My little Texas:Arlen is magic

by roytheboy1213

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, Adventure, Crossover, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Other
Length: 2354

king of the hill meets my little pony

hank,bill,dale,boomhower,khan, and jhon redcorn find a stange portal near reedcorns new age healing center whitch transports them into equestria.

Published 2012-07-07 12:24:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-10 14:59:57 UTC

prolodge:REVAMP

Prologe:REVAMP

*Note*:if you'v watched king of the hill youll get this story if you dont get it get the hell out

Note:crude words and stuff.

"yup"

"yup"

"mmmhmmmm"

"yup"

"so i heard there going to open that new home deepo down near megalo mart"hank said

"why whould they put it near megalo mart won't that caus bad buisnes or something" bill implied

"i heard there going to start sorting places vegas style" dale pointed out

"i tell you what man dang'o vegas man has a liquer store next to a dang'o grocery store next to a dang nail salon"boomhower said in his usuel fast paced voice.

"well thats sound's veary assinyin but thats progres for ya alwas giving a low blow when you least expect it"hank said in a anoyed tone.

then out of no where jhon red corn drives by in his jeep all damadged like it has been attacked or something then he gets out of the jeep with a tromotized look.

"dale i need your help with a pest problem!" jhon said to dale

"wow you look pretty beat up.where you mawed by a bear or somthin?"dale asked jhon

"no this is a bug problem"he said

dale,bill,boomhower,and hank where shocked to here it was bugs that totaled him and probebly his jeep.

"how could bugs do that to you jhon"hank said in shock.

"these things are huge and theye look like ponys for some odd reason"he explained

"theye must be ether the experamental insect creatures from area 51 or radioactive bugs cross mutated with horses"dale told the gang.

"if you need help we can pitch in"hank told jhon.

bill and boomhower agreed with fear and excitement and the possibility of free beer.

so then they all when't to jhon redcorns new age healing center in dales bug'a'bego to chek on the problem.

when they got there the place was coverd in a weird dark green weeb and there the giant insects where patrolling the area.
they fit the discreption that jhon gave eairler.

"my god!"hank whisperd in the bug a bego that was hidin behind a shack on the othere side of the road.

"ok every one grab a spray wand and a bat and we will charge in there like hell"dale whisperd to the others

"i don't know if it's a good idea.shouldent we call the army or somthing of the sort's"hank wispered

dale looked at hank with disgust on his face as if he took an insult."like hell im letting the goverment take an exterminators job"dale yelled

then in near seconds the bug a bego was surrounded by the insects.

"dale you jiblet head!"hank yelled as if he didn't care eny more.

"get out of the wagon!" the insect yelled

they all got out of the bug a bego with there hands up.

the insects took them deeper into the forest that was next to jhon redcorns place as if they where taken hostage.

then a suprising sight be held them when theye saw there queen apered out of a minecraft like portal made of glass.
the qween was a taller version of the insects with long hair a misshaped horn with holes in it's wings and legs.

"so you are the tresspasers"the queen yelled

"tresspassers?! your on my land!"jhon yelled twords the queen

"well your land belongs to the changling empire now"she said in pride.

"what?"hank sead in confusion.

"of cours you have not heard of us for we are not from this world"the qween replied.

"i knew it your all aliens!!!"dale scremed.

"shut up dale!"hank replied in anoyenced.

"enough!"the qween yelled then comanded the insects to kill them but then the portal started to glow in a spectrum form then the gang got sucked into it and theye all scremed in fear as theye got sucked in.

it was a peacfull day in ponyville the sun has rissin and dew drops droped from the plants and trees
twilight sparkle has finally finished every book in her libary.

"well i could go to sweet apple acres to help out apple jack!"she sead confidently.

but when she got there all the work was finished and apple jack was bored to.

so they went to shuger cube corner to bake with pinky pie but to see that all the supplies where used up during today's sales so pinky was bored as well.

theye wen't to raitys shop only to find it has been a veary slow day for her and it was closing time so she was planing on passing time to.

they wen't to fluttershys cottadge only to find that her cottadge was getting fumegated of fire ants,termited,bedbugs,and espestus.so she joined the others and all of them decited to visite rainbow dashes hose and whould you know it she was bored as well but also excited that she finally perfected the sonic rainboom.
theye all where at her house thinking on what to do next.

"agh dammit"hank said as he woke up

"dale,boomhower,bill,jhon where are you?"he mumbled to himself as he looked around

he saw trees all arowned him as he wiped his eyes with his...hoof?

he ran to the nearest puddle and he was shocked to see his reflection.he had been turned into a pony
and then he let out his signature.
"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
the sound echode all over ponyville.

"what the hay was that?"pinky pie yelled as she herd hank's bwaa
"was that an animal in pain?"twilight said
"oh i hope it's ok."fluttershy whisperd
"we should chek it out."rainbow dash implied.

earlyer befor the bwaa dale,bill,boomhower,and jhon r started to wake up.
"ugh.is everyone allright?"dale asked as his eyes where closed.
"my head hurt's"bill moaned with his eyes closed as well.
"did enybody get the licence plate on that truck?"jhon said with his eyes closed.
"dang ol.ow"boomhower said with HIS eyes closed as well.
the 4 opend there eyes and the guy's where all shocked at looking at each other and themselvs as theye had turned into pony's.
"my god"bill said as he looked at them as well as him self.
bill was a red earth pony with a black mane and a cutie mark with two scissors crossing each other.
dale was a grey pegusi with a brown mane whereing his sun glasses and signiture hat with a cutie mark that bared the image with a cigeret duck taped to a police pistol.
boomhower was a tan unicorn with a blond mane baring a cutie mark of a eight ball.
jhon red corn was a burgendy earth pony with a cutie mark of a buffalo surounded in healing erbs.
then they heard hank's bwaa near them.
"damn hillbilly redneck here too?!"said a voice near them
the 4 turned there heads to see a dark grey pegusi with a green mane with a cutie mark of a martiny glass.
"khan?"dale,bill,boomhower,and jhon sead to the pegusis.
"ya it's me."he said then looked around and then asked"where redneck ring leader?"

chapter 1:hopefully better than the prologe:REVAMPED just a little

Chapter 1:Hopefully better than the prologe.

*NOTE*I appreciate the critisism and all but just don't go overboard on this and i am doing this just for fun and all.
i mean if eney of you can do better than go ahead beacus there was only 1 koth mlp fanfiction and i just had to make this so ya agen if you can make a better on be my guest and tell me about it beacaus i love fan fiction.

*warning this fan fic may contain crud languadge and stuff and if your not into that then why the hell are you reading this*

"how the hell did you get here"dale said as he knew it was khan.

"I go to jhon's place to return cd player and those damn bug's kidnap me as well"

"by the way where hank hill?"khan asked.Then the 5 of them turned to see a yellow unicorn with a brown mane with hanks glasses whereing a strickland propain uniform shert barring a cutie mark of a propain tank barring the stirickland emblem on it.The gang quikly knew it was hank."hank?"dale yelled.

"oh good you guy's serv-...oh god your here to khan?!"hank said in anoyance.

"I am every where you want to be hank hill"khan said with a smirk on his face.

"But i don't want to be here in fact i don't know where here is!"hank told khan.

"I sounds like it came from the everfree fores"twilight told the rest.

"I hope it isn't deadly"fluttershy said in fear.

"If it is ill buck it upside it's head"dash braged out.

"if it has a head"rairity added.

Then the mare 6 headed into the ever free to see the arlen 6(yes thats what im calling them from now on)talking to each other as the hid in the bushes.

"ok so let me get this straight...we'r lost"hank pointed out.

and the others noded in agreement.

"who are those pony's"pinkie wispered

"I don't know but they seem rather odd"twilight added

Then dale knoticed the mare 6 in the nearby bushers."uh guy's"

"waht is it dale"hank asked.

"we'r being watched"dale said as he pointed his hoof twords the bushes while fluttershy let out a yelp.

"ok come out what ever might be there!"hank yelled in anger and fear.

"hold it we mean no harm you guy's!"twilight yelled as the mare 6 came out of the bushes.

"ya so youv got nothin to be afraid of partner"apple jack explained.

"oh good more people"hank said in relief.

"don't you mean pony"dash corrected hank.

"oh you must be locals then"dale pointed out.

"so i take it your not from around here then"raity asked.

"nope we come from arlen texas"hank explained but the 6 mares where comfused.

"whats arlen and texas?"dash asked.

"ya this is equestria and your near ponyville"twilight told the arlen 6.

"e-what"hank said in confussion.

"equestria you know land of the unicorn,pegusi,and earth pony's."twilight explained

"what???"hank still dumbfounded

Then the mare 6 took the arlen 6 to twilight's libary to discuss matters at hand.

"so let me get this straight you 6 guy's where transported here by the qween of the changlings from this arlen texas to equestria right."twilight said

"that about sums it up."jhon told twilight.

"so what are your name's excactly"twilight asked

the arlen 6 told them there names.

"so since your stuck with us i gues you can live with each of us"twilight said as the mare 6 agreed.

hank with twilight

bill with pinkie pie

dale with rainbow dash

boomhower with rairity

khan with fluttershy

and jhon redcorn with applejack

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hoped you liked it this time.

Chapter 2:getting to know the mare 6 and arlen 6

Chapter 2:getting to know the mare 6 and arlen 6.

*NOTE*im going to try something knew with the charecters.

this is happening during the part at twilights libary.

Twilight:so you pony's haven't told us your name's yet.

Hank:My name is Hank Rutherford Hill.

Dale:I am Dale Gribble.

Bill:i am Bill fauntain dela tur doutrive nice to make you'r acuatenship.

Boomhower:like dem dang ol my names is jeff boomhower yo"he said in his fast paced voice.

John:My name is john redcorn.

Kahn:I am Kahn souphanousinphone im laotion.

The six mares where a bit comfused that there names where a bit long especialy kahn and bills.

Twilight:My name is twilight sparkle.

Apple jack:my name is apple jack partner.

Rarity:i am Rarity it is nice to meet your aquatinship.

Pinky Pie:Im pinky PIe"she said while jumping for joy.

Rainbow Dash:Im Rainbow Dash the fastest flyer in all of equestria.

Fluttershy:M-my name is fluttershy."she wispered.

"well it's mighty fine to know all of you"hank replied.

"ohh i forgot to show you the tour of ponyville!"pinky pie exclamated.

"huh?"dale asked.

"oh i always show the new ponys a tour around town"pinky explained.

"uhh ok then"

"man like dem dang o going to be fun i tell to you what man"boomhower said in joy.

The mare 6 looked at boomhower dumbfounded at how fast he talked.

"does mr.boomhower always talk like this?"dash asked.

"talk like what?"Hank said in comfusion.

"you know"pinky said

"but he always talk so normal"jhon told the mares.

"never mind"Dash said as if she didn't care.

"let the tour begin!"pinkie said in joy.

Meanwhil in texas peggy hill(hanks wife)has finished fileing a missing persons report to the local sherif
about the dissapaerence of hank hill.

"hay shug have you seen dale around?"a blond woman asked peggy who was also dales wife nancy hix gribble.
"I called john to see if dale was helping him get more acres of land but the answering machine turned on"nacy
told peggy in worry.

"have you two seen khan he been gone all day"said a laotion woman next door who was kahns wife mihn souphanousinphone.

"maybe there all at johns place"peggy added.

The three ladies got into peggys car to jhon redcorns new age healing center only to head into
the lions den that awaits them at the healin center.

"So mr.john what did you do when you wher in this texas arlen place"twilight asked redcorn as the 12
wher touring ponyville.

"I was a new age healer back in arlen"Jhon told twilight.

hank,bill,boomhower and kahn wher a bitt worried when if finally opens a new age healing center in ponyvill later in the story.Becaus john has a habit of..um...haveing..ohhhh...uhhh..intercourse with his clients.Especially in the land of a brony's dream.especially the perverted ones.

"so hank what do you do"pinkie asked in curiosity.

hank turn arowned with a smile on his face and prodly said"I sell propane and propane ecesories"

"pro-pain?"the 6 mares said dumbfounded.

hank was in shock to here of a world without propane was hell.

Back in arlen peggy,nacy and mihn wher heading to johns to find ther loved ones when they find ther kids hidding
in the back seats.bobby(hank and peggys son),kahn junior(kahn and mihns girl) and joseph gribble son of dale and nancys
son even though john redcorns josephs blood father.

"well looks like were all going to find the guys"peggy said.

I NEED IDEAS PEOPLE sorry it short.