10 Chapters:

1. "Wait... what?" 2017-02-27 14:28:55 UTC
   914
2. "You're Sunset's brother, right? I'm Twilight Sparkle and--what are you doing? Get up!" 2017-10-01 01:10:59 UTC
   1103
3. "How tha HAY am Ah going ta explain THIS to tha insurance company?!" 2017-11-27 23:04:49 UTC
   1125
4. "Look, cats have a terrible sense of direction, okay?" 2018-03-01 03:15:51 UTC
   1033
5. "Okay, something is definitely off about you. And I'm not talking about the horse ears." 2018-03-22 16:19:28 UTC
   1281
6. "Just because I'm a dog doesn't mean I'm an idiot." 2018-03-27 17:37:11 UTC
   1094
7. "...no seriously, who the hell are you? I don't recognize you at all." 2018-05-01 03:10:11 UTC
   1170
8. "Darling, I know you're upset, but summoning giant flaming arrows isn't the way to solve things." 2018-06-01 01:21:58 UTC
   1138
9. "I step out for fifteen friggin' minutes, and this is what I come home to?!" 2018-06-19 16:43:41 UTC
   1250
10. "Hey, uh... thanks for coming over to help, by the way." 2018-10-11 15:50:22 UTC
    1041