Forced Reboot

by Duct Tape Master

So it begins.mov

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I awoke...sort of.... My brain said get up but my body was't feeling like cooperating and I flopped onto the floor with a soft thud as a result.

"Uhhhgg....fuhhhh...." I slowly came to and reoriented myself and balanced myself enough to stand up...and also relived some of my early struggles with hooves and oddly proportioned legs. I stumbled to the restroom, cleaned myself up a bit and stared in the mirror for a bit, the mirror was big enough to see one's entire upper half, it also helped that I was pretty tall. I traced my finger along the scar across my chest, it was a light pinkish in color and was decoid of hair, I also touched the spot I was run through wIth Luna's sword, I looked on for a little longer, looking at my body, face and hair for a bit before walking back out and putting on some basic clothes; Jeans,and a thin T shirt, my other clothes were nice and all, but it left something to be desired in durability, and putting on armor was just overkill.

I went down a short flight of stairs and found my way to the dining room. For Luna, Me and the late shift staff, this was breakfast, for celestia and the rest, this was dinner and/or dessert, depending on how late everyone woke up.

"Good....whatever time it is" I said as I entered the small room and sat toward's luna's end of the table at the only empty seat and realised that Cadence was sitting across from me.

"Good night to you sleeping beauty" Cadence Joked at me as i just stared and eventually responded

" 'wouldn't call myself beautiful this early....or really at any time" I grabbed some coffee and took a large sip as cadence made a weird stare of disbelief.

"I know your'e kidding but you really have some low self esteem, but you certainly have the body to swoon basically any stallion you wanted..." she seemed to space out a bit before I responded

"I don't mean to burst your'e little love fantasy bubble but, 1, I'm not really interested in a relationship, 2, Im into girls, 3, I have such a radically different personality from any other ponies that I probably could'nt hold a relationship even if I wanted one, and outliving anyone you get into a relationship with is something I don't really want to expirience" I took another swig of the stupidly hot coffee and waited for a response before I saw cadence stare at me a bit before saying something."

"I think you have one taker" and I saw her point at Luna who was staring at me"

"Huh, never though of that, By the way, what exactly are you doing here?, and why all of a sudden the weird obsession with me finding a girlfriend?" I looked at her a bit before she finally gave me something useful.

"Celestia requested that after luna finishes training you, that I give you some mental therapy to help with your temper and stress"

"If this is fucking mind control You'll have a few kilotons of ass whupping to get through first" I said as my face gave her a death stare, which was akin to me saying; 'Don't fuck with me or you won't shit right for a week'

"No... It isn't, it's much better than that, besides, if it was that easy one of us would have probably already done it, the only reason We haven't is because of your magic resistance, We can't get any spells through your skin, magic just seems to slide off, the only reason Celestia got a good hit off on you was because she used an explosion and kinetic energy to fling you"

"Phew....Cuz I kinda like having full control over my own brain"

After I ate I got up and left for my room to retrieve my stuff for studying magic.
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Celestia Pov

I watched as cadence dragged Nova into a conversation about hooking up with Luna, and watched as Luna seemed to silently agree, I remained Silent to avoid causing Nova to snap at me, during the past few weeks as Luna trained her, she seemed to avoid me... Maybe I was too harsh with her...

When Nova left, Cadence Started talking with Luna across the room and I decided to change the subject back to the conversation that we were having before Nova entered.

"Back to the topic at hand, Do you think your method of therapy will work?" Cadence looked at me

"Any mare on this planet, no matter how distressed, should be sane and happy by the time I'm done."

"But Nova's mind isn't from this world, nor was she originally a mare, aould it still work then?"

"Uhhm, Im not sure, I couldn't hurt to try..."

"Just be careful, her temper and ire are something no creature in their right mind should toy with, She's already put several nobles in the hospital, some of which were highly calculated fractures and strikes, barely missing vital organs or veins."

"I'll make sure that I am, but I must be leaving aunties, Shinie's probably wondering when I'll be back, Ta Ta" With that Cadence left and only Luna and I were left in the room, Luna was finishing her muffin when I decided to ask her some questions.
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Nova Pov

I walked through the halls thinking of random things about magic and it's properties, most of which revolved around how to shoot portals, teleport or travel faster than light. I was rudely interrupted from my mental wanderings by something grabbing my shoulder

"Huh?" I turned to find Luna looking at me with a weird expression and while holding a spellbook

"Shall we begin?"
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4 weeks later I learned some serious Shit and even made up some of my own, I was taught everything from attack, to shields, to teleporting, It was actually pretty easy to learn once i knew the "code" of it, and realising the similarity to a set of commands made my life way easier. And allowed me to pick up the spells taught to me pretty quickly. Luna said something about being ready for combat, and that Id pick up other skills In due time. For now she left me with a note telling me to meet her in her room some time around sunrise. So I made my way to her room in the top of the northeastern tower.

As soon as I entered I asked why I was needed.

"Hello Luna, you asked for my being here?"

"Yes, We requireth you to answer a question."

"Ask away,"

"Doth thou thinketh us attractive?, and if so, doth thou accept our request to court thee?"

"Uhh, unexpectedness aside, Yes I do find you attractive, and yes you may. As cadence said, your'e about the only sentient thing that I would feel comfortable loving... So Lets give this a try shall we?"

"We are Glad you accepted, thou art the first creature interested in us since our return." she said in a solemn tone, obviously the public was still fuzzy with her Nightmare Moon debacle.

"I am too...wait what are you doing with your....well damn" Luna had just stripped down to her panties ans gave me one hell of a seductive look... And it didn't take long for everything else to come off as well.
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After a few hours of sex and a shower later I flopped in bed not regretting a thing, other than not having a dick anymore, Luna had both bits, which was awkward as fuck, until I decided that my brain was already broken enough, so why not, and we had somewhat awkwardard (for me) sex until both of us were exausted, it was enjoyable, but really weird being on the opposite end.
I think I can make this work
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I fell asleep almost immediately and soon I drifted into a dream, which turned out to be more like a drug trip than a dream until i felt something stab me in the arm. I immediately woke and saw a big fucking changeling remove her fangs from my arm, I tried to move or speak but I was paralysed, I could only move my head, I tried to teleport to no avail, on my horns was a glob of green goop plastered over them, my mind jammed into overdrive and then proceeded to poir in nitrous when i saw her get in top of me and begin wrapping me up with green slime. My brain searched for answers and simultaneously attempt them as The warm goop was wrapped on me, I tried to superheat myself to boil the shit off but that was thwarted when she used some sicky green magic to cool my temperature back to it's normal 100 ish. Soon my head was gooped up as well and I felt myself being lifted up, my imaginary brain engine exploded from strain and I resolved to just wait. I could still see as the changeling hefted me up and flew out my window, the changeling was about as big as celestia, and had a weird transparent section of her abdomen, I passed out after a few minutes of flight and drifted off into a dream, I called for Luna To no avail and soon even the dream faded.


Author's Note

I didn't write the sex segment because i have no idea how, btw, I said it would get weird, don't say i didn't warn ya,

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