chpater 1View OnlineAre you a "Hater or a Brony"chpater 1chapte1 you wake up in the middle of a forest and you have no idea of what your doing there you check around for clue of where you are but nothing the forest look so normal but your clothe is dirty "great there goes my pair of shoes all in vain because of being lost on a stupid forest" i said getting sarcasm about it when i decide on getting out of here i walk on what it look like a road and about 12 minute i got out of the forest and continue where the road takes me until i reach a tree house sorta. i knock on the door when a feminine voice said "coming" i waited patiently on the door when the female open the door i was so surprise that she was a pony "fucking god this must be a fucking nightmare god god god please give a fucking sign that i am not dreaming" i said getting scared because you know being in front of pony that talks she had a horn that began to glow and a bucket with water appear out of nowhere and splashed into my face the water was so cold that was a medicine to wake up from a dream and still i wasn't dreaming all this but instead i was living it she told to go inside the library and sit on the couch while she make tea to calm down because i was so fucking nervous about the whole problem about being with a talking pony a little later she came in with a tea pot and some cup she sat next to me rather with a odd look on her face and ask me what i was "well where to begin first i am a human second i am a jack of all trade (what i mean in the with the jack of all trade is that he does a lot of stuff he's good at) third my name will be a secret until i decide to tell you ok" i said making myself clear she nod in agree and with that i ask her where i am she said "you are in equestria the land of friendship" with that i said in my mind "don't you mean the the land of talking pony fuck now i need to ask her to take me back home because this is so fucking stupid" "excuse me twilight sparkle would you mind telling me how i would get back to my home" i said rather a little upset. she see that i am getting upset and said "i don't know how i would get you back to your world but as long you stay maybe you change your mind" saying that cheer me up a little but still i don't know how i would get adapted being with pony and other creature around here so i decide to ask her if she take me on a tour around ponyville she jumped out of the couch she was sitting on and started talking fast because almost no one ask her to make a tour around ponyville but i was happy to make her happy (NOTE:the character will always be random so look out for sudden change in the human character) after 10 minute of we left the library we walk for 2 hour and it was very interesting all the place i saw and pony twilight make me met and we stop i ask twilight where are we she said "this is sugarcube corner and where here to eat something silly don't you get hungry" she said that i forgot that i hadn't eat anything all day but i didn't complain about it after we got in we were welcome by a pink pony with pink mane and the mane was all fluff and wiggle but something was odd after twilight was talking to her and finish she went to the kitchen to make what twilight order but when catch her saying something about hacksaw and axe and knife i really got freak out and ran to twilight and act like everything was normal but it wasn't normal but the i decide not to worry about it but i got and idea i was so bore i decide to make a prank on twilight for what happen early with the bucket and went to find a bucket when i found one i filled it up with water and when inside and make the prank "hey twilight was soaked wet and clueless" i said and she said "you by the looks of it" then the bucket disappear and all the water fall in me i got a little pissed of because it was a good prank and we both burst into laugh and shared the same feeling of laughter but then the pink mare got out of the kitchen with a happy expression on her face and said "here is your order twilight and may i ask who the weird guy here" "thank you pinkie pie and he's a human and he's name is a secret even i don't know it but you can call him what ever you like ok" she said trying not make me look like a bad guy here then pinkie pie said "okie dokie lokie i'll call him mr.human does that sound ok to you" i said in replied "that sound nice pinkie and yes you can call me mr.human until i decide to tell you my real name" with that we head out of sugarcube corner and went back to the library and eat what twilight bought at the sweet shop when we reach the library suddenly somepony came bursting out nowhere and both twilight and me got scared of a cyan pegasus with rainbow mane and the pegasus said "what wrong with you two you look like you saw a ghost" then twilight said "rainbow dash next time you do that i am going to rape you" after twilight said that i burst into laugh and laugh like 10 minute then when i stop laugh both ask "what was funny" i said "seriously your going to rape her if she does that one more time i would see how your going to do that" then twilight said "if you keep with your stupid stuff i am going to rape you instead" i challenge her and said "yeah right i dare you" twilight then grab me with her magic and took me to her basement and hook me up and tie me to what it was some kind stuff related to BDSM (sorry but i don"t know how to make it more mature in this part is some is helpful enough will you help me in this part thank) after all was over they were all asleep and i was on the floor naked i said to myself "good job you fuck two pony good job" then after i thought that i went to sleep. A/N i read this 3 time for spelling error but there are minor one and the story is all random so you may find it bad or good is because is random and like i said before i need some help for the sex part in the story thank you all for read the first chapter
chapter 2View OnlineAre you a "Hater or a Brony"chapter 2chapter 2 next morning you woke up to notice two pony sleeping in the basement then i got up and decide to wake them up hey girl get the fuck up i said almost beating the royal canterlot voice they both got up real quickly thinking that the princess. was here what the fuck is going on. twilight and rainbow dash said in unison. well is morning and one is getting out of here i said then rainbow dash notice she had to get somewhere and flew as fast as she can leaving me and twilight alone but i began to tease twilight hey twi you did well last night you do this often? i said teasing her she just nod and blush very heavy she was pure red by the blushing and then she said well i do this with spike a lot lately for you know calm my sexual depression. after that we went upstairs and to the kitchen then twi ask what would you like for breakfast and what humans eat i replied but with a lie because i didn't want to freak her out by all the thing we human eat well anything you eat is fine by except for flower she then decide to make waffle then after the waffle where made she got into the table with two plate and a small bottle of syrup then with no further do we began to eat everything was lovely until she ask me something that make my mind go BOOM next time we do something like last night i will let put that thing you got that looks like a dick on my pussy ok i was getting so hot that started sweating like hell she then notice me doing that and began to tease me with odd and seductive look and moans i couldn't helped but to let go then after she stop with all those looks and moans i quickly came back from my train of thought and said to my self you must not let her win you must be strong and brave or your going to get screw up by a pony after we finish our weird breakfast i told twi if she could find me a book about human and pony then she a book i find it weird because of the title "how human and pony get along in sexual way" i was O_o then i told if there were other like this and said NO then after knowing that there was no other book like this i began to read there were a lot of drawing of human mating with pony how human gain power with this and bullshit then one part got my look it said "if a human drinks the juice of the pussy of one of the princess the human gain ability to use magic if the human keep drinking more juice of any pony i will give more power" but if i had that power then i would go back to earth and this crazy world then it settle i must get the princess a little of my love (NOTE:this will not until a little longer you'll have to wait 3 more chapter for this) but notice that will be a little difficult and decide to leave that for a bit longer later when i finish the book i give it back to twi but she began to ask me how i found and i said well it was very interesting and learn a lot about how human got along with pony in sexual way no thank to you she replied well mister bastard i wasn't my fault that i don't have book about that without the sexual thing i decide to stay quite because i didn't want to argue any more. the i decide to search my pocket not only to my surprise to find my cellphone and my earphone i turn on my iphone 4 and plug the headphone on and began to hear pendulum-fasten your seat belt it bring a lot of memory (for those who play chrysalis.swf you know what this song is) then twi catch me with the phone ask me what is was even laughing at her because i was with the headphone on she then look me with an angry i then said hey twi no need to get all angry ok she then calm down an ask me again what is that on your ear and in your hand then i replied with a lot of honor this is a device that let me do a lot of stuff either take picture or video hear music or record one play game view movie and other bullshit that i don't know ok she then began to look at it very closely and weird an then said but all that in just one thing "'yep" i said interrupting her her grew bigger of the surprise and said i should ask celestia to bring stuff from your world i began to get scared hey twi you don't really know what we human have you should ask first i said she then yawn very heavy she began to get very tired of looking she collapse with the floor i took her to her room and put her on the bed and got out of the room then i went downstairs and began to look at all the photo all kind of brony sent even i only got a close friend then we broke up because he became a brony a kept sending me photo and vid and song about MLP FiM but i only saved them because they were good and catch my attention i began to look at all the picture i got but stop at one that really got my fucking attetion O_o what the hell is this who in earth would sent me this the i look at the name of who sent me this O_O TiaraWhy who the hell is tiarawhy i quickly close the pic and the began to hear music i then search for music until i found the one i wanted and began to hear Monster in the backseat by new boyz and skrillex then i began to slowly fall a sleep
chapter 3 (more troll)View OnlineAre you a "Hater or a Brony"chapter 3 (more troll)chapter 3 i woke not only to notice my phone is next but also twilight,"hmm i need to change the music pronto" i quickly thought. music album-234 song found justin bieber-baby 009 sound system-born to be wasted [mashup-PMV]just lose it MLP FiM Dream of absolution AgileDash-the great techno remix killswitch engage-the end of heartache Dirty Dot feat. Colleen Kelly - Heart Of Pain (Mongato's Funk n' Trance Mix) swedish house mafia-save the world skrillex-first of the year,monster and more "whoa thats alot of song's but how i'm going to play them all" then twilight proceed to wake up and ask me "what the fucking hell yor doing huh anwser me now or i'll slap you" "yeah right with a round hoof you think that's possible because i think not ok BITCH!!!" then twilight look at what i said and quickly apologize of her manner of speaking i said my sorry too for saying her bitch. then out of nowhere we hug and kiss my mind was like "what the fuck you argue with her and then you kiss her what the hell is wrong with you men" minutes late,somepony knock on the door which i called it the troll door,why let's make a little flashback shall we 2 day's ago i was reading a book of Daring Do (don't ask which one is because is a secret ok) and came twilight in lingerie and something in her mouth with a ball (maybe you know what it is but don't say it ok),but i quickly knew what to do and procced to continue this weird moment of sex but then just inches of touching her,there was knock on the door, that's why i called the door, troll door because it interrupt on the good moment's present day "huh what's wrong twi" "ohh nothing is such that AJ is having trouble on the farm but she didn't want any of our help she said only you can help her" (blue word means that the human is thinking ok)[/hmmm what would AJ want from,oh well better find out]
Side-ChapterView OnlineAre you a "Hater or a Brony"Side-Chapter(for all who liked my story,and for those who don't this) Enjoy Secret chapter 1 "wtf where am i why am i wet and naked"mind speaking myself while waking up from where ever am i but not only to be greeted by a light but with 14 MARE. "OH great this again,can we just have fucking peace will ya" I said out loud "No you're our human and you are going to please us" An familiar voice said "yeah right unless you're celestia you can't claim me your toy or pet beside your just a fucking bitch yeah i said it bitch want to keep talking"i said a little pissed off "well then you are Royally Fucked"Princess Luna&Celestia said "I'm so fucking screw this can't get any worse"said with relief "Hello there"said Fluttershy,rarity,applejack,twilight sparkle,rainbow dash,pinkie pie,apple bloom,sweetie bell,scootalo,derpy hooves,dj-pon3,octavia. "WTF 14 mare is this some sort of a fucking huge some because if is then why didn't you ask nicely"i said look at all the mare in front (Apple bloom,sweetie bell,scootalo all mare now there not filly anymore) 23 hour's later "you girls know how to give a good fucking sex especially a dick-blowing one"i said while breathing for air "glad you like it"they all said "if is not to much can i get a fucking breakfast i'm hungry plus my head is about blow up"said that with little tired end of this part
