Target in site moving in. Logan your job was to safely find the dark magic signature and report back. Your life is more important than satisfying your addiction to battle.
Oh but where is the fun in recon if I can’t have a little fun it’s not like I’m going on a full scale attack. But just so I don’t have hear about it from East I will not kill them.
Fine but if East finds out about this it’s your head not mine she will have.
Fine fine I don’t care I just what a fight that will last longer 1 minute.
So longer the sex for you?
One how do you know two why do you know and last who told you?
Well let’s see in the past 3 years you dated a shewolf, elf, and a dark elf I’ve talked to all of them and as for the why I’m your brother it’s my job.
Well Josh I you should stay out of my love life it’s not good for your health and you mis counted I dated a succubus one time but that was only for the sex nice girl I’ll have to find her number again.
Just get back to your kill or whatever.
Oh yeah almost forgot. Logan jumped from his hiding spot and yelled this is a raid get on the fucking ground now or I will turn this place in to a pile of ash.
A man in a dark blue robe yelled stop him don’t let him near the portal. Kill him.
Wow it’s 30 to 1 this is so unfair you need about 100 times as many mages to go up against me so GET OUT OF MY WAY. The room exploded with energy. Well now that that’s over what is this portal go to hm?
No stay away from that it’s not ready yet!
So were do’s it go when it’s done?
The land of the gods we were going to take the power of gods for ourselves and destroy this world and rebuild it with no magic but ours.
Ok I’ll destroy it and stop all those plans now. God of the end I hold your ace now give me your power to end this.
No you can’t the portal will be unstable!
To late ragnarok!
Do you know what you just did?!
I just blow up your portal and put an end of your plans anything I missed?
No just made an unstable portal that could go anywhere and now in’s going to suck this area up.
Oh well errors have been made.
Logan and hand full of the rogue mage were suck into the portal and sent to their new destination.
Fuuuuuuuuuck! Logan fell in to a castle on the side of a mountain and landed in the night watch barracks in the bed of a bat pony. Wow that could have hurt oh and who might you be?
I am first Sargent Night Rider and what are you doing in my bed recruit?
Well I’m not a recruit and as for the bed just thought I’d drop in ha that’s good I should wright that down.
Ok then why are you here if you’re not a recruit then what are you doing here?
As I just said I fell in portals are nasty thing to deal with ow my ace is back that was faster the most time fun.
You are one mad pony everypony knows that only Pegasus can fly and you don’t look like a unicorn.
I’m not a pony 2 are you single names Logan by the way?
What!? Night’s face went bright red.
Well I just ask because you in just a night gown I’m in your bed and I don’t know if that means much to you but for me that’s a challenge or sex witch ever comes first.
Night looked down at her gown and said eep and ran to the changing room. She came out 5 minutes later dressed in a PT outfit.
You still haven’t answered the question are you single?
Yes, I’m single but no I will not sleep with you!
No need to yell it is the night time you’ll wake everyone up and it was a joke. I never get to use this line but take me to your leader.
Alright but behave yourself she is the princess and she can have you kill if you say the wrong thing.
Well killing unlikely many have tried no could and as for behaving I’ll think about it.
As they waked down the hall Logan keep seeing the same person standing by doors. Didn’t we just we just pass him like 2 minutes ago?
No all the guards have a spell on them to make them look the same only high ranked guards have different apareons but some of us are just lucky. Look we’re here now again please none of that childish action.
I promise nothing. As he burst thought the door to say a larger woman in white outfit and wings and a horn. Why hello I hope I’m not interrupting anything.
A man with blond hair and a horn and saw Logan and yelled for the guards. Guards get this monster out of the throne room at ones it is interrupting my meeting with my aunt. 10 guards surrounded Logan pointing spears at him. A man with blue hair and gold armor and walked up to Logan. Hmm you don’t look like much of a threat I suggest you leave at ones.
I like you you’re the first person to stand up to me in year only Easy and Josh do. But I will give you a choice fight me one on one or stand aside I’m only here to talk to the leader of these lands but please chose option one I do love a good fight.
I will not stand down from a challenge and you may not speak with Princess Celestia without proper paper work so get ready for a fight.
Logan pulled a pure black blade out of the air and the blue haired guy pulled out a gold sword they ran at each other at full speed Logan easily overwhelmed his opponent and had his blade at the man’s throat. Night’s voice yelled out Logan what did I say about behaving by the moon I’m not around for a second and you get into a fight with the caption of the day guards. I’m very sorry about this princess this um I never got what species are you Logan.
It’s human but that’s only half right.c
Whatever this human just came to our world through a portal and he wishes to ask you questions if that is alright with you.
Celestia walked up to Logan and said you may ask your question but I would like it you wouldn’t beat up my guards.
Well I didn’t really have a question I know all I need to know I’m not on Earth or not my Earth seeing as you’re not anything I’ve seen before and the dark mage did say something about other worlds if you want I will answer yours go ahead ask.
Ok for starters what are you?
Human or at least half. Next.
What do you mean by half?
Hm not telling. Next.
Ok fine where do you come from?
Well when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much they have sex and a baby is born about 9 months after.
That was not what I was asking.
Oh, ok well I’m from a world called earth fun times.
Final question I sense dark magic from you can you tell me why?
I didn’t earn my title of west from just mastering the lighter form of magic.
What is this west title?
It means I’m the strongest being in the west theirs a girl who hold the title of east and she is strongest in the east but we’ll get into that later for now I need sleep hey Night what to share.
By the moon goddess almighty no!
The blue haired man said ouch shot down man by the way names Shining Armor and you are the most skill fighter I’ve seen I would like to ask you to show me how you fight if you are willing?
Sounds fun never had an apprentice before but just know I wont go easy on you.
There is a saying among the guards what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Good word training starts in 1 week.
Why a week why not tomorrow?
I feel darkness coming and I need to be ready Celestia you look so pale what’s the matter?
Nothing it’s just that’s the day of the summer sun celebration.
Ok I don’t know what that is but sounds fun where can I sleep?
I can take you to one of the guest room Shining said.
