Alone With Eris

by Oldtakufanboy

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Romance, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Fluttershy, Sex, Slice of Life
Length: 1662

It was a quiet day at home, until Eris, Discord's daughter, came to my house to say that she loves me

It was a quiet night in my house, until Eris, Discord's daughter, came and tells me that she likes me.

(Eris is 25 years old)

Update 2/21/17: audio read

Published 2017-02-17 03:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-02-17 03:40:01 UTC

Alone With Eris

Night came, as I sit on my bed reading a chapter of Ponygeddon, a story of princess Luna saving Equestria from the Genma.

"This is such a great read," I said to myself, as I flip the page.

Suddenly, I hear a knock on my bedroom door. I immediately stood up and tossed my book aside, getting ready to fight whoever is in my house. I never heard of ponies breaking into homes, but this is strange.

I slowly walk up to the door and gently grabbed the door handle.

"Wh-who's there?!" I shouted. "Whoever you are, you are messing with the wrong human!"

"Danny," said a female voice. "It's me, Eris."

"Eris?" I said with surprise, as I open the door. "What the hell are you doing? Trying to cause more problems again? Do I need to bring Fluttershy over?!"

"S-sorry," she said with a blush on her face.

I have no idea why she's here, but there's something different about her; she seems... shy. One thing I do notice is the polish on her claws. She is even wearing lipstick, as though she were going on a date or something romantic.

"Look, sorry about yelling," I said, feeling bad.

"That's okay," she said, pushing aside a strand of hair from her face.

"Is there something you like to talk about?"

"Can I stay here tonight?"

"What? Why?"

"Because... I like it here... and you are... are nice guy."

She definitely seems out of character. Usually she likes to irritate me and like to pull off pranks, but she's not herself.

"Would you like to sit down with me?" I asked, opening the door for her to enter.

She nods, as she floats in and sits at the end of the bed. I walk up to her and sit down beside her.

"So, what's up?" I asked. "You don't seem like... yourself. Usually you do pranks on me or be playfully mean."

She fidgets with her claws, looking at me with a hint of nervous.

"D-Danny," she said with a stutter. "We've been friends for three years now... and... I want to take it to the next level."

"Whoa there!" I said with surprise. "You are in love with me?"

"Y-yes."

"Why out of all the times now say this?"

"B-because," she said, as her black hair blocks away her vision. "I couldn't think of a time to say this."

This is all going so fast; my mind is going crazy about this situation. For a long while, she has a crush on me?! It's no wonder why she bothers me out of everypony else.

I took in a deep breath, then exhaled. I take a hand and ruffle her black hair, making her give me a faint smile.

"It all makes sense now," I said, as she pushes aside her hair to look into my eyes. "So you like me?"

She nods, before placing a hand onto my chest.

"Danny," she said. "You are the first friend I ever had since you met me. You were nervous about me at first, but then you and I clicked. The reasons to why I teased you, is a way of saying I like you and that I wanted to be friends with you."

"Well, friendship is magic, Eris," I said with a chuckle. "Twilight says."

Eric snaps a talon, before her head becomes Twilight's.

"I'm princess Twilight," she said with Twilight's voice. "I love bringing friends together and writing letters is a fetish of mine."

I give out a loud laugh, as Eris's head goes back to normal with her laughing in her normal voice. The laughing subsides, as the two of us look at each other with smiles.

"You know, Eris," I said, as I grab her lion paw. "I'd like to take this friendship to the next level."

"You mean it?" she asks, as her ears perk upward.

"Of course, I do. We're ready."

"Oh goodie!" she shouts, as she snaps her talon, making my clothes disappear.

"Ack!" I shouted, covering my private area. "What the hell, Eris?!"

"I finally see that you have a soft spot and this all a carefully laid out plan," she said with a giggle. "Now let's make some sweet love."

She lifts up a talon, making my hands pull away from my now exposed dick. My hands are pulled above my head, making me fall to my back. I look down at Eris, as she crawls on top of me and brings her face two inches from my face.

"Let's start with a kiss," she says before puckering up her lips and placing them on my left cheek.

She holds it for five seconds, before moving to my other cheek and doing the same. She then brings her lips up to my forehead, which is weird, because I feel like she's trolling me. After my forehead kiss, she brings her lips straight towards my face, only to be trolled with her kissing the tip of my nose. When she removed her lips from my nose, I notice a red mark on it. Shit! Her lipstick is all over my face!

"Aren't you surprised that I haven't kissed your lips yet?" she asks with a giggle.

"Stop trolling me and let me go!" I asked, as I sway my body back and forth.

"Not until I feel satisfied. Come on, Danny. I really like you and I want this to make our friendship stronger than ever."

"This feels like rape to me."

"It's not rape if you're enjoying me trolling you," she said, as the tip of her tail tickles the head of my somehow erect cock. "You are hard as a rock. Now let us continue."

"How did I not notice my dick getting hard?!" I thought.

She puckers her lips yet again, as she places them upon my lips. I didn't struggle this time; this time, I am actually enjoying this kiss. Her tongue slips into my mouth, poking around my cheeks. I too began using my tongue, as I poked hers, making her flinch. Her long tongue wraps around mine, like a snake that has caught its prey. She then recoils before she pushes her lips away from mine with a pop.

"Whoa!" I said, as she licks her lips.

"You are the first to feel my tongue," she said.

"It's like a snake," I said.

She opens her mouth wide, as a snake pops out from her throat with a hiss. I screamed, as I tried to free myself, but to no avail. My hands are still bounded by her magic. The snake slips back into her mouth before she closes it, laughing hard.

"Sweet Celestia!" she cries out with tears going down her face. "That is hilarious!!"

"What the fuck, Eris?!" I shout, making her stop her laugh. "That wasn't funny at all! It was fucking terrifying!"

"Calm your tits, Danny," she said. "I just wanted to surprise you."

"That was quite the surprise, but don't ever do that again!"

"Fine."

My heart rate slows down, as Eris brings her head down to my chest for a few light kisses.

"Don't hate me, Danny. I love you."

"This is a strange relationship we have. You and me."

"Let's make this relationship stronger," she said, as she scoots back until her pussy presses against my shaft.

My skin goes bumpy with excitement, as she slides up and down slowly.

"My God, Eris," I said, before she brings her lower lips onto my head and makes my cock slide within her, making me gasp.

"Your cock feels so good," she said, as she sticks her tongue out and grips onto the fur of her chest.

She jumps up and down, making the bed creak with each time she comes down. I couldn't help, but bare the fact that things are getting really hot in here. Never have I experienced sex, but this is by far pleasurable.

As she continues to bounce on me, she looks down at me and licks her lips.

"I seriously love you," she said before picking up the pace, making me clench onto the covers of my bed.

I then began to feel it; the climax ready to explode. I grit my teeth before my seed could come. Once it did, I can feel her folds holding onto my cock, making sure my dick squeezes out every inch from my member. The two of us breathed heavily, as she looks to me with sweat coming from her forehead. My hands went freely, as I swipe away the sweat from my forehead.

"That felt great," she said with a smile. "Can we do this again? Can we? I love to make sweet love to you whenever I could."

"I... guess so," I said. "That did felt great I have to say."

"Also, Danny," she said, as she takes a talon and twirls it around my right nipple. "I have another surprise for you."

"And that is?"

"Hello?" said a voice from outside my room.

My eyes lit up, as the steps got closer. I stare into the door until a familiar face peeks in to see Eris and I lying together. She gives out a gasp, as I quickly yank the covers from my bed and over the two of us. The mare covers her face with her cream-colored wings, blocking the sight.

"F-Fluttershy," I said with shock. "Uh... what're you... doing here?"

"Y-your door was open," she said. "S-so I came in to see if Eris is w-with you. Looks like I need to go."

Flutter shy takes off, before I could get the chance to explain what's going on.

"Gotcha," said Eris, as she laughed herself off the bed with her tail swinging back and forth.

"You really are a pain in the ass at times," I said angrily. "You know that?"

"Says the guy who climaxes too quickly," she said between laughs.