F*TP Judge Invitation

Hey, I need a __. You seem to be one.

I'm launching F*TP #__. You seemed like a __ to bring on board as a guest judge. You shouldn't be the only one, but your participation would be wonderful. You'd have to read through a lot of stories and provide light feedback and opinions on them the week of the 13th to the 18th for a post on the 20th.

Can I shanghai you into this?