As darkness fell over the Everfree forest, Speedy sat in his truck and kept eying a nearby cave. He heard about how a young mare went in to find her lost cat but never came back out. He searched once hearing about it and stumbled upon the cave, only to find it was inhabited by a group of snake pony hybrids.
For the past few weeks he kept watch on the cave hoping for a way in. He finally decided one thing to do: kill them all and get the mare back.
While he was looking a dark blue truck pulled up next to his. The driver rolled down his window revealing Speedys brother Vanderhoof. “I know she's in there Van” Speedy said to his brother “But I can't figure out a way to get her without the risk of being wrong or her getting killed.”
“Do you know it's them who took her?” Van said to his brother curiously. “I'm completely sure it was them. I've been spying for awhile and I can hear talk about her being in there. That's why we're doing this…….tonight.”
Van looked at his brother surprised “You think we can do this?”
“Of fucking course! Why else would I tell you ‘grab any weapon you have’? We're going in and getting her out.” Speedy said with a angry tone.
“If you say so” Van said as he started his truck back up “wanna do this subtle or obvious?” Speedy started his truck and revved the engine “obvious.” he said as he hit the throttle and went straight into the cave.
As his brother followed him in, Speedy turned on the trucks lights and drove into the cave startling the sleeping and barely awake nagas. The roar echoing off the trucks loud engines made them all cover their ears and scream in pain.
The nagas king and queen came out of a room and saw all of this. But when they tried to order the nagas to attack the noises stopped and the trucks sat at a idle. The king noticed that both of them blocked anyway out of the cave. “Reveal yourselves!” he demanded as a few nagas aimed spears at the truck.
They watched as a door opened but couldn't see who or what it was because of the lights. But as one naga moved forward a loud bang was heard followed by him falling to the ground. The others went to him seeing a bloody hole right in the middle of his forehead.
Suddenly a barrage of bangs were heard and more nagas kept falling to the ground dying. The king and queen hid themselves until the banging noises stopped. As they slowly came out of hiding they were met with a blue stallion aiming some metal weapon at them.
“Where is she?! Where is the mare you took?!” Speedy said with anger. “We will not tell!” the king said angered “she is our breeder for the naga clan! And from what you did she will have to stay forever to fix this!”
“that isn't happening” Speedy said as he cocked his shotgun. “you got three seconds: one” he turns off the safety “two” he aims at the kings head “thr-” he was cut off by a naga tackling and wrapping around him.
As Speedy struggled to break free the naga spoke “you think you can harm our king?! You will die by the hands of Venom the killer! You will die by me!” As Venom prepared to bite his neck Speedy started laughing “here's some advice Venom: never go anywhere alone”
“wha-AGUHHH!!” Venom screamed as Van ran a chainsaw into his back. Venom instantly let go of Speedy as Van continued cutting him to pieces. “Now” Speedy said as he walked back to the king and queen “where is the mare before my attack dog over there gets more hungry”
“Follow me sir.” the queen said as she moved towards the room. As Speedy followed her she started to speak “We've had her here for weeks. Her name is Cherry Blossom and has been used to help grow our race. But after what has happened I believe you should have her. My king is stubborn and refuses to listen to anypony threatening him.”
“Why not just kill him?” Speedy as as she turned the doorknob “I plan to” she responded as she showed him Cherry. She was sleeping on the floor of the room covered in what Speedy guessed was naga cum. “take her and leave us” the queen said “I'll deal with the king”
“Okay. But first, take this” Speedy reached into his pocket and gave her a butterfly knife. “use this and aim for the spine. It'll paralyse him. Then kill him however you want.” The queen took it and nodded at him. Speedy then put Cherrys arm around his neck and picked her up.
As he walked back out he saw Van made sure the king did nothing stupid. “Let's go” Speedy said as he put Cherry into the back seat of his truck “meet me at Ponyville General Hospital” he said as he got into his truck. As he started it up he smiled as he saw the queen stab the king with his knife then backed out of the cave and drove towards town.
Cherry awoken to the sound of beeping and noticed she was in a hospital room. She looked over to a nearby chair and saw Speedy sleeping in it. At first she was scared and confused on how she got here until she heard him wake up. “Morning Cherry Blossom. Glad to see you're okay.” Speedy said as he rubbed his eyes. “Where am I? What happened?” she said nervous.
“you were kidnapped by a group of snake ponies called nagas. They used you as a breeder for their race. I heard about them and took them out. Afterwards I got you here to the hospital and got the rest of those damn things out of you.”
Cherry then looked and saw that she was all clean and that there were no trace of the nagas left on her. “get some rest” Speedy said to her “you'll be released in a few days.” As Speedy left the room he heard the last thing she said to him
“Thank you sir.”
Author's Note
I'm already planning to receive bad criticism so just make it quick. Or at least be nice and like the story.
4/11/17 edit: wow. Looking back at this thing.........It fucking sucks. I see that a lot of people didn't like this thing. Maybe I'll try to rewrite this or just delete it.