"Cosmic Enigma, dark-caster, master scroll maker, predictor of destiny, the bearer of Understanding and the village philosopher, at your service!"
"Do we need a village philosopher?"
"Not really."

Cosmic is more mysterious than Pinkie, a bigger egghead than Twilight, more exotic than Spike and potentially more chaotic than Discord himself. With a cutie mark in scroll writing and a sixth sense that tells him of important events, as well as being able to control dark magic, his less than serious demeanor is the only thing keeping him level with, if not more useless than, anypony else.
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The cover art was made with that pony maker everypony keeps talking about.

This story is on hiatus until further notice, and may be subject to complete rewrite