Pinkie is pregnant and at the clinic getting checked out. She tells about her exploits while trying to figure out who the father is. Then she finds out. Read the warnings if you aren't used to me.
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Part of a series, but works as a story on its own.

Characters: Pinkie Pie, Nurse Redheart, and Doctor Stable (who I could not find in the tags).
Brief appearances (mostly in flashbacks) by Applejack, Big Mac, Cadence, Cheese Sandwich, Double Diamond, Party Favor, Rutherford, Shining Armor, Soarin', Thunderlane, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash
Warnings: accidental sex, anal, bad stories, blow jobs, casual abortion, cunnilingus, implied incest, implied prostitution, infidelity, lesbian, medical, pinkie pie being a slut, pregnancy, public fun, shameless sluttery, straight, vaginal

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