesn't. Is there any other weapon you can use? How about a spear?"

"That could be one.", Jesse said. "I'll go find some wax." He ran off to find some wax.

A few hours later, Jesse arrived back to the front of the castle. He carved the wax and made it into the shape of a spear, he worked on the corners and tried not to make the spear sharp, he wants to prank the guard captain and the princesses with it, once he was finished and he painted it grey to make it look like a spear.

J.T. took a look at it. "So, how are you going to kill someone if it's made out of wax?", he asked. "Wax can't kill, Jesse."

"I know wax can't kill, brother, I'm going to prank those creatures using a grey waxed spear made by McJuggerNuggets. This could be our big future, J.T., it's time to get the information about the heroes of Equestria once for all with the help of McJuggerNuggets."

The two brothers slowly head into the castle. Jesse hid his spear behind his back, he wanted to scare the guard captain and the princesses. Once they got in, the princesses and the captain of the castle guard saw him coming near them once again. Celestia wanted to take action, but Shining Armor took over. "What the hell are you doing here, Jesse, didn't the princess say you weren't welcome--", he started as he was cut short when Jesse pointed his spear at him. "Whoa! What are you doing? Put the weapon down!"

"Don't you go anywhere.", Jesse warned.

"What did you say?", Shining Armor asked.

"I said don't go anywhere without giving out information about the heroes, you hear me?", Jesse asked.

"Is this what it's all about?!", Shining Armor asked.

"Shut up!", Jesse shouted.

"You-you lost your mind!", Shining Armor exclaimed.

"I will kill you if you don't give out the information about the heroes.", Jesse said. "This weapon is really sharp. You don't want it to stab you, do you?"

"You're crazy, boy!", Shining Armor yelled.

"Come forward a little bit, see if you can hurt me without having me trying to stab you.", Jesse said.

Shining Armor took three steps near Jesse. "You lost it, boy!", he yelled.

"Who are the heroes?", Jesse asked.

"Put the weapon down or you're going in the dungeon!", Shining Armor shouted.

"WHO ARE THE HEROES?!", Jesse repeated.

"I'm serious, you'll be in the dungeon, you lost it!", Shining Armor said.

"I want to know the heroes.", Jesse said. "Just give me the information about the heroes of this world and it'll all be over."

"No, we're not saying anything about the heroes!", Shining Armor yelled.

"The princess sends these heroes on quests, we just know it.", Jesse said.

"It's none of your business!", Shining Armor screamed.

"Fine.", Jesse said. "If this is what you want,... THEN PREPARE TO DIE!" He raised his spear preparing to kill the white unicorn.

"NOOOOOOO!", Cadence screamed.

"GUARDS!", Shining Armor screamed.

The guards of the Crystal Empire came running in with their weapons, they aimed them at Jesse.

Jesse stopped and backed up. "Wait! Wait! Guys! Guys! It's a prank!", he said. "It's a prank, I'm going to kill you." He put the spear down. "I'm not-- What the hell?!"

Shining Armor picked up the spear and tried to stab Jesse with it. Then, he realized it was fake all along. "IT'S A FAKE!", he screamed, throwing the spear to the ground.

Terrified, Jesse tried to run, but he saw J.T.'s face turning red and shaking fists with anger. "YOU CRAZY BASTARD!", he screamed. He ran up to Shining Armor and kicked him in the face, knocking him out cold.

"SHINING!", Cadence screamed.

J.T. wanted to attack him some more, but Jesse took him in his grip and pulled him away. "J.T.! STOP! STOP! STOP! JUST LEAVE HIM!", Jesse screamed. The two ran out of the castle for their lives.

Cadence was so upset, she ran out to entrance of the castle and screamed at the top of her voice. "WE'LL SEND THE GUARDS OUT TO FIND YOU'LL BE IN THE DUNGEON!", she screamed.

Jesse and J.T. took cover behind a couple houses and caught their breath.

Jesse was so terrified, he picked up his phone and dialed his dad, Jeffrey Ridgway's number. He waited for his dad to pick up. "I'm calling my dad.", he said. "He legit thought it was real. He legit thought it was real. I'm not going back in there, I'll kick his ass, his big white fury ass."

"Hello.", the voice of his dad on the phone said.

"Dad, uh..., Dad, the captain of the castle guard just tried to kill me.", Jesse said with panic.

"What are you talking about?", Jeffrey asked.

"He pulled the spear on me and tried to stab me with it and he thought that weapon was real, but it wasn't real.", Jesse said. "It wasn't a real spear, Dad."

"What are you talking about?", Jeffrey asked again. "I don't understand what's happing over there."

"I was pulling a prank on them, I thought would be the best way to give out the information about the heroes of this place.", Jesse said. "But, the spear was fake, I was threatening him that I'll kill him if he doesn't give me the information."

"Did they not want you to know about them?", Jeffrey asked.

"I think so.", Jesse said. "Listen, we're on our way out of the village in front of the castle, I was pretending like I was going to kill him with the spear, there were guards going after me, so I put the spear down and told them it's a model, but he took it from me and tried to cut my stomach. J.T. got really mad and kicked him the face, knocking him out, I pulled him back and we ran out for our lives. I need you here with me, Dad."

"Nobody messes with my boy like that, you hear me?", Jeffrey asked. "I'm on my way. What's the place?"

"The Crystal Empire, there's a village in front of a castle, and it's made of crystals.", Jesse said. "We're going to chill at the back of the village. Make sure you bring Uncle Larry and Corn with you, I don't want J.T. to come at the captain and kick him in the face again, he did that after I got attacked by him."

"I don't give a damn about who attacked who, I'll make sure I bring Uncle Larry and Corn, I'll be there.", Jeffrey said.

"Yeah, thanks.", Jesse said. "I love you, Dad."

Confrontation

Jesse and J.T. were chilling at the entrance of the village of The Crystal Empire. Jesse was pasting back and forth in front of his brother. "Where is Dad, Uncle Larry, and Corn?", he asked. "It's been forty-five minutes and they still haven't shown up."

"They'll turn up some how, Jesse, you can't just paste around the place, it's not going to get them here faster.", J.T. said.

A portal opened up above them and Jeffrey, Uncle Larry, and Corn dropped out. The three got up and straightened their bodies. "Hey, Jesse, you doing ok?", Uncle Larry asked.

"Yes, me and J.T. are doing fine, thanks for coming, guys.", Jesse said.

"So, what does this captain of the castle guards look like?", Jeffrey asked.

"The captain of the castle guard is a white unicorn with a blue mane and they're in that castle.", Jesse said pointing at the castle.

"They live in a castle like that?", Corn asked.

"Yes, there three princesses named Celestia, Luna, and Cadence, that white unicorn is named Shining Armor, and they have a new born baby named Flurry Heart.", J.T. said.

"What did the princesses look like?", Uncle Larry asked.

"Each of those princesses have unicorn horns on their foreheads and they have wings on their sides.", Jesse said. "They're known as alicorns."

"We've never seen a creature like that in our world.", Corn said.

"I know.", Jeffrey said. "It's bullshit, I can't believe this is happening."

They arrived in front of the castle. "See that?", Jesse asked.

"Yeah, I see this, this is the castle they live in, isn't it?", Jeffrey asked.

"Yes, I can't go in there, because J.T. hurt the captain of the castle guard.", Jesse said. "If I go in there, they're going to be so pissed at me."

"Don't worry about a thing, I'm going in there.", Jeffrey said.

"Dad, be careful.", Jesse said.

"Oh, I'll be careful alright.", Jeffrey said. He approached the front door and walked in. He went through the hallway and saw the three princesses taking care of Shining Armor.

Poor Shining Armor was sitting in a wheelchair, his back legs are two weak to walk on and his right side bone is cracked.

"Hey.", Jeffrey called out.

The four creatures turned and saw him in the middle of the hallway. "Who are you?", Celestia asked.

Jeffrey got close, removed the glasses from his eyes, and placed them on his cap. "I'm Jesse's father, Jeffrey Ridgway.", he said.

"You're the person that Jesse was talking about a while ago.", Celestia said.

"I came here to talk to that blue haired freak in a wheelchair.", Jeffrey said.

"About what?", Shining Armor asked.

"About you pulling a weapon on my son.", Jeffrey said.

"That served him right.", Shining Armor said rudely.

"What are you talking about?", Jeffrey asked. "You pulled a spear on my son's stomach and tried to kill him."

"He broke in here trying to get information out of us.", Shining Armor said.

"About what?", Jeffrey asked.

"The heroes of this world.", Shining Armor said.

"He just wants to know who they are, it's not like they want money from you.", Jeffrey said.

"HE WANTS MONEY FROM US?!", Shining Armor shouted.

"Shining, calm down, I'll take care of this.", Celestia said. "The first time he came here, he helped Princess Cadence with her new born baby, and now he wants to know who the heroes are, well, he's not hearing any of that."

"Yeah, he broke in here with a fake spear and tried to force out information about the heroes.", Luna said.

"That's besides the point.", Jeffrey said. "He's trying to be nice, that's it."

"Nice?!", Shining Armor growled. "He made some series on the internet about you being a psychopath, even though you're not."

"I'm proud of that boy, he worked really hard on that series, he's been making money out of videos for a while.", Jeffrey said.

"We should've put him in the dungeon if we had the chance.", Shining Armor said.

"He's not a psychopath.", Jeffrey said. "Did you pull a weapon on him? Did you do that? I'm not here to scream at you guys."

"He pulled the weapon on my husband.", Cadence said.

"Stay out of this, Cadence.", Shining Armor said.

"I'm trying to help you, Shining.", Cadence said.

"Look, I don't know what's the deal with you, but you pulled a weapon on my son's stomach, you should be in jail for that shit.", Jeffrey said.

"Oh, I should be?!", Shining Armor asked. "I'm the captain of the castle guard, I own the dungeon."

Jesse, Uncle Larry, J.T., and Corn were waiting for Jeffrey to come back out after his talk with the princesses and the jacked up captain. "You think he's doing okay in there?", Jesse asked.

"I bet.", Corn said. "You know, Jesse, instead of getting information out of those strange creatures, we can just find it in the book." He pulled out a book that says 'Equestrian History'.

Jesse took the book, opened it up, and looked through the pages, he stopped at a page where it shows the information about the heroes. "I found information, it says somewhere in a place called Ponyville, there three mares, a.k.a., the mane six. The names are Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Fluttershy. Twilight Sparkle is the element of magic and is the leader, Applejack is the element of honesty and never lies, Rainbow Dash is the element of loyalty and never gives up on her friends, Fluttershy is the element of kindness and is the keeper of animals, Rarity is the element of generosity and is the most beautiful mare in the world, and Pinkie Pie is the element of laughter and can make ponies smile." Then, he found a picture of a castle that looks like a tree. "Holy shit. This must be their castle."

"Did the book show what the heroes look like?", J.T. asked.

"No, I don't see any picture of them.", Jesse said.

"Maybe once we get to the castle, we'll find a picture of the heroes.", Uncle Larry said.

They heard Jeffrey about to leave the castle, but he's still fighting with the princesses. "Are we supposed to talk like maniacs about this shit?", he asked. "You're not going to mess with anybody in my culture."

"You know what, I'm tired of you.", Shining Armor said.

"What are you tired of me about?", Jeffrey asked. "I just want to talk like a normal human being."

"Shining, you talked to him enough.", Cadence said.

"Stay the hell out of it, missy.", Jeffrey said.

"Don't you dare call me missy in front of my husband.", Cadence said.

"Why don't you drag your ass back to your home land!", Shining Armor said rudely.

"No one's dragging my ass back.", Jeffrey said.

"The hell you will!", Shining Armor said.

"This is coming to blow soon, you need to leave, Jeffrey.", Luna said.

"Yeah, that's why I'm getting the hell out.", Jeffrey said.

"Yeah, take your son and go far away from our home town!", Shining Armor yelled.

"What the hell's wrong with you two?", Jeffrey asked. "I'm just trying to make a deal with you guys."

Luna pointed her horn at Jeffrey's face. "You want to bet?", she asked.

"Get that horn out of my face, you bitch.", Jeffrey said.

"I'll have you're head chopped off along with your son!", Shining Armor screamed.

"Did you not hear me, Shining?!", Luna asked. "I'm trying to make him leave, so nopony explodes."

"And that pony will be you.", Jeffrey said.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, JEFF!", Luna screamed.

Jesse, Uncle Larry, J.T., and Corn took cover behind a bush, so they aren't spotted by the princesses. "You're all crazy, you hear me?", Jeffrey asked.

"IF THOSE BOYS ARE BACK HERE, THEY'RE DEAD!", Luna screamed.

"Luna, that's enough.", Celestia said, pulling a wing over Luan's back.

"Crazy ass little whore.", Jeffrey snarled.

"WHY YOU!", Luna screamed, wanting to attack Jeffrey.

"Luna, don't cause chaos around here, sister.", Celestia said, holding her sister back.

Jeffrey reached with the others hiding behind the bush. "Come on, guys, lets go.", he said.

"Did they say anything about the heroes?", Jesse asked.

"No, they didn't say anything about the heroes, but man, they're angry creatures, I should've tried to talk to them like that.", Jeffrey said.

"We got to get to Ponyville.", Jesse said.

Before Celestia walked back into the castle, she heard Jesse talking about Ponyville. "Ponyville?", she thought.

"I saw something in a book that said these heroes lived in a castle that looks like a tree.", Jesse said.

"If that's what you want, then we'll go there.", Jeffrey said. Then, off they went out of the village.

Celestia's eyes shrunk with fear, she knew that if Jesse saw those heroes in the castle, then they'll be in dead meat. She rushed over to Cadence. "Cadence, I need you to message Twilight and her friends to meet us at Sweet Apple Acres, Jesse is on his way to Ponyville to know about them. We need to make sure they're safe.", she said.

Cadence got out a quill and began writing the letter to Twilight. Once it was finished, she gave to Celestia and it was sent to Ponyville. Her ears drooped and worried about her little filly friend. "Hang in there, Twilight, we're coming for you.", she said.

Psycho Dad Vs. Rainbow Dash

Jesse, J.T., Jeffrey, Uncle Larry, and Corn made it to the castle where they wanted to be at. "Oh boy, I can't believe we found this.", Jesse said.

"So, why are we here, what's the point?", Jeffrey asked.

"All we need is to find something that has to do with the heroes of this world.", Jesse said. "We have to find that picture of the heroes."

"Alright, but if something bad happens, we'll be straight out of there.", Jeffrey said.

"J.T., stay with Uncle Larry and hide behind the castle in case if the princess comes here. Corn, you come with me and Dad.", Jesse said. The three head into the castle. Once they got in, they took a look at all of the amazing features of the castle. "This place is like made of crystals."

"Yeah, it does look great.", Jeffrey said sarcastically.

"Alright, we need to find a room that shows evidence that has to do with the heroes of this world.", Jesse said. They went through a hallway and found one room, they entered it and looked around for stuff. All there was books in shelves, a crystal statue of a baby dragon holding a heart, a small basket with pillows and sheets, and a desk with papers and quills. "What kind of hero would keep something like all of this in here?"

"Have no idea.", Corn said.

"Do you think someone's living in this room.", Jeffrey asked, looking at books on the shelves. "This hero must be a bookworm."

Jesse turned and saw a picture of six mares that he's looking for. A blue pegasus with a rainbow mane, a orange cowgirl earth pony with a cowgirl hat and yellow mane, a yellow Pegasus with a pink mane and beautiful eyes with a look of timidly, a pink earth pony with a magenta poufy mane and blue globes in her eyes, a white unicorn with a purple curly mane and mascara on her eyes, and a purple unicorn with a dark purple mane with a pink streak. Jesse looked closely at the picture and examined it. "This pink pony must be Pinkie Pie, the blue pony with a rainbow mane must be Rainbow Dash, this yellow pony with a pink mane and beautiful eyes must be Fluttershy, this orange cowgirl pony must be Applejack, the most beautiful white unicorn must be Rarity, and the purple unicorn with a streak in her mane must be Twilight Sparkle. I wonder if this Twilight Sparkle is the leader in this group."

Then, there was a knock on the door, Jesse freaked out. "Shit, someone's here.", he said. He got nervous. "Uh, crap."

"What do we do?", Jeffrey asked.

"I don't know.", Jesse said.

The door opened, Princess Celestia came in with Twilight Sparkle, the purple unicorn that was on the picture that Jesse found, which is now an alicorn princess.

In shock, Jesse pointed at her. "You!", he said. "You're the pony I found in the picture, you must be one of the heroes."

"What are you two doing here?", Celestia asked with a glare.

"Jesse just wanted to know what was in here.", Jeffrey said.

"You're going through stuff in here?", Twilight asked. She turned while flying and pointed at Jesse. "And you, you pulled a weapon on my brother."

"That was your brother?!", Jesse asked.

"Yes, why would you do something like that?", Twilight asked.

"So, where are the rest of the heroes?", Jesse asked. "Where are they at, do they live in separate places?"

Twilight's horn glowed. "Try me, try to get answers from me.", she said. She was about to use her magic on Jesse, but he grabbed her by the neck and threw her against the wall.

"You think you can use your magic on me?", Jesse asked. He turned to look at Celestia's furious face. "You want to kill me, Princess?!"

Celestia grabbed Jesse with her magic and banged him against the wall. "YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING!", she yelled.

"Hey!", Jeffrey screamed, throwing a book down. "Knock it off! It's bullshit, knock it off!"

Twilight got off the ground by flapping her wings, she wanted to escape, but Jesse grabbed her again and pinned her to the wall. "You're not going anywhere until I get the information from you.", he snarled.

"Jesse!", Jeffrey snapped. "Nothing. No more."

Jesse dropped Twilight and faced the tall white princess once more. "Is this what you've been keeping from me?", he asked.

"What's the deal with you three?", Celestia asked.

"None of you are invited in here, neither one of you!", Jeffrey snarled.

"There's something wrong you, there's something wrong with all of you.", Celestia said.

"He's pissed off, because you guys are still hiding shit from me, and you're keeping secrets in this place, this is why you didn't want me to know about these heroes.", Jesse said.

Celestia angrily stomped her front hooves to the ground. "WHAT SECRETS?!", she asked, yelling.

"You have secret heroes here and something's going on.", Jesse said. "What's going on, Princess, how do you say it?"

Celestia's face was sweating, she was seething. "You need to back the hell off.", she snarled.

"My dad with start breaking shit, you hear me?", Jesse asked.

Jeffrey threw another book down. "Cut it out!", he shouted.

Twilight struggled to get up, her mane and tail were messed up and her hooves were shaky. She heard a knock on the door, she ran to it and opened it, letting the rest of her friends inside.

It was the rest of the ponies on the picture Jesse was looking at. In horror, they darted their eyes back and forth at Jesse, his dad, and Corn. "Who are you three?", Fluttershy asked.

"You three don't look like ponies.", Pinkie said.

"Who in Equestria are you three?", Rarity asked.

"They snapped!", Twilight said. "They're destroying Spike's room, girls!"

"Who's room?", Applejack asked.

"Spike's!", Twilight repeated.

"Spike's room?!", Rainbow Dash asked, shocked. "Are you saying he's still sleeping in this room, even though, he told me he'll sleep with me?"

"Yes, this is Spike's room, look what he's doing!", Twilight said.

"My son just wanted to know who you guys are, so he can be friendly to you all!", Jeffrey yelled.

Rainbow Dash grabbed a lamp and threw it against the wall. "Rainbow Dash!", Twilight yelled.

"Whoa!", Jesse yelled.

"Jesus Christ!", Jeffrey yelled. He grabbed a vase from a little table and shattered it.

Twilight gasped.

"What are you going to do?!", Rainbow Dash asked.

"You want to bust this shit up?!", Jeffrey asked. "Because, I can do better than you!"

"Chill!", Twilight shouted.

Rainbow Dash picked up a little table and threw it to the ground, breaking it in pieces.

Jeffrey did the same. "Anybody can do this shit!", he shouted. He knocked the shelves down, picked them up and threw it down near Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie, scaring the life out of them.

"DAD!", Jesse shouted.

"Spike's room?!", Rainbow Dash shouted. "Spike's room?!"

"What's your problem?!", Twilight asked.

"All you do is get angry all the time, don't you?", Jeffrey asked angrily.

Rainbow Dash glared at Jesse and pointed at him. "He goddamn pulled a spear on a handsome stallion thinking he can make a mare out of a twenty percent cooler mare!", she shouted.

"What the hell are you even talking about?!", Jeffrey asked. "You think you all can make a man out of me?!"

"Damn, Dad, just calm down.", Jesse said.

"Man, screw this crap!", Rainbow Dash screamed, bucking her back hooves into the wall, causing picture frames to fall and break.

"What is wrong with you?!", Twilight asked.

Jesse grabbed the picture of the heroes and tried to escape, but Jeffrey grabbed the picture and tried to take it out of Jesse's grip. "Dad! Dad, this is important, we need that.", he said.

Jeffrey got the picture release and threw it to the ground.

Rainbow Dash picked up Spike's bed and threw it against the wall.

Twilight screamed as the whole chaos went on.

Rainbow Dash picked up one end of the desk, knocking the stuff off. "Can you make a creature out of me?!", she asked.

Jeffrey picked up the other end of the desk and they both swung it against the wall. "I can do better than you can!", he yelled.

The both of the them began ripping the desk apart.

"Rainbow Dash!", Applejack shouted.

"What are you going to do?!", Rainbow Dash asked, screaming.

"Bust this shit up, do what I can do for years!", Jeffrey shouted. He picked up the same table that had a lamp and threw it down.

"Dad, I thought you would just help instead breaking something!", Jesse said. Him and Corn shook in fear in a corner as they watched the drama go on.

Rainbow Dash bucked her hooves against the wall once more and Jeffrey threw the statue of Spike against the wall, making a hole in it.

Twilight screamed with fright as she watched.

"Dad!", Jesse yelled.

"Stop!", Twilight shouted.

"Spike's room?!", Rainbow Dash yelled.

"The guards are going to come, what's wrong with you creatures!?", Twilight screamed. She and her friends were taking cover against the wall as she cuddled up into Rarity's body. Celestia was taking cover along with them.

"What's wrong with us, what's wrong with you?!", Jeffrey snapped. "Ain't nothing wrong with me! You were the ones who provoked this bullshit!"

"Let me tell you all!", Rainbow Dash snarled. "Spike's room?!"

"He didn't want to sleep with you, because you're a maniac!", Twilight said. "You're one as well!"

"I don't give a damn if this kid doesn't want to sleep with her, she is a fucking maniac!", Jeffrey yelled.

"You think I'm crazy?!", Rainbow Dash asked angrily. "He thought Shining Armor was crazy, because he pulled the weapon on him!"

"He pulled the spear on me.", Jesse said.

"You pulled the spear on him!", Twilight screamed.

"Yeah!", Rainbow Dash screamed. "Shut up, Spike's room!"

"Bullshit, you're all nuts!", Jeffrey snarled.

Rainbow Dash continued to rip the desk apart. "Rainbow, just get out of here, I don't need you here if you're going to be doing this!", Twilight screamed.

"You know what, I have had it with all of you!", Rainbow Dash snarled. She headed for the door.

Jeffrey wanted to go at her, but Jesse stopped him. "Dad, leave her alone, she's a freaking maniac.", he said.

"I'm what?!", Rainbow Dash asked angrily.

"Um, nothing.", Jesse said, sweating.

"Yeah, you kiss my butt.", Rainbow Dash said, heading out the door.

"I'll kick your ass.", Jesse said.

Poor Twilight was cuddling against Rarity with tears in her eyes. Jeffrey glared at her. "What did you expect?", he asked fiercely. "Honestly, what did you expect? That creature pulled the spear on him and tried to stab him!"

"The creature that pulled the spear was your son!", Twilight said.

"It wasn't a real spear and he did it!", Jeffrey yelled. "He pulled the spear and tried to kill him!"

Twilight escaped Rarity's grasp and ran out the door to catch up with Rainbow Dash. "The hell is she going?", Jesse asked.

"I'll look out there.", Corn said, running to the door. He peeked his head out and saw Twilight convincing Rainbow Dash to stay and help her with the problem.

"I need you here.", Twilight said.

"Bullshit, I'm gone, hell with you.", Rainbow Dash said. "Go take care of Spike's room."

Twilight didn't want her to leave. "I need you here with us.", she said.

Rainbow Dash looked back and glared. "Kiss my butt.", she snarled. "You and that maniac, McJigglyButt, whoever the hell he is."

Twilight turned around and saw Corn standing near the door. "What are you looking at?", she asked.

Corn didn't answer, he pulled his head back into the room.

"I was doing that to protect you, because I don't want nobody hurting you again.", Jeffrey said to Jesse.

"I know, but look what you did to this room.", Jesse said.

"They drove me to it!", Jeffrey glared.

"What do you mean they drove you to it?", Jesse asked.

"I know I got anger issues, I know it!", Jeffrey said.

Jesse turned back to Celestia, who was comforting Twilight. "Princess, I'm sorry.", he said. "I'm sorry about all of this."

"I thought you said your series was all fake.", Celestia said. "I thought Psycho Dad was just a character. What is this?"

"Dad, what are you doing?", Jesse asked.

Jeffrey walked toward the two princesses and glared at them. "You were the one who made my son start all of this!", he said. "You shouldn't be near him at all!"

"What did my faithful student do to you?", Celestia asked. She put a wing in front of Twilight to protect her.

"She didn't do anything to me, it was her brother that pulled the spear on him.", Jeffrey said.

"I wasn't there when he pulled the spear.", Twilight said.

"Dad, lay off, you've done enough, just go.", Jesse said.

Jeffrey let a out a growl and head out the door.

Jesse felt terrible. "I'm sorry, Celestia.", he said.

"What the hell is this, Jesse?", Celestia asked.

"I'm sorry, I thought my dad would help things, I didn't expect him to do damage the place.", Jesse said. "I didn't know someone was living in this room, I read something in a book about you and your friends and I figured I would see what was hidden here. None of this shit didn't have anything in the book."

"This is Spike's room, he's coming back from Appleoosa.", Twilight said. She cuddled up into Applejack's arms.

"The book didn't say anything about that Spike creature.", Jesse said. "I didn't know he was living with you guys. I'm sorry."

"We don't we call the guards on you right now?", Rarity asked.

"What's stopping you from doing this?", Fluttershy asked.

"None of you have to do that.", Jesse said. He found the picture of Twilight and her friends and picked it up. "Hey, I'm taking this picture.", he said.

Twilight's eyes began to tear up. "Have it, take it and leave.", she sobbed. "My friend's room is destroyed, my castle, and your dad's freaking crazy, you're all crazy."

"You can keep this here, if you want this back.", Jesse said.

"Take it, it's yours.", Twilight said. She pointed at Corn. "And you, you go to."

"We're leaving now, I'm sorry this happened.", Jesse said.

"Just get out, Jesse.", Celestia said.

The two boys ran out and back into the front yard of the castle along with the raging father. Uncle Larry and J.T. appeared from the hiding spot of the castle. "Is it over?", J.T. asked.

"Yeah, we found a picture, my dad destroyed the room, and we're heading out.", Jesse said. "Lets go under a tree while he examine these heroes."

Spike Flips Out

It's night, and Spike arrives back at the castle from Appleoosa. He was about to head to his room, but Twilight, Starlight, Rarity, and Applejack reached him before he could go in. "Hey, Spike.", Twilight said.

"Hey, Twilight.", Spike said. "I was just going to get ready for bed."

Twilight was nervous to see Spike's reaction to his room being destroyed. "You don't want to go in there.", she said.

Spike got confused. "Why?", he asked.

"A bunch of shit's been going on.", Applejack said.

"Remember, it's just stuff, everything's replaceable.", Starlight said.

Spike scoffed as Twilight opened the door for him. He widen his eyes, entered the room, and looked around. "Oh man.", he said. "What in-- What in the world, Twilight?"

"This was Rainbow Dash, McJuggerNuggets, McJuggerNuggets's dad.", Twilight said.

Spike growled.

"Calm down.", Twilight said.

"Oh crap.", Spike muttered. "How did they end up over here?"

"He came to The Crystal Empire, started a bunch of shit with the princesses, and now he wanted to see what was in the castle.", Twilight said.

"And you knew what was in the castle.", Spike said.

"I knew what was in the castle, he didn't know what was in the castle.", Twilight said.

"So, he broke in.", Rarity said.

"Why would you let him break into the castle?", Spike asked.

"I didn't let him break into anything.", Twilight said.

"Look at this, it's all of my stuff, it's now tore up to death.", Spike said.

"What did I do?", Twilight asked. "He came into the castle."

"It is not Twilight's fault.", Applejack said.

"I didn't let him in here, we tried to get rid of him.", Twilight said. "I was scared to death while his dad chucked your statue against the wall."

"Who are these guys, Twilight?", Spike asked.

"I don't know, some psychopaths.", Twilight guessed. "It's not a big deal, Spike."

"Oh man, so it's all out of range on my stuff.", Spike said.

"Yeah.", the four ponies said.

"Why?", Spike asked.

"Because, he thought there was something hidden in the castle.", Twilight said.

"Yeah, he's crazy.", Starlight said.

"How dumb does that sound, girls?", Spike asked.

"It sounds ridiculous.", Twilight said.

"He took the picture of us, except for Starlight, we came in here, then his dad lost it, he snapped.", Twilight said.

"I'll tell you what, I've had it, girls.", Spike said.

Twilight picked up the crystals that broke off the wall and threw them to the ground.

"I've freaking had it, Twilight.", Spike snarled. "He busted in the Crystal Empire with a fake spear-"

"The reason why Rainbow Dash was destroying stuff, because she thought, you were now going to sleep with her instead of here.", Twilight said.

"How did I know somepony was going to come down here with some guy who has anger issues?", Spike asked.

"He decapitated your Rarity plush toy that Rarity gave you.", Twilight said.

"I don't know what the hell these creatures are doing here, but they need to get out of here, because I'm about to do something that's not going to be cool.", Spike said.

"Don't go overboard, it's stuff.", Applejack said.

"I don't are that it's fake Psycho Dad or Psycho Kid, some act web series bullcrap.", Spike snarled. "He wants to see real, I'll show him real."

"Don't go crazy, it's just stuff.", Rarity said.

"I'm calm like a bomb, girl, I'm calm like a bomb, I'm not going to act up and flip my lid.", Spike said. "Also, I did promise Rainbow Dash I'd sleep with her for a few days. And of course, psycho circus freak's running in the Crystal Empire with a fake spear on your brother and crap. If I was there, I would've gone over there and kicked the snot out of him. I would want to crack his head-- Mmm, I don't want to go too dark."

"I feel sick right now.", Twilight said.

"And after all of that, he brings his dad?", Spike asked. "He brings his dad, starts all of that bullcrap, and wanted to figure out who you guys are? I can't believe all of this."

"Hey, my plan is: we go to his place and destroy ALL OF HIS STUFF!", Twilight snarled. "But, we'll be in prison if we do that."

"I would absolutely want to do that.", Starlight said.

"I just don't believe that why destroyed the house, girls.", Spike said.

"He even crushed your desk.", Applejack said.

Spike walked over to his desk and looked at it. "Hell no.", he muttered. "Thanks, appreciate that, Psycho Dad." He picked up a piece of his desk and chucked against the wall. "Psycho Freaking Dad!" He picked up another and did the same.

"Chill, Spike.", Twilight said.

"That's what I'm going to do to Psycho Dad!", Spike snapped. "McJuggerNuggets's punk ass." He lifted his bed up and swung it against the wall. "His fake bullcrap."

"Calm, Spike.", Twilight said. "I got to say, I'm pissed to."

"Oh yeah.", Spike snarled. "I'll barn on his ass."

Kidnapped

Jesse was looking at the picture of the heroes of Equestria under a tree in the fields of Ponyville, he felt horrible when his dad caused the destruction of Spike's room at the castle. Jeffrey and Uncle Larry were away from the three young boys to go out and get breakfast.

J.T. walked up to his brother, kneeled to him, and put his hand on his brother's shoulder. "Are you alright, Jesse?", he asked.

Jesse turned his face to his brother, then he turned back to the picture. "I don't know, Man.", he mumbled sadly. "I don't know what to do anymore, guys, we caused Dad to trash up a room at the castle, and the princesses are still after us."

"If there was a way we can fix this.", Corn said. "What do you think we should do, should we owe them an apology, or write a check for the room?"

"I don't know if we can write a check for the room, Corn.", Jesse said. "I think it's best we owe the princesses and those heroes an apology, that's the best way to fix things up."

"Did you find anything else about the heroes?", J.T. asked.

"I don't think so, J.T., I guess I just brought this picture here for no reason.", Jesse said. "I think we should return this as well."

Then, all of a sudden, some ponies dropped from the tree and trapped the heads of Jesse, J.T., and Corn, then they drifted off into peaceful darkness.

It's been a few since they've been captured, they were knocked out and didn't hear what was happening to them. When Jesse opened his eyes a little, his vision was blurry, he searched around him for his two helpers. "J.T., Corn, are you guys okay?", he asked.

"Yeah, Jesse, I can't see.", J.T. answered.

"I can't feel my head, guys.", Corn said.

"What's happening to us?", Jesse asked. His vision cleared out and he figured out that he, J.T., and Corn were tied up in chairs in a prison cell. Then, he saw Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadence, Shining Armor, Twilight, Starlight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie standing in front of the cell that they're in. "What the--Where are we? What's going on? What is this?!"

Celestia had a mad glare at Jesse. "You're here in the Crystal Empire Dungeon.", she said.

"Why?", J.T. asked. "We don't belong here."

"Oh, I think you do now.", Luna said.

"Can you tell us what's going on?", Corn asked.

"We're keeping you in here after everything you did to us.", Celestia said.

"What did we do?", Jesse asked.

"You know what you did, Jesse! You snuck into my faithful little pony's castle and put the lives her and her friends in danger!", Celestia shouted.

"My brother put them in danger?!", J.T. asked shocked. "My brother didn't do anything to put them in danger, he just wanted the information from them, it wasn't a big deal!"

"J.T., let me deal with this.", Jesse said. "Celestia, why aren't letting me know about them."

"I didn't want them running into creatures like you, this is why were keeping them away from you.", Celestia said. "Are you trying to make a scene about them and their lives and put it on your stupid fan site?"

"No, I wasn't trying to expose anyone, I just information from so I can get to know them.", Jesse said.

"That room you were in was my friend's room!", Twilight said. "Your dad destroyed everything that was in there!"

"Yeah, and it was your friend!", Corn yelled.

"And your brother attacked my husband.", Cadence said.

"He took the spear from him and tried to kill him!", J.T. yelled.

"He pulled the spear on me!", Shining Armor yelled.

"That's because I wanted to know them.", Jesse said, pointing at the small pony gang.

"Well, you don't have to know anything about them.", Celestia said. "I think's best if you stay here forever." She and others tried to walk away, but Jesse blurted out something he kept as a secret since the beginning.

"I just wanted to have friends like them.", Jesse blurted out.

The ponies froze and turned back to the three prisoned people. "You wanted friends like them?", Celestia asked.

"Yes, it's all I ever wanted.", Jesse said.

"You got to be kidding me.", Twilight said. "You broke in this world and tried to figure out the information about us just so you can be friends with us, that's all?!"

"Yep, that's all.", Jesse said. "And I'm sorry, I really am."

Celestia got sad eyes, she looked down, then she looked back up at Jesse. "Are you really sorry?", she asked.

"Yes, because about what I just said, that happened to me to.", Jesse admitted. "In my series of the Psycho Family, my dad hated when I film everything that he does when he goes psycho. He hated me getting video game consoles, he hated my friends being around when they're filming, then now after a while, he now wanted me to stay away from my friends and the whole entire house when I'm filming, he took every single bit of happiness and destroyed it, then at the very end, I killed him, I escaped the house, then I finally got to live on my own to prove I'm more of a man than him. But, in real life, he always has a temper problem. Also, as for my life, it was so boring, it was so drab, no one gave a shit about a kid who had a normal family. All I wanted was to effect change. So, does this mean you forgive us and let us go?"

Celestia wasn't sure if he wanted to let Jesse, J.T. and Corn go. "But, how can we tell if you're lying or not and we still have bad blood against you and your family and friends?", she asked.

"Because,... you're the smartest creature I know ever since I first came here, Celestia.", Jesse said.

The tall princess smiled and blushed. "Oh, Jesse.", she said, bashfully. She turned her face away and put a hoof cover her cheek. "Is that what you really think about me?"

"Yes I do.", Jesse said.

Shining Armor chuckled. "I guess we all learned our lesson, have we?", he asked.

"Yeah, we did.", Jesse said. "So, can you please let me out?"

"Sure.", Celestia said. She used her magic to untie the three people and unlocked the cell.

Jesse came out as Celestia walked up to him and wrapped her hooves around him for a hug. "Thank you for not keeping us here as prisoners.", he said as he returned her hug.

"Your welcome, Jesse.", Celestia said. "I'm sorry."

The smaller ponies were pleased, except for Twilight who was shocked. "Why are you letting him out?!", she asked. "He broke into-"

"Twilight, Darling, he was giving us an apology.", Rarity said.

"Yeah, and when his family gets her, they owe us an apology as well.", Pinkie said.

"I don't trust him, girls.", Twilight said. "He pulled the spear on my brother."

"I know.", Jesse said. "And I did take the picture that was in the room, and I thought I should give it back to you later on."

They heard a guard come in. "Princess, you have visitors.", the guard said. The whole Ridgway Family, the green family, and other guests that came along came into the room. Michael Green is known as KidBehindACamera, Charles Green the second and third are Michael's father and brother, his mom got a divorce with his dad, and for Charles the third, they call him 'Charlie'. They brought Jesse's other friends, Parker, Buzz, Mark, and Juliette, but as for Juliette, he's Jesse's girlfriend. And also, Tom, Uncle Larry's son and Jesse's cousin. They brought other people, Tina, Charles Green the second's neighbor, Bridgette West, Michael Green's girlfriend, and Lauren, Charles Green the second's girlfriend.

"Guys!", Jesse cheered. He ran up to his family. "Thank you so much for coming."

"Are you ok, Jesse, did they torture you?", Jesse's mom, Terry said.

"No, mom, everything's okay.", Jesse said. "They were mad at us, because they thought we were putting these heroes' lives in danger."

"So, you got everything worked out?", Michael asked.

"Yeah, everything got worked out.", Jesse said. "Thank you for being here for me, Michael." He wrapped his arms around his friend and hugged him. "I like to thank you all for coming here and being her for me, especially you, Charlie."

Charlie chuckled. "I hope you noticed I'm with you guys.", he said.

"Don't you even recognize us, Jesse?", Mark asked.

"We even came along to see you, man.", Parker said.

"Of course I do.", Jesse said.

"We were all worried about you, Jess.", Tom said.

"You've been busy a lot lately, I haven't got any time to see you.", Juliette said.

"I am Princess Celestia, this is my sister, Luna.", Celestia said, bowing.

"I'm Princess Cadence.", Cadence said.

"I'm her husband, Shining Armor.", Shining Armor said. "And this is my sister and the fourth princess, Twilight Sparkle."

"These are my friends, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Starlight Glimmer, we're known as the mane seven.", Twilight said.

"Well, it's nice meeting you all.", Juliette said.

Jeffrey stepped forward. "To you all ponies, I apologize for what I did to your friend's room, we got up on the wrong foot, I let my anger get the best of me and everything got totally escalated.", he said.

"We know.", Twilight said. "And we forgive you."

J.T. was getting tickles in his nose, so he put his collar part of his shirt over his mouth and nose. "It's getting really stuffy in here.", he said.

"What are you talking about, J.T.?", Luna asked.

"I'm not lying, it's really dusty, it's making my nose stuffy.", J.T. said.

"J.T., don't say something like that about our dungeon, that's rude.", Luna said.

"You know, I could've put you in the dungeon if you had a real spear with you.", Shining Armor said.

"You could've, but it wasn't real.", Jesse said.

Michael was sneaking behind Applejack, he slowly placed a dead cockroach on her mane. Jesse spotted him and Michael hushed him, so he wouldn't blow his cover. Applejack noticed him and looked up at him. "Uh, Sugarcube, what are you doing?", she asked.

"I was taking a look at the hat you have, it looks nice.", Michael said. "How long have you wore it?"

"Since I was little, my mom gave it to me.", Applejack said.

"That's cool- What the hell is that?", Michael said, pointing at the bug.

Applejack looked up at her mane and spotted the bug. She screamed, running backwards and tipped over landing on her back.

Michael, Jesse, Parker, Mark, Corn, Charlie, Bridget, Juliette, and Tom started laughing.

The orange cowgirl glared with embarrassment. "Why are you all laughing?!", she asked seriously. "There's a cockroach in my mane!"

Then, Jeffrey, Terry, Charles, Tina, and Uncle Larry began laughing. "Oh shit.", Tina laughed.

"It's not funny, there's a bug in my mane!", Applejack yelled.

"Hey, it's not alive, it's dead.", Michael said, picking up the cockroach from the mare's mane. "It's a joke."

"Is this normal, do you normally do this?", Applejack said.

"I don't do pranks all the time, but Michael does a lot of them.", Jesse said.

"So, what are we going to do to clear this all out?", Fluttershy asked.

"We're all going to have to apologize for everything that happened in this drama, at the front we'll meet up and we'll make an apology meeting.", Jesse said.

"Sounds good.", Twilight said.

"Hey, Jesse, you and the bigger princess should hug it out, maybe kiss.", Bridgette said.

"Dude, Bridgette, I already have a girlfriend, but I'll give her a hug.", Jesse said.

"I could use another hug.", Celestia said, hugging the blonde-haired person.

"I would get a hug from you ,Jesse, but I wouldn't get kissed by you.", Luna said.

"I'll give you one, I'll do that.", Parker said, walking up to the blue princess and hugging her.

Luna giggled and blushed as Parker smooched her on the cheek. "Aw, stop that.", she said, laughing.

The Apologies

Later in the afternoon, The whole group of people and pony creatures were waiting for the others to join in for the important apology. "So, what are we waiting for?", Jesse asked.

"Some of our family and friends to join us.", Twilight said.

"But, shouldn't we get this over with?", Jeffrey asked. "We've been waiting for three hours for them to come."

"This kingdom is three hours away from Ponyville, so they should be here any minute.", Rainbow Dash said.

"Also, there are other places we have in this world, so it might take some time for them to come.", Fluttershy said.

"I have a family member who lives in a dessert two hours away from Ponyville, it might take him a little bit longer for that pony to come.", Applejack said.

"And we also have a place in the sky, so they might just fly over here.", Starlight said.

"Was that all you can think about?", Rarity asked.

"Why should you think that?", Starlight asked.

"Because, what you said was a teensy bit cringy.", Pinkie stated.

"Just because I know a lot about Pegasi doesn't mean I have to say they can fly the hell here.", Starlight said.

"Okay, I get it with all of the places, can these creatures just come over here already?!", Tina asked, yelling.

The pony creatures were just staring off in the distance. J.T. waved a hand to get their attention. "Um, hello?", he said. "Are you ponies listening? She asked when they're coming."

Pinkie pointed ahead. "They're already here.", she stated.

They looked and saw that the ponies who were invited are already there. Twilight's family members and friends are Night Light, Twilight Velvet, Moon Dancer, Colgate, Lemon Heart, and Twinkleshine. Applejack's family members and friends are Apple Bloom, Big Mac, Granny Smith, Braeborn, Babs Seed, and Rara, Big Mac also brought his marefriend, Cheerilee. Fluttershy's family members and friends are Mr. and Mrs. Shy, and Zephyr Breeze. Rarity's family members and friends are Sweetie Belle, her parents, and Coco Pommel. Rainbow Dash's friends are Spitfire, Soarin, Thunderlane, and Misty Fly, especially her only family member and sister, Scootaloo. The only family member of Pinkie Pie who came was Maud Pie. Then, Starlight's best friend since a long time ago, Sunburst.

"So, we're all here.", Apple Bloom said.

"And why do you want us all here?", Scootaloo asked.

Jesse stood in front of the group and introduced himself. "Okay, my name is Jesse Ridgway, I'm known as a youtuber, I came here to figure out who these famous heroes are, so I can try to get to know them, and ask them how they came together.", he said.

Misty Fly raised her hoof.

"Yes, you.", Jesse said, pointing her out.

"When was your first time being here?", the Pegasus asked.

"It happened a few weeks ago, I came here with my brother to help Princess Cadence with her baby, Flurry Heart.", Jesse said. "Before, he and I left, I asked what were the heroes of this place, but she didn't take that question really well."

Coco raised her hoof. "What do you mean it like that?", she asked.

"She didn't blow a fuse when I asked, she just said 'no' right when I asked her.", Jesse said. "My brother, J.T. gave her a stern look in the eye, he was like you got five minutes before I get someone to kill you."

"Was I like that?", J.T. asked.

"I don't know, Dude.", Jesse said.

"You know, Jesse, I think it's time for the apology.", Celestia said.

Jesse walked away from the whole group of new ponies and took his seat. "Okay, I apologize for my actions, like I threw the purple princess against the wall at the castle, and I pulled a fake spear on her brother.", he said.

"Also, I want to apologize for my actions, we all got up on the wrong foot, I wanted to talk like a normal person, but the captain of the castle guard didn't listen, then my son brought me with him to look in the castle, then everything got wrong and let my anger get the best of me.", Jeffrey said.

"Look, I'd like to be honest with you, you shouldn't just barge into somepony's castle and force out information from anypony.", Shining Armor said.

"I was trying to get some info out of you.", Jesse said. "I did it like the finale to my stuff."

"And I'd like to agree with you, because that's what he did to me.", Charles said.

"Yeah, well that was in the past, shouldn't you forget about that?", Michael asked.

"And yes, my husband did get upset, he took the spear from you, thought it was real, then he used it to try to kill somepony young like you.", Cadence said.

"Hello, do we look like ponies?", Lauren asked.

"Yeah, do we have to walk on four legs when we're in this world, 'cause we ain't doing that here.", Charles said.

"The point is, Jeffrey wanted to talk like a normal person, but things got escalated and he's apologizing to you.", Uncle Larry said. "Isn't he?"

"It got escalated, because he got escalated.", Rainbow Dash said.

"I got to say, you all just blew this shit out, it got a whole lot worse than I thought it would.", Starlight said.

"Yeah, I did come to blow, and I apologize for destroying the shit in your friend's room, and I hope he's doing okay with it.", Jeffrey said.

"But, he's still a little bit upset of what you did.", Rarity said. "That plush that looked like me, I made him that."

"Aw, is he like your best friend?", Bridget asked.

"Nah, he just like's me the most.", Rarity said, blushing.

"As his girlfriend?", Juliette asked.

"To me, he's a friend of mine, but I'm not sure if he likes me as a lady friend or just a friend."

"So, as for me, I'd like to apologize for kicking your husband in the face, because he tried to kill my brother.", J.T. said.

"Apology accepted... What's your name again?", Shining asked.

"J.T., sir.", J.T. said.

"And, Rainbow Dash, shouldn't you apologize to?", Applejack asked.

"Me, apologizing, what did I do?", Rainbow Dash asked.

"You also destroyed some stuff in Spike's room, Rainbow.", Fluttershy said.

"That's because, he's still sleeping in there, I had to destroy it, I wanted him to start sleeping with me.", Rainbow Dash said.

"Rainbow Dash, all that stuff meant much to Spike, his papers, his quills, everything he had.", Pinkie said.

"And let me tell you, there's so much bullying going on and it needs to stop.", Charles said. "Hey, small princess, can you make a speech to his followers on the internet to give them life support?"

"I'd love to, that'd be great.", Twilight said.

"Parker, can you get the camera rolling?", Jesse asked.

"Sure, Jesse.", Parker said, grabbing his camera and began recording. "It's on."

"Okay, aim it at the purple princess right next to me.", Jesse said.

The camera was facing Twilight. "Everypony,", she started. "If you are--"

"Hey, hey, call them juggies.", Jesse said.

"Juggies, if you're arguing with anypony or some other creature around you, END IT!", Twilight said. "This shouldn't go on for too long, we're all a big family, we're not going to do that here anymore, it must end."

"That's a wrap.", Parker said, stopping the recording.

"I forgot to ask you, which one of you kidnap me, J.T., and Corn?", Jesse asked.

"Uh..., that was me.", Rainbow Dash said. "I was a little upset when you broke into our castle and began messing with our stuff, trying to figure out who we are. And you know, I apologize for releasing my anger on you and my friends by trashing up stuff."

"Even if the stuff is expensive, I write a check for that.", Jesse said.

"Alright, I think we got it all worked out.", Michael said. "The hatchet's buried and we're good."

"Alright.", Tina said.

"And, can I be honest with you?", Rainbow Dash asked.

"Sure, Rainbow Dash.", Jesse said.

"So, Jesse, about your dad...", Rainbow Dash started.

"Yes, what about him?", Jesse asked.

"He... uh... kind of scared me earlier.", Rainbow Dash said, giggled.

Jeffrey chuckled. "Yeah, it's true, I do have issues.", he said. "I came here with a head full of steam, because my own younger son called me in a panic saying someone stuck a weapon to his head.

"We all know.", Starlight said.

"And, before we do anything else, I'd like to have a private moment with these seven phenomenal heroes inside the castle.", Jesse said.

"I'd love to have a moment with you.", Twilight said.

"Can I join?", Michael asked.

"Sure, Mike.", Jesse said.

The two people and the seven ponies walked in the castle for a private moment.

The Conversation

Jesse, Michael, Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Starlight were sitting in a circle in the middle of the hallway. "So, how did you all meet each other?" Jesse asked. "Of course, we weren't here when you seven came together. Too busy making videos for the internet."

"Princess Celestia told me to come to Ponyville and make new friends for lessons, after that, she gave me room to make my own friends.", Twilight said.

"But, we were all BFFs for a while and we haven't known that.", Pinkie said. "All thanks to Dashie's sonic rainboom, I remember all that like it was yesterday."

"Her what?", Michael asked. "I didn't get what you just said."

"My sonic rainboom, when I fly really fast in the sky, I burst out a wave of rainbows.", Rainbow Dash said. "That was how I got my cutie mark during Summer Flight Camp and two young colts were picking on my friend."

"So, who's this Spike dude?", Jesse asked. "Sounds like a nice pony."

"He's not a pony, he's actually a dragon.", Rarity said. "About him, he's helpful, he's smart, he's really the sweetest dragon you'll ever see, and he never gives up on any of us."

"Where are his parents?", Michael asked. "Does he have a family?"

"He was given to me as an egg, he didn't have any parents.", Twilight said. But, let me be honest with you, I was like a mother to him when he was sheltering him a long time ago. And besides, we're all his family."

"What about the parents that you all have?", Jesse asked.

"My dad is my favorite parent I've ever spend time with as a young filly in Canterlot.", Twilight said. "Unfortunately, my brother, Shining Armor is a mama's boy. But, when my parents are busy out in public, they had my sister-in-law, Cadence to be my foal sitter. We spent a lot of time together when we were little, she loved playing with me, tickling me, and going on walks with me."

"As for my parents, I hardly see them all the time.", Rainbow Dash said. "The only family member I have with me is my little sister, Scootaloo, she's a small orange Pegasus with a purple mane and she can hardly fly yet."

"My parents live in Canterlot.", Rarity said.

"My parents live in Cloudsdale.", Fluttershy said. "And I also have a brother."

"My parents live in a rock farm.", Pinkie Pie said.

"My parents, they passed before I got a little older.", Starlight said. "My best friend, Sunburst was the only pony I had in my life, until he got his cutie mark and shifted off to Canterlot. Then, after a while, I met somepony named Trixie Lulamoon, she's a great and powerful pony, and about her past..., she doesn't want to talk about it too much to anypony."

Applejack sighed, sometimes she doesn't want to talk about what happened to her parents.

"Hey, are you alright?", Michael asked. "Do you have any parents?"

Applejack had a sad look in her eye. She looked up at Jesse and Michael. "My parents are dead, as for my little sister, she hardly knew them before they passed.", she said. "The only guardian I have is my Granny Smith."

"My grandma passed away, due to her being diagnosed with cancer on Thanksgiving Day and died on Christmas Morning.", Michael said.

The ponies were looking at Michael in a strange way, they didn't know what he was talking about. "What are you all looking at me for?", Michael asked.

"What is Christmas and Thanksgiving?", Rainbow Dash asked.

"You never heard of Christmas or Thanksgiving?", Jesse asked. "Christmas and Thanksgiving are holidays that you celebrate with your families."

"We don't have anything that has to do with this Thanksgiving thing, but we do have something that has to do with this Christmas thing in your human nature, it's called Hearth's Warming.", Starlight said.

"Oh, okay, that's cool.", Jesse said. "We don't live in this place, so we don't know anything about your culture."

"And about my dad's mom dying of cancer, my dad began doing the things that Jesse's character did in his fake psycho series, Psycho Kid Ruins Thanksgiving and Psycho Kid Ruins Christmas.", Michael said.

"That Christmas video was called Psycho Kid Ruins Christmas, it was called Psycho Kid Torches Christmas Tree.", Jesse said.

"Well, you made another version of that video, Psycho Mom Torches Christmas Tree when she finds out there was a decorated Christmas tree in the basement, then she gets so mad that she had to burn it down.", Michael chuckled.

"Yeah, and J.T. was wearing that bunny costume.", Jesse laughed. "It was pretty funny."

"Yeah, I did think that was funny.", Michael laughed.

"Can you show us?", Fluttershy asked.

"Sure.", Jesse said. He grabbed his phone, looked up the video, and showed the video to the ponies.

When they got to the part where J.T. is wearing the bunny costume, Jesse, Michael, Twilight, Starlight, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy began to laugh hysterically. Starlight was on Twilight's belly while tears rolled from her eyes and kicking her back hooves. Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash were on their backs while laughing. Jesse and Michael were hugging each other while laughing.

"Oh, did you think it was funny?", Jesse asked.

Twilight got up on her hooves wiped a tear off her eye. "Yes, this was funny!", she said.

"Alright, I think that's enough talking to you seven, lets go back out there.", Jesse suggested.

The Race

The seven ponies and the two people came back out. "Whew, I got to say, that was a good scene for a video.", Twilight remarked. She was still laughing at the scene that Jesse showed her and the other ponies.

"Yeah, we've been working on other fake shows on the internet for a while.", Jesse said.

"As for me, I don't do fake stuff.", Michael said. "But, there some elements which I have staged before, sometimes I need intros or something like that, but my dad is literally an asshole who breaks the shit."

"Oh, is he?", Starlight asked.

They walked up to the people, then mane seven families, and the three princesses, even Shining Armor who is still in a wheel chair. Jeffrey looked back at Jesse. "Are you guys getting along?", he asked.

"Yes, we talked about what we do and we got to know about their lives.", Jesse said.

"I am glad to hear that you all are getting along with each other.", Celestia said.

Michael and Jesse turned and saw Rarity's sister, Sweetie Belle sleeping on Tom's torso. They walked over to him. The three other fillies, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Babs.

"Huh, looks like you two are getting along.", Rarity said.

"Ssh, she's asleep.", Tom whispered.

"Did you sing her a lullaby?", Pinkie said.

"That would so beautiful.", Fluttershy said.

"She just needed a nap, I'm just going to pretend you guys aren't there.", Tom said. He stroked her mane while she snores, her back rising and falling within her breath.

"Do you believe in life after love?", Michael sang.

Tom lowered his head to the snoring unicorn's head. "Does the fake stuff get to you, McJuggerNuggets' fake stuff?", he asked.

"I don't think she can hear you, she's still sleeping.", Rainbow Dash said.

"And she's snoring like a bear, can't you hear her?", Applejack asked.

"I got to say, she's such a good sleeper.", Babs said.

Then, there was a voice coming from the bushes, a voice that was familiar to Twilight. "Hold it.", she said.

The mysterious creature jumped from the bushes, it was Spike. He ran to Jesse to hurt him, but Twilight tackled him, startling poor Sweetie Belle now curled up in Tom's arms, even the others.

"FREAK OFF, I'LL KILL HIM!", Spike screamed.

"SPIKE! SPIKE!", Twilight shouted.

"SCREW HIM!", Spike shouted.

"SPIKE, IT'S GOOD!", Twilight exclaimed. "IT'S GOOD!"

"THIS CIRCUS FREAK!", Spike snarled.

"IT'S GOOD!", Twilight repeated.

"You said you wanted to beat to the death!", Spike snarled.

"Spike, it's good now!", Twilight said.

"Hey, this is my world, either you stop this shit or go home.", Rainbow Dash said.

"You don't want me, boy.", Jesse said.

"Why is this even happening, this is bullcrap, girls!", Spike said.

"IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER!", Rainbow Dash screamed.

"What about all my stuff you jacked up last night?", Spike asked.

"It's only things, they can be replaced.", Rainbow Dash stated.

"Hey, calm yourself, Spike.", Twilight said.

Spike took a few deep breaths to calm down. "My apologies, girls.", he muttered.

"We-We didn't even know.", Jesse said.

"You all have it worked out?", Spike asked.

"Yeah, it's all worked out.", Pinkie said.

"Geez, oh lord.", Spike groaned, getting up on his feet.

"I'm really sorry, Sir.", Celestia apologized.

"Not your fault. Not your fault.", Jeffrey said. "We didn't know that was your shit, kid."

"Yeah, we didn't know that was your room, we came to apologize and everything's clear.", Jesse said.

"Can you take care of that?", Jeffrey asked.

"Yeah, Twilight, is that your stuff or Spike's, I cut a check for that.", Jesse said.

"Alright, as long as you all are good and everything.", Spike said.

"Yes, we're all good.", Starlight said. "Are you good?"

"I'm cool, girls.", Spike said.

"Can shake your hand?", Jesse asked.

"Yeah, I'd like to shake your hand, man.", Spike said, reaching for Jesse's hand and shaking it. "And I apologize for scaring you all."

"No worries.", Apple Bloom said.

"Yeah, no harm done.", Scootaloo said.

"Hey, thanks for having my back.", Jesse said.

"Yeah, and I apologize for that, he was still upset that his stuff was destroyed.", Rarity said.

"But, you did say you'd cut a check for the stuff, right?", Fluttershy asked.

"Yeah, I did say that.", Jesse said.

"So, do you guys want to do something?", Spike asked.

"Sure.", Michael said. "What are thinking of doing?"

"Do you want to race?", Rainbow Dash asked. "It's what I like to do on my free time with my friends."

"Sure, I can try racing you ponies.", Jesse said. "You four small ponies, Michael, Charlie, Bridgette, J.T., you seven ponies, and the baby dragon are going be racing. We go different trails, when we reach the other side, we turn around and finish line will be here. Ready... set... go!" The racers began running off into the trails.

Michael ran through cottages and gardens. "Do I take a left or do I take a right? Which direction is better? Nobody knows!", Michael said.

Bridgette ran lawns, the ponies and dragon ran through streets, Charlie ran through markets, J.T. ran through grass valleys, and four fillies ran through stone sidewalks. When they reached the other end of the village, they turned around and went the other way. They were getting close to the entrance of the castle, they came in at a tie and came down tumbling to the ground, laughing. Even the others who are out of the race began laughing. Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Spike were laying on their backs while laughing on Michael's Torso. Charlie got up on his feet while crying of laughter. J.T. held onto his stomach and kicked his legs while laughing.

"I can't breathe!", Charlie cried.

"I can't get up!", J.T. cried.

"My tummy hurts!", Pinkie cried.

"Tears are falling out of my eyes!", Rarity cried.

"I can't feel my belly!", Twilight cried.

They all got up and calmed down. "Whew, lets sit down, my stomach is hurting.", Charlie said.

The Destroyed Property

Twilight was looking at the elements of harmony in a box, she was very worried. "These need to be protected.", she said. Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Applejack were worried as well.

A pink unicorn with a purple mane with streak of blue on it showed up, her name is Starlight Glimmer. "Twilight.", she said. "Stop worrying about the damn elements and lets go look at the room." She took a look at the room, and she was upset about it.

Twilight turned and glared at her. "I don't give a shit about the room right now, I need to find a way to keep the elements of harmony safe.", she said.

"Lets go to the room and look at it.", Starlight said.

"This is important to me.", Twilight said.

"Twilight, I'm serious.", Starlight said.

"Starlight, I don't want to see it.", Twilight said. She got really focused on the elements.

Starlight couldn't take it. She grabbed the elements with her magic and threw into the grass.

"Starlight!", Twilight said.

"You're coming with me.", Starlight said.

"Starlight, what is wrong with you?", Twilight asked.

"Twilight, come on.", Starlight said.

"We'll find a way to keep the elements safe, Sugarube.", Applejack said. "Just go with her."

Twilight got up on her hooves and followed Starlight. "You didn't give a shit about the elements.", she said.

"I give a shit about this room!", Starlight said.

"God!", Twilight snarled. "Spike is going to flip his shit."

They arrived at the room and looked at everything that was ripped apart by Jesse's dad. "What does it help?", she asked. "I nearly wet myself."

"Why would somepony do something like this?", Starlight asked.

"I don't know, Starlight.", Twilight said. "Who's telling Spike? ...I'm not."

"I'm not.", Starlight said. "We should called the guards to get him."

Twilight looked at a wall and found shattered crystals that are part of the walls. She picked up a piece with her magic. "I can't believe this.", she muttered.

"Why would some kind of moron do something like this?", Starlight asked.

"I'm worried about... the payment for somepony to fix the walls, the walls are part of our property.", Twilight said.

"You know what I'm worried about?", Starlight asked. "THIS ROOOOOOOOM!"

Twilight threw the piece of crystal across the room and stomped on another with her right back hoof, shattering it. She took a deep breath. "Please don't yell at me.", she begged.

"Sorry.", Starlight whispered.

Twilight saw the desk which was completely destroyed. "I had this desk for five years.", she said. "Who destroyed that?"

"I don't know.", Starlight muttered. "We have to clean this."

"I don't know how, Starlight.", Twilight said.

"I don't know either.", Starlight said.

Twilight picked up the cup of quills and threw it on the floor. "Please stop yelling at me.", she begged. She relaxed. "I'm sorry. Stop yelling at me." She saw a vase behind her and tipped it over with her left back hoof. "This is our castle."

"It's mine to, Twilight.", Starlight said. "We have to clean this."

"He took the picture of us, except you.", Twilight said. She heard a noise outside the room. "Is that Spike?"

Starlight looked out and saw Applejack walking towards them. "It's okay, Twilight, it's me.", the orange earth pony said. She walked in the room and looked at everything that's destroyed. "We need to clean this, Twilight." She turned and saw that Spike's rarity plush toy was decapitated. "Oh my, Rarity gave that plush toy of her to him."

"When Spike gets back, he's going to flip out.", Twilight said. "If he kicks my flanks, I'll throw him out the castle, but I don't want to do that."

"What did you say, Twilight?", Applejack asked.

"If me and Spike get in a fight over this shit, I'm going to throw him out.", Twilight said.

"Starlight, I don't think you should be worried about this.", Starlight said.

"Why shouldn't I?", Twilight asked.

"I think that guy should be worried about this.", Starlight said.

"If he had a heart that's cold as stone, we should use the elements to turn him to stone, just like we did to Discord long ago.", Applejack said.

"LETS DO IT!", Twilight screamed, bucking the wall with her back hooves.

"Why didn't you beat his ass when he was here?", Starlight asked.

"I was scared.", Twilight said.

"Of what?", Starlight asked.

"His dad, he looked vicious as shit.", Twilight said. "Don't tell the rest of our friends, I'm not scared of him. He was looking me down, that's when I wet myself."

"You know, I don't think Spike is going to beat your ass over this, it's not your fault.", Applejack said.

"His dad destroyed his desk, his bed, everything he had in this room.", Twilight said.

"Yeah, he's going to be furious, rightfully so.", Starlight said. "Screw it, I don't know what to do now, besides clean this bullshit and move the hell on."

"We need to have the right amount of money to have somepony fix the walls.", Twilight said.

"Twilight, I don't give a damn about the walls.", Starlight said.

"Why?", Twilight asked.

"Because, I want to clean this bullshit up!", Starlight yelled.