Outbid

Five days later, Soarin returned to their shared apartment with a goofy grin splattered across his face. Holding up a little envelope, he called out to Spitfire,

“Yo Spits, ssup?”

She mentally facehoofed. Well played big boy, one more word and you’ll never see the light of day ever again.

Surprisingly, no words came out. Only sound of paper tearing can be heard across the room. Out of curiosity, she glanced over her shoulder.

Only to be greeted with the sight of an envelope with four bold, colorful letter:

eBay.

He knew more than just pie after all. A feat.

On the other side, Soarin’s busy ripping covers. A note fell out, just as he was about to pick up, Spitfire was one step ahead. She pulled away his intercepting hoof and began to read:

From bellyrubber193 to soarie69.

Soarie69.

The very culprit of this bid-snatching crime just stood in front of her, grinning from head to tail. This is it, her bidding nemesis, her life-long enemy on eBay snatching everything away from her at the last second, now revealed. Turns out he also has fluffy wings, speaks horse language and frequents on eBay. Oh, he happens to be a Wonderbolt, too.

“I don’t know you’re into dresses, soarie69.”

He smirked, awkwardly fidgeting his hooves “Not for me, captain. It’s for…….for………for……….” He doesn’t dare look at her, in fear his secret admiration for her might have already given away.

A smile comes splattered across her face. Awww, he can be such a caring, heart-warming stud at times. But first things first, he sniped her bid, so he’s not getting away this easy.

“Lieutenant, what does the rules say about sniping bids?”

“wha….wha…..”

“Whoever snipes their superior’s bids.” She paused, emphasizing the last few words. “Gets. Punished.”

The next thing he knows, he’s tied up on bed, panting uncontrollably, sweat comes dribbling down his face. Spitfire straddles over him, the dress adorning her plump, chubby waist, her beautiful form completely overpowering his shaking yet visibly excited frame, a seductive smirk gracing her oh-so-hot face.

“Still remember the punishments?”

“Cap…..cap! …….oooooo…….oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh.”

This is going to be a fun night.