Hello there, I am Discord. Being an omniscient powers and all-knowable spirit of chaos, I've come to know about all the little secrets that the ponies have. Especially the ones that they don't want you to know about.

However, some of the secrets that I found were... "juicy", if you get my meaning. In fact, they were so juicy and scandalous, I decide to compile them all into the little book. All the dark little secrets and relationships from all of your favourite ponies and non-ponies lie within, waiting for somepony, or "somebody", to look within.

Now before you get any big ideas, there's no way I'm gunna show you any of what these secrets. Especially the parts that concern my dear sweet Fluttershy. And honestly, how would you feel if people or pony prey into your dark and deep secrets.

Now if you excuse me, I'm gunna leave this book here where anybody and read it while I head of to the kitchen while I make a sweet pot-roast dinner.