The Human who knew Equestria all too well

by DeadlyStorm21

Rating: mature
Tags: Science Fiction, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Human, Drama
Length: 1141

An American named Jack Wilson has entered Equestria. What kind of surprises await for him?

A 20 year-old teen by the name of Jack Wilson, a resident of Brooklyn, New York, builds a portal to this world called Equestria. His portal worked exactly as he hoped, but things started getting a little weird when he ends up in this town called Ponyville. He soon meets new friends, new enemies, as he tells everypony about his past life and why he ended up in their world.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-01-27 15:20:01 UTC

Chapter 1. Welcome to Equestria

"Finally! My creation is complete!" A manly voice said.

The source of the voice (rhyming intended) came from a 20 year-old teen named Jack Wilson. He is a brunette, which explains his brown hair. He is wearing a pair of goggles over his eyes, which he put it right above his eyes. He is wearing a black T-shirt with a dragon breathing fire, a pair of Levi's jeans, and a couple of gray Converse sneakers. He is also wearing a white lab coat and a pair of white latex gloves. As he took these off, he then dons a yellow jacket with black for the trim.

"Boy, I've been waiting for a long time and finally, I have succeeded! A portal that can direct me to a world where ponies rule," he said.

The camera pans to reveal a large portal, big enough to have a person fit in. It was round in shape. There are words engraved to it, which read, "Portal to Equestria". Jack pulls a red lever and once he does, the portal activates.

"Well, I guess it's time to say goodbye to this place." Jack said as he picks up an undoubtedly large backpack which carries his vehicles in microscopic form, his weapons and other things he needed. He then does the Sign of the Cross before he utters a short prayer.

"Almighty God, may You keep me safe as I travel to this dimension to the unknown. Amen," he said as he finishes it with another Sign of the Cross.

"Well, here goes nothing~ WHEEEE!!!" He exclaimed once he entered the portal.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

Once all of this portal-traveling baloney has ended, Jack wakes up in the middle of a forest, still dazed by that crash, started scanning his environment. Once his dazed state has subsided, he soon stands up and is surprised that there was a large crater left behind.

"Wow, this is some bigass hole here," he said. "I wonder where am I?"

He looks around and started wandering around the forest, all the while carrying his backpack. He soon started hearing growls.

"Shit, who's there?" He said as he drew his katana, which is a very powerful weapon indeed.

Once the growls started drawing near, wolf-like creatures emerged with the intent of killing him.

"You want a piece of me, retarted shit bags? Then COME AND GET ME!" he shouted as he started attacking the wolves mercilessly.

"DIE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!" he yelled as he slain the alpha with just one Deadly Slash.

"Tch, sons of bitches," he scoffed as he picked up his backpack and continued his refuge into the forest.

"Hello?" A voice said.

'Oh shit. Another voice. Whoever that was, he/she must be friendly or not.' Jack thought.

"Ah know you're in there. You can show yourself." A voice in a southern accent said.

'Damn, another voice. This time, she sounds like she's from Texas.'  Jack thought once again.

As soon as he kept walking to where those voices came from, he soon saw the biggest surprise he'd ever had in his life.

Six pastel-colored ponies appeared out of nowhere and are soon shocked on what they saw: a human being has entered their universe. Well, by portal. What could possibly go wrong?

"Whoa, who are you, little fellas?" Jack said.

"It TALKS!" The pink pony said as she squeaked in surprise.

' Holy fuck, am I dreaming? No, calm your nerves, Jack. These little girls are friendly, and you just wanted to build a portal to enter their world, right?' Jack said in his mind.

"Uh, excuse me, mister, are you gonna talk?" The cyan pegasus mare said.

"Oh! Uh, sorry about that. Name's Jack Wilson, by the way. You can call me Jack." The brunette said as he introduced himself to the surprised six mares right in front of him.

"My name's-" the cyan pegasus was about to introduce herself but Jack has cut her off.

"Wait, let me get this straight. All of you are called the Elements of Harmony, right?" He said, shocking the mares in the process as Jack has found out one of their identities.

"Yeah?" The white purple-maned unicorn replied.

"And all of you band together to defeat any evil living creatures to save your world?" Jack questioned as the mares shook their heads yes.

"And those tattoos on your flanks indicate your personalities, yes?" Jack's reply was a bunch of more nods.

"And your names were Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Fluttershy, correct?" The mares were further shocked as the human being in front of them somehow knew their names.

"Uh, y-yes sir," was his reply.

"Good, 'cause do you know of a town called Ponyville? I know that some of you guys live there, I just wanted to find a place to stay," he demanded, then his sight focused on his heavy backpack. "And put down my stuff?"

"Sure, follow me." The purple alicorn named Twilight commanded Jack as he and the other ponies followed her.

"So, where exactly do you live, Twilight?" Jack asked.

"Oh, I lived in a library." Twilight answered.

"Hmm, I see. And I know that your assistant was a dragon and his name's Spike, am I right?" Jack questioned the alicorn as she was lost in thought that Jack actually knew Spike.

"Um, y-yes, actually." Twilight replied.

Later, at Twilight's library...

"Spike, I'm back!" Twilight exclaimed as a purple baby dragon with green spikes all over him appears while carrying a bunch of scrolls.

"Man, lots of stuff to carry with," the dragon said but once he saw the brunette human right at the door, he suddenly drops the scrolls he were carrying. "WHOA! Twilight, who is this guy?"

"Oh, uh, his name's Jack Wilson." Twilight said.

"Hello, Spike." Jack greeted the little dragon named Spike.

"How did you even knew my name?" Spike asked the human.

"Well, the reason why I knew your name is because I've read everything about you." Jack replied.

"Cool..." Spike said in awe.

"Alright, where do I stay?" Jack questioned Twilight.

"Follow me." She said.

The duo soon arrived upstairs and Twilight opens the door for Jack.

"This is where you're staying." Twilight said.

The room looks pretty detailed. It had everything; a bed, a drawer, a desk, everything. Literally everything.

"I'll take it." Jack said as he put down his REALLY heavy backpack.

"Good. You can go outside to introduce yourself to everypony else if you want." Twilight said.

Few hours later...

Jack is now laying down in his bed as he was tired from all that walking especially with that big, heavy backpack he got.

"Tomorrow's gonna be another awesome day..." Jack muttered before going to sleep.

His greatest adventure of his life will soon await...

TO BE CONTINUED...