Mikes Adventures in Equestria

by Spore Harvest

Rating: teen
Tags: Spike, Science Fiction, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Self Insert, Adventure, Dragons, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Main 6
Length: 16312

Mike was enjoying a lovely evening at home, when he was suddenly kidnapped by the military, experimented on and then finally transported to Equestria. Will he make it out okay? Find out in the scrolls bellow.

After he finished browsing the web, mike got to bed and went to sleep. But when he awoke he found himself in a government facility, where they told him that he was going to he their next test subject for a super soldier program. After the experiment he was left to rot in his cell labeled a failure. Some time later he is taken out of his cell to test a new experiment, which sends him to the land of Equestria. Will he find his way back? Will he be accepted by the natives? Find out in the scrolls below.

This is one of the first stories in the Spore Harvest (the charecter) mini series that I'm going to be working on. Hope you enjoy.

Published 2017-02-12 21:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-02-27 19:09:20 UTC

Scroll 1 "capture and experiments"

It was a beautiful day in Slovenia, the birds were singing, the sky was clear and I was locked up inside of my own house writing a fanfiction. Hi my name is Mike Savage. A brony, a geek and a all around goofball to anyone who has ever known me and since you are here you probably want to know how I look. Well lets begin with my age. I'm in my mid twenties and am a little bit on the short side. My hair, if you can even call it that, is a black colour and cut into a buzz cut and my eyes are a nice greenish-blue colour. Well that finishes my description, now lets get back to the story. I just finished writing my fanfiction and published it on fimfiction.net.

"Phew finally finished with that story. Now lets go on YouTube and see if there is anything new." Then I opened up a new page and went on YouTube. After some time of searching i figured out that there was nothing new to watch. "Ah well, I guess there can't be new content every single day. Now with that said lets go get some lunch." Then I went out of my room and went to my kitchen and got myself something to eat. "Lets what do we have in the fridge?" When I fully opened it I found it to be mostly empty, but there were some leftovers. "Well I guess I'm having lasagna again." With that said I pulled it out of the fridge and set it into the microwave. "Now lets heat it up and then I have to go shopping. Oh that is going to be fun."

After I finished my lunch I got my bag and went out to the store. I wont bore you with the details, because it was pretty mondaine, but lets just say that it took me about two hours to get everything that I need.

"Well that took for fucking ever. Now I at least don't have to go and do it for at least a month." After that I finally parked in my drive way and was ready to head inside, but little did I know that when I stepped through that door that I was going to get my life turned upside down.

And it did when I stepped through that door I was sprayed with some kind of gas and then I fell on my back, with my vision starting to go to black. The last thing that I remember seeing is the slovene military badge and then I passed out.

***

When I came to I was strapped down to a table surrounded by people in lab coats.

"Hey where am I?" I asked in a tone filled with a little anger.

"Ah mister Savage how nice it is to finally meet you. As for where you are you are at the slovene military testing facility." He said in a slightly exited voice.

"testing facility? I didn't know we had one of those, but why am I here?" I asked while raising my right eyebrow.

"Well you certainly know how to get straight to the point. Mister savage you were chosen as a test subject for a special super soldier program." He said while going to the computer and taking some notes.

"Okay, but why chose a random civilian to be tested on. I mean why not test it on the soldiers?"

"We did do that, but there weren't any volunteers." Then he went to a cabinet filled with syringes and he took one out. "And the ones that did volunteer, well they didn't survive." That certainly made me scared. "Now stay still and this will be over quickly." I tried to struggle my way out of my bonds, but that was unsuccessful. Then I felt a prick in my arm and after that I felt allot of pain. And when I say pain I mean that kind of pain that you feel when you get burned on a stove, but it was spreading over my entire body. "The x virus is spreading through out his body. It is slowly bounding to his cells. Now it's reaching his heart and brain, lets hope he makes it." I didn't hear the rest of what he said because I blacked out.

***

This time when I awoke I found myself in a nicely furnished cell and then I heard a familiar voice. "Good morning mister Savage. How are you feeling?"

"Like I just awoke from a nightmare. So tell me doc was the experiment a success?" I asked in a scared tone.

"How to tell you this the experiment was a success because you survived, but it also failed because it didn't give us the desired effects." That made me scared and exited at the same time.

"So what exactly happened to me."

"Well the x virus gave you a very strong regeneration factor and you can change your body to whatever form you wish, but it didn't enhance your strength or your accuracy, as it was supposed to. So the x virus was labeled a fail."

"So let me get this straight I'm basically Deadpool, but I can also change shape." I asked in an inquisitive tone.

"Yup pretty much. So mister Savage would you please move to the next chamber, even tho the experiment was labelled a fail, I still want to see what your new limits are."

"Okay doc just make sure that you don't go to far." I said in a warning tone.

"Of course mister Savage." And then I went to the next room. "Okay mister Savage the first thing that we are going to test is your regeneration, so if you would please step on that podium."

Well at least he's polite about this. So I stepped on the podium and waited. "Okay mister Savage..." Then I interuptted him.

"look doc could you please stop calling me mister Savage the name's Mike so please call me by it."

"Okay then Mike we are going to cut off one of your arms. Now don't worry we did it already while you were out and it grew back we only want to see if it actually hurts.Are you ready?"

After some thinking I answered "Sure, just make it quick."

"Okay then starting experiment one the regeneration test. Okay mike starting the experiment in three, two, one." Then a giant axe dropped down from the ceiling and cleanly cut away my arm. The pain was unbearable so I screamed like crazy, but that wasn't the weird part. After the pain subsided I felt something growing out of my shoulder it was a bunch of weird fleshy tentacles that stretched out towards my dismembered arm and connected to it. Then the tentacles retracted back into my shoulder bringing the arm with it. When it finally reached my shoulder it attached back to it and I could move it like it was newer cut off. "So Mike what did it feel like?"

"Well doc at the start it felt very painful but then it started to feel weird when the tentacle started to come out, but when it finally finished it felt like I didn't even happen. Is that descriptive enough for you doc?"

"Yes very good Mike. It is all written down. Now lets go to the next test shape shifting. Lets try something simple try adding claws to your hands. Then we can try something more difficult."

"Okay that sounds simple enough let me try it." And then I concentrated. I picture my hand and then I pictured claws coming out from in between my knuckles, like Wolverine. When I pictured that I felt pain shot out from my arm and after that I felt something coming out of my knuckles and sure enough they were the Wolverine claws. Then the pain subside i took a good look at them. "Well doc how do these look?"

"great job mike now test them on this wall." With that said a wall dropped down and I quickly tried to punch it. The claws went straight through it, but when my knuckles reached it I stopped. Then I yelped.

"Owch, good damn it. Well you didn't lie about me not having that strength boost, but it seems that the claws are razor sharp though." With that said I pulled out my claws and retracted them.

"Good to know mike, now lets go back to your room, we are going to try the advanced shape shifting another time. Take a break and wait for your lunch okay."

"Sure doc see you later." And then I went back to the cell that I started in. When I entered i immediately got a whiff of my breakfast it was a plate of bacon and eggs. "Hey doc thank the chef for me because this looks delicious." No answer. "Oh well then." With that said I went to eat breakfast.

***

And that's basically how the next week went. I woke up in the morning, then I went to the testing chamber would do some tests and then I had the rest of the day off to do basically whatever I wanted. One day we finally tried something new.

"So doc I see we have a bunch of doohickeys here, what are we doing today?"

"Well this is something that I was doing in between working on the virus. Basically my thought process went like so if you can morph your body into different shapes, why not ad a couple of modifications. So in front of you you have five 'mods' as I call them. Every single one represents a different element that you can use. Lets see you have electricity, water, fire, wind and the last one is basically a ball of very moldable metal. Oh and don't worry about returning them, you can keep them. So let the testing commence. Lets start with the water mod." With that said I went to the blue one and picked it up.

"So what do I do with this?"

"Well first absorb it into your body and then position the nozzle so that it is coming out of your hand and place the container towards your back." And I did so it felt weird, but when I finally settled it in i was ready to use it. "Good now here you have a couple of targets try to shoot them all down." After that some targets appeared and to shoot the water I had to press a button on the container which released the pressure and shoot out a beam of water out of my hand. "Good job Mike, oh and don't worry about refiling any of these they do that on their own by collecting the appropriate molecules from the air that your body is supplying them. Now the fire, electricity and wind work on the same principal. The only different one is that ball of moldable metal. You can basically mold it inside your body to turn it into anything and if you are low on the material it will be refilled as well. Now have some fun and enjoy your new toys. See you in about half an hour."

The next half an hour was a lot of fun trying out all the different mods. Combining them was also allot of fun, but then the doctor came back and sent me back to my room. "Well these mods are a lot of fun to play around with lets hope that I can use them more in the future."

After that we've gone back to the routine of waking up, experiments and free time for the next month, but then a time came where I was again strapped down to a table. "So we are basically testing this teleporter. So what are the chances of me blowing up."

"Oh don't worry Mike the chances of this exploding are pretty slim. So would you please step into that chamber." And I did. "Now please wait for us to turn it on." After that I was watching them as they were pressing buttons to turn the teleporter on. "Okay Mike we are ready to test it now in three, two, one." Then everything started to glow around me and then i heard some beaping. "Hey you know that very slim chance of it exploding well it is happening now. Basically just brace yourself." after that everything went white and I heard a deafening boom and then nothing because I blacked out.

Author's Note

Well here is the first chapter of my oc's story. If you enjoyed share, comment and like.

See you in the next scroll.

Scroll 2 "a royal meeting"

When I awoke, I found myself chained up to a wall by my hands. "Well this can't end well, but why does everything here look so familiar and why is there a window floating in the corner." After that I heard hoofsteps of all things and then a pony appeared. His coat was a white colour while his mane was two different shades of blue, but that wasn't the weird part. The weird part was that he was wearing golden armour. I was befuddled for a couple of seconds and then I said "Hello there pony, isn't it a nice day to be rotting inside a dungeon. Oh wait I didn't do anything to deserve this, so why am I still in here." First the pony looked surprised and after that he sprinted down the hall. "Okay my first encounter in Equestria and to My taste it went pretty well. I wonder who is going to be next?" After that I just shut up and thought about how I'm going to explain myself to the princesses which will no doubt come down to question me.

After some time has passed I again heard the tale tale sound of hoofsteps and I think the same guard returned. "Hello pony nice to see you. Are you the same one as before."

After that he answered. "Yes sir I am the same guard my name is Shield Breaker by the way." He said in a slightly uptight voice.

"Well then Breaker what brings you back to little old me." After that he opened the cell that I was in.

"I was ordered by the princesses to release you and bring you to them." with that he started to unshackle me from the wall. After he finished he said "Here you go sir..."

"Oh i didn't tell you my name the name's Mike. Mike Savage nice to meet you." After that we heard a low rumble emanate from my stomach. "Hey um Breaker can we make a quick pit stop at the kitchen, if it's on the way of course?"

"We can stop on the way. Now if you would please follow me." With that he walked out of my cell and since I didn't have anything else to do, I followed him. When we came out of the dungeon, I had to shield my eyes. "Are you okay Mike."

"Yeah yeah I'm fine my eyes just need to get used to the new light level. Give me a moment." And after that I did everything that I new to speed up the process and when I was finally finished I saw the surroundings. And they were beautiful.

I mean I have seen them inside of the castle on the show the only problem seeing it in 3D and it was certainly a treat for the eyes the marble tiles bellow looked to be polished and the carpets without a single stain on them. I would love to describe it more, but i had to catch up to Shield Breaker. "Hey Breaker wait up."

"Oh sorry sir I thought you were behind me."

"Eh don't worry just make sure that I do next time, wouldn't want to get lost in this place."

"Man that reminds of the first time I was stationed inside this castle I'm sure that i got lost at least ten times. Ah those were the days." After that he looked like he was reliving the past. "Okay then here's the kitchen lets go inside and get the chefs to make you something." And with that we entered.

When we did I was hit with a frying pan directly into my face that was followed with a scream. "Ah monster! Monster! Get that thing out of my kitchen!"

"Wow there Spice he is no monster."

Then I said "But I can become one if I get angry enough." Did I mention I was also on the floor "Man these are comfortable floors you have here."

"You are not helping Mike. Now we are going to leave as soon as we get something to eat for him. So can you make a quick cheese sandwich."

"Sure, sure just get him out afterwards." And then the chef presumamly named Spice ran off to make the sandwich. After that I heard some sizzeling.

"Hey Breaker is this pan hot?"

"Um yeah why do you ask?"

"Because it hurts like shit. Now please excuse me while I step outside." And with that I stepped outside of the kitchen. After I closed the door I let out the loudest yell that I could muster and When I finished I entered back inside. "Ah that felt good."

"Um are you sure you are okay. Because that was a pretty hot pan. It might have given you third degree burns or..." Then i raised my hand to stop him.

"Look Breaker don't worry. Just trust me when I say I had far worse." That made him open his eyes and then he was quiet. After some time Spice returned with my sandwich made.

"Here you go mister Mike enjoy your sandwich." He said while shaking.

"Thank you uhh... What's your name?"

"The name is Spice Cooker nice to met you." I think that made him calm down and with that done I took the sandwich.

"Well it was nice to meet you too Spice I hope that I can see you again soon." Then I took a bite from my sandwich. "And an excellent sandwich by the way." With that we left the kitchen and continued on our way to the princesses.

After about twenty minutes of us walking through the castle, we finally reached the doors to the throne room. "Okay Mike wait here while I inform the princesses of your arrival." I gave him a thumbs up and sat down in a nearby chair. And then he disappeared through the door. There was nothing for me to do, the guards next to the door were like statues, they didn't even blink. "Man you guys are trained good, but that doesn't help me alleviate my boredom." But then it hit me. "Idea~" Then I went back to my chair and used the metal ball inside my body to create myself a rubiks cube and since I couldn't colour it i added dots to each face. "Well this is at least going to entertain me for a while." The guards looked a little sick when I got it out of my body, but I didn't pay them much mind since I was too engrossed into my little puzzle. After about ten minutes of me playing with it I finally heard Breakers voice.

"Hey Mike you still here with us. The princesses would like to see you now." With that said I got up from my chair and went with him to the throne room. Speaking of which it looked fenomenal. The stained glass windows depicting major events were shined to perfection. The floors were also polished and there right in front of me wore the princesses in all their magical glory. There in the center of the throne was a pure white alicorn with a three toned flowing mane. The colours of which were a sot blue, a faded green and a soft pink. That alicorn had to be Celestia and there to her right was another alicorn. This one had a very dark blue coat and her mane was looking like the night sky itself. She of course was Luna. With that observation made I stepped in front of them and kneeled down. After that I heard an angelic voice.

"Please creature, stand up."

"Thank you princess...?"

"Oh how foolish of me my name is princess Celestia and here is my little sister her name is princess Luna."

"Hello creature." Said Luna.

"Well its nice to meet you Celestia, Luna. My name is Mike Savage and I am a human not a creature." Then I heard a booming voice.

"How dare you not address us by our titles!" That certainly threw me on my back.

"Excuse me princess it's just that in our culture we don't have any princesses so excuse me if I make that mistake again." While I was saying that I was trying to get myself out of the wall and while I was doing that Celestia talked to her sister to probably calm her down. "Um excuse me if I am interrupting something, but could someone help me out here."

"Oh of course Mike. I hope that you can forgive for my outburst I'm still getting a little used to the times." With that I was sorounded with a blue aura and was pulled out of the wall.

"Don't worry about it princess. I understand. Um could you check my back because i think a rock is stuck inside it." And with that she turned me around and pulled the offending piece of debrie out of my back. After that I heard a hiss.

"Are you going to be alright Mike, because this looks pretty bad."

"Oh don't worry about that it's going to grow back in a matter of seconds, but enough about that let's go back to the questions that I'm sure that you have."

"Um okay then what do you wish to do here. I mean you just appeared in the middle of a conference. Are you here to take over."

With that I quickly raised my hands. "Oh no, I'm here by complete accident, as for what I'm going to do now, well I could work here. Find a house and live out the rest of eternity here."

"Wait wait did you say eternity?"

"Yup I cannot age and I cannot die. So I am basically stuck here for the rest of eternity. Except if I find A way back, not that I want to, but hey, what can you do?"

"So you have no intentions of hurting us or my little ponies? You just want to live out your life here?"

"Yup pretty much, so do you perhaps have a job opening in your guard." That made them both stare at me with shock.

"Why do you want to join the guard and besides the guard here in Canterlot is already full." Then Luna decided to add.

"But couldn't we add him to the guard in Ponywille. They are always pestering us to add more guards to add to their brigade." Then Celestia said.

"Well that is his choice. So what do you think Mike."

"I'll take it."

"Okay then Mike after we test you, we are going to send you to Ponywille to act as a guard for princess Twilight Sparkle. I hope that this suits you well?"

"Of course. Where are you going to test me?"

"In the royal training grounds of course, so please follow me." And with that they both left the throne room and since i didn't have anything else to do I followed. To what might be the deciding point of my stay here.

Author's Note

Here is another scroll. Like, comment and share if you enjoyed. And if you have any guard OC's that you want to see me interact with then comment them down bellow, with a description and what their weapon is. With that said see you in the next scroll.

Scroll 3 "the test"

On our way to the training grounds, nothing much happened. The only thing of note is that I was attacked at least five times, but thankfully they were quickly stopped by the princesses.

"Am I really that scary looking?" I asked in an exasperated voice.

"No you are not that scary looking. The problem is that you are an unknown and our guards are a bit overprotective, so you can see why they attack you." Said Luna.

"Yeah i guess that's a good reason for attacking me. Man I don't want to know what's going to happen when I enter the training grounds. I bet you my head that they are going to attack me."

"Um okay?" Answered Luna. "Lets hope they have a little self control."

"I still think that they are going to attack me." Then we heard Celestia say.

"Okay, you two settle down we are already here. Now lets hope that they are on brake or else you are in trouble Mike."

"Look even Celestia knows that I'm going to get destroyed, but I guess this is going to be good test for me. Wont it?" With that said I swear that I saw an impish smile on her face and after that she opened the door to reveal the training grounds. When I got a good look inside I found at least one hundred solders training inside and of course when they heard the door open they all stopped what they were doing and looked towards us. After that I heard a familiar voice shout out.

"A monster has infiltrated the castle. Protect the princesses." That of course was the voice of Shining Armor captain of the royal guard. I would describe him to you, but I now got a quick message from Celestia.

"Try not to hurt them too bad." Said Celestia and then she, Luna and breaker disappeared.

"Wow thank you for that warning." I said in a sarcastic tone. Then i heard the sound of metal unsheathing and I quickly jumped out of the way. "Well I better get into my battle mode." And with that I concentrated on my iron ball. With that I morphed the metal into a battle axe an sent it out of my right arm. It hurt like shit, but then I said. "Okay you armour wearing pansies who wants some?" And with that the fight truly begun.

One of the braver ones decided to attack me head on with a spear. He thrust it forward but it newer made contact. "Tsk tsk tsk, dont they usually teach you to evaluate your enemy." With that I punched him in the face and he went flying into two more guards. After that I felt a sting on my back. When I checked I saw it was charred black and that there was a row of unicorns ready to strike again. I didn't even bother with a snarky comment. I waited until they released there magic and when they did I released a little bit of methane into my mouth after that I made a spark with my teeth and I launched a fire ball right at the middle ones face. The rest of them I hit with the blunt side of my axe.

Then I heard wings flapping. I reacted just in time to evade the headbutt and grab the offending pegasus by his tail and launch him at some earth ponies that tried to run me over. After that I released the wind turbine from my back and went into the air. The pegasy looked stunned for a second so I took that to my advantage and wrapped my tentacles around it. "First rule of combat newer get distracted." After that I twirled them around for a bit and then I launched them at Shining Armour, who was preparing a spell. Since he was currently distracted I decided to spray him with a jet of water.

"Begone you vile creature." He said. I just smiled and electrified my axe and touched the water with it. The result was instantaneous. He started to scream and when I finished he just fell over.

"Okay who's next." Then a big earth pony decided to speak up. He was also holding what looked like a huge warhammer.

"I dare creature." Okay it's time that I correct this.

"First of my name is not creature. It's Mike and second look down." After that he looked down and noticed that I had wrapped some moss around his hooves.

"Oh crap." Then I charged at him and delivered a big haymaker directly into his face. After that he went flying.

"Cocky mother fucker didn't even see it coming." After that there were about fifty foot soldiers and about twenty archers left and the latter had there sights set on me. Right after I finished the observation they all let go of their strings and I was bombarded with a huge storm of arrows. After that finished I pretended to be dead.

"We've won!" Every single one erupted into cheer and with that they came closer to me. Then I sprang my trap. I sprouted tentacles from the bottoms of my feet and caught every single guard with them. After I did I started laughing.

"Ha ha ha. Rule number seventy-two always check if your enemy is dead." With that said I slowly pulled out the arrows that were embedded making sure that they saw everything. When I finished with that I said. "Well now it's time for some payback." And with that I retracted my tentacles pulling all of the ponies with them. "Hay princess I made you a new garden how do you like."

"Well it's definitely interesting, but I would like for you to dig them out." Said Celestia.

"Oh but I worked so hard on it." Then Celestia just looked at me with a glare. "Fine I'll dig them out, but I'm not liking it." With that said I retracted my battleaxe and changed my arm into tentacles which wrapped around each guard and with one mighty pull they popped out of the ground. "So princess am I in."

"Yes Mike you have proven yourself worthy, so you are going to go to Ponywille." Then a scroll appeared. " I just need you to sign here and here." With the two signatures written down the scroll disappeared and I felt a jolt go through my body.

"Hey what was that?"

"Oh don't worry about that that's just a locating spell, so that we know where you are, if we need you."

"Ah good then, so when do I begin." I asked while raising an eyebrow.

"You are going to start tomorrow, after Shining takes your measurements and makes you your royal armour."

"Oh okay then. Now if you excuse me I'm going to go sleep now good night." And with that I went to sleep.

Author's Note

Here's another scroll. If you enjoyed like, comment and share. With that I'm going to see you in the next scroll.

Scroll 4 "getting to Ponywille"

When I next awoke I found myself on a soft bed. The room I was laying in was huge and lavishly decorated, in the corner there was an armour stand with an armour on it. It was a gold colour with some red and blue detailing there was also a note attached to it. It said.

Dear Mike,

Sorry for thinking that you were a monster when you finish reading this I want you to put on the armour and get to the training grounds where I'm going to properly introduce you to the guard. Again sorry for thinking that you are a monster and attacking you for no reason. I hope that we can be friends.

Your captain

Shining Armour.

"Well that was nice of him, but I think that I'm not going to be walking around in my human form." I said to myself. With that in mind I put on the armour making sure to fasten it all securely and then I decided to morph into a pony.Since the armour was to big for a pony i Decided to mold it with by the end of it I had a full body armour, that covered me from head to hoof I guess. When I finished that I went to the door and opened it. You would think that I would have problems with walking on four hooves, but I can assure you in that one month of testing I have turned into a lot of different creatures mostly quadrupeds so I knew how to walk as for the door I'm not even going to think about it. When I got outside I noticed that my room was guarded by two unicorn guards. Then I asked them. "Could you two gentle stallions show me to the royal training grounds?" Then they looked at each other and then the one on the left asked.

"Um who are you?" Then I remembered that I changed forms.

"I'm Mike you know the tall human who was sleeping in this room. I decided to change forms so that there wont be any repeats of the fight that I had on the training grounds. By the way you can call me Spore Harvest from now on, I think it's quite fitting for this new form." Then the second one said.

"If you're Mike then prove it." After that I sprouted a tentacle from my back and grew in my battleaxe.

"This prof enough?" They both nodded and then they led me towards the training grounds. On the way one of the guards decided to ask.

"So Spore why do you have a different kind of armour from the rest of us?" I decided to sate his curiosity.

"Well you see the armour that Shining had commissioned for me was a little to big when I changed forms so I decided to morph it to my body and since there was a little bit of exes material I decided to use it to create a full body armour. I must say I did a really good yob, but the yaw movements were a complete accident." Then the second one said.

"Well accident or not it certainly looks awesome and we are here. Now if you excuse us we need to return back to our posts. Have a good day Mike or should we say Spore Harvest." I just nodded and they trotted off back to their posts. With nothing else to do I stepped up to the door and went inside.

When I entered I found every single guard training, but sadly there were some that were bandaged up. Then I checked the surroundings and noticed that everything was fixed up. There was also a balcony that I never noticed and there of course were the two princesses. With that in mind I went over to the balcony. Once there I extended my legs until I reached the balcony.

"Hello there princesses, what's up." First they looked surprise, but then Luna asked.

"Mike is that you?"

"Yes it's me but I decided to change forms, since I didn't want a repeat of last time. By the way the name is Spore Harvest now."

"Well Spore Harvest you should probably go to Shining Armour and get introduced to the guard. You can find him there." Celestia punctuated her words by pointing at him. After I finally found him I said.

"Okay, I will see you some other day then." With that said I popped out my turbine and flew of towards Shining. When I landed in front of him he jumped back and swung his sword at me, but when it struck it just bounced off. "Shining is that really the way to greet a friend." I said in a cheeky tone. After some time of looking shocked he asked.

"Who are you?"

"Shining it's me Mike. Well when I'm in this form it's Spore Harvest. Man and I thought that you wont attack me. You're such a liar." And because I knew he was going to ask for proof I created a fire ball and I shot it into the sky. "So what's up." At first he looked confused, bur then something clicked and he said.

"Oh hello there Mike. Where is the armour that I commisioned for you? Don't tell me you destroyed it."

"Don't worry Shining I didn't I just morphed it to fit my new body. It's also got this feature where I can retract it." Then I used my power to pull the helmet off of my head. When it was over it revealed to me an orange muzzle and I was sure that I had my hair in a mohawk mane style which was colored a nice black with red stripes. "So how do I look?" After some time of cheeking my face he said.

"You look great well lets get down to business. You are going to be stationed as one of Ponywilles guards. So that means that you fall under jurisdiction of my sister and princess Twilight Sparkle. The only thing that you need to do is make sure she is safe, or else I am going to find a way to permanently kill you." He finished while glaring into my eyes. I just smiled. "Oh yeah and to make sure you do alright I'm going to assign to you a partner. I think you two already met." Then my friend Shield Breaker appeared besides me holding what looked like suitcases on his back. "I' m also going to be accompanying you to Ponywille to introduce you to the guard. Is that understood soldier?" I promptly saluted and said.

"Sir, yes sir!"

"Okay then you two follow me then." With that said Breaker followed him while I retracted my whole armour and then stepped after him.

"Well Breaker it looks like you are not getting rid of me that easy." He sighed, but then he said with a grin.

"I guess not, but I would rather be stuck with you then some of the other guards you are at least fun to hang around. Even if you are a bit creepy with your shape shifting."

"Ah I promise you, you'll get used to it. Now lets jump into the chariot Shining has been in there for the last minute and he doesn't look pleased." And sure enough I was right, because we heard him yell to us.

"Come on cadets move it on the double!" Then we sprinted or galloped to the chariot and stepped inside. Then Shining signaled to the pegasus guards that were pulling the chariot and we were off.

***

On our way to Ponywille me and Breaker were making conversation. Basically I was asking him what the guard was like and he gave me some interesting information, but enough about that, we were already arriving at the town so we both clammed up, because Shining was talking.

"Okay soldiers first we are going to go to the barracks and introduce you to the guard and after that we are going to the castle to introduce you to my sister, okay." We both nodded and after that we just sat there in silence. After some time we finally touched down and were free to exit the chariot breaker and I were following Shining to what looked like a big box with the words guard barracks written across it.

"Well this certainly looks inviting." I said.

"I'm glad you think so because you will have to report to this place every day and since you are going to be sleeping at the castle with my sister you are newer going to be late for your daily check in." Speaking of the castle and for that matter the town. It was a pretty nice place. The houses were nothing special most of them were simple thatched homes, but there were a couple of exceptions like the town hall, Sugar cube corner and Carousel boutique. They looked exactly the same as in the show. Then there was the big ass crystal castle which was towering over everything.

"Okay I'm definitely going to enjoy staying here. It sorta reminds me of my home town, only that here the community looks to be allot better." With that said we entered the barrack. Then Shining yelled out.

"Soldiers front and center!" With that six different guards appeared in a line in front of us. Two of them were pegasy, three of them were unicorns and the last one was an earth pony. "Spore Harvest, Shield Breaker meet you team. Those two over there are Jet Fire and Jet Storm. They are our eyes in the sky." He pointed to the pegasy. The first one was a male guard who had light blue fur and a dark blue mane with a white stripe going through it. His cutie mark was of two lightning shaped swords crossing each other. He was probably Jet Storm.

The other pegasus was a mare with a red coat colour and had an orange and yellow mane which was falling down on one side of her face. It looked like a water fall made out of lava. Her cutie mark was that of a black shield which was surrounded by fire. She was most definitely Jet Fire. Then Shining continued.

"Next to them is our spy his name is Shadow." With that he moved his hoof to point at a stallion. He had a deep black coat colour with a slightly silvery grey mane. His cutie mark was very hard to make out, but when I finally noticed it, it looked like a very dark grey shuriken.

"Next to him we have our mage Spell Caster and our healer Mercy." Spell Caster was an indigo coloured unicorn stallion, who had a bright red and blue mane which was styled in the same manner as mine. His cutie mark was that of a circle which was divided into four sections. One was red, one was blue one was brown and one was white. Mercy was a white coated mare who had a slightly pinkish-white mane. Her cutie mark was that of a red cross from which one blood drop was falling.

"And the big guy at the end is named Giga Impact." And big was a perfectly accurate for him because he was huge. He had a dark green coat colour with a silver mane. His cutie mark was that of a hammer hitting the ground. After I finished my observations I said.

"Well its definitely nice to meet you all. My name is Spore Harvest and this my friend Shield Breaker." Shield breaker nodded. Then Shadow decided to speak up.

"Well I can see why Shield Breaker is here, but where is your armour Spore Harvest." His voice was very deep and the tone that he used was somewhere between haughty and bored.

"Oh my armour I forgot I put it away. Give me a second." I then opened up my back and let the metal encase me after about half a minute I was properly wearing my armour. " I sometimes forget that I need it." Then Giga Impact said in a kinda scottish accent.

"Hey we don't like any posers in our midst I hope you have some good fighting skills to back up your claim." Then Shining said.

"Now Giga that is no way to treat a new guy, but if you think he's not guard material then by all means spar and well see if he's blowing hot air." After some time of thinking he said.

"Okay you, me, ring, now." With that he left the room. I leaned over to Shining and whispered.

"Why didn't you tell him that I defeated over one hundred guards." Then he whispered back.

"I know that, but he has a superiority complex that makes him think that he is better than others and in some instances he is, but he really needs to be knocked down a peg or two. You know the deal just don't break him." With that said I nodded and we all went to the training area outside. Once there me and Giga stepped into a circle which was drawn on the ground and we waited for shining to start the match. "This sparing match is going to determine if Spore Harvest is eligible to be taken in as one of Ponywilles guard. This mach is going to allow weapons and forbids from using magic with that said let the battle commence." As soon as he said that, Giga charged at me with his huge war hammer in his teeth. I decided to go for a different approach. I was going to play with him until he tires out and then bam I'll strike. With that plan in mind I dodged his initial strike and released my wind turbine. With that I flew myself to the other side of the circle and waited for him to strike again and he did. After five minutes of me evading and him attacking he finally broke and asked.

"How are you evading me so well it's like you don't have bones." He was right I did break a couple of my bones to evade his attacks, but he doesn't have to know that.

"That is going to be my little secret." That seemed to have made him angry, because he charged at me. "Man some people just don't learn. Lets confuse him further." I muttered under my breath then I stayed my ground and waited for his hammer to connect with my body. When the blow finally came I didn't budge, it hurt like shit, but I didn't move. Then I absorbed his hammer and extended it into one of my tentacles. "Now it's time for you to go to sleep." With that said his eyes widened, then I struck him and he flew to the other side of the ring. "And scene." Then I threw his hammer back to him and turned to Shining armour and I would have started to walk away, but then I heard him say.

"What in tartarus are you?" I decided to piss him of to see what he would do.

"Oh I'm just your friendly neighbourhood abomination. What's it to ya Clarisse?" That seemed to make him laugh. "What?"

"You've got guts kid I can see that you are strong and I'll except you into our guard if you tell me how you didn't go flying when I hit you." He said after calming down.

"Oh that's easy I sprouted roots into the ground and if you don't believe I can show you." With that said I sprouted a root from my hoof and that seemed to shut him up. "Any questions?"

"How are you able to do that?" Thankfully I've got something prepared for that.

"Well you see when I was little I was infected with some kind of spore that basically turned me into a living fungus and that is how I got my powers and cutie mark."

"Okay then Spore welcome to the team. Report to me and I'll set you up with a partner for your post okay." Then I retracted my armour and extended my front hoof. He accepted and I said.

"Okay then Giga I'll see you tomorrow." With that said and done I heard Shining say.

"Alright then Breaker you set up your room here and you follow me." With that said I followed behind him. On the way out I said goodbye to everyone and went on my way to the castle.

***

"So what now?" I asked Shining.

"Now we are going to the castle. Lets hope that Twilight doesn't go over board." That made me scared, but I didn't have time to ask him because we were already at the castle. Then Shining opened the door and I promptly got smacked in the face by ball of confety which again knocked me out.

"Oh nuts." Is the last thing that I heard before everything went black. Man I really have to stop blacking out like that. Oh well and then I completely blacked out.

Author's Note

Well here's another chapter. I hope you enjoy.

Scroll 5 "party time"

When consciousness finally started returning to me I woke to the sound of an argument. "He needs to get to the hospital. He has a broken snout." Said a female voice.

"No he's going to be fine. Trust me." Said presumably Shining. Then I decided to break it up by saying.

"You know you two bickering about what should happen to me is not helping me." With that said I grabbed my snout and put it back into place. When I did that there was a sickening crack and then my snout was back in place. Of course it didn't come without any pain. "Now if you do want to help me then give me some pain killers." That seemed to shut them up. "Oh no don't let me stop your conversation keep going."

"Yeah do continue." Said a completely pink pony probably Pinkie. Then a butter yellow and pink blur sped past her knocked me back into a lying position on a couch that I just now noticed I was sitting on. After I gathered my barrings I noticed that the blur was Fluttershy.

"Oh mister you should not be moving yet you got seriously hurt and you need your rest, so lay down while I go and get you some medicine." With that said she rushed off to god knows where.

"Okay that just happened.So before I go mental over here why don't we start with introductions. Hi my name is Spore Harvest one of the newest guards in Ponywille and you are." With that said I was attacked by Pinkie.

"Hiya mi name is Pinkamina diane pie, but you can call me Pinkie and you're new here so I prepared a party for you, but then my cannon misfired and it hit your face and broke your snout and then you were knocked out and then Twilight and Shining were bickering and then you woke up put your snout back and then we come back full circle. Hi my name is Pinkie. After I finally decoded what she said I decided to say.

"Well it's nice to meet you too and I also forgive you for shooting me in the face. Now would you please get off of me." With that said she said.

"Okie, dokie, loki." And then she jumped bounded off of me and went to her other friends. After that I heard a posh voice say.

"Hello my name is Rarity, nice to meet you." It was Rarity she was a white unicorn with a purple mane which was styled into curls.

"Well it's nice to meet you as well lady Rarity." That seemed to have pleased her, because she laughed. After that I heard an accented voice say.

"Howdy there Spore nice t' meet ya. the name's Applejack." Then she extended out her front hoof for a shake. I of course obliged and got rattled like a maraca. She was an orange earth pony with a blonde mane, which was secured with a red hair band the same was done to her tail. She was also wearing a stetson hat.

"Howdy to you as well." After that something bumped her out of the way and of course it was Rainbow Dash. She had a sky blue coat colour and a rainbow mane.

"Hi my name is Rainbow Dash fastest flyer in Equestria." Then she extended her hoof for a shake as well.

"Nice to meet you too maybe I can accompany you sometime." That confused her so she asked.

"But your an earth pony you can't fly." I just grinned. Then I released my wind turbine from my back and floated into the air.

"You were saying." After that I touched back down and retracted the turbine. As for Rainbow and the rest of them they were completely dumbfounded. "What you look like you've seen a ghost." And then I laughed. After that I heard wings flapping and lo and behold Fluttershy arrived with the medicine.

"Okay then mister here are the pain killers that you asked for." She said in a quiet voice.

"Thank you and please call me Spore Harvest or Spore. What's your name?"

"Oh it's Fluttershy."

"Well now I've met almost everybody here except for the princess herself so lets complete the set." Then I looked towards Twilight. "So lets here it." After a full two minutes of silence she finally broke out of it.

"Uhm hello Spore Harvest, my name is Princess Twilight Sparkle. Now if I may ask you how can you fly."

"Ah Princess I would love to tell you but why would I do that when I can drive you mad." Then I laughed. "But in all seriousness its just my special ability that allows me to do allot of things and if you want to learn what else I can do then ask Shining. Okay then Pinkie didn't you say that you prepared a party." After that Pinkie zoomed of to god knows where and quickly returned with her party cannon and fired it into the air.

"Lets party!" She screamed and music began to play. I took one of those pain killers and jumped right into the party. Of course that was not met with no protest, because Fluttershy tried to force me back on the couch and she did.

"Oh come on. Let me go." I said. After that the music stopped.

"No you need to rest up and if you don't I'm going to tie you down." She said while placing me back on the couch. "Now stay and rest." With that she left.

"Keep me on the couch I'll show her." With that muttered under my breath I extended my hooves up to the ceiling and clawed myself on it. After I finished clawing myself on it I dragged myself up. Everyone looked at me and I simply signed to them to stay quiet.

"Okay Shining what is he able to do? You better tell me before I go nuts." Asked Twilight.

"Well lets see he has a strong regeneration factor, is able to completely control his body, is able to breath fire and water, he's able to use electricity to his advantage, he is able to fly and he is able to create weapons from his body. That is basically all. As for how he can do that . He says that he got infected by a spore when he was little. So that's what he can do and how he can do it." Then Fluttershy returned with some tea. When she noticed that I wasn't on the couch she screamed.

"Spore Harvest get back on the couch or I'm going to tie you to it." I just giggled. That apparently was a mistake, because she looked up and flew towards me.

"Oh shit." Then I released my turbine and flew away from the angry mare. "Help me!" I screamed. With that done we flew around the room for the next five minutes until Fluttershy simply collapsed. "Look Fluttershy the only way that you are getting me to rest is if you blow my head off, but i do appreciate your concern." Then I turned to all of them. "Okay then now that we have that sorted lets go and party this time for real." I said while still floating.

"Yeah lets go." Said Rainbow. With that said we went to the main room and partied for the rest of the night.

Author's Note

Here's another chapter for you. It's on the shorter side, yes, but I still hope you enjoy.

With that said I will see you in the next scroll.

Scroll 6 "first day on the job"

At around midnight everyone left the party until there were only me, Twilight and Shining. After Twilight finally closed the door I decided to ask. "So where am I going to be sleeping? Do you have a room or can I make a nest on the ceiling? Oh please tell me I can pick option b." After they exchanged glances Twilight said.

"Uhm your room is actually right over there next to the main entrance, since i know this castle is pretty big." She pointed to a door which was supposed to be my room. With nothing else to do and feeling pretty tired, I decided to go towards it and check it out. I opened the door and it revealed an empty closet.

"Oh sorry that's the closet the one next to it is your room." I thought for a moment and then I said.

"No, I can work with this I'll take the closet."

"Are you sure you want closet? The room is fully furnished." Said Twilight.

"No, I'm taking the closet. Well goodnight Twilight. Shining. I'll see you tomorrow." With that I closed the door and went inside the three by three meter closet. "Okay lets see what I can do. First lets shrink down." With that said I shrunk myself down to the size of a cat. "Now lets furnish this place." With that said I spread my mold to cower all the walls floor and ceiling. After that I started on my furnishing first I created a sleeping net in the corner. After that I created a wardrobe next to it and then I created some shelves and decorations. When I was finally satisfied with the placement of everything I sucked up the rest of the mold. "Okay now with that done lets go get some shuteye." With that I climbed into bed and went to sleep. After about five minutes a thought slapped me in the face. "What the fuck I'm in Equestria where every brony wishes to go. Man how did I miss this, well I guess being stuck in a military base being tested on made me a bit immune to things like this. With out of the way now lets go to sleep." Then I closed my eyes and went to sleep.

***

The next morning I woke up to the sound of my door opening and a male voice jelling. "Spore Harvest wake up... What happened in here?" Then I woke up and said.

"Okay I'm up just don't get the water." Then I jumped out of bed and got out of the closet, walking by my alarm clock which turned out to be spike. "Oh good morning there could you direct me to the closest washroom?" With that he snapped out and told me.

"Second floor, third door on the left." He said.

"Okay then I'll see you at breakfast." Then I went to the second floor and got myself ready for the day. After about twenty minutes of me getting clean, which would have taken even longer if I didn't use my powers, I got to the dinning room and sat myself down at the table.

"Good morning Spore um why are you so small?" Asked Twilight.

"Oh and I wondered why I couldn't see over the table." With that I grew back to my original size and asked. "Hey what time is it?"

"Um its six in the morning. Now may I ask you why were you so small?" She asked while raising an eyebrow.

"Well you see I made myself smaller so that I could fit inside my bed. So when do I have to get to the guard station?" Then she frowned.

"I told you that you can get the regular room, but no you chose the closet." After that Spike got into the room and handed us our breakfasts. Speaking of breakfast, it looked like we are having pancakes with butter and maple syrup. "As for when you need to get to work you need to be there at seven." Then she turned her head to Spike and said. "Thank you Spike. You probably already met Spore Harvest. Spore Harvest this is my number one assistant Spike." I simply said.

"Sup." Then I turned my hooves into claws, picked up my utensils and started to eat.

"Hey Twilight did you know that he turned the closet into a room that looked like it was made for a cat?" After that she looked to me and then back to Spike. She repeated this a few times and then she broke out into laughter. After she finally calmed down she said.

"Oh sorry I didn't mean to make fun of you its just that I imagined you as a puppy and it was just to funny." After that I walked over to the window and said.

"Okay I can see when I'm not wanted. Goodbye cruel world." And then I jumped out. Spike tried to stop me, but he failed. Before I hit the ground I was surrounded by a purple glow and then I was lifted back to the dining room to be met face to face with an angry Twilight.

"What the buck are you thinking, do you want to die?" She practically screamed at me. I decided to be a little bit of a troll so I said.

"Yes Twilight I actually do, but you see there's a problem there. I CAN'T DIE." After I let that sink in I said. "Seriously Twilight did you already forget. I have a regeneration factor. Now if you would please throw me out the window." That seemed to have snapped her out of it, but she didn't throw me out. She placed me down on the ground and said.

"Look I'm not throwing you out the window, first you are going to eat your breakfast and after that you are going to use the front door to go to your job. Now sit down and eat." With that me, Twilight and Spike went back to my pancakes.

***

After we finally finished our breakfast I made my way towards the guard station to get my assignment from Giga Impact. After my five minute walk to get to there I released my armour and stepped inside. "Kiss up fuckers, because Spore Harvest is in the house." Then I got hit by a shuriken. It bounced off of my face and then I said. "Well someone's cranky this morning." And sure enough the culprit that threw it was standing right in front of me. It was Shadow.

"Don't startle me like that by barging in like that i thought it was a monster." He said.

"Well you wouldn't be that far off. So where's the rest of the crew?" I asked. At first he looked in thought and after about a minute he answered.

"Jet Fire and Jet Storm will be arriving shortly, Shield Breaker is putting on his armour, Spell Caster and Mercy are training out back and Giga Impact is going through the last of his paperwork for the day." Right as he finished telling me that Giga entered the room and bellowed out.

"Okay maggots front and center." With that said I stepped next to Shadow next to me somehow the Jet twins appeared and after that Mercy and Spell Caster appeared next to Shadow opposite of me. The only one who was now missing was Shield Breaker. "Okay where's the new guy." After that the aforementioned new guy stepped inside. Giga just looked angrily at him.

"What?" Said Breaker in a confused tone. That apparently was the wrong answer, because Giga stepped up to him and asked him.

"Breaker how long have you been in the guard?" He was restraining himself from screaming at the poor sap.

"Um about seven months." He answered.

"And how many times in those seven months were you late." Then a light bulb turned on i Breakers head and he said.

"Excuse me sir if I'm late. It's just that I didn't get used to the new building, so I got a little lost. It wont happen again." That seemed to have calmed Giga down.

"Okay then get in line." After he was in line Giga continued. "Okay we have two rookies here today so I'm setting up the patrols like so. Spore and the Jet twins are going to be patrolling the east section of town, while Breaker, Mercy and Spell Caster take the west. Me and Shadow are going to take center. These are going to be your squads for the rest of the week and at the weekends we are going to be training here. Does anyone have any objections." I certainly didn't have any and after a minute he said. "Good then get your street clothes on and go." What in the world of ira did he mean by that, but that question was quickly answered when all of the guards touched their gems and after that their armours disappeared. Getting the hint I retracted my armour and followed after Jet Storm and Jet Fire.

"So what do we do now?" I asked.

"Nothing much, we are now going to clock in at the weather station here in Ponywille and do our job." Said fire.

"And since you are stuck with us you are going to help us. So I hope that you can keep up." Said Storm and after that they both launched themselves into the sky.

"Oh two can play at this game." Then I decided to try something new. I grew a pair of feathered wings and released my turbine. After I made sure that everything was as it should, I started up the turbine and flapped my wings. The added appendages were the perfect thing to allow me to boost my speed and my maneuverability. So it wasn't a surprise that I caught up and then overtook the twins. "So who is going to have to keep up with whom now?" After that I swear I heard a them both say in unison.

"Oh its on." After that our race truly began. We were doing loop-de-loops, corkscrews and basically anything to show up one another. After about five minutes another racer joined the team and lo and behold it was Rainbow dash.

"Hey there Spore, Fire, Storm. What are you doing?" She asked.

"Oh we are just fooling around and racing to the weather station." I answered, but then she looked confused and looked to the Jet twins.

"Um didn't you get the letter the weather station's closed for the day to do some renovations. So can I join your little race?"

"Sure you can. Just remember that this is more of a stunt show then anything else. Oh yeah and have fun." I said and then we started on our stunt show.

***

After a couple of hours we stopped our little stunt show/race and went to a little cafe to get our selves some lunch. When we arrived at the restaurant I noticed that everyone was staring at me. I know why they did it because I didn't retract my wings and turbine and even tho it was a little annoying, I didn't retract them.

"Um spore why don't you retract your wings and turbine? Don't get me wrong they look awesome, but I really don't like the stares that we are getting." Said Fire.

"No I'm not going to do that, because I'm going to go flying again later and if I retract them now I'm going to have to go through the pain of getting them back out later." Then Rainbow asked.

"Why do you even do it if it hurts you."

"Well let me put it this way, if you were able to fly, but every time you would fly you would get an annoying itch on your back. So it's kinda like that. Its annoying yes, but you still do it." Then Storm asked.

"So what exactly can you do with your powers?"

"Okay that's the last question that I'm answering about my powers. As for what I can do. I can shrink myself down to the size of a foal or morph into completely different species. Now lets get our orders the waiter has been waiting for like five minutes." After that they turned around and noticed the waiter. He just had this face that didn't show any emotion then he asked in a clearly bored and annoyed voice.

"Are you ready to order now?" With that we placed our orders and talked until it arrived. Rainbow Dash mostly talked about the adventures that were shown in the show. As for the Jet twins they talked about their days in the guard and all the shenanigans and pranks that they pulled on Giga and Shadow. After we finished our lunch, me and the twins continued our patrol, while Rainbow Dash went to her house to feed Tank. Her pet turtle. The rest of the afternoon was pretty uneventful so with the day done we quickly checked in with Giga, gave our reports and went our separate ways, but before I left the twins stopped me.

"Hey Spore how about we meet at the park tomorrow for our patrol." Said Fire.

"Yeah we have something special planned for tomorrow." Said Storm while smiling.

"Sure why not. Well I'll see you two tomorrow." With that said I returned to the castle to finish off this day.

Author's Note

Well here's another chapter for you all. With that said you know what I want comment, like and share.

I'll see you in the next scroll.

Scroll 7 "meeting chaos incarnate"

The next day I awoke to the smell of fried eggs and since I didn't have dinner yesterday. Well lets just say that I jumped out of bed and ran towards the dining room where breakfast was being served to the main six.

"Good morning everyone what's the occasion for you all being here so early?" I asked while rubbing a hoof on my eyes.

"Well it's our monthly spa session and we wanted to get it stared as soon as possible." Said Rarity after that her eyes shot open. "Hey Spore why don't you join us for today?" She asked. I sat down at the table and then I answered.

"Oh I would love to, but me and the Jet twins are doing something today so I'll have to pass. Thank you for the offer tho." After that Spike placed a plate of fried eggs and hash browns in front of me. "Thank you Spike." Then an idea struck me. "Hey Spike you want to come with me and do some pranking on the town." After that he turned around.

"Really can I." After that he turned to Twilight. "Twilight can I go. Can I. Can I." And then he did his puppy dog eyes. Twilight seemed to have been in thought for a while and then she answered.

"Yes you can under the condition that you are going to listen to Spore." After that he had the biggest smile and after that he ran to her and gave her a hug.

"Thank you." And then he ran out of the room to god knows where.

"You make sure to not get him into to much trouble okay mister." She said to me while also pointing at me.

"I'll give you my head on a silver platter if he gets hurt in any way." I even punctuated my statement by saluting. "Now if you excuse me I'm very hungry and this is just sitting here so, if you excuse me I'm throwing my manners out the window and eating." With that said I face planted into my plate and ate like a wild dog.

***

After finishing breakfast me and Spike went to the park to meet up with the twins.

"So who exactly are we waiting for." Asked Spike clearly bored out of his mind.

"For the Jet twins they said that they have something planned for us today." Then I noticed them flying in the sky. "Speak of the devil." After that they both landed in front of us.

"Hello Spore." They both said in unison. Then Storm noticed Spike and asked.

"Who's the dragon?"

"His name's Spike and he is going to be joining us. Speaking off what were you two planing?" Then fire stepped forth and answered.

"We are going to play a prank on Discord. Since you said that you can change into any species you desired, so we thought why not morph into a draconequus and play a prank on him." Then Storm said.

"And besides we want some pay back for the stunt that he pulled last week." I was tempted to ask what happened, but in the end I decided against it.

"Okay then several questions come to mind, but first what is a draconequus?" Of course I knew, but I didn't want to give them an existential crisis so I played dumb. Then Spike Fire stepped forward with a picture and sure enough it was of discord levitating on a beach chair while drinking a glass of chocolate milk.

"Just make sure to chose different body parts than his."

"Alright Spike jump off and let me try something." After that Spike did as he was asked and I started on the disguise. I started on my back legs. The left leg was turned into an animatronic leg and the right one was turned into a red dragon scaled leg with a goats hoof as the foot. Then I started on my body I decided to go with the same body type as Discord the only difference being that I kept my coat colour. Then I continued on my front, so I turned my left arm into a red crab arm and the right one was turned into a skeleton arm. After that I morphed my face into that of Discord, changing the horns to that of antilope and then for my wings I just got my turbine out. Then for the final touch I changed my hair to look like fire that still kept its original colours. After I finally finished I asked. "So guys. How do I look?" After some time of them checking me out Fire said.

"You look awesome now lets go find Discord and prank him." After that we went off to town to search for him.

***

After about twenty minutes of us searching we found him going around the market with Fluttershy buying treats for her animal friends.

"Okay there he is now go and surprise him." Said Storm. With that I went towards Discord, but I was going to change up the plan a bit. When I reached him I put an arm around him and whispered.

"Hey there Discord I'll explain later, but for now play along." Then I raised my voice. "Hey there Discord oh buddy oh pal. How long has it been? Two, three thousand years. Man you haven't changed a bit." At first he looked confused but then he probably saw Spike and then it clicked and he said.

"Why hello there Carnage. The same could be said about you. You haven't changed a bit, except for the leg. Did you upgrade it?" He said while pointing at it.

"You know I have I just haven't found the right metal yet, but I'm getting pretty close. Who is the pretty lady standing behind you?" I said while pointing at Fluttershy.

"Oh she. Her name's Fluttershy. Fluttershy meet my brother Carnage." I waved and then I gave her my right arm.

"Nice to meet you Fluttershy." She gingerly put her hoof into my hand and then I lightly shook it.

"Uhm it's nice to meet you as well." Then I released her hoof and she said. "Discord since when do you have a brother?" She asked while raising her eyebrow.

"Well we are actually twins its just that I was out exploring the world." I answered.

"Oh well then I'll just leave you two be to catch up and before you ask Discord no I don't need help. You just catch up." With that he took his bags and went of to gather up the rest of the ingrediants.

"Okay 'Carnage' who are you really?" He asked while flexing his arms.

"Look Discord just play along and I'll explain everything at lunch. For now lets go prank Twilight... How do you think she was going to react to finding out that you have a twin brother?" After some time of him looking thoughtful he said.

"Oh the chaos that would create. You know what you are going to be my brother for the day. Now lets go and prank some ponies." With that said he grabbed my shoulder and we teleported.

***

When we reappeared we were in the Canterlot streets. "So what are we going to do now?"

"Well believe it or not I actually always wanted a brother to call my own, so we are going to be doing all the things that I always wanted to do with a brother."

"And the first thing on that list is?" I asked.

"Shopping." He said while stretching out his arms. That was certainly weird to me, but hey he has a master plan that I'm not getting, so I'm going to play along.

"Alrighty then." After that he grabbed my arm and we were off. First we went to a china shop where we bought a tea set. After that we went to a bakery and bought some biscuits and for our final destination we went to a tea shop. "Okay this is definitely an interesting shopping spree, so I'm going to bite, where are you going with this?" We were walking down the main road towards the castle.

"Oh you got me. Celestia told me that she needed a new tea set, so I decided to be nice and buy her a new one. Now lets quickly teleport to the castle." With that statement he grabbed me by the shoulder and we were off. When we reappeared again I was sitting on a table the tea set that we bought in front of me and on the opposite of me sat Discord.

"You know, I really wish I had magic like you, because it really looks like allot of fun."

"And you would be right brother. So how are you enjoying being my brother for the day?" He asked while taking a sip of hos tea. I went for a biscuit and then I answered.

"Well it certainly isn't bad, but I was really expecting something a bit more chaotic. But, then again this also isn't that bad. When are the princesses walking in?" I asked while taking a bite of the biscuit.

"If my calculations are correct. Right about now." Right after he said that the doors to the room opened to reveal the princesses.

"Hello ladies do you want to join us for a spot of tea." I said. At first they looked confused but then they both stepped up to Discord and then Luna asked him.

"Um Discord who's he?" She whispered to him.

"Well that's rood of you Luna he is sitting right there why don't you just ask him?" He said. After that her cheeks turned a slight pinkish colour. Seeing that she was embarrassed I introduced myself.

"Let me introduce myself. The name's Carnage. Twin brother of Discord. Nice to meet you." They both looked shocked at that statement, but Celestia recognized my voice so her fear died quickly. "So you wana join?" Celestia then said.

"Sure 'Carnege' why not. You want to join us Luna?"

"No I think I'm going to bed early. Goodnight everybody." After that she teleported away and then we heard a faint yell. "A brother, he has a brother. I think I'm going to go crazy. Seriously a brother to the most chaotic creature. Unbelievable." I couldn't help I laughed. I laughed so much that I fell of my chair.

"Man that was too good. Celestia please don't tell her it's me because this has some possibilities."

"Okay I will. Now let me join you for some tea." With that said I poured her a cup and we chatted for the next hour.

***

After we finished our little tea session we teleported back to Ponywille, or to be more specific fluttershyes cottage. "Fluttershy we're back~" He said in a sing song voice. After that she pocked her head out from her kitchen and said.

"Oh hello you two. How did your day go?"

"It was simply the best, we caught up, went shopping and we even had a tea party with the princesses it was simply divine." I said.

"Yeah it was and how did your spa day go?" Asked Discord.

"Oh it was fun you know you two could really come along sometime it would probably do you both some good."

"Nah, spas aren't my thing, although I do have a kink in my spine." Then I reached for my back and pulled out a ten centimeter dagger. "Hm how did that get in there?" Then I threw it into the air and ate it. My audience including Discord were stunned. "What?"

"You just ate a dagger. I know I do weird stuff like that, but even I don't go that far." Said Discord.

"Oh sorry then I'll try to control myself, but I make no promises." After that Fluttershy said.

"Okay then you two, you go on ahead and go into town and enjoy yourselves. Lunch is going to be ready in about three hours."

"Okay then." With that we left the cottage and we were on our way. After we entered town I asked. "Hey Discord you want to prank the entire town?" He seemed to be interested.

"What did you have in mind?" After that I whispered to him the entire plan and when I finished he said. "Oh I like the way you think." Then he snapped his fingers and we were off to set it up.

***

"Discord!" Yelled Twilight when she discovered what we've done. We turned the town back into the chaos capital of Equestria, with a couple of changes of course. It was allot more metallic as per my suggestion. After that she flew out of her castle to find the rest of the elements.

"Um Spore are you sure about this?" Asked Spike. Yeah we got Spike and the twins in on it as well.

"Don't worry Spike. This is going to be funny. Now lets get into position." With that said me and Discord sat on our separate thrones, while spike and the twins got into position on the right and left and in front and after that we waited for twilight and her friends to arrive. After about ten minutes of us fucking around we were finally visited by the main six. "Ah Discord are these the elements of harmony that got you last time?"

"You would be right brother these are the elements. Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy."

"What are you doing Discord aren't we friends? Why do all this?" Asked Fluttershy.

"Well you see Fluttershy, my brother showed me what I am able to do so I decided to return to my old ways." Said Discord. Then I decided to speak up.

"Well then lets get this started." Then I snapped my fingers and then cages appeared around them. "My name is Carnage and you are not going to be stopping us. We are going to take over Equestria now and to make sure you don't do anything stupid we are going to leave our guards to watch you while we take care of the princesses."

"Twins, Spike front and center." Said Discord and after that they appeared in front of us. "Guard the prisoners until we return." They saluted and we then we disappeared behind the throne to be hidden from them and to hear the rest of the prank play out.

"Spike how could you? I thought you were my number one assistant." Asked Twilight.

"Correction Twilight I was your assistant, but when I'm with Carnage and Discord I am somebody. I am the captain of their guard. Now be quiet until they return." After that they were quiet. After some time Twilight seemed to have put all the pieces together and then she laughed. Then me and Discord reappeared.

"Oh it seems one of the princesses has been broken. So Twilight are you ready to join us to rule with us?" After she finally calmed down she said.

"Okay Spore you can stop it now, but I must say this is a pretty good prank though. Now let us go." Then her Rainbow spoke up.

"Twilight what are you talking about that's not Spore, hes a pony and he." She said while pointing at me. "Is a draconequus." After that I dispersed my cages and morphed back into my pony form.

"And that is where you are wrong because I am Spore. Discord could you please change everything back to normal."

"Sure." After that he snapped his fingers and everything went back to normal.

"Okay I didn't know you could do that, but then again that was a good prank well definitely have to work together sometime." Said Rainbow.

"There's allot of things you don't know about me, but enough about that I'm feeling a little peckish so lets get something to eat." Then Fluttershy spoke up.

"Um we could go to my cottage and eat the sandwiches that I prepared. I think I have enough for everyone."

"Sure why not I'm even going to make something special for desert." I said and after that we all walked off to her cottage to eat our lunch.

Scroll 8 "an adventure with a dragon"

The next day was pretty bad. Giga heard of my little prank with Discord and to say that he wasn't pleased would be an understatement. You probably want to know what he did to me. Well lets just say I'm tired as hell at this moment. After a few hours of me laying on the couch a curios visitor approached. "Hello Spore. What happened to you?" And that visitor was Spike.

"Oh nothing's wrong. I'm just resting." I answered.

"Why?" He asked.

"Well you know that prank we pulled yesterday?" He nodded. "Well you also know that I am a guard?" He nodded again and then it dawned on him.

"Giga trained you until you dropped."

"Bingo." Then I noticed him holding a comic. "Hey what you got there?" He looked at his claw, unfolded it and then he showed me. It looked to be a comic of a pony version of Deadpool.

"Oh this? This is just the newest edition of my favorite antihero comic Deadpool." Who would have thought.

"What's it about?" I asked while getting up. Then Spike sat next to me and started to explain.

"It's about this pony who had cancer and the only way to save himself was to go to and do an experimental procedure, only to be locked up and infused with some kind of mutagen and then he was tortured. After some time he finally turned and then he escaped and then the story is centered on his adventures trying to find the man who did this to him. Then there's also allot of jokes and fourth wall breaks." After that I stopped him.

"I think I got it Spike. So can I read it with you?" Then he smiled.

"Sure. I would love that." After that we opened the comic and I noticed in the corner that there was a little piece of writing.

"Hey Spike what's written there?" He took a closer look and then he answered.

"Oh it's just an spell that would suck us into the comic book world. Been there done that." After that an idea struck me.

"Hey spike why don't we go into this world and have some fun. How does that sound?" After that he looked worried.

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah we are going to have some guy time away from all the girls for a little while. Come on it's going to be fun." After that he was in thought and after some time he smiled.

"Okay then lets go. Take a closer look, to join the adventure in this book." After that a pulling sensation began and we were pulled into the comic.

***Comic book realm***

When I awoke next, I found myself in a shity apartment. Spike laying on a couch opposite of me dressed in some sort of costume. I wanted to shake him awake, but then I noticed I was also dressed in a costume. With that filed away I shook Spike.

"Hey Spike wake up." With that he started to wake up.

"Are we in Maretropolis yet." Then I took a look outside and sure enough we were in a city.

"I would say yes. Hey Spike how do I look?" When he was fully awake he looked towards me and then he said.

"Man you look exactly like Deadpool." Then he looked at himself. "And I'm Humdrum. Sweet."

"Well then Humdrum lets go out and fight some crime." Then I reached behind me and pulled out a portal to the outside. Spike jumped on me and we were off. When we reappeared we were on top of a building looking down upon the city.

"Let's see if I was trouble, where would I be?" I asked to no one in particular.

"Probably at a bank or museum." After that we both heard an explosion and some manic laughing. "Hm I guess this is a crossover with the Power Ponies comic." Commented Spike.

"Well then of to adventure we go." I shouted and then I flipped off of the building and down to the street and ran towards the manic laugh. When we finally arrived on the scene we saw the Mane-iac stealing chemicals from a hair gel factory. When we got closer we started to hear her plan.

"With these chemicals I will be able to infect the Maretropolis water supply making all of this cities hair fall out. After that they are going to have to buy my new hair product that is going to regrow it, making me millions. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA." Okay she definitely has some screws lose.

"Hey spike take the guns from my back and start shooting at her make sure to take cower. I'm going to attack her head on with my katanas and try to cut her hair away. Did you get all that?" After that I heard a couple of clicks and then he jumped off and said.

"You can count on me Deadpool." Then he hid behind some buildings. Then I pulled out my katanas and just before I would start my attack the Power Ponies appeared.

And started fighting her henchmen. I put away my katanas and then I whispered to myself.

"Okay then let's make this epic." With that I again reached behind me and pulled out a rocket launcher, aimed and shot. The rocket struck true and it sent the Mane-iac straight into the wall. "And that is what I call an entrance." After that everybody looked at me. "What? Do I have something on my face?" I asked while touching my face. Then the Mane-iac asked.

"Who are you?"

"Me? I am the terror of the night. I am the pillow that you cuddle when you are scared, but to you I am Deadpool." Then I reached for my katanas. "And you are going to be cut to pieces." Then I launched myself at her and started hacking away.

"Well Deadpool those katanas won't do you any good. My hair is uncuttable." She emphasized her point by defending herself with her hair.

"Oh bo-ho. Cry me a river." Then she got shot by Spike. "But your body is a different story." I took the chance, but I only scraped her cheek.

"You little." Then she used her hair and launched me into a wall. "I would love to stay and chat, but I have a city to bald. Ta ta." Then she laughed and she was off.

"God damn it." I said while pulling myself out of the wall. After that I heard some gasps. "What?" They only pointed at my back and sure enough there were my katanas sticking out of my back. "Oh so that's why my back is hurting." Then I reached for them and pulled them out and sheathed them. "Ah much better." Then Spike ran up to me and gave me back my guns. Then the Masked Matter-horn said.

"Humdrum where were you? We were worried sick about you and what are you doing with this guy?" Then I quickly got an idea and whispered it to Spike. When I finished he looked at me and nodded.

"I'm sorry Masked Mater-horn, but I'm quitting the team and before you protest this is my decision. I'm no longer Humdrum, I'm now going to be known a the Red Avenger and I'm going to be working with Deadpool." She was surprised to hear that and then Fili-second decided to speak up.

"But why are you leaving us? Did we do something?" The rest of the team also voiced their concerns, but then he raised his hand to stop them.

"Look, the only thing that I am saying is that some new opportunities have opened up for me." Then he climbed on me. "Now if you excuse me we have a villain to catch." With that I reached behind my back pulled out a portal, threw it on the ground and jumped in. Then we reappeared in the shity appartment.

"So Spike or should I call you the Red Avenger. How do you feel changing the character of Humdrum completely?"

"It feels good. Maybe hell finally have some other characteristic other than being the comic relief. Now lets change my costume and get to work finding the Mane-iac." With that said he took of his costume and we started on his new costume. After about an hour we had a completed costume it looked allot like Deadpools costume the only difference being that all of the black parts were changed to a deep dark purple. "So how do I look?"

"You look like a Red Avenger. Now lets complete the look." Then I reached behind me and pulled out a belt with two guns and allot of ammo. "Here you go Red Avenger here is your badge for becoming part of the Deadpool club." Then I hoofed him the belt and he put it on. "Now lets jump to the next panel and defeat the Mane-iac." With that Spike jumped on my back and we were off. When we appeared back we were in front of a water purifying station. "Well then Red get your guns ready and shoot everything that moves." He nodded pulled out his guns and got ready. After that I started sneaking towards the buildings. After about five minutes of us crawling through wents, stunning henchmen and disabling traps. We finally reached the main chamber, where the Mane-iac was doing... something. Since I didn't want to deal with her I pulled out a grenade and threw it at her machine, it blew up and ended up making everyone in the room bald.

"My hair my beautiful hair." Then Spike shut four horse shoes at her, pining her to the wall. Then we both jumped off and made our way towards her. "Henchponies go after them." With that they all started to attack us. I pulled out my own guns out and then we made quick work out of all of them. After we finished Spike pinned them to the wall. While I made my way towards the Mane-iac and draw our symbols next to her.

"There we go now everyone will know who did this." After that the roof exploded and in flew the Power ponies. "Well nice of you to join the clean up, but you can go now." They all looked shocked and then I heard Spike yell.

"Hey Deadpool we need to go." And sure enough there next to him was a portal.

"Well I would love to stay and chat, but I need to go." With that said me and spike jumped into the portal. After that the Masked Matter-horn said.

"What the buck just happened."

***Real world***

We again jumped out of the comic and landed on the couch. "Man that was fun. Don't you think so spike?" Spike was looking at something behind me and then I heard someone clear their throat. "Twilight's behind me isn't she?" Spike only nodded. Then I turned around and said. "Now before you cut off my head. Give me a moment and I'll do it myself." Then twilight got this wicked grin.

"Oh don't worry Spore I have something very special planned for your punishment." Then she encased me in her aura and dragged me to the basement me screaming for help like I was an escaped lunatic.

Author's Note

Here's another scroll. I hope you enjoy and if you did then like it and comment.