Apples to the Core

I don’t understand, am I a magnet for troubled mares or is it the universe that said hey your life sucked before so here is a bunch of pussy to make up for it. Let me explain what happened when the girls and I were in Trottingham to escape the heat when we met up with two young mares both of which the girls recognized, one was named BitMash who happened to be the daughter of Cream and the twin-sister to a stallion named ButtonMash. Now I had already met Button once before when Cream and I went to the hospital for a checkup nothing bad it was just that out of all my mares she was the most fertile in short she’s carrying triplets very rare for a pony not dangerous just rare and all girls. So as I was saying went to her appointment and as we were coming out we bumped into her son well it would be my stepson now anyways we met and the first thing to come out of his mouth was “Dam mom is that you, hell you look good wait what the hell are you pregnant please tell me it ain’t that plothole Rich’s please” Yes very suttle of him and I didn’t notice there was a mare with him until she hit him in the back of the head.

“Hello again mother, it’s nice to see you, and congratulations,” The mare I found out her name was Peppermint Twist or just Twist.

Thank you, dear and it’s good to see you again as well,” Cream said hugging the mare noticing a small bump in her midsection. “Now Button I want to introduce you to your new father or stepfather Tucker Apple, Tucker this is my son ButtonMash Equestria prominent game designer.” As she said this we shook hands.

“So you’re the one that my mom hooked up with after Rich left town?”He said giving me a calculative look. “ I just want to know one thing do you love her?”

“Yes with all my heart her and the others,”

“Others, mom please tell me you didn’t join another herd you did, didn’t you?”

“Yes, I did along with Cheerilee you remember her she was your school teacher if I recall you had the biggest crush on her,” Cream said making her son blush. “But now look at you all grown up with a lovely mare and a foal on the way.”

That little bit of news shocked Button into silents but for Twist, she looked shocked. “How, how could you know I just came here today to confirm it?” The young mare asked as she placed a hand on her stomach.

“I am a registered nurse after all and a mother can just tell when she’s near another mother,” Cream said smiling. “Now come I want you two to meet my herdsisters and you can tell me what you to have been up to besides the obvious that is,” She said as she turned and started heading back home.

As we were making our way back home I got to know a little more about Button it turns out he designs the arcade games played in Equestria and Twist worked with Bonbon at her candy shop. When we got to the house the two of them stopped and stared at all the mares that were working around the place thirteen Buttons counted thirteen mares.

“What the hell mom when you said a herd I thought maybe three or four of you but thirteen that’s not a herd it’s a frickin harem!” Buttons almost yelled.

“Call it what ya want, but just so yall know Tucker there keeps us all happy,” Ann said as she walked past carrying a bushel of apples.

“Wait are you telling me that he can and does keep all of you satisfied?” Twist asked looking at me in shock.

“Us satisfied, hell I wish if things keep going like they are we might need to add a few more otherwise Tuck here is going to wear us out,” Gala said as she passed by carrying two bushels of pears.

I stopped listening as I went to help to carry in the harvest of both pear and apples, yes you see when we bought GrandPears land we promised to keep the pear trees growing so now the Apples are the largest suppliers of both staples food in Equestria. But the best part of it is right smack dab in the middle of the land is one very special tree one that now has a fence around it and a small memorial with all the names of every Apple and Pear that has left this world. GrandPear already had a space for his name when the time came but he swore to stick around until he could hold his great-grandfoals at least once.

When we started working in both fields I learned that apples can be bucked but pears had to be picked due to them bruising too easily luckily for us we have well-trained monkey girls who will do anything for a big banana. Yes, I know bad, bad joke but it was funny at the time.

Back to what was happening in the house Cream was sitting in the living room with Button and Twist drinking some iced tea.

“So you two are married and are expecting a foal?” Cream asked taking a sip.

“Yes, mother you already know this you were there when we got married,” Button answered a little annoyed.

Nodding Cream took another sip. “And you two are honest with each other there are no secrets between you,” Cream asked as she took a discrete glance at Button’s crotch.

Button squirmed a little but didn’t say anything.

“Button please tell me you told her for Celestia’s sake she's your wife whet if...” was as far as she said before Button yelled at her.

“It won't the foal will be perfectly fine and healthy!”

“You don’t know that nobody knows, but please sweetheart Twist deserves to know the truth and if she truly loves you as I feel then it won’t matter,” Cream said with pleading tear-filled eyes.

“Button what is she talking about what haven’t you told me, please honey I won't get mad but please?” Twist looked confused and upset.

Taking a deep breath Buttom turned to look in the eyes of the mare he loved and let her know the secret his mother sister and he had kept for so long. “Before my sister and I were born the doctors told mom that she was having fraternal twins a colt and filly but the day I was born there was something more,” Taking another breath he continued. “I wasn’t born normal I was born a herm,”

“Ah what, what's a herm?” Twist asked still holding her husband’s hands.

“Herm is short for Hermaphrodite it means Button may look like a stallion but he was born with both a functional penis and a vagina,” Cream said answering for her son who was looking at the floor.

“So you mean you have both as in both,” Twist asked as she tilted her head. “Is that why you get so irritable sometimes your going through estrus with relief and why I caught you jacking off and sticking your fingers up your, Oh that wasn’t your plot was it?”

“Oh my, Button sweetheart you are a very naughty colt arent you?” Cream half asked half teased making Button blush deeply. Then Cream tilted her head with a devious smirk looked at the two sitting across from her. “You know if you still have that ich I’m sure Tucker could help with it,”

“What do you mean?” Button asked missing the look his mother had.

“Well I’m sure if we ask him he might oh how to put it,’ She stopped to think. “ yes that's it he could plow your pussy full of foalcream until your begging for more,”

‘I don't, I don't know could we have some time to think about it?” He asked after looking to his wife for confirmation.

“Take your time, but I’m hoping you say yes because if or when it happens I hope you let Tuck be with your wife while you help him take care of all of us,” She said indicating that she was included.

After an hour more of talking about other matters, Button and Twist said goodbye and promised to think about it. After they were gone Pear came into the room from the kitchen.

“So you think they'll do it, after all, they’re a married couple but gods knows we need more mares even with thirteen here Tucker has just too much stamina for us all, and I think when we git along he’s goin’ ta be worse,” Pear said looking out the window to see me hauling four fully loaded carts to the barn.

“What do you mean by that?” Cream asked as she stood next to Pear.

“It seems our stallion has a small preggo fetish and the more we show the more it grows,” She said with a sigh.

Both mares shudder not in fear but for the amount of sex they’ll be getting seeing as how horny all pregnant mares get but with Tucker that might be a bit too much.

When the girls and I reach this great aunt what's her name, we found a letter stuck to the door addressed to Bloom telling her that the house was open for us but she was going to be gone for a few weeks. Seems that a friend of hers was ill so she went to help take care of her. If we had any problems we were to contact the Trot Lomond Boaters commission it will cost us treefifty. (Read The Scent: Lust of Mares by Distorted Flare to get the joke reference)
As we made our way inside Scoots and Sweetie recognized two mares near the front gate well one I knew, after all, I met her twin brother so walking to the gate I greeted them.

“Bit Mash, I know you don't know me but Cream is one of my herd mates and a few days ago I met your brother Button and his wife Twist,” I said extending my hand to her.

She looked at me then smiled. “I know who you are my mom wrote to me so your the stud that makes her turn to jelly when you fuck?”

“I guess that's me, and who’s your friend?” I asked pointing to the shorter mare that had the coloring of a paint or an appaloosa.

“This Pipsqueak, but just call her Pip,” She said pushing her smaller friend closer.

“H hello sir it’s nice to meet you,” Pip said in an accent I recognized as a Cockney one. (My fair lady Eliza Dolittle)

“It's pleasure to meet you as well Pip, but one question what are you two doing here?”

Shuffling her hooves while looking down. “Well you see we were supposed to meet up with this stallion friend of ours a pegasus named Rain Runner to start a herd but when we got here we found out it was just a big joke,” She said as they looked up at me with teary eyes. “ We showed up and he said we were stupid foals, because why would he want two grounders when he could get any flier pussy for his herd, so we‘ve been stuck here for three days with no bits and no place to stay,”

I looked at them feeling sorry then I turned to the girls as Bloom walked over to me she handed me a letter and said to read it as she took Bit and Pip inside the house.

Dear Tucker

My love, I know you are the most faithful stallion in the world there is no dought in this, but we, your herd mates have found that your stamina is or has grown, and thirteen of us do not seem to be enough don’t misunderstand we would never trade you for anything our love is eternal. Cream even tried to get Button and Twist to join now the thing is Button is a herm and is capable to carry a foal but they have not given an answer yet. Now the reason for this letter is if you or the girls do find any suitable mares and the girls know what we mean when we give you permission to bring them into the herd. Now that doesn’t give you free rein so don’t stickin’ that log of yours into just any pony pussy. Now you don’t have to worry about taking care of so many of us with what Diamond and Silver Spoon figured we have enough bits now and coming in to take care of a hundred generations of Apples. I know this is strange my love but it is for the best of the herd, hell AJ said for you to find these griffon hens Gilda and Gabby, and a couple of dragons named Smolder and Ember and try gettin’ them to join that way you got yourself some verity or some such nonsense. I must end this letter for now but please do keep an open mind to what we ask of you if not for your health than for our dear pussies.

With all our love
Pear Butter
Marie Ann
Cream Heart
Red Gala
Applejack
Cheerilee
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Larvien Apple

After reading the letter twice I turned to look at the sky wondering what has my life become before I walked inside the house closing the door behind me, and that night with the girls witnessing and helping out I brought Bit Mash and Pip into the Apple Family Herd.

Age reference for all Apples.
Tucker 32
Pear and Cream both de-aged from ’40s to 30
Marie Ann was ninety-plus de-aged to 24
Gala 27
Applejack 24
Applebloom 18
Sweetie Belle 18
Scootaloo 18
Babs Seed 19
Diamond 19
Silver Spoon 19
Cheerilee 28
Larvien 6 pronounced Lar-Vine
Changeling mature faster than ponies 5 years old is a full adult.
Bit Mash 19
Pipsqueak 18

The Mash Family
Button Mash 19
Twist 18