Why the Cmc should NEVER be put in charge of a young colt.
It was a normal day in Ponyville, Celestia and Luna had dropped Timidthy off with the Mane 6. Because they had to go to a meeting. And they had meant to do something to help Timidthy with. Something they thought the Mane 6 would have no problem with.....potty training.
"So, what did they need us to do Timidthy, or did they want you to hang out with us?" said Twilight as her and her friends. As we're gathered around Timidthy in Twilight's castle. Timidthy was sitting on the map/table. Timidthy blushed and cleared his throat. Thanks to the little Spoiled Rich incident two weeks ago he now knew how to walk!
"Umm......" said Timidthy with tensed tone,
"It's ok darling! Please Timmy, tell us at your own pace." said Rarity
"Ma-Ma says she needs help.....potty training me." said Timidthy with emmbarement and uncertainty in his time. The Mane 6 looked shocked for a moment. Twilight looked like she was going to say something until her castle door busted open. The Cmc ran in,
"Hey guys there's some sort of stampede heading towards the farm!" said Apple Bloom
"Uh-Oh, I forgot that we were selling carmel apples today!" said AppleJack as she ran as fast as her hooves could take her to her family farm.
"Caramel Apple's!? I'm coming!" said Pinkie as she followed AppleJack,
"No way I'm missing this!" said Rainbow as she followed after.
"Umm.....should we help her?" said Fluttershy
"That'd be best." said Rarity as her and Fluttershy went after the other's. The crusaders and Timidthy looked at Twilight, Twilight sighed.
"Sorry Timidthy, but I better help them. Cmc you watch Timidthy and be careful, and Timidthy I'll help you with your potty training later." said Twilight as she trotted after her friends bad shut the castle door.
'Well, that wasn't so bad.' Timidthy thought but that was before he saw the Cmc's faces. The trio we're staring at him. In a way that made Timidthy feel more self-conscious then he already felt on a daily basis.
"So you need to be potty trained. Huh?" said Apple Bloom
"We can help with that." said Scootallo
"Yep." said Sweetie Bell as they all advanced onto Timidthy.
Timidthy's face was beet red as the Cmc took off his diaper. And caried him to one of the restrooms in Twilight's castle.
"Don't worry Timidthy," said Sweetie Bell as she levitated a light blue training potty
"we're gonna help you even if you like it or not!" finished Sweetie Bell.
'I hate this!' Timidthy thought as his his face blushed even ready at the inevitable outcome. The Cmc walked into one of the restrooms and placed the training pot at the center of the room.
"Now Timidthy when you feel the urge to 'go' you come to here, okay?" said Apple Bloom, Timidthy nodded his head vigorously, hoping to get away from the Cmc as soon as possible.
"It says here we're supposed to help Timidthy by putting him on the pot and wait." said Apple Bloom as she read a colt and foal caring book and uncertainty started filling her voice,
"Umm......is this the best idea?" said Scootallo
" We could wait for the adults to come back." said Sweetie Bell
"Naw, we can pull this off. Let's just put Timidthy on the pot and then give him his privacy." said Apple Bloom
"That could work." said Scootallo as Sweetie Bell nodded her head agreeing as well.
"Okay Timidthy we have a-" Apple Bloom was cut off when she realized Timidthy was not in the room,
"We lost Timidthy!!" screamed Sweetie Bell, as Apple Bloom grew pale and Scootallo looked worried stricken.
Timidthy ran through Ponyville, much to his discomfort as his flank lacked his diaper. Timidthy ran into SugerCube Corner and teleported onto one of the table's. As he stopped to catch his breathe. "Hi Timidthy, how's it going!" said Mrs.Cake as she was caring five chocolate cupcakes on a tray. They all had an orangy-tan icing with chocolate sprinkles on them. Timidthy spoke softly his voice in his normal soft shaky tone,
"I've been better, the Cmc are trying to potty train me."
"Awww, don't worry it's nornal for everypony but you seem a bit young. I guess your mother wants to teach ya sooner then later." said Mrs.Cake
Timidthy smiled but no sooner after he did his stomach growled. Timidthy blushed and cleared his throat clearly emmbaresed.
"Aww, your hungry arnt you. Well, Mr.Cake is at the store buying some more formula for Pound and Pumpkin cake so I don't have any milk for ya." said Mrs.Cake as she was thinking of something for Timidthy to eat. She looked at the tray of cupcakes,
"I got it!" said Mrs.Cake as she put the tray down and grabbed one of the cupcakes she walked onto the kitchen. Timidthy looked confused until he heard the sound of a blender. Then he understood what Mrs.Cake was doing, Mrs.Cake came back with a baby bottle filled with an orange liquid.
"There ya go!" said Mrs.Cake, Timidthy blushed even redder
"Thanks, but you really didn't have to." said Timidthy as he levitated the bottle into his mouth.
"Awww, of course I did!" said Mrs.Cake before she was cut off by the smell of burning cupcakes,
"My cupcakes! I gotta go Timidthy, you can return the bottle later, bye!" said Mrs.Cake as she ran back into the kitchen. Timidthy showed a looked of concern as he drank the bottle. 'I hope she'll be okay, and this is REALLY good something in here tastes like something creamy and sweet. I've never tasted it before.' thought Timidthy as he teleported back onto the floor and walked out of SugerCube Corner.
"There he is!" screamed a familiar scruffy voice. Timidthy turned towards the voice Scootallo grabbed him.
"Your coming with me!" said Scootallo as he carried Timidthy back to the castle where the other crusaders we're.
"Do you have him!?" asked Apple Bloom as Scootallo came in.
"Do you see a green colt with me?" said Scootallo in a rhetorical tone. Apple Bloom blushed as she saw Timidthy on Scootallo's back.
"Yeah, yeah I see him." said Apple Bloom slightly annoyed,
"Yay! Now we won't get in trouble!" said Sweetie Bell with joy in her voice.
Timidthy suddenly felt a huge pain in his stomach as it growled and gurgled, he whined and winced in pain.
"Timidthy are you ok?" said Sweetie Bell, Scootallo took the bottle from Timidthy,
"It has to be something in this bottle." said Scootallo.
"Well he dosent look to good, let's get him to the restroom." said Apple Bloom as she looked at Timidthy he was breathing quickly. His tail was ducked in between his legs and his intire body quivered.
The Cmc hurriedly carried Timidthy to the restroom and shut the door. They had a feeling thing's we're gonna get ugly.
The Mane 6 came back they we're covered on caramel, mud, and dust even Apple Jack had a black eye. They looked around the castle for the Cmc and Timidthy,
"Apple Bloom where are you?" cried Apple Jack
"Scoots!" called Rainbow
"Sweetie Bell!" Rarity bellowed, Twilight was considering tearing up the castle to find them. Until one of the restroom doors opened. The Cmc walked out with wet coats looking exhausted with red blush on their faces and a bit disgusted. Timidthy came out very sluggishly and looked like he was ready to hit the floor in exhaustion. His body was completely beet red, and his mane and coat was was mattered and was moist. While his tail looked like it had been through a hurricane.
"What happened to YOU guy's?" asked Rainbow, the Cmc shuttered at the question while Timidthy shank away.
"You don't wanna know." said Scootallo, Rarity winced at the condition of thier coats,
"And what are you covered in?" asked Rarity having a bit of caution in her tone. The Cmc looked like they we're ready to puke but swallowed it down,
"Well explain with less detail in the mornin' but right now we need a bath." said Apple Bloom.
Apple Jack, Rarity, and Rainbow took the crusaders home. Twilight, too scared to go into the restroom the Cmc and Timidthy we're in. Lifted Timidthy with her magic and wiped Timidthy down with some wet wipes and put him to bed.
"So let me get this strait, you guys potty trained Timidthy,"said Rainbow
"An' helped him with his sudden problem," said Apple Jack
"And kept at it until you three and him we're soaked in......umm.....'water'." said Rarity being a bit hesitant on what she had to say.
"Yep." said Apple Bloom, they we're on the outskirts of Ponyville. Celestia and the Mane 6 listened on to what happened that night. The sun was high in the sky as Timidthy was laying on a blanket and slept in the comfortable warmth.
"Yep, but I do wonder what was in that bottle?" said Scootallo, Sweetie Bell shuddered
"Yeah especially since it got us into that awkward situation." said Sweetie Bell with a hint of distaste in her voice. Celestia smiled,
"Well my little ponys, Timidthy is allergic to only one thing... peanuts, so most likely the drink he had peanuts or peanut butter in." said Celestia matter-of-factly like.
"WHAT!?" cried Apple Bloom, Sweetie Bell, and Scootallo,
"Yes, Timidthy is allergic. So anytime he's with me I crush a pill into his milk that counteracts anything he eats that has peanuts in it. Unfortunately once the pill is out of Timidthy's system his allergy is back." said Celestia as she picked Timidthy up,
"And if you would've came and got us. We could've gave Timidthy his pill and none off y'all would've had to go through that." said AppleJack as the Cmc's mouths hung open in shock. Celestia nudged Timidthy, Timidthy's eye's fluttered open. He got a looked at his surroundings he looked at Celestia and smiled tiredly.
"Timidthy next time try to ask if there are any peanut ingredients in the food you eat, okay?" said Celestia calmly, Timidthy nodded his head. Celestia walked and sat in her royal carriage, "Goodbye everypony." said Celestia
"Bye." said the Cmc and the Mane 6 as Celestia and Timidthy flew back to Canterlot.
"Are y'all thinkin' we should never do anything like that again?" Apple Bloom asked to her friends.
"Yep." said Scootallo and Sweetie Bell as the trio again shuttered at what they had to witness. Hoping to never have to see it ever again.
Author's Note
I hope you all liked this story and if any of you want to use the stampeding carmel apple catastrophe as a story your welcome to do so!
