The Dark Warrior

by Joker the Hedgehog

First published

Main Theme: Indestructible by Disturbed

Brandon Cain was just an ordinary man. He had a job at a local Subway, had a nice apartment, albeit with no internet or cable to speak of, not to mention he was skintflint broke, and spent his free time writing fanfiction for all to enjoy, despite getting into arguments with people online often, with the hopes of one day making it big as author or even achiving his ultimate dream job of becoming a writer for a major video game company, like Nintendo or Sega or even Sony.

All of those dreams changed, however, when Brandon is killed in a hit-and-run accident while out on a walk. He inexplaicably awakens on an operating table in a laboratory, armed with the Force Powers and monstrous armor of Darth Starkiller from Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. Swiftly breaking out of the lab and reclaiming his seven lightsabers, Starkiller fights his way out of the facility he's trapped inside, before encountering Commander Rainbow Mirhim Dash and her Equestrian forces, who had been on a mission to infiltrate the facility before Starkiller unwittingly blew their cover. After coming quietly back to their base and being interrogated by Princesses Celestia and Luna, Starkiller joins Equestria's fight against the Crystal Empire and the tyrant who controls it: King Sombra. However, trust is something that Starkiller must earn as part of Rainbow's team. And to add some more fuel to the flames of war, some famous faces from Star Wars canon and non-canon alike soon start to pop up, all with the intention of defeating Starkiller in combat.

But, when all is said and done, Darth Starkiller might just be Equestria's saving grace... and Achroma's one true love.

A Crossover with Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. Set in a bizarro version of the Crystal War Timeline/the Sombra-Verse. Contains Darth Starkiller X Rainbow Dash, Spike x Tempest Shadow, and King Sombra X Twilight Sparkle. Ponies, Changelings, Griffons, etc have been humanized to a certain extent.