Forced Reboot

Bleep....Bleep....Bleep....

I heard something as I came too, why the fuck am I still alive...

Bleep....Bleep....Bleep.....

I thought that should end this cacofany of shit.. Stupid regeneration....

Bleep....Bleep....Bleep.....

"Uhhhhggghhhh, why the fuck am I still alive?" I opened my eyes as I groaned

"Your regeneration saved you, you'd be dead if it weren't for that," I heard someone say from somewhere.

"That's why I fucking shot myself asshat..."

"Yep she's still alive...." I heard someone else say from nearby.

"Why, Nova....Why did you do all that?" my hearing woke up enough for me to tell that someone as Celestia.

"I hate this place," I said as i let my eyes adjust and I sat up.

"That's not an answer," I heard her say as I looked at her, her face was one of disappointment.

" I did it because I can't fucking stand this shithole, I was fucking dumped here because of your dumbass student, I am a fucking weapon so you kept me cooped up and away from living my life, and proper justice wasn't served because you are so fucking overprotective of your little purple pet! That is why I tried to end it, Happy?"

"Oh....I've never seen it like that, we all knew you would develop problems from the get go but none of us predicted it to be this....severe..... Unfortunately we can't send you back, other than the risk of death or ending up in the wrong dimension, there is the issue that because you're an alicorn....we cant separate your mind and body like twilight did originally to bring you here....sorry." Celestia 'drooped' a bit after finishing her sentence.

"Uhhgh, whatever, just......just don't make the same mistake,"

"We will try our best not to repeat this, although there is still the question of what you're going to do, putting you back on active duty seems like a foolish decision,"

" I'll fight for you this once,...Only if the situation is dire, in other words I am the last resort, no exeptions... Got it?

"Why? Why now re-join us?" Twilight said as I looked myself over, I was wearing nothing and I still had scars, normal enough

"Money.....and anger management." I said as I swiveled my legs off the bed and looked at everyone in the room. Only Twilight Celestia, Spike and Pinkie, who was currently being surprisingly quiet.

"Uhhhhhhhh, no comment" Twilight looked pretty worried at this.

"Why's she here?" I pointed to Pinkie who promptly stared at me in a very creepy way.

"Punishment, we had Luna search your deepest fears, the only one we could really fulfill was pinkie,"

"No fucking way, and why the fuck? Fucking seriously who does that?"

" You have to learn one way or another" Celestia shrigged and her horn lit, in a flash we were in a room without doors or windows, the only ammenities being a sink, toilet, bed, and some weird small panel on the wall.

"What the fuck, where are we?" I looked at Celestia with a glare that probably embodied the essence of the chernobyl reactor meltdown.

"You and pinkie's new home." with that she teleported away with Twilight, bastards.

"Fuck my liiiife," i muttered into my hands as I heard Pinkie say the first of most likely many things.

"You wanna play a game!" she blurted happily as i simply stared at her.

"What kind of game?" I asked back with almost immediate regret.

" All you have to do is solve my puzzles and sTaaY In onE PiEcee..." the last part of thd sentance sounded like what I could assume Cthulhu farting sounds like, guttural and terrifying.

"Uhhhhhhh, no thanks!" I backed up and scooted behind the bed, she spoke again in the same terrifying voice,

"iTS JUssst A GaaaAAAaaame!, if you win you go free, IF I Win I wIILL eaT YOu uP!!" she dissapeared after that without a trace.

"Oh ffffffuck...."
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Celestia Pov
"You think we went overboard with pinkie?"

"Go big or go home, And I need her to be complient so that we can stop the griffins of the war escalates too much more, the only way to do that is to show her who's in charge." i kept looking at the magic video feed and grabbed another handful of popcorn.

"Good point, but why did you not give her any shirts?"

"Thats to make things interesting, by the way, how did you convince pinkie to do all this?"

" I told her that id reward her with a big party after she went through with it, all she needed to do was scare the tartarus out of nova with any means necesary, I even told her Nova's worst fears.

"Good job Twilight, by the way, what are her worst fears?"

" The main ones are places without escape, being at the mercy of somepony else, being eaten alive by pinkie, and pinkie in general, neither I nor luna knows why its pinkie specifically."

"Well this should be interesting at least." Nova was now yelling something at the ceiling, not entirely inaccurate, as she was over 2 Megahooves underground, contained in a specially constructed containment facility below the crystal caverns, a giant game of wits, sanity, and Pinkie.