The Dashelorette

Rainbow Dash will have her very own "The Bachelorette" television. After the whole news has been spread around Equestria, it has been the biggest event of all. Of course everyone knows Rainbow Dash. The coolest pony that saves Equestria from bad guys. At this very moment, everypony stays at home, turned on the TV and ready to see which mare will take Rainbow Dash hoof to marriage.

Of course there will be moment where theres going to be romance talking even there might be moments where parents have to cover their fillies eyes and ears because .... you know why .... anyway even villains are watching this. Who knew they had some spare time to watch TV?

Now let's take a few hours back. Twilight Sparkle had arrangement of every mare in Equestria to be part of the show called the Dashelorrete. Of course the limit has to be 30 mares in order to be part of the show. Twilight had talk to Rainbow Dash about the idea. At first Rainbow Dash disliked it.

She had never been in love. Twilight made a deal with Dash that if she does this she will learn the meaning of friendship in love. Rainbow Dash thought for a while and also made a deal. If she never finds any mare that will win her heart, she will never learn anything. both shake on it and start to prepare the idea.

"Fillies and gentle colts. Discord speaking and welcome to the very first annual bachelorrete ... I mean Dashelorrte tv show. I'll be your host for tonight and we will have an explicit night of all. This is really exciting. I never thought one of the mane six will be part of this tv show. Seems odd that Rainbow Dash is going to be in it."

"I could have root for Rarity or Twilight. Both have great influence of love interests. Well I cannot change that. But anyway, I cannot wait for Rainbow Dash to find her true love, if she manage to find her own, oooo that would sound tragedy, but anyway let's go meet our competitors and let the games BEGIN!!"

Discord laugh. "Of course this ain't no game reader but we will soon found out. And by the way I do not like the chapter title. Seems a bit off. Well that's the narrators choice. Besides I am Discord. Lord of Chaos"

Discord disappear into thin air. You might have say he breaks the fourth wall in my fan story.

***

Meanwhile back in Ponyville Twilight's Castle. Twilight Sparkle is running around like a crazy monkey. Teleporting back and fourth. Room to room.

"Rainbow Dash!! Where are you at this time of night?! We are going to be late!"

Rainbow is one of the castle's room looking through the mirror for the long time. Finally Twilight teleport the room where Dash is in.

"Dash come on! We are going to be late!"

Dash snaps out of it. "Huh? Oh sorry I was just thinking to myself. Do I look awesome?"

Rainbow Dash make a pose. Twilight rolled her eyes and smile.

"Well you do look pretty beautiful too."

Dash felt disgusted. "Ugh that's Rarity's thing."

Both laugh until their smiles frowns. Twilight  walks over to Rainbow Dash.

"You ready?"

Dash took a deep breathe. Okay Dash. You got yourself into this. You cannot bail out.

She sigh and looks at Twilight Sparkle.

"I'm always ready no matter what."

Twilight smile. "Good now let's get going."

Both flap their wings and flew away from the castle.

"Sooo where this place is going to be held?"

Rainbow Dash ask. Twilight looked at her.

"It is going to be held in Counterlot. In one of Celestia's hotel. It is big enough for you and 30 others mares."

Dash rolled her eyes. "Well this is going to be good."

Both friends laugh until they finally landed front of Celestia's Hotel where the rest of the mane six is waiting. Dash notice something.

"Wheres Starlight Glimmer? And Spike?"

Twilight flappped her wings. "Oh they are staying at the castle watching on the TV. I heard they are making a bet between them two. who knows. Besides they will be fine."

***

Back in Twilight's Castle, both Spike and Starlight Glimmer are fighting over a sofa.

"Hey I'm sitting here!" Starlight Glimmer yelled.

"No I'm sitting here. So you will move to another spot!"

Spike yelled as well pulling the pillow away form Glimmer's magic grasp. Spike and Glimmer are not haven't a good time until the TV is on.

"Hey it's starting!" Spike yelled.

Both look at each other and both agree they will sit on the sofa.

"Did you bring the popcorn, the drinks, some sandwiches, pillows, a blanket?" Glimmer ask.

Spike grab all the things Starlight ask. "Check, check, check, check, and check. All set."

Both smile.

"Good and now let's sit and relax." Glimmer said.

Both eager to see who is going to be the competitors.

***

Back in front of Celestia's Hotel, Rarity almost faint.

"Wow! Rainbow Dash your dress looks so lovable!"

Dash cringe. "Thank you .... Rarity."

Fluttershy spoke, "Oh you must be ready Rainbow Dash"

Dash smile. "Of course I'm ready. Who isn't?"

Pinkie jumps around. "I can't wait to see who will win. Let's see I pretty sure somepony will win your heart and your heart will explode!"

Dash froze. "Ex- explode?"

Applejack pushes Pinkie. "No Rainbow you will not explode. But you will be fine."

Dash felt more calm. "Thanks."

The horn rang from the distance. Twilight Sparkle glimmer in joy.

"SWEET CELESTIA!! OH MY LUNA !! THEY ARE HERE. PLACES!! PLACES!! "

Twilight took Rainbow Dash by her side. While the rest stayed behind her. The carts entered through the gate. One by one all lined up. As the servants starting to walk over to open the side doors from the carriage, Twilight can hear Rainbow Dash's heartbeat.

"Dash it's alright. I'll be here by your side."

Dash gulped. "Okay. Let's go meet my future ex-competitors."

As soon she finished her sentence the first door opens.

***

Inside one of the carriages there is a conversation between two mares. A dark blue hair mane with a light cutie mark mare started to shiver.

"Oh boy. I am really nervous. More nervous to beating the Wonderbolt's Academy record"

Another mare with a blue coat full of medals and dark shades interrupted.

"You sure about that? Because you have two choices.  I will represent Rainbow Dash to you and you will try very hard to win her heart, OR we can bail out and we can go back to the Wonderbolt's Academy so you can start 1,150 laps."

The dark blue mane mare gulped. "Neither."

The carriage stop. The dark blue mane mare takes a deep breath. His partner hold his hoof.

"Hey, it's alright. I hate to say this but if you mention this to anyone or Rainbow Dash, I'm going to denied it. You are a great mare. You can protect her. Well she can protect you too, because she is so awesome and she is the dangerous mare in Equestria and a crazy one for sure, but that's not the point. If you really win her heart, just be yourself. Just like I said. Two wonderbolts can create a stronger team."

The doors started to open.